"I think you are Officially stupid" - Precisely!

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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:37 am

Janie David lost her temper with Cammy, and for no reason!

Just three emails in, orphan Janie asked Cammy:

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Have you written the Finance home yet dear?

Cammy had a problem:

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Who am I supposed to be writing to?

Janie was dismissive:

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Write the management of the Finance Home now and lets await their response most precisely if permitted.

Cammy was persistent:

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WHO do I write to?

Janie sent the finance house email address. Cammy was unhappy.

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WHO, not what?

For Janie, that was enough (emphasis added).

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I think you are Officially stupid or need a midnight bewitching.
Please don't write me again.

Cammy kept her dignity however.

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You don't have to behave like a spoiled brat. Just be nice.

Then she wrote to the finance house anyway.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:10 am

There is nobody that can bewitch siggy material that way that you can Yastreb.... Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:21 pm

do you get a big official looking stamp that says "stupid" for all that effort?
or a card to carry around?
cheap bus fares and a rail card?

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:01 pm

It would need to be a RSSOT, right?

Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

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There is nobody that can bewitch siggy material that way that you can, Yastrab.

I concur.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 9:32 pm

Midnight bewitching has just jumped to the forefront of words I want to use on future lads... Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:24 pm

To this...

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Janie David asked me to write to you, but she forgot to tell me your name. I'm supposed to help her. Has she told you anything?

... The finance house Lad replied (emphasis added):

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WE REVEIVED YOUR NOTIFICATION MR. CAMILLE ,
BUT BEFORE WE CAN COMMENCE ON THIS PROCESSING.
OUR MANAGEMENT NEEDS THE BELOW DOCUMENTS FROM YOUR PARTNER, TO CONFIRM SHE IS THE FIRST DAUGHTER AND NEXT OF KIN OF THE LATE CHIEF OF STAFF OF POLICE.
1: FULL NAME
2: INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT
3: DEATH CERTIFICATE
4: THE LATE ACP's FAMILY DEPOSIT SLIP

Cammy forwarded that to Janie and added:

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While you were busy being a silly girl, I was getting things going. Seems now you have something they need to proceed - so let them have it!

Then to the finance house:

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It's "Ms White", thank you. Not even my father was so cruel he'd call a boy Camille!

Finally Janie writes back:

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I would have to go out tomorrow and scan the requested and forward to you.
Thanks dear for your heart and willingness to see us through, I and Joy might end up sharing it equal with you once everything is released to your country and we ready to invest.
Ma'am thanks so good.

How nice, but when Cammy starts having nightmares and wakes up with shocking nosebleeds, guess who's to blame...

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:07 am

There was some boondoggle about papers required, which Janie gave to Cammy to send to the finance house. Then...

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PLACE A CALL TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY UPON RECEPTION OF THIS MESSAGE.
THATS OFFICIAL REQUIREMENT.
VERY IMPORTANT.
I AWAIT YOUR CALL TO PROCEED ON THE FIRST TRANSFER.

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REACH ME DIRECTLY ON THIS LINE FOR DIRECT DIALOGUE INSTEAD OF THROUGH MY SECRETARY.
CALL ME DIRECTLY ON MY LINE.

Cammy wrote back:

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I'll get my BF to call you since I can't.

So her boyfriend AJ called.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/mmfNubEmce/2014-06-18_Precisely.html

That Lad is a busybody and loudmouth, precisely!

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:52 pm

^^ Precisely!!! Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:45 pm

2nd Precisely

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 1:58 pm

Be prepared for things to turn nasty!

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AJ (my BF) talked with that Henry guy - and something didn't go right! It's like Henry really pissed AJ off, and he said something about money laundry (I think). Why would he say that?

Janie didn't take that well.

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He is a 100% gentleman, I wholly believe your boyfriend is a pissing creature and annoying to not reach a good agreement.
That Man is the most respected American bank owner here in south Africa.
So I cant believe anything from you.
yOUR BOYFRIEND MUST BE THE UNBEHAVED.
tHANKS AND bYE.

Cammy returned the favour (emphasis in original).

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I showed your message to AJ and this is what he said about Henry.
Asshole
Loudmouth
Not American - something like "If he's an American, then fleas make jam" (it's a Russian proverb - don't ask me)
And if you think badly about AJ, then I won't help you.

AJ made a second call.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/8I3ugT3ice/2014-06-18_Precisely_2.html

Cammy then stirred the pot.

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AJ just told your man to go fuck himself. He said he won't let me be victimised by you.

And then the banks burst! Let the insult tennis begin!

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Aj is the biggest shit I have ever come to see of any person who is not African.
I have always taught only Africans are shits, but now realizing as long as human being has 1 head, I brain and all same thing as others, there are imbesiles regardless of color.
Your boyfriend made me for the 1st time in my life to have less regard for your peple.
You guys are the pioneer of non African shits to my discovery.
He is classless, a street boy and the 1st disgrace to your color.
I will never see any with the respect I do.
You both should eat a plate of feaces and a bottle of coke in your dreams.

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You are a nasty little racist bitch, aren't you? AJ was right; you are criminals of some sort. We're withdrawing - and it's a shame your father didn't!

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Go lick your boyfriends lil penis or eat a plate of shit and soup.

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Go and get butt-fucked by a goat. It's the only sex you deserve.

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That was how your mama got fucked?
She liked it from the back?
Woowwwwww she must really be an ass freak, your eldest brother must really have had fun fucking your momma from tha anus.
How does her face look when she gets a goat fuck her anus.
She has any pics of her being fucked from the anus?
Please share, am curious to see.

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Get your own insults, monkey-chatterer. Your insults are wind out of your poxy, slack little ass. You're obviously a boy, not a woman, and Henry's bum-boy to boot.

Now at this point the Lad made a slip, though he doesn't seem to have noticed it.

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Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.
Your mum sucked henrys lil dick too in his dream too?
Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.
The laugh tonight is making my ribs crack.
lmao.

So I cc'd Henry on this one.

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You are a silly little pillow-biter who's both poor and hopeless at everything, even insults. Good for you that Henry has a small prick (and a tiny penis too).

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Hhahahahahahaaaaaaa you wanna fuck Mr. Henry Dick too?
Lmfbo.
He fucks better and classic girls not street touts like you.
Your pussy is for street and hungry touts like AJ.
I am happy you are the reason why I started disrespecting whites.
I never whites can be silly clowns without worth.
You are just the most valueless creature I have ever seen.
Use a razor on your nipples Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.

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What do you get out of this? Is it a break from the pain when Henry your little-boy ass? (Wait one - you said he has a tiny penis, so maybe it ain't such a problem for you.) I wonder who the real Janie is? She's too cute to be a garbage-mouth little guttersnipe like you.

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HHahahahahahahaaaaaaa.
Janie is that grl that cant descend low to open her pants for a street boy like AJ.
Janie is that gurl who thinks any gurl that opens her pant for a street pig like AJ is the cheapest and dirtiest girl nature has ever had.
lmao you now know who Janie is.
Lmfbo
lol.

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"Janie" is a boy, and you are a boy fucker, and you have a tiny penis - "she" said so.

That's all for now. I expect to have more insults soon!

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:22 pm

And yes, there is more!

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Hhahahahahahaaaaaa.
Really?
I didn't know she is a boy, just hearing that from a street pig with the emptiest skull ever.
Your boyfriend wants to fuck her?
Are you sure she would let a street boy fuck her like tha cheap pussy called Camille?
I am not to sure Janie would love a little penis.
Is there a way you can help?
Hhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

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So this is "Henry" writing from "Jamie's" account? Or was somebody so fucked over that he forgot who he was supposed to be? Either way, the only way that you can be helped is if you stuck a gun up your ass and pulled the trigger - hit your brains dead-on and gave yourself a last thrill. Hey, ain't I being nice?

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Hhahahahahahahaaaaaaa.
This is a case of a woman who is suffering from tiny penetration.
I can feel when a woman is saying words that doesn't make 1 sence, its malnutrition.
She is starving from real penetration, I really pity AJ, But dear take heart baby its nature that placed that funny erection around his waist Hahahahahaaaaa.
You can manage to seduce a dog or mice and manage their erection for your pussy, so sure it would better than AJ's whom I guess your inner mind would always say he is a disappointment being a man.
Cant laugh ma butts out lol.
But I feel your confused state of mind, its starvation of the pussy.
But be careful so you don't end up in Psychia home Hhahahahahahahaaaaaaa.

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All that "hahaha" means that you're crazy with frustration that you have to sell your ass to live. If you want to take it out on me, fine, but when it's all said and done, you're the loser facing another day of maximum poverty life.

That bit about "maximum poverty life" was pinched from another Lad who never stopped writing...

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:58 pm

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You both should eat a plate of feaces and a bottle of coke in your dreams.

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Use a razor on your nipples

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:06 am

Wicked hilarious Yas. Not used to seeing the insults fly so fast and furious like this. Great fun

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:41 am

Awesome Yastreb, with "the emptiest skull ever." Mind your "malnutrition" of "starvation of the pussy."

LOL_sign

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:32 am

Jamie is still at it - this came in during the day.

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Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I am sorry if the laughter is making you mad.
But why there is so many hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha is because I am waking to the 1st amazement that whites can be a big fool, just having the 1st discovery of my life.
I always taught white got value, just realizing that when one wants to be a fool its even foolish more than an African Goat.
I wait every minute for your mail and seeing it makes me laugh even before seeing its content.
You are just a bundle of disgrace to your family and everything about your life.
I am happy you are the reason why I would now start seeing whites as a bundle of shit unlike how I use to think.
Camille you a packet of shit, no value.
laughing ma fucking butts off

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

A little dignity was called for.

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Well, you're both barking mad like rabid dogs (or hyenas), not that I'm really surprised. You just can't deal with the fact that I'm smarter and better off than you will ever be (put together) - and a woman, which really gets under your ultra-thin skin.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:03 pm

The laughter continues...

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Hhahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
I can see you getting mad.
laughing ma butts off, frustrated and starved pussy.
I see you keep talking about Henry, I guess you wanna dump your street boy aj for mr. Hnery.
laughing ma ass out, I don't think someone like mr. henry can even talk back or reply to a person like you.
He has class.
Hhahahahahahaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa.
Well I pray for you one day, you would dump your street less priviledged boy AJ and God would give you a better man with value and derseving an extended respected.
He is just a valueless pig or a street boy if you choose.
Laugh my ass out.
God would give you a class and worthful man like Mr. Henry ok.
lolingggggggssssssssss.

How to keep this going...

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Jamie, Jamie, Jamie - you're man (actually a boy), not a girl. Real women don't do that hysterical laughter thing. That's what gays do, and so you've outed yourself, not that there's anything wrong with that (except where you live).

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:08 pm

Nobody, but nobody can piss a lad off as precisely as yo can, Yastreb.

This lad sound a lot like Dickboi did in his "formative years," when he was playing an evil hostage taker and torturing his "victim" baiter character. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:15 pm

I really, precisely, think Mr. Henry, precisely, should be on the phone defending his own honor, precisely, instead of having Janie do it for him. Precisely. Laughing

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and a woman, which really gets under your ultra-thin skin.

I love it!!

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 12:18 am

The Lad has run out of brain cells, I think.

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Hhahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
hahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa

What could Cammy say but...

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Jamie Okechukwu is COMPLETELY MAD!

Precisely!

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:46 am

If I were you I would just tell him that you were baiting him and then maybe call him dumb or something haha. We'll see if he's laughing then

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 2:32 pm

I gave up burning Lads years ago. I've had enough return business to know that it's best to keep them wondering what went wrong.

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