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Simba
Baiting Guru

Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:35 pm |
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It really must have been a few years since I last visited the 419Eater…..and it’s amazing to see that it is still a thriving community full of dedicated baiters brimming with ingenuity and dastardly manipulation.
Even through my absence I have still been baiting romance laddies, and have had some of my pets hanging on a string for a few years now.
Nothing really compares to the satisfaction of an hilarious safari bait though, those frantic Emails from a desperate laddie that finds himself stranded and ‘surfering greatly’ a long way from home and with rapidly diminishing funds.
Is the 5imba Safari Camp modality still operational?
Are any of the baiters from my day still active?
Whatever happened to Yeawhatever?
Did Mr Gomer ever find treasure at the end of the safari rainbow?
I’m looking forward to having a bit of a catch up on all the jolly japes...  |
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=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
  =Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru

Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:05 pm |
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Hi Simba
Nice of you to pop in. You were obviously a bit before my time here but it sure looks like you enjoyed yourself back then.
No doubt a few of the old farts you remember will be along shortly........ |
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conga22
Baiting Guru

Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:09 pm |
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Bit before my time too, samba. But as far as I'm aware samba is still taking in "guests". Welcome back. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20835
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:16 pm |
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Welcome back, Simba! I hope you'll come visit more often. As in regularly.
Your old SSC modality is still alive. Doc Williams continues to run it. It hasn't been used a lot lately but it still gets dusted off on occasion. I sent a lad to Korup a couple of months ago. He did not appreciate it.
There are still a few of us old-timers around. And a couple of long-term lads, notably Hector who has been on his latest safari for over a year.
Pull up a chair and starting checking out some of the threads. There's some great baiting going on by people who came after you. And those baits include some epic safaris with maximum lad pain. |
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- Lagos>Abidjan
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- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru

Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8606
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:17 pm |
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Welcome back old timer
yes, we are still going strong, and the Hotel modality is strong and effective... Many a screaming lad has burned his money on taxis going round in circles looking for one or another of them. |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:21 pm |
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Holy cow, Simba!
Welcome back! We didn't have too much contact when I was still here under my old alias (same avatar, though), but when I came back last summer you were one of the first ones I noticed missing and wondered where you had gone. Echoing Juan here: having you back as a regular would be great. |
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"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado

Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:30 pm |
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Wow! great to see you back. There have been a number of old faces popping back in this year, I guess part of eater's 10th anniversary celebration.
Mr Gomer is still going strong, infuriating lads and living very high on the hog indeed. |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:55 pm |
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Speaking of which, I want Otterfan back. He visited last Autumn and has been AWOL since. Yes, I know the reason because he told it to me in a PM but I still want him back.  |
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"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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dementedman
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 24 Dec 2012
Posts: 699

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:27 pm |
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Thank you Simba for making the awesome Safari Hotel modality.
Its loads of fun for lads trying to reach them even to this day.
It's used a lot still! |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru

Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:42 pm |
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Welcome back Simba!! Always good to see a familiar old (lion) face popping up on the forum again! |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **

Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:23 pm |
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Welcome back Simba, you've been missed.
Still the same old same old, lads, safaris, lad pain, a few new pain inducing modalities over the last year or so as well.
Staying for a while this time?
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator

Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7242
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:53 pm |
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Hi Simba! Great to see you back. Will you be willing to autograph a few 5imba Safari Camp towels? I understand that they are made from the finest Egyptian cotton and make wonderful souvenirs. I have heard that the 5imba Safari Camp never issues used towels to guests. |
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packman
Elite Baiter

Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.

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Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:04 pm |
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holy cow Simba welcome back |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru

Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe

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Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:04 pm |
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Welcome back! I hope it wasn't those no-shows I booked at the SCC's that scared you off... |
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru

Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3471
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO

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Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:22 pm |
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Hi and Welcome to Eater, Samba!
Please be sure to read all the stickies and repeatedly pm Slightly to be your own personal mentor.
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Accra>Abidjan
Accra>Dakar
Accra>Lome
Cotonou>Abidjan
Cotonou>Accra
Cotonou>Lome
Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
#1 Lagos>Cotonou> SH Parakou, #2 Lagos>SH Abuja HE REALLY SUFFERED AS I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AGAIN
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41

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Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:26 pm |
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Nice to see you!  |
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luckey
Moderator

Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found

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Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:11 pm |
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Hi Simba! I was wondering where you wandered off to. Figured maybe you decided to check out the old camp yourself.  |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin

Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie

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Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:27 pm |
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| Fatter Siam wrote: |
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As one of SOOI's mentees, I will admit, this is great advice...for others... |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41

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Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:49 pm |
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| this is great advice...for others... |
Oh, you shouldn't limit it, Bware - it is great advice for everyone.
I can say without any reservations whatsoever, not even a single one, that Slightly loves PM and lives for this.
Probably. |
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RTyrebyter
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 16 Jan 2010
Posts: 37
Location: a dream world

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Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:06 am |
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There are several people I miss: Shiver Metimbers, Nurse Nasty, DoraTheExplorer, and bunch of others. If you're going to take a sabatical, post a message for your fans. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!

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Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:10 am |
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^Chew their ass RT..(nice first post).
Welcome back Simba. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru

Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka

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Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:40 pm |
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Thank you for the greetings comrades....
I have had some good chuckles catchinhg up with some mugutastic threads....there really is just an endless supply of stupid lads to torment.
I've been in contacts with webmasters to see if they will graciously allow the SSC websites to be reinstated, but if not, I will build a new one....
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=5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
  =Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Duckling
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet

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Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:48 pm |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru

Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair

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Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:53 pm |
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YeaWhatever is still alive and kicking. I do not bait as often or as hard as I used to, but I still love reading through some of the hilarious baits that the members here are still running.
One thing that is rather disappointing is the lack of creativity of the lads. I still see the same tired old formats from many years ago. If I decided to leap over to the dark side, I am positive that I could come up with something a lot more believable that the crap they are still trying.
Keep up the great work folks and remember to have fun. Once this starts to feel like a job, it's really hard to bait with enthusiasm. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler

Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing

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Fri Jun 13, 2014 4:06 pm |
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Holy crap, what is this, the annual day trip for retired baiters? They'll be wheeling Shiver and Nurse Nasty out next. |
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