Throw-away abuse line at your disposal

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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:08 pm

I have a phone and a prepaid lying around with little time to use them properly myself. When combined with the natural urge to insult, abuse and generally be nasty to any living being who happens to deserve it in my opinion (read: every single lad in the world for one), I think we have something useful in our hands.

The deal is simple: this is another Pimp My Number service, but with a catch. And the catch is that I don't give a damn and neither should you. You can send this number to any lad you want without thinking twice. Is a lad is begging for your phone number? Send him this. Does a lad want to talk with someone just because he can't fall a sleep without it? Sure, kick him my way. Is a lad being just a general turd to you? I'd be glad to return the favor.

When the phone rings, Duckling goes into "unleash every imaginable hell on any cretin that happens to be on the other end of the line mode" with no regard to anyone's sensitive feelings whatsoever. After few minutes of listening to my sweet voice your lad is likely to be a) confused b) angry c) both. Meanwhile you have at least for a while evaded the phone number request and I have had a chance to abuse a random lad without lifting a finger. Everyone wins. Except the lad who paid the heavy international call bills only to get abused, but that's not the point.

Despite of the premise, there are few rules which I would like to ask you to read and follow for this to work.

1: No mass mailing. Yes, this is an abuse line with no concerns whatsoever, so if you are wondering if you can send your lad my way or not, wonder no more: you can! But don't send this number to every lad in your catcher account. That serves no purpose and the number risks becoming obsolete. Any lad you are baiting is a fair target. Any lad that has ever mailed you once without you replying is not.

2: No requests. None. I don't do those with this one. For specific requests, click the other link in my sig, see the rules in there and we'll talk.

3: Understand that this line exists for only one purpose and that is as a throw-away number. It's in this sense no different from a K7 with endless voicemail message or any other number used as a tool rather than a baiting method. The only difference is that in this case instead of a bot there is a living and very pissed off baiter itching to hurl insults at deserving targets. So consider the possible consequences before using the number in your bait. When in doubt, click the other link in my sig for more serious stuff.

That being said: is waiting for your lads getting their day ruined.

It's good to be back! Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:14 pm

haha... awesome. I will keep this in mind.

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:00 pm

I'll call it myself next time I need a few choice words in my direction. LOL j/k.

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:32 pm

If you feel you count as a "cretin", line 3 is always open. Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:36 pm

Thanks, I've just told the mother-in-law that we're emigrating to Finland and given her our new number.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

This is great. I've always fought shy of telephone baiting - not sure why - maybe lack of confidence - or a feeling of doing OK without it - or maybe sheer laziness; but more likely a combination of all three. I've got to explore other avenues such as this sooner or later, so maybe this is just what I need to help me move on. I already have a great candidate in my sights. He gets very, very upset when I insult him by email, which in his case is very easy. So far he's provided great entertainment via four of my characters and two more are working him now. I know that very soon he is going to start demanding a phone number, so now he'll be getting this one. Thanks so much for putting it on offer, Duckling I'll let you know when he's oven-ready Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:45 am

Please don't let me know. I appreciate the offer, but seriously: please don't. One of the basic ideas of this number is that I don't want to know. It's a fire and forget number for you fellow baiters, but also for me. I'm not going to get invested in knowing whose lad's day I just ruined, I just do it whenever they come.

If you get a nice rant or anything else from a lad after a call, then I would be delighted to see the results of my work, but other than that there is no reason to let me know beforehand. I don't want this turning into another number like the one I'm already hosting for more serious stuff.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Brings to mind The Argument Sketch.

Duckling - I think it your offer is brilliant.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:16 am

No it doesn't.

Does too. - TS

No it doesn't.

Does. - TS

Doesn't.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

^^^^I think you two need to visit the room two doors along Very Happy

So sorry Duckling. Your point taken. (Why do I keep wanting to call you duckie?)

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 5:06 am

Bumping this one more time after which I'll let the sig link do its stuff.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:22 am

Can I call you now?! jump_4_joy

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:21 am

Erm, it's not that kind of abuse line, darling...

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:32 am

^

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:17 pm

We have a very stubborn customer who keeps calling from a private number and whose English seems to be limited to asking "are you making the payment today". He has been abused at least three or four times already. Today he finally seemed to get the clue and hung up abruptly. Someone may be getting an annoyed email soonish, I reckon.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:58 am

For the love of all things good, record one of these abusive calls and post it somewhere.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:12 am

Please do not necro old threads. This is almost 2 years old. Locking.

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