Compensation Lad Needs His Chain Yanking

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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:16 pm

In response to me calling him a fool, telling him that I had invoked the fire of the Holy Ghost so that he must remain poor and that everything he did was all in vain, a compensation lad with a contender for the longest email addy ever - [email protected] , sent this:

Quote:

Dear XXXXXX,

I got your e-mail and the content is well noted and understood.

I buy your Gods and courage to be more conscious when it come's to cases like this it is normal you are protective over such issue as you never know how real it is.

However , i am a reputable man of high and international standard, it will be discrediting to my credibility if this was a scam or what so ever you call it and i still have my self involve in it.

It is a shame today that so many people have them self involve in such barbaric attitude but am happy that i am a legitimate business man clean and also have the fear of God in what so ever am doing in life.

Am not out here or more less the almighty lord do not create me out to this world to cheat or scam people of interest out of their money so i will reject been such ever in my life.

I am a knight in my church i worship as a good christian if i had ever thought of scamming people i think God would not have elevated me to this standard which i am now.

As i told you, That is how it is. This is not a scam so i will advice you continue all process.
And my advice to you is that what so ever you do when you get this money, do remember how you got it and help the needy.

Do not intimidate anybody for what so ever reason so be good to every body whom you come across as the almighty lord is using this means to elevate your standard and he only know's why he has done it for you so be good.

Regards,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

^ which I guess is his standard script reply to any doubting victims.

Well, seeing as he is such an upright citizen who wouldn't dream of scamming anyone, I thought it would be nice for him to meet a few baiters.

Here's his opening format if you would like to introduce yourself Wink

Quote:

ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,

Attn: Beneficiary,

I am Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde the chairman of ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC).EFCC in alliance with Economic community of West African states (ECOWAS) with head Office here in Nigeria.
We have been working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam Artists in Western part of Africa With the help of United States Government and the United Nations in conjunction with FBI INTERNATIONAL.

We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various parts of west African countries which includes (NIGERIA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, TOGO, GHANA CAMEROUN AND SENEGAL e.t.c) and they are in our custody here in Lagos Nigeria.

We have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-crime commission and the United State Government have ordered the money recovered from these Scammers to be shared among 100 Lucky people around the globe.

This email is being directed to you because your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in our custody here in Nigeria and with the information gardered from this Scam artist, we notice that you have been scammed of so much of your hard earn money and have decided to compensate you with this fund to recover the lost of your fund.

You are therefore being compensated with the total sum $2.5 Million Dollars to be transfered to you personally through an online banking system through our global banking system. We have also arrested all these scam artist who claim that they are Barristers,Bank officials,Lottery Agents who has money for you or want you to be the next of kin of such funds which does not exist.

Since your name appeared among the lucky beneficiaries who will receive a compensation of US$2.5 Million, we have made arrangement to register an Online Banking account through our Global Banking system, where you will have full access to your Online Banking Account to transfer your fund personally to your Private Bank Account at your convenient hours daily.

Feel free to contact your appointed processing officer PROF.PAUL FRANK, The online Banking account system is made much easier for you to transfer your fund to your private Bank Account personally and instalmetally, with a maximum transfer of $500,000usd daily until your total fund of $2.5million is completely paid to you.

So you are advice to contact, your processing officer PROF.PAUL FRANK, with a re-confirmation of your information required for verification below.

Provide the information below to enable him start the processing of your Online Banking Account registration for immediate deposition of your total compensated fund to enable trnasfer.

1)YOUR FULL NAME.
2)YOUR FULL ADDRESS/ COUNTRY.
3)YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
4)YOUR OCCUPATION.
5)YOUR IDENTITY.

CONTACT PERSON: PROF.PAUL FRANK.
CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]
CONTACT TELEPHONE: +234-812-744-5685

Contact PROF.PAUL FRANK, with the above information required for verification to enable him start the processing of your Online Banking Account Registration.`

We guarantee you 100% safety and wish you the best of luck.

Best Regards,
Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde
CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION
(EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,
LAGOS-NIGERIA

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:25 pm

Asena, consider him Cammy'd.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:30 pm

It appears that the Holy Ghost is not looking favourably on him as he's just ended up on Scamwarners.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:34 pm

Excellent. Thanks both of you Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:51 pm

Hmm, a virgin Nigerian number if my eyes don't fool me. How convenient that I just purchased some Skype credit and have already a list of angry lads at my disposal to make his day more eventful.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:37 am

Happy customer on line 3:
https://soundcloud.com/kostrich/soundboard-vs-paul/s-4S4wf Very Happy

(The first voice is his: after a few calls he started ranting literally as soon as he picked up).

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:03 am

"You barst**d, You barst**d" Fab! Thumbs up

Hope he rots in hell.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:58 am

Cammy was direct:

Quote:

Mr Lamorde says that you have money I'm owed because of those Nigerian assholes. Is that true?

More to come I hope!

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:50 pm

I think I broke my new toy. He doesn't even want to pick up anymore. Sad

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:03 pm

The Prof is on!

Quote:

Yes this true and i will want you to make available the requested information as below to enable me start your online banking process.
Provide the information below to enable me start the processing of your Online Banking Account registration for immediate deposition of your total compensated fund to enable transfer.
1)YOUR FULL NAME.
2)YOUR FULL ADDRESS/ COUNTRY.
3)YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
4)YOUR OCCUPATION.
5)YOUR IDENTITY
We guarantee you 100% safety and wish you the best of luck.

Cammy is not that good with computers:

Quote:

I don't do online banking. Can you send the money to my account the normal way?

We shall see...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 May 2014 Posts: 70

He sounds fun. I too have been hoping to be part of the Lucky 100 getting my hard earned money back. I've sent him an email.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 May 2014 Posts: 70

two emails and he is already in all caps.

Quote:

DEAR JOHN,

SINCE YOU SAID YOU CAN GET THIS DONE ONLINE,THEN YOU CAN ALSO SEND THE MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER ONLINE I MEAN YOU CAN DO THAT ONLINE.

YOU JUST TYPE ON YOUR BROWSER (WWW.WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER ONLINE)THERE YOU CAN FIND A WAY TO GET THIS DONE.

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE TO THIS VERY MAIL NOW.

YOURS,

PROF.PAUL FRANK.

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 7:20 pm

^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TELL HIM TO SLING HIS HOOK. SAY DEAR PROF THANKS AWFULLY BUT YOU DONT TRUST WESTERN UNION COS THAT IS HOW YOU GOT SCAMMED BEFORE. WILL ONLY DO BANK TRANSFER BLAH BLAH, OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT Wink

HAVE FUN HOWEVER YOU PLAY IT.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 May 2014 Posts: 70

I warned him he would put both of us at risk using WU. There are warnings everywhere online and in stores! That's how I got scammed the first time! Bank accounts are the way to go... let's see how he likes that.

Here, piggy piggy...

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:59 pm

Hey, NP, nice start on a sty you have there!

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:01 am

I sent this lad a poke too. It sounds like he has a fake site, which I will try to draw out and kill.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 May 2014 Posts: 70

Thanks Capone.

He wrote back saying he didn't understand my email. I feel like he understood it but didn't like it much. Gonna have to use smaller words.

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:38 pm

Paul still keeps his phone switched off after hearing one too many times some truth about his father. Any chance that anyone emailing him would post here in case he offers an alternative? Wink

ETA: And I don't need to call him immediately, so we'll give it some time in order to not mess with your bait. But I definitely want some more sweet rants from this one if at all possible.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 May 2014 Posts: 70

I am still getting the same replies from him in all caps. He is refusing to use a bank account. He is quick on the emails.. I'll give him that.

Quote:

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GET THIS DONE FOR YOU TO SEND THE FEE.

I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME ON THIS,WE CAN NOT DO THIS VIA ACCOUNT NUMBER IF NOT I WOULD HAVE MADE THAT AVAILABLE TO YOU EVER SINCE NOW.

ALL YOU JUST HAVE TO DO IS TO TRUST AND BELIEVE IN ME ON THIS,TRY TO SEND THIS FEE VIA MONEY GRAM OR WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO NIGERIA HERE OR BETTER STILL VIA MONEY GRAM TO MY BROTHER IN THE UK HE CAN HELP SEND IT OVER.

YOU NEED TO KNOW WE HAVE NO MUCH TIME ON THIS AND WE NEED TO TRUST IN OUR SELFS FOR THINGS TO WORK OUT THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE.

WAITING TO GET YOUR GOOD RESPONSE NOW.

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:33 pm

@Duckling - I am trying to get an alternative phone number from him; he was saying that it was network problems and has just told me that his phone is switched on now - so if you're about and available to call, now's your chance Very Happy

when I reply,I'll stick with my can't get through to see if there are any other numbers.

@newsproducer - I'm intrigued by the brother in the UK and want his details, I'll be sticking to bank account only as my bait progresses. They usually cough one up eventually.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 May 2014 Posts: 70

@Asena - He's coughed one up now. No other mention of the brother, but he did send a UK address. Shall I ask something for you? This is his recent reply- edited out the number in case I needed to, but I'll be sending it along to mods.

Quote:

HERE THE BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS WHICH YOU CAN USE TO SEND THE MONEY TO THE UK.

Halifax bank ,
sort code
acc no xxxxxx
acc name Andre M1tcham

29-31 Upper Tulse Hill
town centre,
Tulse Hill
Cr4 2pt
United Kingdom

I HOPE THIS WILL HELP US ON GETTING THIS DONE TODAY ?

HERE I WILL BE WAITING YOUR RESPONSE.

Thanks for the piggy PF!

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:42 pm

The address is fake unless - the postcode doesn't appear to exist.

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:54 pm

Two days ago:

Quote:

If this will be the way you want it to be then you will have to provide your account details and you should know by now that this will cost you the sum of $410usd for the transfer charges.

Should I have known that?

Quote:

Actually I don't know about that $410. What exactly is it for?
I'll have to find my bank paperwork - my boyfriend usually handles anything to do with finance.

I'll send him banking details today and move on.

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:36 pm

Congrats on getting the piggy, newsproducer Thumbs up

Only find out about the brother if you can without it affecting your bait.

And yeah, CR4 postcode is not Tulse Hill, but Upper Tulse Hill is real.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:15 am

Prof has another mobile phone number:

Quote:

Dear XXXXXX,

Once again i did get your mail and am also sorry ,about the death of your husband may his perfect soul rest in peace(amen).

We have no much time to take on getting this transaction done.all i want you to do now is to provide your information as requested to enable me start the program of your online banking.

And please take note:you will be responsible for the payment of $380 for you to have access to your username and password to your online banking account.

My phones are always on you can still try to reach me via my second mobile number which is +234-704-184-6602.

I will be waiting your call/e:mail.

Yours,

Prof.Paul Frank.

- Duckling, phone whenever you like, it won't affect my bait - I guess my email addy was hacked by the last lot of scammers.

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