Compensation Lad Needs His Chain Yanking

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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 3:21 pm

Paul realizes that Roger sent the money to his fake name:

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I hope you did not send this payment to a wrong name ? here is the previous information that i gave to you on how to make the payment.fill in the space with the payment information you have made.

Then he gets angry with Roger and switches to caps lock:

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FOR THE LAST TIME STOP CONTACTING THIS OFFICE

Roger responds innocently, and he didn't see the second email:

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No, I sent it to the correct name, I sent it to Pastor Paul Frank. What is the problem? That is your name, isn't it? Please go pick the money for the fee so we can continue with our business.

Roger also tells Lamorde that he has doubts about Paul's intelligence:

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I am starting to wonder if Pastor Frank is capable of handling this business. He seems to have forgotten his own name which I sent the money to. Is it possible for someone else to help me with my money, or should I keep trying with Pastor Frank?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:40 pm

Nothing for Cammy for over ten days now - maybe someone told him just what "Lamerde" means.

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:20 pm

^He's too busy doing boring back and forth with Caitlin

impatient lad this morning wrote:

DEAR CAITLIN,

STILL AM WAITING TO GET THE PAYMENT DETAILS FROM YOU AS SOON AS YOU MAKE PAYMENT OF THE$380.

- Caitlin's gonna make the payment tomorrow, so long as he gives her the bank account info Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:06 pm

Same bank account details given.

He's wanting me to show him "prove of payment" so Caitlin has confirmed that she has made the payment, which is no doubt what Sir meant.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:48 pm

Back on the 26th Cammy sent:

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By Freyja's tears - what's holding you up?

Then came

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MAKE THE PAYMENT AND YOU WILL GET YOUR FUNDS.

So today Cammy wrote:

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It's been nearly a fortnight and you haven't sent your payment information.

I just wanted to use the phrase "payment information"...

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:43 pm

The Prof is an early riser - today at 4.23am Nigeria time, he sends this:

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DEAR CAITLIN,

IS BEEN DAYS NOW AND AM YET TO HEAR FROM YOU SEQUEL MY LAST MAIL.

DO GET BACK TO ME NOW,YOUR RESPONSE WILL DO GOOD ON YOUR PENDING ON-LINE ACCOUNT WHICH IS YET TO BE LET OUT TO YOU.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

- His last mail he wanted a copy of the payment slip, surprise, surprise!

So I've just replied telling him that he should have received the payment in his bank account today and asking him to check and confirm so that we can proceed with my compensation payment

Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:36 am

I told the lad yesterday that the payment I sent to my chpppa character had been collected and that my pension wasn’t due until next month I was broke the rent was due and I would be evicted.

Mr all heart working the night shift sent this at 2:13 am

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GOT YOUR MAIL AND IT'S PITY TO HEAR ALL THIS,BUT AM SORRY THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP YOU HERE IS FOR YOU TO DO ALL YOU CAN IN YOUR POWER TO MAKE THIS PAYMENT AGAIN TO THE GIVEN INFORMATION I GAVE YOU IN NIGERIA.

YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF THIS YOUR SELF FROM THE START I DO NOT ASK YOU FOR ANY CHANGE OF PAYMENT AND I HAVE ASKED YOU TO CHANGE THE PASSWORD TO YOUR E:MAIL ADDRESS.THEY ARE ALL SCAM THIS IS MORE REASON WHY YOU NEED TO BE VERY FAST ON GETTING THIS DONE.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO NOW IS TO MAKE THE PAYMENT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND GET BACK TOME WITH THE FULL PAYMENT DETAILS JUST LIKE WE HAVE MAKE ARRANGEMENT ON MY PREVIOUS MAIL.

I WAIT TO GET THE PAYMENT DETAILS FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Aug 2013 Posts: 222

Looks like he has a standard script for time wasters!

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DEAR ALBERT,

IS BEEN DAYS NOW AND AM YET TO HEAR FROM YOU SEQUEL MY LAST MAIL.

DO GET BACK TO ME NOW,YOUR RESPONSE WILL DO GOOD ON YOUR PENDING ON-LINE ACCOUNT WHICH IS YET TO BE LET OUT TO YOU.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

He has just been given a slapping for the 'irregularities' with his bank account and I have reminded him that I will never use WU having been scammed in the past that way.

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:22 pm

^ And there was Caitlin thinking that she had him off script Wink

- This morning, 2.07 am in Nigeria, and the Prof has reverted to banging on about wanting confirmation:

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DEAR CAITLIN,

I GOT YOUR MAIL AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WITH YOU TELLING ME THIS NOW I CAN'T JUST TAKE THAT AS A PROVE BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE TOO HAVE PROVED THEIR PAYMENT.SOME BY THE CONFIRMATION MAIL THEY GOT AND SOME BY THE PAYMENT SLIP.

NO MATTER HOW YOU CAN MAKE THIS PAYMENT THERE SHOULD BE A PROVE OF PAYMENT.MAYBE BY SMS MESSAGE ON YOUR PHONE OR E;MAIL TO YOUR E:MAIL ADDRESS TO PROVE YOU MADE SUCH TRANSACTION.

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE YOU HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT WITHOUT YOUR PHONE NUMBER/E;MAIL ADDRESS IN WHICH WITH THIS THEY CAN CONTACT YOU OR SEND YOU ALERT IN ALL TRANSACTION YOU DO WITH YOUR ACCOUNT SO PROVIDE THE NEEDFUL.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

- Caitlin's gonna reply and quote a fake SMS message in her email; the Prof will be pleased.

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:58 pm

I judged the lad too soon he now wants to help me out by reducing my fee.

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SINCE THE SITUATION IS LIKE THIS I GUESS WE SHOULD TRY TO BE OF HELP TO OUR SELF BY YOU TRYING TO MAKE PART PAYMENT OF THE FEE.WHILE I HELP YOU WITH THE SUM OF $180.

SO I ADVICE YOU TRY TO MAKE PAYMENT OF $200 TO ENABLE ME COMPLETE THIS FEE FOR YOU FOR THE PROGRESS OF THIS TRANSACTION OF YOURS,

NOTE:I ADVICE YOU TO TRY TO WORK TOWARDS THIS OFFER BETWEEN NOW AND MONDAY.

I WAIT YOUR RESPONSE ON THIS VERY MAIL.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Aug 2013 Posts: 222

The prof is offering some sort of compromise.

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DEAR ALBERT,

I WOULD LIKE TO ASK SINCE YOU CAN'T BE ABLE TO SEND MONEY TO NIGERIA,CAN YOU BE ABLE TO SEND THE FEE TO THE USA.SO THAT THE RECEIVER FROM THERE WILL GET THIS FEE SENT TO US TO MAKE ALL THINGS EASY.

IF YES I AWAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU THE PAYMENT INFORMATION OF THE RECEIVER IN THE UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.

YOURS,

PROF PAUL FRANK.

So a WU transfer to the USA is OK then? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:47 pm

Last night, 11.21pm Nigeria time, and the Prof is always busy on his desk:

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DEAR CAITLIN,

AM VERY SORRY ON THIS MATTER WE DO NOT GET ANY ALERT OF YOUR PAYMENT YET I ADVICE YOU TALK TO YOUR BANK AND GET BACK YOUR MONEY.THE ONLY BEST WAY WE CAN EASILY GET THIS DONE IS FOR YOU TO SEND THE FEE VIA WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM TO MAKE ALL THINGS WORK AS FAST AS YOU NEED.

AND ON YOUR QUESTION AM NOT A FOOTBALL FAN BECAUSE AM ALWAYS BUSY ON MY DESK I HAVE NO TIME FOR MY SELF NOT TO EVEN START THINKING OF FOOTBALL.

PLEASE CONTACT YOUR BANK AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK THEN I CAN GIVE YOU THE PAYMENT DETAILS OF OUR RECEIVER IN THE UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.

WILL BE WAITING YOUR BEST RESPONSE TO THIS VERY MAIL.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

^Wonder if he thinks of anything else besides $$$$$$$ - Caitlin's gonna try to find out.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:21 pm

I'm sure this is the type of busy the lad is referring to Shocked

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Aug 2013 Posts: 222

He really does not want to cough up another piggy! - But at least we now know that he is an honest man!

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DEAR ALBERT,

AS IT IS NOW AM VERY SORRY THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GET THIS DONE TO ENABLE YOU HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR FUND.BUT IF YOU SHOULD KEEP THINKING THAT EVERYONE IS A SCAM THEN YOU ARE VERY WRONG ON THAT.

I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU BETTER/TO BE OF HELP NOT TO SCAM YOU OUT OF YOUR OWN MONEY.

I ADVICE YOU HAVE A THINK OVER THIS MATTER AND MAKE A VERY GOOD CHOICE ON IT.DON'T SEE EVERYBODY AS A SCAM.

ONCE AGAIN THE ONLY WAY IN WHICH WE CAN GET THIS DONE IS FOR YOU TO MAKE THIS PAYMENT VIA WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM.

THINK VERY WELL ON THIS ISSUE AND GET BACK TO ME I CAN NEVER INVOLVE MY SELF IN SUCH WAY OF LIFE IF YOU CARE TO KNOW.

WILL BE WAITING YOUR BEST OF RESPONSE TO THIS VERY MAIL.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK

Looks like he needs a bit of 5PTS amusement. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 May 2014 Posts: 70

I've been trying to get an account out of him too. But since he really wants me to use WU or MG, I've told him (after many many delays) that I sent the money MG. He asked for the number and I sent a blurry picture. He is getting frustrated, but still only mildly. His latest subject line was "treat as urgent".

DEAR xxx,

I GOT YOUR MAIL AND THE COPY OF MONEY SENT BUT I WANT YOU TO COPY OUT THE MTCN NUMBER AND SENT TO ME I MEAN THE 8 DIGIT NUMBER.MY EYES CAN'T REALLY FIGURE OUT ALL THE NUMBERS APART FROM THE FIRST 4 NUMBERS WHICH ARE 6200 LIKE I GUESS.
PLEASE CHECK THE NUMBER S AND RESEND TO ME IN DIGIT.

OR FOR SECURITY REASONS YOU CAN CALL ME ON MY PHONE TO GIVE ME THE NUMBERS.HERE MY MOBILE NUMBER +2348127445685.

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.

YOURS,

PF

So of course I am sending a picture of the slip again, with all but the last number showing. darn! I just stink at taking pictures!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 May 2014 Posts: 70

I enjoyed his reply, which will earn him a slap for being so rude to me!

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I CAN NOW SEE HOW FUNNY YOU ARE TO BE FOOLING ME ON MY DESK TELLING ME YOU MADE PAYMENT AND NOT.YOUR INFORMATION ARE NOT CORRECT GO GET BACK YOUR MONEY IF YOU MADE THE PAYMENT I KEEP ASKING MY SELF THE SLIP WHICH YOU PRESENT DOES NOT HAVE HOW CAN YOU BE SO JOKY TO TAKE MY TIME HERE .

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:13 pm

^ this "HOW CAN YOU BE SO JOKY" Laughing

Think he's getting a bit tetchy with you newsproducer, well done! Thumbs up

With Caitlin he's reverted back to asking for the payment to be sent to Lagos via MG or WU; so I'm gonna remind him that the payment is currently floating around in limbo - am still hoping for a 2nd bank account.

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i got your mail,but should know its week end then so am out of desk.

^ 9.19am in Nigeria today - think he was trying to tell me that he wasn't working at the weekend.

Caitlin was really pleased to hear from him - she was worried that he'd worked himself to death Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 May 2014 Posts: 70

I sent him another slip, this time with all but the last number visible. I am imagining him hitting his head on a wall when he sent his latest message:

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DEAR JOHN,

WHAT IS THE LAST DIGIT ON THIS SLIP ?

I responded back with "5" - which is indeed the last number visible on the slip. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:18 pm

So a couple of days ago the Prof says that there isn't another bank account :

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DEAR CAITLIN,

AM SORRY I HAVE SEEN YOUR PREVIOUS E:MAIL AND I DO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY IN THE MAIL,BUT AS IT IS NOW THERE IS NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE BANK ACCOUNT THAT WE CAN GIVE TO YOU.THE ONLY WAY THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO SEND THE FEE IS BY YOU MAKING THE PAYMENT VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OF MONEY GRAM.

IF YOU CAN NOT SEND THE FEE YOUR SELF BY THIS MEANS LOOK FOR SOMEONE THAT YOU CAN TRUST TO HELP YOU SEND THE FEE VIA THIS ONE OF THE MEANS I TOLD YOU ABOUT.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

- Caitlin blahs back - she's very reluctant to use MG or WU

The Prof says that MG or WU is the only way:

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DEAR CAITILIN,

I HAVE TOLD YOU IN MY PREVIOUS MAIL WITHOUT YOU SENDING THE FEE VIA WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM,IT WILL NOT BE DONE I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I WILL KEEP TELLING YOU TO REMOVE YOUR MIND FROM IT THINKING THIS IS A SCAM.

YOU ARE THE ONE HOLDING BACK YOUR FUND EVER SINCE IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU NEED YOUR FUND GO AHEAD AND MAKE THE PAYMENT VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR MONEY GRAM.WITHOUT THAT I GUESS YOU FORGET ABOUT IT.

I WAIT YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS TODAY.

PAYMENT INFORMATION:

RECEIVERS NAME:B K

RECEIVERS ADDRESS:LAGOS NIGERIA

TEXT QUESTION:COLOUR

TEXT ANSWER:WHITE

AMOUNT:$380

SENDERS NAME:.....................

SENDERS ADDRESS:.................

MTCN NUMBER:....................

NOTE:THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN CAN GET THIS DONE.DO NOT LET YOUR PAST EXPERIENCE HOLD YOU BACK FROM GETTING YOUR COMPENSATION NOW THAT IT'S HERE FOR YOU.

I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME ON THIS AND I WILL BE WAITING TO GET THE PAYMENT DETAILS TODAY.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

Caitlin gets indignant and slaps him for daring to say that she should forget about the compensation payment and ...

The Prof coughs up piggy number 2 Very Happy

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DEAR CAITLIN,

IN THAT CASE YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE PAYMENT DIRECT TO NIGERIA.

FIND BELOW THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION OF BASHORUN KAZEEM:

BANK NAME:SKYE BANK PLC

ACCOUNT NAME:B K

ACCOUNT NUMBER: XXXXXXXXXX

BRANCH:LAGOS NIGERIA

I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT THIS WILL BE OK BY YOU AND I WILL LIKE TO USE THIS VERY TIME TO SAY AM VERY SORRY ON THE WORD BEEN USED ON YOU IN MY PREVIOUS MAIL.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

- Caitlin is going to graciously accept his apology Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:00 pm

I received an account for Winston Jenkins yesterday - which I have reported. i’m going to the bank tomorrow I hope it is still valid.

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DEAR xxxxxx,

SEQUEL YOUR MAIL FIND BELOW THE FULL DETAILS I HAVE FROM HIM:

Bank Name:bank of america

Bank Address:248 fordham rd

Account No.:48xxxxxxxxxxx

Routing No.:26xxxxxxx

Swift Code:bofa3n

Account Name:.winston jenkins

Home Address:x gxxxx ave bronx,NY 10456

I WANT TO BELEIVE THIS INFORMATION WILL BE DONE WITH YOU MAKING THE TRANSFER TODAY.

WAITING TO GET YOUR RESPONSE ON THE PAYMENT TODAY.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:02 pm

^^ BOA account is dead and the Skye bank account is dead also it seems

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DEAR xxxxxxx,

ONCE AGAIN I GOT YOUR MAIL AND IS WELL UNDERSTOOD.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WILL NOT WANT ANY DELAY FOR YOU TO HAVE YOUR FUND,SO SIMPLY BECAUSE THE OWNER OF THE PREVIOUS ACCOUNT CALLED ME TODAY JUST ABOUT AN HOUR AGO AND SAID HE WILL BE OUT OF TOWN AND EVEN IF THIS PAYMENT SHOULD GET INTO THE ACCOUNT HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SEND IT OVER FOR THE NEXT ONE WEEK SO I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU SHOULD SEND THE PAYMENT DIRECT TO NIGERIA FROM THAT SAME BANK YOU WENT TO TODAY VIA (RIA MONEY TRANSFER).

ALL YOU WILL NEED IS THE DETAILS I WILL PROVIDE BELOW.

YOU JUST TELL THEM YOU WANT TO SEND THE PAYMENT TO NIGERIA VIA RIA MONEY TRANSFER,YOU WILL BE ISSUE A FORM TO FILL AND THEY WILL SEND AT ONCE BUT AFTER MAKING THE PAYMENT THEY WILL GIVE YOU A RECEIPT THIS YOU WILL PROVIDE TO ME AFTER MAKING THE PAYMENT IS EASY AND FAST.

BELOW IS THE INFORMATION YOU NEED TO SEND THE PAYMENT:

BANK NAME:UNITED BANK OF AFRICA (UBA)

BANK BRANCH:LAGOS STATE,NIGERIA

ACCOUNT NAME:B K
ACCOUNT NUMBER:205xxxxxxxxxx

THIS IS ALL YOU NEED TO PROVIDE TO THEM NO NEED OF SWIFT CODE OR ANY OTHER THING.

IT WILL BE THE BEST WAY FOR US TO GET THIS DONE BY TOMORROW.

WILL BE WAITING YOUR RESPONSE ON THIS VERY MAIL.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:33 pm

3 accounts this week and me acting all confused an the toys have come out of the pram.

Yesterday
I’m really confused now about which bank account you want me to send the fee too Skye Bank or UBA.

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MAKE USE OF THE SKYE BANK ACCOUNT AND GET BACK TO ME NOW.THE UBA BANK ACCOUNT WILL TAKE MORE TIME BEFORE THE MONEY CAN REFLECT,BUT AS FOR THE SKYE BANK ACCOUNT IS DIRECT AND FAST SO GO AHEAD WITH THE PAYMENT NOW.

Just in.

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DEAR BENEFICIARY,

I HOPE YOU CAN NOW SEE HOW UNSERIOUS YOU ARE BY TELLING LIES ABOUT MAKING YOUR PAYMENT.ANY WAY WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE HERE FOR YOU TURNING US LIKE A LIER.

HAVE A NICE DAY IN YOU ENDEVOURS.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:13 pm

^The Prof was definitely having a hissy fit; he sent me the same 'Dear Beneficiary' email on Saturday - Caitlin has just replied "how dare you call me a liar blah blah blah", have told him that the payment should have been there Friday or if not Monday at the latest and asked him to check and let me know.

Hope he apologises again Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:05 pm

^^^ lol after he called me a lier for not sending payment, I left it a day or 2 and asked for an apology.

Prof Paul wrote

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IF YOU SHOULD THINK I WILL SAY A WORD LIKE SORRY ON THIS ISSUE THEN YOU WAITING IN VAIN.IF YOU NEED YOUR FUND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO OK.

I bet he buckles before I do.

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:36 pm

No bet!

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