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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:33 am

It's a loan lad who is fast to answer, works weekends, stupid, forgets previous conversations and shoots out plenty of bacon. He told me he will accept WU only now, but maybe you can get more pork out of him. No need to give him any details, he fill forget you didn't give him any after a few emails.

Happy baiting.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:57 am

^^^^^ +1 I can vouch for this doughnuts generosity he has given me 7 accounts.I am baiting him with two different characters.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Well, why not Very Happy

And I can promise that my character is even more stupid and will forget more or less any instruction Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:24 am

I can only picture his fraudstration when he gets all these victims but noone complies

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

LOL , after e-mailing him and getting his answer I see we already have e-mailed each other many times. He is actually one of the lads I have already been tormenting a long time Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:05 am

Looks like one of these times, when at a party, you find out everyone of your friends has been boning the same chick and pat eachother on the back.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:08 am

Uno Nisu wrote:

Looks like one of these times, when at a party, you find out everyone of your friends has been boning the same chick and pat eachother on the back.

I wish

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Uno Nisu wrote:

Looks like one of these times, when at a party, you find out everyone of your friends has been boning the same chick and pat eachother on the back.

I just wrote to him this:

Quote:

I have trouble walking, so sending Money from my computer bank is the way I can do it. Mr Gonzales say it may have been a problem, and say I should try again with $100 additionally. I am sure it will work this time. So he will soon send you the Money. He promised. Should I send the $100 to the same bank account again?

By the way, how is your family? Mr Gonzales said he was at your wifes birthday party!

Jack.

He is already extremely angry at Mr Gonzales as "Gonzales" has "stolen" his money. I will then ask him if it is true that Mr Gonzales at the party found out that everyone of his friends has been boning the same chick, and gently insinuate that it was his wife they talked about. I hope he will explode.

Maybe you also can use the idea that Mr Gonzales has fooled you to send money to Mr Gonzales bank account (Mr Gonzales say Western Union is only used by "pirates")? Maybe he will get paranoid and think Mr Gonzales is stealing his victims? So he will give us more bank accounts Razz

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:25 am

He has lots of disabled victims it seems, my character is in the hospital with broken leg instead

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:21 pm

Quote:

Hello Mr Lama Bellend,our Company Doesnt Work That Way.
We Just Told You That We Are Having Problems With Our Bank Account.
All We Use Now Is Our Companies Western Union.
All You Need To Do Is To Make Your Payment Through Our Western Union
Please Stop All These Bank Talks Cause We No Longer Use Bank.
Please Let Us Know When You've Made Your Payment Through Our Western
Union.Thank You.

Well that figures.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Uno Nisu wrote:

Quote:

Hello Mr Lama Bellend,our Company Doesnt Work That Way.
We Just Told You That We Are Having Problems With Our Bank Account.
All We Use Now Is Our Companies Western Union.
All You Need To Do Is To Make Your Payment Through Our Western Union
Please Stop All These Bank Talks Cause We No Longer Use Bank.
Please Let Us Know When You've Made Your Payment Through Our Western
Union.Thank You.

Well that figures.

That is not what Mr Gonzales say Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:54 pm

Quote:

We Aint Okey With The Kinda Abusive Words You Normally Use Towards Our
Exteemed Company.

He is getting a little whiny

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:59 pm

Offer him some cheese with that whine.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Uno Nisu wrote:

He is getting a little whiny

Maybe we he don't like crippled people who knows about the birthday party happy crowd

We are getting under his skin Cool

Today I'm in a mood to just write a lot of crap Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Thanks for your concern. My friends already help me with so much, so can not force the with bank stuff also as they all know I can do it from the computer. I have som stuff to do now, but later I will send Money to bank account.

I know Mr Gonzales is OK, as he was at your party. He even sent Pictures. Ha ha, it seemed you really hade fun! Is it true that at the party he found out that everyone of your friends has been boning the same chick, and that it was your special lady? I really would like go go to a party like that, but with my legs I really can't any more. How is your wife, I heard she fell during the party. Is all OK now?

Mr Gonzales said I could sent you his Pictures from the party. He is the one in the White shirt. Could you tell me who is you? DLLFILE.jpg

Hello Mr Jack Goff,we Really Dont Understand What You Are Talking About.
Sir,we Want You To Know That If Your Payment Isnt Made Through Our
Companies Western Union,you Aint Doing Business With Us.

My Friend Paul! What I am saying is that I can't go to western, I have alsways done Money stuff from home, and it works well with Mr Gonzales. He wants me to send the Money now directly to the account, and not to use western, and that works better for me. I would do it now, but I need to get my certificate card from the other room. But my legs hurts as sallad right now, so it have to wait. At the party Pictures, who is you?

Your best friend Jack

hello Mr Jack Goff,you Seem To Be Making This Difficult.All We Are
Asking You To Do Is To Follow Our Campanies Procedures.If Your Legs
Hurts Send Someone To Help You Make The Payment Through Our Western
Union.NOTE:dont Pay It Except Western Union.

I am be making this difficult? I don't like your tone, you should not speak like that to someone who is 72, I have to say I feel very offended! My legs are hurting and I'm alone, and you are trying to get me on a 42 km trip when I instead can send the Money from where I am sitting? Have you no feelings for those who are ill and in pain? In Church my pastor Johannes often say you should help those who in need, I should e-mail this to him and he would tell you Jesus, may he iluminate us, do not like people who torments others! I hurts in my chest when I see how Little compassion you have. I will pray for your soul! Mr Gonzales never talk to me like that.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 2:13 pm

I love how he capitalizes every letter

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:50 pm

well he is filling the $pts now

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:18 pm

Fraudstrated lad wrote:

Hello Sir,we Are Answering The Questions But It Isnt Just
Showing.Please Send Us The Mtcn Pin And The Amount Made.Our Officials
Are Waiting So They Can Process Your Loan.Dont Be Afraid Your Mails
Are Safe With Us.Please Send The Details To Us.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Quote:

Hello Mr Jack Goff,we Are So Sorry,we Didnt Mean To Hurt You
Sir.Please We Are So Very Sorry.We Really Care About You Sir.We Are So
Sorry.I Told Our Manager About Your Health And He Has Promised To Add
An Interest Rate To Your Loan And Please Sir Send Some One To Please
Help You Make The Payment Through Our Companies Western Union.

Oh, we are friends again Rolling Eyes

But, I think western will be a problem, so:

I have already talked to your management (Mr Gonzales) and he will send me a new bank acconut today.

Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:15 am

Quote:

colour has loaded 25 pages of the form, has spent 111.932 seconds answering questions (since July 23rd 2013) and has supplied the following answers (since July 23rd 2013):

Page 2: Q1: 1/7/2014, Q2: Benin City, Q3: 82.145.220.121, Q4: ikeya, Q5: nigerian
Page 3: Q1: 800euro, Q2: Secretary, Q3: Computer lab, Q4: Anthony Blick, Q5: James Cool

the total time seems wrong as it does not change over time, but lad seems angry

Quote:

Hello Mr lama Bellend,If truly you've made your payment please send us
the mtcn pin and the amount made so we can Process with your loan.Our
officials are waiting.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

He just don't want to hear me:
Paul Leo 8:17 AM (1 hour ago)
Hello Mr Jack Goff,There's no need for that sir.Beside we don't know the Mr Gonzeles you are talking about..Sir Please use our companies western union today.Send someone to please help you send it through our western union..We don't know the Gonzeles

Paul Leo 8:19 AM (1 hour ago)
Sir,Our management has asked me to tell you to make your payment through Our companies western union.. We are so sorry about your leg.we will urge you to do your best to send your payment through our western union sir.

Paul Leo 8:22 AM (1 hour ago)
Sir Our Company is presently having problems with bank Accounts due to our different customers making payment all around the world..we only operate through the western union details I gave to you. Please don't send to any bank account it isn't our company. Make your payment through Our western union sir..it wouldn't take time sir.

Paul Leo 8:39 AM (57 minutes ago)
Please sir When your payment is made through Our western union Let's us know. Thanks sir,We will be waiting for your swift mail.

So I try this:
My Friend Paul,

I think YOU may have som problems with understanding. I will try to shout it to you:
I CAN*T GO TO WESTERN UNION AS I CAN*T WALK AND I AM 72 YEARS OLD!!!!!

Did you hear me now? Next part:
THATS WHY I ONLY CAN TRANSFER TO A BANK ACCOUNT!!!!!

The only one at your Company who understand me is Mr Gonzales. He told me you say that you don't know him because you want the provision for your self, and that he made out with your wife during the party and that made your angry at him.

Yours, Jack

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:40 am

From his later emails it seems he is on the verge of breakage, maybe some more people could bait him, I think I will create a second character too, so we could break his temper and hopefully sanity from fraudstration?

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

I just wrote
Im trying to send Money to Mr Gonzales account, but the computer say the account number is wrong, could you send me the right one?

I hope he takes the bait to steal back some money from Mr Gonzales...

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:12 am

Quote:

Aha, Mr Gonzales gave me a better service, he said he has used SPTS before, he will get the transfer number and recieve the money so all is OK, I will send him the SPTS passwords

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:09 am

Quote:

Hello Mr Lama Bellend,we Just Got Your Mail.We Dont Know Who Mr
Gonzeles Is.He Is A Scam.Dont Make Payment To Him.He Is A
Fraud..Note:mr Gonzeles Isnt Part Of Us.He Is A Scam

Quote:

Warning:You Are About To Be Fraud..Dont Make Payment To Any Mr
Gonzeles.We Dont Know Him.
Send Us The Mtcn Pin So We Process Your Loan.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

I wrote
The only one at your Company who understand me is Mr Gonzales. He told me you say that you don't know him because you want the provision for your self, and that he made out with your wife during the party and that made your angry at him.
and
No lies please. I Think you should be nicer to Mr Gonzales, hes has already sent photos of you two, so I know he work at the same Place. Maybe if you ask him he will share the provision. My nice brother works at the police station near western union, I could in theory ask him. But he already helps med with my dipers, so I really feel I can't ask for more. Thats why I do banking with my computer. What kind of problems do you have with your accounts? Maybe I can wait?

I will never let him convince me otherwise. I mean, Mr Gonzales seems to be a really nice guy Wink

Ohh, maybe I will write that Mr Gonzales has forwarded e-mails from Paul? That should make him angry...