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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:03 am

This botch-up of a script needs to be read in full... with name confusion and bizarre sentences to delight the reader (emphasis added)

Quote:

From the Desk Of: Mrs. Jennet Debor Rosemary
The New Foreign Paymaster General
World Bank Of West Africa Benin Republic
Tinubu Square Cotonou
Email: [email protected]

..............................................
Our Ref: CBB/IRD/CBX/027/2014

DATE: 09/09/2014

LETTER OF GUARANTEE

Attention Please.

Responding to the latter we received today from office of the Presidency and office of the Senator David Mark. Senate President and Chairman Senate Committee in what they said over the past experiences with you have encounter in years past has now boarder them so much to consider to treat fair signing of Clearance paperwork entrust base on your second paragraph of the latter I received.

Therefore wish if this situation regards to this institution law act was not made to guide illegal transactions abroad which Chief Accountant of the Federation could have go on sign the the final Clearance paper on your favor without the charges backing up the transaction to confirmed into your account before your reporting, but at the same time, he ask you if you can be on his shoe reason with him office of the Federation he make a credible endorsement of transaction done after you send the needed fee of $48.00 only as soon as the obligations is being done perfect you will get paid immediately.

I, Mr. James J. Edward, Director, Foreign Paymaster General, World Bank Of West Africa Benin Republic wish to guarantee you that as soon as you pay the total sum of $48.00 only for the (Final Transfer Pin Code) I, Mrs. Rosemary Iwu, promise to transfer your fund immediately without any problem. This letter of guarantee will be treated as stated as soon as you, send the fee of $48 only.

This is to notify you that after our meeting this morning with the President, Accountant General of the Federation, and broad of directors the bank CBB. They instructed me to transfer your funds as soon as possible you come up with obligations required $48 only.

Please i have to explain to you. it was based on the instruction receive from our President Federal Republic of Benin to release all foreign debt through this office urgent you send the needed charge before we will release your funds to you as soon as possible.

Based on the above, you,1,2 Milton, have been given 100% guarantee that as soon as you made the payment of $48.00 only for (Final Transfer Pin Code) your fund will transfer and reflect into your account as stated above within 24hrs.

Note: This letter of guarantee was made with good intentions this 09th day of September, 2014, and the content of this Promissory note/guarantee letter will be treated as stated there in Money Gram with receiver's stated below.

RECEIVER NAME: OYENKACHI PETER JAMES
COUNTRY: BENIN REPUBLIC.
CITY: COTONOU
QUESTION: GOOD
ANSWER: GOOD
Amount: $48
MTCN:_______
Senders Name:_______

Congratulation and remain God bless, while we look forward to hear positive from. Hope to receive good news from you shortly. Thanks and have a great and wonderful day more ahead.
Expecting your urgent response.

Yours faithfully.
Mr. James J. Edward
World Bank Of West Africa Benin Republic
Email: [email protected]
call me at this number once you receive this message. Tele : (+229) -99389977

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:37 pm

My head hurts.

I don't think the lad will be very successful with this script.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 580

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I agree that script is awful......so massbait?

After all, doesn't something that bizarre and cobbled together need to be encouraged?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:57 am

What was the subject line? I'd love to respond in kind.... Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Aug 2014 Posts: 54

Merry Widow wrote:

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I agree that script is awful......so massbait?

After all, doesn't something that bizarre and cobbled together need to be encouraged?

I was thinking the same thing. This lad will think he hit a homerun with this god aweful script if he gets a handful of "home runs" over the next couple days lol

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:30 am

A schizophrenic lad. I wonder if you could make one of his personalities believe they got dolla-chopped by the other one.

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:46 pm

Afraid to say I discarded the original email; sorry guys. You'll have to wing it.

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:58 pm

Polly has sent a request for more informations Cool

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 580

Ashley replied, hoping for a fun and interesting email back.

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:21 pm

Found it...

The subject is LETTER OF GUARANTEE.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:37 am

He's a boring, brainless waste of time. So far I've received the same email seven times no matter what I write back.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:15 pm

Merry Widow wrote:

Ashley replied, hoping for a fun and interesting email back.

Don't you post anymore!

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