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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:11 pm |
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Ive just had a lad whos opening email was contained entirely in the subject line, which was kinda hard to read, but anyway it got me thinking of fun ways to reply.
Thus i am going to try and do this entire bait with my email replies only in haiku.
this my first response to him.
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tell me more good sir
can i help in this venture
please reply soon sir
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I will update if he replies, and may beg for help when i start running out of words.... |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
  x13  x2  x2      
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1377
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:28 pm |
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And if your lad replies
Asking why you always write like this
Will your affliction be Haikuitis?
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:33 pm |
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If he notices
and asks me why i do this
ill blame the boogie |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
x13 x2 x2
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7425
Location: The Rebel Base
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:44 pm |
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haha.... you should eventually make him reply in kind. Then you'll have an epic poem at the end.  |
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"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8606
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:07 pm |
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lads lie, it's a fact.
Let's not kid ourselves, folks.
Poets, they are not. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:23 pm |
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I can't phone because
my radio lacks bandwidth.
Let's stick to email. |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:40 pm |
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^^
I'm stealing that post
And using it on my lad
I hope you don't mind |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
x13 x2 x2
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16750
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:30 pm |
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Lad writes deception
The response is poetic
Filled with amusement |
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x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:58 pm |
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The Haiku format
Means impossible to give
The MTCN |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8606
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:32 pm |
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perverted thinking,
unrighteous schadenfreude,
great expectations. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:24 pm |
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The mu lost today
the car stolen on the way
sorry no wu you |
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http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:59 pm |
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There once was a Woman from Nantucket…No wait that ain’t good. Wait got it!
Oh Lad
Build Thy Pyramid
But Badly, Badly |
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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Ahmastin Geebougah
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 13 Jan 2014
Posts: 698
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Tue Jul 08, 2014 3:33 am |
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Please explain
This strange phenom
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1346
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:26 am |
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I can't wait to see
The frustrations of the lad
Played out in haiku |
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"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business." |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:02 am |
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MIS-TER AN-DER-SON
Screamed aloud in frustration
Never did shut up
Got chopped by Gomer
Then got mixed up with Mensah
But still missed the point
Acting so selfish
He was such a drama queen
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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