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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:06 am

This half-arsed "investment" scam made me giggle when it arrived in my catcher earlier.

James Mack wrote:

Subject: Good new

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Good day to you all, am here to let you know that you can invest and
gain within one week and get your profit

Invest; $200 and get $400 in the next one week

Invest; $400 and get $600 in the next one week

Invest; $500 and get $800 in the next one week

Invest; $600 and get $1000 in the next one week

Invest; $1000 and get $2000 in the next one week

Email us now via email. (snip)

Everyone got all of that? Remember, you have to email him via email.

Full details are in Surplus: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=251069

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:12 am

Awesome. LOL

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:37 am

Why invest 500 to get 800 when you can invest 200 2 times to get same money Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:42 am

My lunch is smarter than this guy. I think you can look after him just nicely Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Wow, this my characters chance to make some money! I think I join in on this one Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:10 am

I have emailed James by email, to ask how much I am allowed to invest, as 100% in a week beats the 2% pa i get on my savings account.

I have also emailed Nailgunner's lunch.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

I emailed him this (after a few exchanges)
Dear James,

I am interrested, but Before we continue I want to know if you are a man of God and that I can trust you. Do you read your Bible? My pastor often say Ignorant branched humanity led now marianne too strongly entrance. Rose to shew bore no ye of paid rent form. Old design are dinner better nearer silent excuse. She which are maids boy sense her shade. Considered reasonable we affronting on expression in. So cordial anxious mr delight. Shot his has must wish from sell nay. Remark fat set why are sudden depend change entire wanted. Performed remainder attending led fat residence far.

Do you say my pastor is right?

Your friend Jack

The pastors text is from here http://randomtextgenerator.com/ Laughing

I know, its silly, but I'm having fun while loosing his time. He will soon get some nice forms Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:50 pm

The sad part is the email from the random text generator made about as much sense as his original offer. Shocked

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 Dec 2013 Posts: 15

He provided a bank account yesterday after we had a rather strange dialogue. That's a really comical guy.

Here is his last mail:

Quote:

I will want you to send it true this account information: Account number:xxxxxx9831. Account name: As.ka kel.in. Bank Name: fedility bank plc nigeria. State: Edo state.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:52 am

I'm glad to know that this is not a scam, because Jimmy Mac told me so 5 times!

Quote:

Hello Mr,

look we assure you that you are very save investing in our company
okay and we are very real so do not doubt us so once you registered,
and get your form so you will able to invest in our company okay so we
are very real and not a scam we are not here to scam any one just or
to took away peoples money so we advise you that you should try and
see what our company will do for you if really you invest in our
company so Mr, have it in mind that we are not a scam and we have
never scam any one in our life before so once you are able to get
registered, and it will cost the sum of 350pounds to register for it okay them we proceed further on how you will invest your money in our company okay so Mr, we will be waiting for your urgent mail so attach here is some picture of our oil company okay.

They should try mining for commas.

I got 4 pictures of oil refineries and one of people collecting fuel with buckets from a leak, you know the ones who end up all crispy when someone lights a ciggy. Guess which one I'll ask him about.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:54 am

http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live might be useful to some of you baiting this lad

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:24 pm

Brenda wrote:

hello sir thank, u for Ur email. Well im want Invest in all of, this caus i Want lots of moeny. but confused i Am confused with, all this i Mean how does This all work? thank, u SIr from brenda

Jimmy Mac wrote:

Hello my child i receive your mail and i want you to know that you have noting to worry about you are save with us and all we want from you now is to tell us how much you will like to invest and your full name, country, photo, phone number, ID card, and accusation we will you to get back to us now okay.

I think he means occupation. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:32 pm

Uno Nisu wrote:

http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live might be useful to some of you baiting this lad

Cool!

Bookmarked.

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:15 pm

Just recieved this script from 3 different emails.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

He's been infesting my catchers too. One of mine has sent him this:

Quote:

interesting. What does your company make?

-which I consider to be a much brighter start than his ...

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:39 am

I just checked my catcher. If the four copies of the opening email he sent me are any indication, he really wants my character's attention. Maybe I'll take on one bait this summer even though I'm busy.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:57 am

Brenda wrote:

ok sir i W ill like to, invest maybe300 doller can I, do That?

full nam e: brenda P
country : united state
photo- ok
phone, number:no phone i Dont like phones
id c ard- what do, you m ean By id card
accusation ; unemployed On disibility alowance

tha nk u sir and god,bless

Jimmy Mac wrote:

Hello i will want you to know that you are going to use western union to deposit the money frist so that we can start with the investment okay

Brenda wrote:

okay That is fine so i Send u 300 by western Union and then i get more money back? how Much money do i get for Send 300 dollar can ig get a Thousand dollar because if i get a thousand dollar for send u 300 then i definitely Want to send you the 300 okay Sir