Somewhere in West Africa, a lad has been chopped...

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

So I've had this trunk box lad, an American hero named Captain John Anthony. He was awarded the medal of honor by President Obama, and he's got 2 trunk boxes full of cash and gold that he wants to ship to me...

Luckily, my boy J.G. Wentworth is more than willing to help out! Up 'til this point it has been about 2 months now with daily emails, 3 different "incompetent" shippers, and countless failed attempts to send $1500 via WU and MG.

A summary of my character JG for those who don't know: He is a complete dipshit who butchers the English language on a daily basis. Oh, and he is obsessed with Jet-skis, has a bit of a "man-crush" on the Captain (his bro) and can't wait for the captain to get back to the US so they can go Jet-skiing together...

Unfortunately... on last payment attempt thing went wrong... a dolla chop...

JG:

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What do u mean??? Do u still need the refernce number or did the shiper already pick up the $1500? Let me know when they think the trunks will get here and i will make sure i am home when they cum OK Bro do u want me to go get your jetski as sook as the monee gets here bro???

JG:

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Did u pik up the monee bro let me know i am still wating to hear from the shiper bro!!

Lad:

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Mr JG,

I will be waiting for the payment details bro.

Capt JA

Lad:

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Where is the control number of the money you send?

JG:

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bro tell the shiper i sent it with western ounion and the number he neeeds is 5424432xxxso tell him to go pick it up already i just checked and noone picked it up yet bro!!??!

JG

Now the chop begins, I give him a different name than he had told me to send to...

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I sent it to the new shiper Richard Dxxxx(fake) like u told me to in that email u said u got the new shiper so i did bro I am doing everything just like u said I m sorry i took a couple extra days but i still did it bro i told u i wouldnt leve u hanging bro i want to get all this done so we can get our jetskis and motorcycles for when u get here in december bro so tell Rickard to pick the monee and send the boxes bro!!!

JG

At the same time, I send a heckling email from my fake lad to real lad, subject line: u mi bitch:

Fake lad:

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u deal with this mugu for month and I chopp u dolla foooooooool go back and play toy wit de small boi let real men do business oooo

and:

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Richard Dxxxx be mine broda u got dolla chop $1500.00 USD ooooooooooooooooo

Real lad forwards the messages to JG and is confuse:

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What is rhe meaning of this shit. I received the below email drom this
person.

JG:

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bro what r u talking about u emaled me like 3 days agoa dn told me that Richard dxxxxx was ur new shiper and i shuld send the 1500 to him now and i dont no what u ar talking about i dont no a dan hxxxxx is he the new shiper?? I dont understand did he get the monee or not bro??

JG

Lad finally figures it out:

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Mr JG.

I think some people have hacked your email by claiming to be me. I never gave you any name Richard Dxxxx. The name I gave you was Kenneth Bxxx. So I think they have claimed the $1500 by given you the name Richard Dxxx you have to change your password of your email now.

I need you to send me the email where I ask you to use Richard Dxxx. Because I never did such. I only gave you Kenneth Bxxx.

Get back to me.

Capr JA

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Mr JG.

My shipper never hot any money. Besise you send the money to Richard Dxxxx and I don't know wjo is that Richard Dxxx which I never instructed you to send money to Richard Dxxxx. I only ask you send the $1500 to Kenneth Bxxx so I think someone is monitoring your email and you need to change your email address password or open new email to communicate with me.

Capt JA

JG is confused:

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Bro i dont get what u are saying u keep changing your mind u said that the $1500 was picked up by Richard Dxxxx that is good but I still don't really know why i have to send the additional $2500 that sucks cuz thats pretty much all the monee i have but oh well if that is wat it takes to ship the boxes then lets just do it an then when i get the boxes we will be set and yea bro for sure i will get u the new yamaha green waverunner it is sick i new u would like it its gonna be cool hanging with u when u get here bro!!! OK so i am headed to the westerw union right now to send the $2500 and then i will write u back thanks agan for being so cool i cant wait to go jetsking bro!!

JG

Fake Lad chimes in some more:

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JG da gif dat keep giving 1500 USD now 2500 USD oooo u best play dollhous and let real men do business Ooooooooooooooooo

Real lad is not happy:

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Mr JG

Send me your phone number. I never receive any fucking $1500 so I don't know what the hell you are talking about $2500. I never gave you this name Richard Dxxxx so stop this shit now and send ne your phone nunber.

Capt JA

To be continued... Very Happy

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:47 am

Nice chop! your lad is properly wound up.

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:59 pm

I love a good chop. Well done sir! Smile

It would be interesting to know how many chops per day occur in West Africa (real or imagined).

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:48 pm

Nice job! Is it this lad: https://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=88548

I wondered why he had gone quiet.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

^^ That's him Very Happy

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:27 pm

I love it when it takes a bit for a lad to finally comprehend what happened, and then explodes. Well done!

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:36 pm

The Capt. looks remarkably like my friend Jennyson

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:15 pm

Some of these scammers are disgusting. The soldier in the picture is a soldier that died for his country in Iraq ...

http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=16679521

Some real lad pain is needed here!!

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:29 pm

^^^ So young. Sad

Yes, this lad needs more pain than can be measured. I hate military scammers, and hate using dead military men & women for their fake profile even more. Evil or Very Mad

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