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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:10 am

Benji is a Church whore and is so addicted to religion that he will join any Church going. He's happily posed for a picture for Tietjan's meat grazing church http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=249930, done the TWAT application for DTPM http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2069063#2069063 and my own CoTRN application http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2063571#2063571.

He is Nigerian, but is based in Mali and after qualifying for his emergency church aid payment of $5,000 and failing to provide a bank account, it was agreed that the money would be sent to a "local" Church Minister for him to collect, who happens to be in Cotonou in Benin. At the same time DTPM has been trying to get him to Abuja in Nigeria to build his TWAT pyramid and get his $200,000. So I decided to up the ante for him and offer him a further $50,000 if he joins the US's religious mission to fight the insurgence of Islam in Nigeria and gave him the choice of 3 locations (including Abuja) in which to meet his US Special Forces bodyguard.

After a lot of usual lad whining about lack of money, last Saturday, he sent me this (and a similar mail to DTPM)

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Dear Rev XXX,

I will be Leaving Bamako,Mali on monday by road. I may arrive at Burkina Faso on Tuesday.When I arrive at Ougadougou i will let you know.

Benjamin

ipTRACKERonline.com wrote:

Header Analysis Quick Report Originating IP: 197.155.157.57 Originating ISP: Orange Mali Sa City: n/a Country of Origin: Mali * For a complete report on this email header goto ipTRACKERonline

He then disappeared, no mail on Tuesday, or Wednesday or before I went to bed last night. He hadn't even looked at the tracked mail I sent him. But this morning, I woke up to this wonderful news

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Dear Rev XXX,

I arrive Ouagadougou today morning and since then I have been looking for a cyber cafe to send email but I could not find any not until this evening.I will be leaving Ouagadougou on Saturday for Benin.I will let you know as soon as I arrive Lagos in Nigeria.

Benjamin

ipTRACKERonline.com wrote:

Header Analysis Quick Report Originating IP: 41.138.98.29 Originating ISP: Onatel/fasonet's City: Ouagadougou Country of Origin: Burkina Faso * For a complete report on this email header goto ipTRACKERonline

I'm not quite sure why he is going to Lagos (perhaps it's a bus thing and there's no direct route), but if he wants to go there, who am I to stop him. So, it's 850km down, only another 1,100 to go to get to Lagos and after that, who knows he may make it to Abuja for his $250,000 pay day (or possibly the short trip to Cotonou to pick up his $5,000 first).

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:16 am

Does he get Frequent Flyer Points for the bus? I've seen the shuttle vans, not my ideal way to travel in Africa, especially long distance.

Nice safari Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:32 am

This should make for some nice rants! Congrats!

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:28 am

I got exactly the same reply B8er.

Glory be to God.
I arrive Ougadougou today morning and I have been looking for a cyber cafe since then,I finally found one this evening.I wish to continue my journey on Saturday and I hope to get to Lagos on Monday.I will let you know as soon as I arrive Lagos.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:11 am

He's still in Ouagadougou and has now explained his travel plans

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I am going to come to Cotonou from Ouagadougou.But I don,t know which of the road the vehicle I am going to take is going to follow but I know I am going to get to Cotonou if not on Monday morning it will be on tuesday morning.

As soon as I come we can go straight to the bank after the money has been withdrawn I will leave for Nigeria immediately.What do you think?Will you be in Cotonou by Monday and tuesday?As soon as I get to Cotonou i will call you.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:53 am

Great

in progress. I wonder where he' s going to end up?

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:14 am

^^Abuja.

I've got plans for him Smile

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:16 am

“No problem I will be there waiting for you Monday” no doubt followed by johnson rod problems see you Thursday. Smile

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:39 am

Nice work

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 12:55 pm

Nice going Wink

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 1:21 pm

I wonder if Bort and I could get him to join the Church of the Old Gods too. Very Happy

Great work on the safari.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 1:48 pm

A TWAT church in Abuja. This could get interesting. Someone should notify the Boko Haram and see what they have to say about it. Good work.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 6:48 pm

Great work.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 6:52 pm

Beautiful job.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Wow that sounds like a miserably long journey! Fortunately, his payoff is going to be huge when its all over, so it will be worthwhile for him.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:27 am

@DTPM...did you get a pith while I wasn't looking?? Shocked

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:34 am

This is awesome. The rants will be fantastic. Not to mention his money and time. Thumbs up

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:25 am

Justcold wrote:

@DTPM...did you get a pith while I wasn't looking?? Shocked

Not yet...

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:58 am

The next stage of Benji's journey is complete

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I have been in Cotonou since afternoon.I tried to call your number but it just did not go.I have been trying to find a cyber cafe where I can send you a mail I did not find any because there was no light but I manage to find this one.Since I cannot get you on phone how are we going to meet?Anyway I drop at Dantokpa market.I will be waiting for you at the motor park by the market where they use to enter the vehicle that is going to Seme.If you get to that area Just be swinging a book.i will know it is you.Or you can send your phone number again.The one i was having was XXX the person I went to his place to make the call said the phone number is not correct.Please,check and correct the phone number.

Benjamin

ipTRACKERonline.com wrote:

Header Analysis Quick Report Originating IP: 41.86.234.131 Originating ISP: Isocel City: Cotonou Country of Origin: Benin * For a complete report on this email header goto ipTRACKERonline

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:46 pm

Benji is still hanging around Cotonou waiting to meet the Minister to collect his funds. Hopefully he really does have no money as he says below

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Hello blessing,

I went to check my mail this morning at the cyber cafe where I sent you an email yesterday but there was no connection.I have to look for another cyber cafe to be able to access my mail.By the time I was able to find another cyber cafe it was some few minutes to 9.00 o,clock.By the time I saw your mail i decided to run to the motor park to wait for you there.By the time I got there it was 9:07 hours I waited till 10:00.After waiting till 10:00 and did not see you,I thought may be you have come and gone or maybe you do not know the exact place I am in.Now it is 11:40 o clock.I am going back to the pack to wait for you there.Let me give you the exact direction of the area I will be waiting.When you are coming from Lagos to cotonou after Dantokpa Market,there is a pedestrian bridge,after the bridge there is the motor park.opposite the motor park is a shopping centre where they wrote City Centre.I will be waiting around that area by the vehicles going to
seme.I am sorry for the inconviniences this might have cost you.Please help me so I can get back to Nigeria today since I do not have any money with me any more.I am waiting.

Benjamin

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When will you be coming?

Quote:

I going now to the motor park to wait.Please help me to get to Nigeria today some people are waiting for me.

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I have been waiting at the motor park since morning since I did not see you I decided to come and send you a mail.If it is not possible for us to meet today then I have know choice than to wait again till tomorrow.Please, if we did not meet today please try your best possible to be at the motor park by 9:00am tomorrow.i will be waiting.Thanks

Benjamin

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:56 pm

I gave him a little poke earlier but no reply as yet Rolling Eyes

Do you have plans for him to get past Contonou?

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:13 pm

Just in.
Benji will be heading to your hotel B8er Smile

Dear Brother ____,

I am fine thank you and you?
Everything is ok.
I have been in Cotonou since yesterday.I am waiting to meet with a family friend of mine but I was not able to meet with him yesterday and I was hoping to meet with him today as well but it was not possible due to communication problem.His phone number is not going but his email address is working.He ask me to wait for him at the motor park and he said he came there but could not find me there.He has now given the direction to where he stay.So I will go and meet him tomorrow.He is owing me some money and he has promise to give the money.That is the reason I am still here in Cotonou.
Don,t worry everything is ok.I did not abandon TWAT and I will never abandon TWAT.I give you my word.As soon as I reach home I will write to you so you can tell me how the Monument of faith is to be built.

Brother Benjamin

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:21 pm

Excellent baiting by both of you!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

^^ Yes.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:43 am

DTPM wrote:

Benji will be heading to your hotel B8er Smile

My minister offered him a room for the night in Djeregbe, which is about 30km outside of Cotonou. Aparently he didn't have the money for the fare to get there, so who knows where he stayed.

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