Reasons for not being able to receive a phone call

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419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

A challenge to all members for a more stupid reason. Also, Lad did come back and the " must talk to you on the phone " has disappeared

I am in receipt of your letter and it is well noted at 94% and understood equivalent. I am guessing that Mrs Shukria ( May god bless her at his table ) did not tell you about me being deaf. It happened years ago while travelling through forests in Loa on a humanitarian mission. My squad of church disciples called Moses 5 was sent down into a region known as Sepon which is the old Ho Chi Minh trail that was used during the Vietnam war by the communist north for raiding the south. The area was heavily bombarded with explosives and there were thousands that did not explode. While travelling through this region looking for native tribes to convert to Jesus my church missionary squad Moses 5 we ambushed by a gang of Buddhist separatists that had fled Cambodia after unsuccessfully trying to overthrow the government. My group Moses 5 didn't realise that they had taken over the area of Sepon for growing poppies to supply the Afghanistan heroin trade until we stumbled into there camp. The battle started immediately and although both sides had taken a vow to never kill another human it was harsh none the less with many fists, kicks and ninja slaps. Moses 5 and I took heavy damage with lots of redness and as we were retreating into the forest endor I noticed Rev. Bishop Charles William Taylor was still wrestling one of the Elite Buddhists Zen fighters and would not hold up much longer without joining with another of Moses 5 and forming the ancient Christian Kung Fu Dragon position. I ran back to assist Rev. Bishop Charles William Taylor but it was too late. Rev. Bishop Charles William Taylor and the Elite Buddhist Zen fighter had accidentally triggered an unexploded explosive device that had been there since the end of the war. Sadly both Rev. Bishop Charles William Taylor and the Elite Buddhist Zen fighter died and I was too close to the noise that both my ear drums were shattered and could not be repaired.

It is for this reason that I cannot make the phone call to your office. If this is a problem that we cannot find a solution for I will contact Mrs Shukria and ask her forgiveness for my handicap. It may be possible for me to organise my reverend to talk to you and he could write the words on a piece of paper and then read my answer and tell you what I have written but this would make the phone call very long and It will probably cost you a lot of money in call charges

Regards and godbless you and your family

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