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Master Baiter Joined: 07 May 2014 Posts: 206

For a little while now I have been baiting a love lad.

And he insists that he wants me to come to the IVory coast so we can meet and get married. One of his very clear instructions is that I come alone.

Poor, lonely white woman in West Africa, anything could happen. like a kidnapping. XD

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:42 pm

I hear there is an excellent chain of hotels in those neck of the woods. If you don't land in the one property close to the lad, I am sure one of the other properties would be just as sweet, right? The love of your life will travel, won't he? Razz

Master Baiter Joined: 07 May 2014 Posts: 206

SO many ideas.

I was going to waste time planning the wedding but no matter how much stomping and tantrums he would not give in that we can arrange it all when i come there.

Oh and the lazy lad wants me to pay for his hotel room when we meet....

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:11 pm

Have you met this fine gentlemen? I hear he is very helpful and accommodating and I am sure Mr. R will be more than happy to pick the love of your life up, should he get lost on his way to meet you. Razz

(if you want to do a safari, just contact (pm) him and tell him SBaH sent ya, he'll give me a discount on a lad's visit if I recommend x amount of customers. Though he never did define x...)

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:12 pm

You need to take a bridesmaid or even a priest with you for your safety sake. if not, he is not worthy of marrying you. I think it's time for you to bring out the inner Bridezilla and have some fun twisting him to the point of breaking. Not breaking up, just breaking!

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:28 pm

SP has a brilliant idea. Argue about the flowers, the tuxes (or versions there of) the napkins, the service. And bring your whole family!

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 4:11 pm

My favourite kidnap modality is to land at a faraway airport and have the lad come fetch.

Book a flight with at least one stop, take the wrong connecting flight and end up in [insert airport of choice here].
(You're excited, you rarely fly, confused by foreign languages, just plain obnoxious to the airport staff so they put you on the wrong plane etc...)

The reason for the misdirected flight is a sticking point in this modality - if the lad believes you, then serious fun can begin. If he doesn't, well....

Arrive sometime around 6pm (just around sunset in that part of the world), it's getting dark, you're tired, you need a hotel, you're carrying lots of $$, but no local currency.
You daren't open your suitcase!
Phone no worky. (you're using a brand new satellite phone which allows emails, of course Smile

)
Better still, liaise with a 3rd party 'back home', thus bringing in a new character to hassle the lad and put pressure on him to go 'fetch')

You are forced to take a taxi.

Then the fun begins.
Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 24 Aug 2014 Posts: 17

Absolutely love reading these stories... Giving me lots of tips and ideas... Bloody hilarious

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 1:39 pm

Another idea is that going by the multiple stops and destination airport storyline with this variation. originally you were going to end up a x airport but the plane had engine trouble and you were forced to change planes at on of the stops, there was no new plane to change into and you had to be accomodated on a plane going to the nearest city to your final destination, and the airline was going to pay to bus you to your original destination but you will end up arriving three days later than originally intended yada,yada.......

The airline lost your luggage by putting it onto the wrong plane and it is now at y city. Included in that is the suitcase full of $$ plus some of your travel documentation. As you are missing some of your travel documentation you are being held by immigration until it turns up. Using a phone call full of desperate crying you tell your intended he has to go a retrieve the luggage for you, as you really need that paperwork and you dont want the $$ to be stolen by someone.