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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
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Location: The Rebel Base
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Shallow Lad-ette breaks up with the chemist because she doesn't like his job. What kind of true love is this?
Lad-ette: really do you like Nigeria
Me: Yes. I liked it quite a bit.
Me: I am planning to go back for business in a couple months and I'm hoping to take an extra week for vacation.
Me: I have never seen Lagos.
Lad-ette: lagos is the formal capital. very beautiful city sorrounded with Ocean
Lad-ette: i will take you to the lagos island, . and the beach
Me: That would be nice.
Lad-ette: yeah
Me: I think Lagos is about 20 - 25 hours from where my business is in Nigeria, so I'll probably have to fly. But the flight is only an hour I think.
Lad-ette: where is your business center
Me: North.
Me: Across Borno State, but I usually stay in Maiduguri.
Lad-ette: Boko haram
Me: What about them?
Lad-ette: Pls dont bother going there again. dont you watch news or Cnn
Me: I do.
Lad-ette: Good no need to tell you about them once you are watching news
Me: ummm
Lad-ette: yeah
Me: Did I mention my line of work?
Lad-ette: nope tell me
Me: I'm a chemist. Specifically I'm a chemical agents and explosives expert.
Lad-ette: Oh i see
Me: I make weapons.
Me: Everywhere I go is a warzone
Lad-ette: and is that right
Me: I enjoy it.
Me: How long are you in Nigeria for?
Lad-ette: okay
Lad-ette: sorry am off to bed
Me: Can't chat any more?
Me: I enjoy talking to you
Me: Are you there?
Me: hi. how are you today?
Lad-ette: pls dont talk to me again
Me: why?
Me: I thought we were having a nice chat. You seem like a very nice person.
Lad-ette: i dont deal with terrorist
Lad-ette: am so sorry it has to stop here
Me: So you won't talk to me because of my job?
Lad-ette: yeah
Lad-ette: bye
Me: Just so you know, I still think you sound lovely. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:00 pm |
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Love can be so fickle............. |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
Posts: 800
Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:54 pm |
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Interesting that a love lad, of all people, still seems to have "standards." In a way it make me feel good to know that even the scum of the Earth hate terrorists like BH and AQ. |
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Padme
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Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7425
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sun Jul 20, 2014 12:39 am |
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| Doctor Seviche wrote: |
| ... it make me feel good to know that even the scum of the Earth hate terrorists like BH and AQ. |
Do not get too attached to this notion. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:31 am |
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Rule # 1
Other than the one about little balding old monks with a broom, Lads Lie
Rule #2
If in doubt, refer to Rule # 1
I'm sorry your lovely lady dropped you, I can feel your pain, the anguish.
Perhaps if you offered $'s? Or asem'd a bank statement or receipt for lingerie/jewellery?
Wait a month then email back while waiting for your luxury yacht to arrive in port at Lagos? |
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Padme
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Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:35 am |
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Mad Chemist offered to fly her to northern Nigeria next time he was there on business. Really, some people can not be pleased. |
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"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
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Akure>Kano -Amos
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:40 am |
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Rule #1 is very important. |
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Rowan
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Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1346
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:12 am |
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| Rule #1 is very important. |
Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man?
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| In a way it make me feel good to know that even the scum of the Earth hate terrorists like BH and AQ. |
Maybe it just goes to show that even idiot scammers live in fear of terrorists blowing up everything they hold dear. I'll be interested in seeing if Padme can get the ladette back or if she'll decide that flirting with suicide bombers and kidnappers is just too much. |
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Tsnerd
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Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:24 am |
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| Tsnerd wrote: |
| Rule #1 is very important. |
Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man? |
Especially if armed with a broom... or if the person is Padme. |
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username1939
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Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:09 am |
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There is nothing wrong with Padme |
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Scamzilla
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Joined: 01 Jun 2014
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Location: Hangoversville, USA
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Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:20 am |
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I wonder if it is merely the application of the chemistry. People who cook meth are sometimes referred to as chemists. Maybe they would be alright with drug distributions.  |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
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Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:30 pm |
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... it make me feel good to know that even the scum of the Earth hate terrorists like BH and AQ.
Do not get too attached to this notion.
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You are sadly correct. Ive read your page about the lad who joins BH/AQ as well. Very nasty business.
Its one of those issues that hits home for my family. One of my relatives, not terribly close but family nonetheless, was kidnapped by an AQ affiliated group in West Africa a few years ago. Suffice to say he was never released and is presumably dead.
There are some really bad people in this world. Any pain you can give them is well deserved. |
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i don't think i will ever come in contact with bastard bad luck stupid and idiot poor foolish man like you,that wasted my time for no reasons!!!!!!! - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop
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Nailgunner
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Joined: 01 May 2008
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Sorry to hear this, Dr S. I think if anything it just goes to underline how unscrupulous lads can be that they would throw in their lot with a bunch of radicals quite so easily. |
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