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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 9:33 pm

This stuff is gold.

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:22 am

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[5/26/2014 5:30:45 AM] opoku.bright3: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[5/26/2014 5:31:02 AM] *** Albert Steptoe has shared contact details with Opoku Bright. ***
[5/31/2014 10:38:44 PM] Opoku Bright: hi
[6/1/2014 6:24:47 AM] Albert Steptoe: Lo
[6/1/2014 6:25:07 AM] Opoku Bright: hi
[6/1/2014 6:25:33 AM] Albert Steptoe: Lo
[6/1/2014 6:26:20 AM] Opoku Bright: how are you and how old are you?
[6/1/2014 9:42:44 PM] Albert Steptoe: You still there?
[9:24:50 AM] Opoku Bright: hi
[9:32:27 AM] *** Call from Opoku Bright ***
[9:32:44 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Yes
[9:33:19 AM] Opoku Bright: nice to meet you my dear
[9:33:34 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I wish I could say the same.
[9:33:49 AM] Opoku Bright: thanks
[9:34:18 AM] Opoku Bright: am Bright from USA and you?
[9:35:02 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I am Sir Edward Upper-Crust and I am from Noodling.
[9:35:33 AM] Opoku Bright: oh i see nice to meet you
[9:35:45 AM] Opoku Bright: (handshake)
[9:36:25 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: So Bright, how can we serve you today?
[9:36:54 AM] Opoku Bright: are you at work?
[9:37:18 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Yes, it is my own business so I am here 24/7/366
[9:37:46 AM] Opoku Bright: really
[9:38:12 AM] Opoku Bright: so can you tell me the type of work if you will not mind my dear
[9:38:49 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I take care of things that people want taken care of (ninja)
[9:39:05 AM] Opoku Bright: oh ok
[9:40:06 AM] Opoku Bright: am a cleaner at some private hospital
[9:40:30 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Ah, so we are both in the business of clearing up other people's mess then.
[9:40:46 AM] Opoku Bright: yes
[9:41:27 AM] Opoku Bright: so tell me little about your self
[9:41:56 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: If I do that I would have to kill you. Loose lips sink ships you know.
[9:43:21 AM] Opoku Bright: what do you mean my dear
[9:43:56 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: In my profession anonyimity is the watchword.
[9:44:15 AM] Opoku Bright: really
[9:44:30 AM] Opoku Bright: so am i a witch
[9:45:14 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I don't know, are you?
[9:45:43 AM] Opoku Bright: no but i don't know the reason why your saying that
[9:46:01 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Saying what?
[9:47:36 AM] Opoku Bright: all that same, do you have children
[9:47:56 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Only every other Friday.
[9:49:16 AM] Opoku Bright: i know you don't want to talk to striangers
[9:49:45 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Pardon?
[9:50:52 AM] Opoku Bright: i know you don't know me so it seams you don't want to talk to me
[9:51:05 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: We are talking aren't we?
[9:51:54 AM] Opoku Bright: yes
[9:52:36 AM] Opoku Bright: but if i ask you a question you don't give positive answer
[9:53:21 AM] Opoku Bright: can i see your pic please
[9:53:59 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: You have to understand that the work I do is top secret and highly dangerous nd giving my details to a random person on the Internet could be a great risk to not just me, but the people I work for.
[9:54:30 AM] Opoku Bright: oh ok
[9:54:39 AM] Opoku Bright: then am very sorry about that
[9:55:01 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: For all I know, you could be an agent of evil - you're not a Belieber are you?
[9:56:12 AM] Opoku Bright: am not any agent your taling about just nobody with fucking job
[9:56:46 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: OK, that is good. Keep it to yourself, but I'm on a mission at the moment.
[9:57:14 AM] Opoku Bright: so where are you now my dear
[9:57:46 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I'm in a corridor in the White House outside the president's bedroom.
[9:58:02 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[9:58:22 AM] Opoku Bright: so tell me have you marry before?
[9:58:59 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: No, in my line of business having a wife is a risk. But I will be retiring after this assignment, so I will find someone.
[10:00:41 AM] Opoku Bright: so you don't even have a child before?
[10:01:37 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I have children, but I have never been married. Sometimes when you're undercover, things happen and you end up with unwanted kids.
[10:02:00 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[10:02:06 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: So what about you?
[10:02:07 AM] Opoku Bright: so how many of them
[10:02:16 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: 10, possibly 11
[10:02:27 AM] Opoku Bright: wow
[10:02:41 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: One of them was ugly, so I don't think he's mine.
[10:02:55 AM] Opoku Bright: hahahaha
[10:03:39 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: It's not funny. Poor kid, he'll have to live with the hare lip and third ear all of his life.
[10:04:29 AM] Opoku Bright: wow so he doesn't reseemble you that is why your saying that right
[10:04:57 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Yes.
[10:05:10 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Hang on. there's a secret service agent coming. Keep quiet
[10:05:24 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[10:06:11 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: OK, he's taken care of. Bit of a mess on the carpet but it will shampoo out.
[10:06:28 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[10:06:41 AM] *** Opoku Bright sent 337_015.jpg ***
[10:07:08 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: What is that?
[10:11:03 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Is that some sort of virus? Are you an agent of evil?
[10:16:31 AM] Opoku Bright: take this so that if you see my massage then you reply me
[10:16:31 AM] Opoku Bright: is my pic
[10:20:50 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Sorry, I thought you were a woman.
[10:21:07 AM] Opoku Bright: really
[10:21:24 AM] Opoku Bright: am 29 years of age my dear
[10:21:55 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: And that was definitely your picture you sent?
[10:22:59 AM] Opoku Bright: i know you will not chat with me so i sent to you so that anytime you saw my massage then you know whom your talking with ok?
[10:23:50 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I am just surprised at you looking like that, but don't worry, it's nothing we can't fix with a lot of time and a lot of money.
[10:24:40 AM] Opoku Bright: what do you mean my dear
[10:25:24 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Plastic surgery my sweat and some electrolysis.
[10:25:43 AM] Opoku Bright: why are you saying that
[10:26:00 AM] Opoku Bright: i can't be lloking like that or what?
[10:26:59 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I don't want to be rude or insensitive, but you aren't exactly a looker are you?
[10:27:19 AM] Opoku Bright: no
[10:28:03 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Don't worry, with a bit of work and some serious dieting we'll soon have you looking OK.
[10:28:28 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[10:28:44 AM] Opoku Bright: are you from switzerland?
[10:29:30 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Ssh, don't tell anyone, it's a secret. That is where the organisation I work for is based.
[10:29:47 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[10:29:51 AM] Opoku Bright: sorry for that
[10:30:05 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I'm thinking Semolina, wht do you think?
[10:30:25 AM] Opoku Bright: cool
[10:30:52 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Great. Perhap make the tits a bit bigger as she's a bit on the flat size.
[10:31:48 AM] Opoku Bright: really
[10:32:19 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Yes I'm thinking a 44DD or perhps a bit bigger?
[10:32:46 AM] Opoku Bright: what is the meanig of 44DD
[10:33:00 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Size dear size, the bigger the better.
[10:33:21 AM] Opoku Bright: i don't understand it
[10:33:33 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Google it dear
[10:35:03 AM] Opoku Bright: BIG BREAST
[10:35:16 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Yes dear, well done.
[10:35:47 AM] Opoku Bright: so you think my is big?
[10:36:15 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Your arse is, but not your tits.
[10:36:56 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Hold that thought, it is time for me to go in - I'll be back in 5.
[10:37:11 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[10:42:28 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Mission accomplished, threat eliminated.

You'll be hearing this on the news in a few hours time (unless they hush it up and replace him with a double), but lets just say that Obama is no longer your President.

I've got to get out of here now as all hell is going to break out any time now. I'll hit you up when I get to the rendezvous point.
[10:43:27 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[10:43:36 AM] Opoku Bright: so are you out of time?
[10:44:08 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: For now - if the secret service find the body and I'm still here, I'm in trouble.
[10:44:19 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[10:44:32 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Chat to you later sweet cheeks.
[10:44:42 AM] Opoku Bright: ok take care my dear
[10:47:48 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I forgot to say, do not mention a word of this to anyone and do not be tempted to sell your story to the press. They'll offer you millions, but it won't be worth it. Remember, I know what you look like and where you live Wink

[10:48:33 AM] Opoku Bright: ok my dear
[10:48:53 AM] Opoku Bright: how will they offer me millions whiles i don'r have money?
[10:49:38 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: They will offer to pay you millions for your story. Jeez, I thought you said you were bright?
[10:49:58 AM] Opoku Bright: yes am bright
[10:51:13 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I don't think you understand, so I'll spell it out. If anyone asks you what you know about the death of the late president Obama. You know nothing.
[10:51:37 AM] Opoku Bright: ok my dear
[10:52:26 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: How soon can you get to Rednecksville, Oklahoma?
[10:53:19 AM] Opoku Bright: don't worry my dear and i don't even have anyone to talk with
[10:53:35 AM] Opoku Bright: cos where i am not rich so i
[10:53:42 AM] Opoku Bright: they don't come to me
[10:53:59 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: That is so sad.
[10:54:45 AM] Opoku Bright: yeah and also i had an adopted daughter and she is in Ghana
[10:55:11 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Do you want her extracted?
[10:55:23 AM] Opoku Bright: yes
[10:55:54 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: OK, I'll get a mission arranged and we'll all rendezvous in Redneckville. What is her address?
[10:56:17 AM] Opoku Bright: do you want to go there?
[10:56:27 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: The team will go there to extract her.
[10:57:03 AM] Opoku Bright: she is in African my dear
[10:57:18 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I know, I am aware of where Ghana is.
[10:57:32 AM] Opoku Bright: oh i see
[10:57:54 AM] Opoku Bright: have you been there before?
[10:57:59 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Give me the address and we'll set up the extraction
[10:58:05 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Yes many times on missions.
[10:58:21 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[10:58:30 AM] Opoku Bright: so when will you go there?
[10:59:17 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I will aim to have her extracted tonight under cover of darkness - there is a team permenantly on call in West Africa in case any business needs to be taken care of.
[10:59:41 AM] Opoku Bright: oh i see
[11:00:15 AM] Opoku Bright: her name is Rigina Pandford and she is in Kuamsi
[11:00:57 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Hold on
[11:01:07 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[11:02:27 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: There is a football camp on the Bekwai Road. Tell her to be there at midnight.
[11:02:58 AM] Opoku Bright: really
[11:03:52 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: She'll know it - all the kids go there to do drugs.
[11:04:19 AM] Opoku Bright: drags?
[11:04:28 AM] Opoku Bright: then i will stop her
[11:04:39 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Well, some of them may be in drag, who knows.
[11:04:48 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Just make sure that she is there tonight.
[11:05:11 AM] Opoku Bright: i want to know if you will come to Africa ro so
[11:05:34 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I won't, no. The local team in West Africa will deal with this.
[11:05:52 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I will let them know it is a non-termination mission so that there are no mistakes.
[11:06:26 AM] Opoku Bright: is too risk for her so maybe later
[11:06:53 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: No, it has to be tonight. If she is not there then they will find her and there could be casulties
[11:07:01 AM] Opoku Bright: cos if you are going there fine i will let her go but your not so how can i let her go?
[11:07:18 AM] Opoku Bright: no
[11:07:31 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Her name is with MisCom, so it can't be stopped now.
[11:07:36 AM] Opoku Bright: anything can happend
[11:07:53 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Probably, yes. Hopefully she will survive, but who knows
[11:08:00 AM] Opoku Bright: so what will they do for her
[11:08:27 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: She will be extrcted or cleansed, depending on whether she is at the rendezvous point or not.
[11:08:53 AM] Opoku Bright: she is in school no
[11:09:01 AM] Opoku Bright: ophanage school
[11:09:12 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: There could be many casulties then.
[11:09:24 AM] Opoku Bright: no please
[11:09:39 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: It is out of my hands. You told me to arrange it.
[11:09:42 AM] Opoku Bright: cos i care for her a lot
[11:10:27 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: It could end up with the whole town being wiped out if things go wrong.
[11:10:55 AM] Opoku Bright: really
[11:11:06 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: It has happened before.
[11:11:21 AM] Opoku Bright: ok
[11:11:22 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: But don't worry, you're "safe" in Glencoe aren't you.

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 1:35 pm

My sides hurt from laughing!! Evil Lol

That was some funny shit!!

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:25 pm

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[6/24/2014 4:12:34 PM] juliet osie: helllo
[6/24/2014 4:12:41 PM] juliet osie: how are you doing today
[6/25/2014 7:44:31 AM] Arnold Layne: Who am I doing should be the question!!!
[6/25/2014 2:59:04 PM] juliet osie: hello
[6/25/2014 2:59:13 PM] juliet osie: how are you doing today
[6/25/2014 6:33:21 PM] Arnold Layne: How are things in Lesbian?
[12:28:12 PM] juliet osie: hello
[12:28:20 PM] juliet osie: how are you doing today
[12:28:33 PM] Arnold Layne: OK until just now
[12:28:40 PM] juliet osie: ok
[12:28:55 PM] juliet osie: pls can we chat now to know each other better ok
[12:29:27 PM | Edited 12:29:47 PM] Arnold Layne: You're not really a truck driver called Barry are you?
[12:29:58 PM] juliet osie: ok so can we chat now
[12:30:10 PM] Arnold Layne: Sure Barry
[12:31:13 PM] juliet osie: ok i am new here in skype and what about you and nice to meet you here ok (handshake) and you are welcome to my skype ok
[12:31:34 PM] Arnold Layne: Thank you, and a very nice Skype it is as well.
[12:31:45 PM] juliet osie: ok
[12:32:01 PM] juliet osie: pls are you new here in skype or not
[12:32:29 PM] Arnold Layne: I'm very new dar, signed up a few days ago as a friend told me it is the best place to pick up hot chicks.
[12:33:13 PM] juliet osie: ok so if you come here have you find are friends
[12:33:27 PM] Arnold Layne: Are you a hot chick?
[12:34:05 PM] juliet osie: maybe you can say that ok
[12:34:21 PM] Arnold Layne: Well either you are or you aren't, are you a hot babe?
[12:34:45 PM] juliet osie: no
[12:35:08 PM] Arnold Layne: Oh OK, I don't talk to ugly munters, so bye then.
[12:35:22 PM] juliet osie: oh why
[12:36:05 PM] Arnold Layne: I'm so good looking, I make Tom Cruise look average, so why would I want to be seen with a paper bag job?
[12:37:11 PM] juliet osie: `SO TELL ME YOU NOT LIKE TO CHAT WITHH ME
[12:37:25 PM | Edited 12:37:30 PM] Arnold Layne: Do you give good head?
[12:38:03 PM] juliet osie: yes
[12:38:16 PM] Arnold Layne: That's what I like to hear? Carry on.
[12:40:04 PM] juliet osie: ok
[12:40:20 PM] juliet osie: pls ok can we chat to now each other now ok
[12:40:35 PM] Arnold Layne: We are aren't we?
[12:42:11 PM] juliet osie: i am juliet i am 30years old i am single with no man no kids and i have not marrige and i am from lebanon but now i am in ghana with my grandmother my mother and my father his pass awy some years ago and what about you
[12:42:36 PM] Arnold Layne: How long have you been a Lesbian?
[12:44:26 PM] juliet osie: what means of lesbian?
[12:44:50 PM] Arnold Layne: You know, Lesbian, it means a resident of Lebanon
[12:46:52 PM] juliet osie: i was bron in lebanon and live all my life in lebanon and when my mother and my father pass away i come to ghana to stay with my grandmother ok and what about you
[12:47:54 PM] Arnold Layne: I'm 57 and I'm an international playboy and hedge fund trader. I'm divorced twice and widowed 3 times and have 17 children.
[12:48:39 PM] juliet osie: oh ok
[12:48:48 PM | Edited 12:48:56 PM] juliet osie: so are you alone
[12:49:27 PM] Arnold Layne: Since my last wife's unfortunate accident yes. I do sometimes seek comfort in the arms of ladies of the night, but there is no one serious.
[12:53:04 PM] juliet osie: ok and me too when my exboyfriend chateed on me about 15 mouth i have been love again and now i am alone with no man but i am looking for a man who will take good care of me and love me the same i love him and love me forevery and every and not block my heart again and have you find the woman you love
[12:53:44 PM] Arnold Layne: Did your boyfriend really have 15 mouth?
[12:55:11 PM] juliet osie: he live fom me and go and marrige another woman and me i am single now and looking for a man who will love me and what about you
[12:55:33 PM] Arnold Layne: I'd recommend a large dildo and a butt plug, they'll soon put a smile on your face.
[12:55:55 PM] juliet osie: ok
[12:56:44 PM] juliet osie: pls i think we have know eack other better ok so have we send each other pics ok
[12:56:53 PM] Arnold Layne: Was she pretty?
[12:57:14 PM] juliet osie: who
[12:57:45 PM] Arnold Layne: The woman your boyfriend marriged, was she pretty?
[12:58:00 PM] juliet osie: no
[12:58:09 PM] juliet osie: but she have money that why
[12:58:58 PM] Arnold Layne: That's the way it always is, my last 5 wives have all been rich and after they died from their unfortunate accidents, all that lovely money ended up in my accounts.
[12:59:43 PM] juliet osie: ok so you have more money in your accounts babe
[1:00:06 PM] juliet osie: ok now can we send pics to each others now ok
[1:00:25 PM] Arnold Layne: Keep it to yourself, but I've got so much money, I can't find a bank big enough to hold it all.
[1:00:48 PM] juliet osie: ok
[1:01:17 PM] Arnold Layne: So, apart from the good head and the tits like large cantalopes, what else do you have going for you?
[1:02:19 PM] juliet osie: no
[1:02:25 PM] *** juliet osie sent juliet.jpg ***
[1:02:31 PM] *** juliet osie sent shul.JPG ***
[1:02:35 PM] *** juliet osie sent purelady.jpg ***
[1:02:40 PM] *** juliet osie sent mm.jpg ***
[1:03:23 PM] juliet osie: so have you got the pics i send to you now
[1:03:49 PM] Arnold Layne: I downloaded the first one, but after seeing it, I didn't bother with the rest.
[1:04:12 PM] juliet osie: ok so you have seen me now ok
[1:04:18 PM] juliet osie: how do i look
[1:04:27 PM] Arnold Layne: Masculine
[1:04:42 PM] juliet osie: ok
[1:05:11 PM] juliet osie: pls can you too send me your pics ok so that i can see taht you look ok
[1:05:23 PM] Arnold Layne: I don't have any
[1:05:28 PM] juliet osie: oh why
[1:05:52 PM] Arnold Layne: I'm on a pubic computer and don't have any with me.
[1:06:11 PM] juliet osie: ok pls so can i see you in cam
[1:06:32 PM] Arnold Layne: Where is Cam, I don't think I've ever been there.
[1:07:10 PM] juliet osie: ok so are you in work
[1:07:36 PM] Arnold Layne: No, I'm on my yacht at the moment.
[1:07:59 PM] juliet osie: ok so you not have cam
[1:08:08 PM] Arnold Layne: Who is cam?
[1:08:31 PM] juliet osie: webcam
[1:08:55 PM] Arnold Layne: You mean the seeing each other device?
[1:09:14 PM] juliet osie: yes
[1:09:40 PM] Arnold Layne: Let me ask my sexretary if I have one of those.
[1:10:06 PM] juliet osie: ok
[1:10:47 PM] Arnold Layne: Apparently it was stolen.
[1:11:10 PM] juliet osie: ok so now you can call me
[1:11:34 PM] Arnold Layne: Why would I want to do that?
[1:12:22 PM] juliet osie: but you say you not have pic thatwhy i am asking you that ok so not worry ok
[1:12:58 PM] Arnold Layne: OK, so tell me more about yourself and the Lesbianism.
[1:21:14 PM] juliet osie: Its have being a little over 28 years since I have dated anyone. With all honesty, I am looking for a very serious long term relationship without any head games. I'm from lebanon.., and I know how to treat a real man that is not into playing head games. I have to with all honesty I'm not into playing games.
[1:22:03 PM] Arnold Layne: What about sex games, they really spice up a relationship.
[1:22:17 PM] juliet osie: ok
[1:22:49 PM] juliet osie: so now if you ahve another woman babe will you marrige her
[1:23:42 PM] juliet osie: I lost my father and my mother when i was a young lady. I do not work but i do help my grandmother to sell cosmetics at the market.
[1:25:20 PM] Arnold Layne: Have you ever considered turning tricks down at the docks to earn more money?
[1:26:24 PM] juliet osie: no my grandmother not have more money to help the market
[1:26:59 PM] Arnold Layne: How about your grandmother, does she enjoy seamen?
[1:27:22 PM] juliet osie: and now we are home now because my grandmother not have money to pay his tax
[1:27:41 PM] juliet osie: no she is too old
[1:28:18 PM] Arnold Layne: Age is just a number, a desparate sailor is happy with any hole he can get.
[1:28:56 PM] juliet osie: ok
[1:29:22 PM] juliet osie: so are you geting to fall love with me
[1:29:41 PM | Edited 1:29:49 PM] Arnold Layne: Who could not love you sweet cheeks
[1:29:54 PM] juliet osie: ok
[1:30:07 PM] juliet osie: and babe you know my story ok
[1:30:39 PM] Arnold Layne: Yes, the part about doing dwarf porn was very interesting. I may well have seen one of your films.
[1:31:28 PM] juliet osie: my story is soo hard and now i am so worry now
[1:32:07 PM] Arnold Layne: I bet you make a lot of things hard dreary, I know you're having that affect on me.
[1:32:24 PM] juliet osie: ok
[1:32:28 PM] juliet osie: thanks
[1:33:38 PM] juliet osie: I would like to find a like-minded male where we can participate in activities together and encourage each other to pursue their interests as well.
[1:34:03 PM] Arnold Layne: What activities and interests do you enjoy?
[1:34:13 PM] juliet osie: with you
[1:34:54 PM] juliet osie: now i have find the man who will love me i know i will be happy and you too will be happy ok my dear
[1:35:47 PM] Arnold Layne: I'm very happy with what I've seen so far sweaty cheeks
[1:36:39 PM] juliet osie: so babe tell me the trust do you love me or you like me his a friend babe
[1:37:22 PM] Arnold Layne: I love you for what you are sweaty cheeks
[1:37:47 PM] juliet osie: ok thank you my dear and i love you too
[1:38:27 PM] juliet osie: and i have not seen your face but i know that you are soooooooo very nice ok
[1:40:21 PM] juliet osie: hello
[1:41:47 PM] Arnold Layne: Sorry sweaty cheeks had to go and drop the kids off at the pool.
[1:41:59 PM] juliet osie: ok
[1:42:26 PM] juliet osie: good bye ok and take good care of you ok my dear
[1:42:37 PM] Arnold Layne: Are you going somewhere?
[1:42:45 PM] juliet osie: no babe
[1:42:57 PM] Arnold Layne: Why do you say goodbye then?
[1:43:41 PM] juliet osie: but you say you have to go to drop your kids
[1:44:03 PM] Arnold Layne: Yes, I did that. I'm not one of those guys that spends hours doing it.
[1:44:20 PM] juliet osie: ok
[1:44:46 PM] juliet osie: so you are not going anywhere
[1:45:31 PM] Arnold Layne: No, sweaty I'm all yours for as long as you want me
[1:45:40 PM] juliet osie: ok
[1:46:08 PM] juliet osie: I have several hobbies and wish I could find more time to pursue those such as swimming, playing computer, dancing, and reading, and more, and would like someone to share that with, as well as their sharing their interests with me.
[1:46:41 PM] juliet osie: and what about you too
[1:47:33 PM] juliet osie: hello my dear
[1:48:08 PM] Arnold Layne: I enjoy pre-raphelite art, crochet and cottaging.
[1:48:34 PM] juliet osie: ok i like art ok
[1:49:07 PM] Arnold Layne: Ah great, I can rarely find someone to discuss art with.
[1:49:37 PM] juliet osie: but now you have find me ok my dear
[1:49:47 PM] Arnold Layne: So, what do you think of the divergal tonal lines in the Mona Lisa?
[1:50:39 PM] juliet osie: abbe i think taht is good ok
[1:51:37 PM] Arnold Layne: I feel that perhaps Vah Goch was a little heavy with the reds, particularly in the Mongoose in the background.
[1:52:17 PM] juliet osie: babe if you love some one and the person you love ask you to do something for her babe will you do anything for your love babe tell me
[1:53:06 PM] Arnold Layne: As long as she didn't want to penetrate me with a large strap-on then yes. My second wife was into that shit and it's not natural.
[1:53:40 PM] juliet osie: oh
[1:54:24 PM] juliet osie: ok if i ask you to help me my love will you help me
[1:54:42 PM] Arnold Layne: Sury sweaty cheeks
[1:54:53 PM] juliet osie: thansk
[1:55:23 PM] juliet osie: if now i ask you to help me to pay my internet bill wil you help me
[1:55:25 PM] juliet osie: my dear
[1:55:56 PM] Arnold Layne: Sure my sweaty cheeks just send me the invoice and I'll set up a direct debit for it.
[1:56:29 PM] juliet osie: babe will you send it now online
[1:57:12 PM] Arnold Layne: SUre, give me the provider's website and your account number and I'll do it straight away.
[2:01:20 PM] Arnold Layne: You there, or did they cut you off for non-payment?
[2:02:14 PM] juliet osie: yes they say if i not pay they will cut my line babe if they cut my line we can not chat again
[2:02:36 PM] Arnold Layne: OK well send me the details so that I can pay.
[2:03:33 PM] juliet osie: babe if i send you the details babe will you send it online babe and how much will you send me babe
[2:03:53 PM] Arnold Layne: How much is the bill?
[2:04:09 PM] juliet osie: babe is 300
[2:04:20 PM] juliet osie: abbe can you help me with me
[2:04:41 PM] juliet osie: is twomouth bill babe
[2:05:28 PM] Arnold Layne: Sure sweaty, that's a tiny amount, I spend less than that on wine of an evening.
[2:05:43 PM] Arnold Layne: 300 Cedi on the way to them as soon as you give the account details.
[2:06:20 PM] juliet osie: so babe can i send you the details now so that you can send me the money
[2:06:22 PM] juliet osie: ok
[2:06:41 PM] juliet osie: this is the details ok
[2:08:04 PM] juliet osie: NAME;;;SARAH MANSAH
COUNTRY;;;;GHANA
CITY;;;;KUMASI
ZIP CODE;;;00233
BANK;;;;WENSTEN UNOIN
[2:08:15 PM] juliet osie: BABE THIS IS IT
[2:08:37 PM] juliet osie: so are you going to send it online babe
[2:08:55 PM] Arnold Layne: I don't use Western Union, so I'll need your full bank details and your email address.
[2:09:41 PM] juliet osie: what do you use
[2:09:57 PM] Arnold Layne: A bank account like any normal person.
[2:10:26 PM] juliet osie: ok moneygram
[2:10:45 PM] Arnold Layne: Is moneygram a bank account?
[2:10:56 PM] juliet osie: ok
[2:10:58 PM] juliet osie: yes use it ok
[2:11:20 PM] juliet osie: this is my email so taht you can use to send the details in ok
[2:11:31 PM] juliet osie: [email protected]
[2:11:47 PM] Arnold Layne: I'll be needing the account number then.
[2:12:53 PM] juliet osie: babe i not have account number ok
[2:13:09 PM] Arnold Layne: How can I send the money without your account number.
[2:15:22 PM] juliet osie: ok
[2:16:57 PM] juliet osie: Please to be honest i have never recieve money from there before so dont know the rules but i will ask of it and dont have bank acount too
[2:17:21 PM] Arnold Layne: Well, it doesn't sound like a real bankthen does it.
[2:18:13 PM] juliet osie: Dont get what you mean my dear
[2:19:09 PM] Arnold Layne: If you don't have an account number, I can't send you any money can I? How will it get to you with no account number?
[2:19:36 PM] *** Call from juliet osie ***
[2:19:42 PM] *** Call from juliet osie ***
[2:19:55 PM] juliet osie: babe tell me you are not the real
[2:20:18 PM] Arnold Layne: Now you just seem to be talking in random words that make no sense.
[2:20:34 PM] juliet osie: good bye ok
[2:20:56 PM] Arnold Layne: Hey don't go sweaty cheeks.
[2:21:14 PM] juliet osie: if you mark me see you in cam i will not go
[2:21:42 PM] Arnold Layne: How can I mark you in cam when I have no cam?
[2:22:03 PM] juliet osie: ok can you send me a pic
[2:22:16 PM] Arnold Layne: Could you send me some little money to buy a cam?