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Rev Moe Lester
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Joined: 06 Jul 2012
Posts: 218
Location: England
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Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:18 pm |
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Here's a poem from a scammer (well, it might have been a rant, but it's almost like rap when he reads it out!)
It's called die
A recording of the scammer reading it is available at https://soundcloud.com/shekau/diediediediedie
I transcribed it as best I could
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Die die die die
die in a fire
die in a fire
die in a fire
die in a fire
die die die die
die die die die
in the name of jesus
die die die
die in a fire
die in a fire
die die die
fire fire fire
fire fire fire
die die die die
die die die
die now
die now
die now
die now
die now
Die die die die
die die die die
die die die die
die die die die
die
kill off and die
kill off and die
kill off and die
kill off and die
kill off and die
kill off and die
til everyone kill you
kill off and die
kill off and die
kill off and die
kill off and die
die die die die
die die die die
die die die
die in a fire
die in a fire
die in a fire
die in a fire
die in a fire
die in a fire
DIE!
(The lad and call and everything is Padme's, I transcribed the call in Skype and she thinks it's funny and you'll like to see it!) |
Last edited by Rev Moe Lester on Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:29 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:20 pm |
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Touching. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:33 pm |
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Reminds me of early Tennyson. |
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"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:41 pm |
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I was thinking of Yeats and The Second Coming |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16750
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:02 pm |
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But, is it art? |
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Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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limburger
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 619
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Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:32 pm |
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His subtle use of repetition in the poem is used to good effect. Very good stuff |
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so your job is to hack some body job you go die and you must run mad in this country all generation will go to hell fire i must get you and i will troll way you inside beach idiot as you hack my money and you crate email dey write richard as you do it i will spoil the job . idot --Steve F |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:30 pm |
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Iambic Pentameter it Ain't but who an I to judge? |
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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Location: Blackacre
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Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:46 pm |
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@DSW, e.e. cummings thought so. I'm envious! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:47 am |
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We have the next big hit for P1gmoney's career. Nothing would be easier than to put that to a hip-hop beat and add some "Yo, motherfuckers". |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Sun Sep 21, 2014 2:24 am |
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Beautiful. |
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ewanmcteagle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Jul 2014
Posts: 71
Location: Right on my uppers
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Sun Sep 21, 2014 4:40 am |
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No longer do we have to be content with Keats's 'Seasons of mists and mellow fruitfulness', Wordsworth's 'I wandered lonely as a cloud' and McTeagle's 'Can you lend us two bob till Tuesday'... |
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Lend us a couple of bob 'til Thursday
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