Femmy's Forked for the 4th time - Lagos to Abuja

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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:34 am

I was off to bed, but I had to add what I have just received.

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I am in 418 SH-parakou's address with drive of the bus i
hired, where are you?

You are not. Ask the desk clerk for me in the honeymoon suite. He has your name. I am going back to sleep. Wake me when you crawl into bed.

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Come out from where you're and pay the driver. You're the one who said
i should hire a taxi.

Mr. Jeffrey did. Talk to him or the receptionist. They have your name.

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I've ask they said there is nobody bearing sierra Nevada in their
list, they are asking me your room where you're. Or you come out i'm
here.

I'm in the honeymoon suite. I called the front desk and nobody is asking for me.

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You or Jeffrey should come out to desk clerk. They said there is no
sierra Nevada or Jeffrey in their visitors list.

Jeffrey is the manager and owner.

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If you think lying come out, because my lawyer is sending some men
down here to meet me.

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Dont worry what will bring you out will bring you out. Everyone of you
will see what is going to happy either Jeffrey or not wait and see
what is going to happen here.

I have called the front desk. You are not here. I am very tired after the bus breaking down and the long ride. I'm going back to sleep. Send me a picture of you in the lobby or call when you really get here. Have the receptionist call our room. They should have a key for you.

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 10:48 am

He needs a tattoo- "Parakou or bust". This is outstanding baiting-you totally own this idiot. How long has he been on safari in total?

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:06 pm

Congrats bware419ers on the 3rd Safari. I just completed the $50 donation to Eater in your name with request to have it pay for an extension of your premium membership.

Femi - the gift that keeps on giving.

Hellooo
B-L-A-C-K ......white,white, white
Hellooo
Listen, I am on a bus to Parakou..... a bike, a bike.
Hellooo
There are so many gems within this bait.

Congrats to all, bware419ers, Dwatina, Yastreb, Ginger Lee
Dancing Banana

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:31 pm

^^^Eater and I both appreciate it! The phone calls were superb and made this bait what it is. I am iindebted to dwatina, Yastreb and Ginger Lee.

@Capone
Time wasted:
May 30: 6+ hours wasted at Lagos' airport
June 1: 7+ hour bus trip from Lagos to Port Harcourt then time trying to find the "Eater" SH.
June 2: 7+ hour return trip to Lagos, slept in Lagos' airport
June 3: 8+ hours spent at Lagos' airport waiting on Sierra
June 5: 2 hour trip from Lagos to Porto Novo, 8+ hours in Porto Novo, 2 hour trip back to Lagos
June 7: 2 hour trip back to Porto Novo. Entire day and probably the night spent there.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Cleverly and spectacularly fiendish!

Well done. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Femi-the Lad Boomerang.
Get that idiot a tee shirt:"I can't quit you Benin!"
I'd love to see him go home only to safari to Parakou.

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:09 pm

Congratulations! 3 Safaris from same Lad is some doing.

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 5:26 pm

^^^I owe it to everyone's phone calls. Femmy shows no respect for two people calling from the U.S., one from England and one from Australia. Plus, there is that extension to my Premium Membership I received today. He takes none of that into consideration.

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:29 pm

Congratulations bwarer419ers! Great job.

I still think he has one more safari left in him, though Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:55 pm

His threat of tracing and suing you is hilarious.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

Class act - been following this for a while whilst listening to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_YjvC4ndzM

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 7:44 pm

Ha! I kept listening to this while writing up last night's post.

http://youtu.be/rMjVaRqARPI

I think Femmy was listening to

http://youtu.be/uHZJej98_T0

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

I don't think you understood me. I want get some drivers to drive this bus and that bus to the Safari Hotel, Port Harcourt then to Lagos airport and after that Porto Novo. DRIVERS you understand?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

Talk about genetic deficiencies...

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:33 pm

When I left off, Femmy was, supposedly, at the SH-Parakou.

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Security men will fish you out and other evil doer, dont worry, my
lawyer is send them.

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Let me go and sell my necklace and pay the driver.

Sent 6 hours later at 2:30 PM West Africa time.

Is your lawyer here yet?

4:30 PM

WHERE ARE YOU?

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Call me on +2299965XXXX.

Ginger Lee did. Every 15 minutes for several hours.

Come to the damn hotel. I am tired of all your games!

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I'm taking motor bike from tokpoto to park going border.

I wasn't sure if auto-correct did something here.

Why are you not coming here?

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Pass tense.

???????????

Pass tense what? You don't answer your phone.

Today:

Are you going to come get me or what? This is very irritating!

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I can only come and get you if you send me some money for transport fee.

Where the fuck are you?

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:33 am

I a continuing the posts in the original thread here unless Femmy decides to Safari again. Ginger Lee and I have coordinated a little something something and I believe dwatina will be chipping in along with Capone.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=247381&start=175

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:01 pm

The bowel movement that is Femmy is on the move again.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2069365#2069365

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:22 am

Femmy finds it is a beautiful season to travel; this time from Lagos to Abuja. Ginger Lee and I played off the State Department and sent him on his Fourth Safari in less than two weeks.

Find a great starting point at the link below where the State Department and Beaucoup Eireym make an appearance. Plus, Sierra and her step-mom all get involved while Femmy's...well...catch up there!

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=247381&start=175

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 10:59 am

^^Great job. Congratulations!

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 9:56 pm

Well Done! Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 10:01 pm

^^Hopefully he's in for a lot more pain and suffering.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:46 am

Why do I see Travel in his future?

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:20 pm

Bad news--I tried to call Femmy and the number no longer exists. He must have changed it. Sad

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:59 pm

That's a bummer! I wonder if he changed his email address. He's not done being baited, he needs more pain, lots and lots of pain. He had to come up with the money to take 4 safaris from somewhere. We know he's too lazy to actually hold a job, we need to keep him occupied and away from real victims!

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:14 am

He is alive. Using another email addy, where I am trying to recruit him as his Oga (ok...keep track of him) he responded today but was very depressed for some reason.

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:55 am

Well, bware419ers got a new number for Femmy [baiting as a new character] and I called it. I t think it was him, but am not sure. The voice sounded like him, but he could barely talk.

If it was him, it sounded like someone or someones beat the crap out of him. In fact, it sounds like he has a broken jaw. I don't know.

I think he acknowledged me and said it was him, and asked how I was doing. But he mumbed so much, I'm not sure.

Here's the short call:

>>>Femmy_BrokenJaw.mp3<<<

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