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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:01 pm

This is a continuation of this thread: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=247381&start=150 highlighting Femmy's travels.

Without a doubt, I must thank The Monsignor and dwatina. Without them being involved, this lad would not have traveled, nor would I have been able to prove the safari. A nice pith belongs to them.

I must also thank Ginger Lee for turning me on to this love lad. It was my first real dive into that swarthy underworld.

To bring you up to speed, if you have not read the thread. Femmy and my character Sierra were to be married. He needed money, of course, and there were so many complications with the WU transfer and then the bank wire that Sierra decided to travel to 9ja to meet the lad and give him $5000.

To get some money, she had let a man take less than savory photos of her and he even pulled a Frank Zappa on her. Her flight was to go from Chicago to Atlanta to Lagos. Due to a cancellation of a flight, she flew from Chicago to Frankfurt to Paris, where they put her on the wrong plane, and she ended up in Port Harcourt. Along the way, they lost her luggage carrying the $5k, so being without money and her luggage, the airline was kind enough to put her up at TM's SH in Port Harcourt until her luggage arrived.

Femmy, would not travel, but dwatina, acting as the U.S. State Department threatened to send the U.S. Marines to his home if he did not meet up with her since he had signed papers stating he would look after her safety in Nigeria.

Here is my last post in the above thread:

bware419ers wrote:

6:37 am 9ja time

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Please stay in your hotel room i'm on my way coming to portharcourt
through bus give me a few hours i'll be there with you is 8hours
driving, do not disclose with anybody for security reasons okay.

Oh sweetie, Thank God! My email to the embassy worked. When will you be
here?

7:05 am 9ja time
I'll be with you in next 6hours, somebody borrowered $100.

2:21 pm 9ja time

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I'm still on my way coming our bus move slowly because of heavy downpour okay.

How do I know you really are?

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When i get to hotel i'm with the piece of paper hold and my and cloth
i wear in the picture i sent to you, i wear blue jean and black shoe
with brow bag.

WHERE ARE YOU?

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Am close to portHarcourt i'll be with in the 45minutes. I took the
picture inside the bus.

WHERE ARE YOU?

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I'm in portharcourt trying to locate the S@fari hotel.

Where are you?

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I am in s@fari hotel in portharcourt.

Say what? At this time, TM stepped in with some brilliant phone calls.

Mr Femi at Port Harcourt 1 Jun 14 (Incoming Calls).mp3

So, Femmy claims he was at the SH and gave a telephone number to call the hotel lobby where he said he was. TM did so and they confirmed Femmy was there. To the surprise of both of us, I did a search on the phone number and came up with a link to this place:

https://plus.google.com/103752327998917974178/about

Look at the name of the place and that it is located on the same road as is listed for TM's SH in Port Harcourt! Oy vey!

At this point, the safari was confirmed. So, what now?

TM called back with Mr. R@ndy.

Mr Femi at Port Harcourt 1 Jun 14.mp3

Then the emails from Femmy started again. He claimed to be at the same hotel as Sierra, so...

Then come to my room!

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Who is Mr r@ndy, i am at s@fari hotel at .

I don't know.

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They said you aren't there.

What do you mean I am not here?

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I'm s@fari hotel at there no white white lady here.

I am too. What is ?

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There is s@fari hotel at by Ikwere Road, where i'm now.

What is ?

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Who is r@ndy?

I found out it was some sort of assistant hotel manager. The airline has delivered my luggage!

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WHERE ARE YOU?

I have my luggage and the money is still there. Get me out of here!

WHERE ARE YOU!

YOU ARE NOT HERE. R@NDY SAID YOU WENT TO THE WRONG HOTEL!

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in portharcour by Ikwere Road. where s@fari hotel is. I could
see that all is scam When you can't talk to and you all give fake
address, all the taxi here couldn't locate the address you gave, talk
to me on phone or else i won't response to your mail forever.

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All of you're scammer.

Oh Jesus! What are you talking about now? Mr. R@ndy has come to my room and said you are not here. What taxi?

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You all are scammer, which hotel do you says you lodge? fake people.

Oh my God! The S@fari hotel!

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Bye.............................

What are you talking about? Where are you? I am here. What do you mean scam? I brought money for you and to get married. Explain what you mean and come get me!

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I'm in motor park, i come all the from lagos not knowing you're a
scammer, if you aren't a scammer come out from your hidden place,
i'll be going come to lagos tomorrow morning.

What are you talking about scammer? How am I a scammer?

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Snap the picture of where you're and it to me.

I don't have my phone!

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Come out from your hidden place since i am in portharcourt with you if
truly there is someone bearing sierra Nevada.

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Come out from your hidden place, the fake man you so call R@ndy had
expose you people of your shading deal. There isn't nothing you can
say that i can make me believe you.

Where are you? What is a motorpark? Give me directions and I will have R@ndy take me there. Or meet me at the airport.

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I dont have enough money to go to airport because i'm slepping in motorpark.

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Who is R@ndy! Is that a scammer guy who is asking me i should
cooperate that how much is my turnover in a year. Is causing me on
phone in language i hear, is also calling me thief! thief! their!
After i discovered is a scammer.

What??? He is like the assistant manager or something. The airline said this was a British hotel. Why are you calling me a scammer?

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British what? The man you call R@ndy calling me thief threaten me with
charm, after he said i should cooperate asking me how much did i have
with me, asking how much is my business turn over, and i said no,
cooperate for what? since i didn't have any business with him. I'm
having low battery no where to charge my phone. You look for phone and
call me before my battery die. If you take taxi to where i'm i'll tell
because i'm not safe in the R@ndy hand, you people can kidnap or
killing me.

I don't understand any of what you said. Explain it. Am I supposed to come to you?

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The man you call R@ndy is threating me with charm that is going to
blow my head and kill me after he i should cooperate, i asked i should
cooperate for what, He asking me how much i've with me, he asked me
how is my turn over in my business. He said is going to kill me.

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My phone battery is going to die any moment from now because i've no
where to charge it, if it die no communication again. If you love or
need call me, come to where i sleep in motorpark and rescue to hotel.

Where is the motor park? What do you mean charm? He thinks you are gay and is trying to give you head or wants head from you? Or are you talking about a charm bracelet as in jewelry because I do not understand!

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I'm in waterline oluobasanjo way/ikokwu road.
Charm means voodoo. Can you come over right now.

I do not like the reviews of the Motor Park

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Pros: It's a pretty big park. They got a lot of space. A lot of trade spots where you can buy food/drinks and comfy spots where you can relax. They got a 32-inch TV to entertain you. A good public address system. Need I say more? Okay. They got buses of all sizes, to suit you. Cons: not all their buses are cozy and warm. BEWARE of a little "manage-manage." There's no TV in the buses themselves if you ever get a low battery on your phone. That's pretty much it

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is one of the best transporter in Nigeria i could remember vividly my experience when i went to portharcourt from Lagos. i really love the beautiful reception and it was quick, even when there are few passenger, they will hand you over. there was no reckless driving and fast enough to get to where you are going.

Around this time, dwatina called back as the State Department since he had given Femmy 24 hours to get to Sierra.

Femi_05.mp3

Answer me! Where are you? I want to go home!

Voodoo? That's Haitian. Is he from Haiti because he sounds African to me. They told me it is too late to go tonight and unsafe. Come here. I paid for another night.

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I'll be going to lagos very early tomorrow morning around 5:30am. I
got a call from embassy tonight asking me maybe i've seen you and i
said No because you gave me an untrace address.

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How will i come to where i was unable to locate the address. I'm going
to lagos early tomorrow morning.

Well how am I going to get there?

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May i wait at the park for you till 8am instead 5:30am.

What is an untrace address?

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Can you take taxi and join me at the motor park by 8am tomorrow
morning. I need to hear from you.

Explain this voodoo stuff! I have written down the address.

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Untrace means something we couldn't locate, i didn't see any address.
I said are you coming to meet at the motor park, may i wait for you at
the motor park.

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Voodoo is some to use to kill soneone spiritually. I can't see any
address. You haven't answer my questions, are you coming to join me at
the motor park early in the morning, may i wait for you at the park.

Would it be better if we flew to Lagos?

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Ubtrace address is your address that i can't locate. Your join me at
the motor park answer before i buy ticket.

You think he's trying to kill you? He was very nice and polite to me but seemed upset because he said he went to pick you up and you were not there. When he went to the desk they said you were gone.

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Please i answer my question, may wait for you, can you join at the
motor park Yes/No simple.

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Are you join me at the motor park or i should be going to lagos,
please answer me because if you dont answer me i'll be going by 5:30am
simple i dont have time to waste.

It was 1:27 AM 9ja time at this point. Quite a long day for Femmy.

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For the very last time i am asking you, are you join me at the motor
pack or i should be going to lagos.

611 KM/380 miles. One way.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:28 pm

This is hilarious! Who knew there was another SH anywhere in the world? Femi is such a lazy POS, I'm surprised he even hopped a bus. And serious props to Dwatina from the Embassy!

Wear this unexpected pith with pride...

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:12 pm

Very nice bware419ers Smile

So I wonder if he's traveled back home yet Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:24 pm

Nice safari!!

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....Look at the name of the place and that it is located on the same road as is listed for TM's SH in Port Harcourt! ....

It would be great if some enterprising local has noticed a few wayward safari-ing lads stumbling around the area and quickly adopted the SH name to take advantage of them.

But probably just a coincidence - may require relocation of the Port Harcourt regional SH? Oguta Lake looks nice.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

Brilliant!!

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:22 pm

firehouse5 wrote:

But probably just a coincidence - may require relocation of the Port Harcourt regional SH? Oguta Lake looks nice.

It's not my modality and I know the ITP rule may or may not apply. However, having this other location in place my help confirm safaris. I'm not sure how it is different from saying you will meet a lad at an actual hotel or sending them on a taxi ride with no money.

dwatina wrote:

So I wonder if he's traveled back home yet Laughing

Let's find out...

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You deceived your, i truly believed that God would judge you.

Oh my God! I overslept. This damn jet lag! Where are you?

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I am approaching Lagos, i'll be in Lagos in the next 3hours. If you're
real and you believe you aren't a ghost and you're Sierra Nevada go to
portharcourt airport buy ticket and come to lagos since you have
received your luggage.

Ok.

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I'd proved you beyond reasonable doubt that i am real but you have not
show you identity take taxi to airport, buy ticket and fly to lagos.

I will leave for the airport in an hour. Mr. R@ndy is taking me himself. I do not understand what you have said about him and why you do not like him. He is the nicest man and told me he wishes us luck in our love and marriage. He said I am your mermaid and you will be my Prince.

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Mail me when you're about to board plane at portharcourt, ask R@ndy
its local airport i'll be waiting to received you in Lagos because
i'll be in Lagos in the 30minutes.

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Why are you not coming again.

Sent just now at 7:21 pm 9ja time. The flight is to leave at 7:30 pm.

SORRY! They have been having network problems and I could not get online. I am on standby for the last flight tonight to Lagos. It arrives at 8:40 pm.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:00 pm

Firehouse5- I thought the exact same thing!

TM & dwatina - bow_down

Great phone calls as always! Evil Lol

I went to listen to the first phone call and could barely hear it. I cupped my ears over my earphone to hear better and that made it worse. It wasn't until the second phone call that I realized I plugged my earphones into the wrong plug (there are two side by side and my eyes are bad). So TM, everyone in Starbucks heard your first phone call. I was wondering why everyone was looking at me. I kept checking my nose but nothing... Evil Lol

"WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE HOTEL, WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE HOTEL, WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE HOTEL! ASK HER, ASK HER, ASK HER"

My sides hurt from laughing so hard. Maybe Sierra should call Darla and commiserate on their unfortunate circumstances and loving lazy lads. Wink

Great job guys! clapping

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:02 pm

Real nice work guys Very Happy

Shame he couldn't afford the hotel when he got there, isn't it?

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:15 pm

Geoffrey, Randy, and staff extend their Congratulations on another SH Safari!

bware419ers wrote:

I must thank The Monsignor and dwatina.....A nice pith belongs to them.

Thanks very much. All I did was answer a few emails and then make/take a few calls once the Lad was on his way/had arrived. Unlike Dwatina, I wasn't instrumental in persuading him to travel or to remain at the location for an extended period. So, I won't claim a share of your joint Pith Helmet!

SomeBuddyAtHome wrote:

TM, everyone in Starbucks heard your first phone call.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:24 pm

It's amusing to me that this lad's first thought is that "This is scam" when things don't go to plan. It was his first thought when Sierra got on the wrong plane and was not where she was supposed to be. He's probably mad because he had to stop scamming for a day with no return on his investment.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:43 pm

^^^Oh, it was more than one day. I think he lost out on Saturday, Sunday and today. The bad thing is, he scams exclusively from his cell phone, I believe.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:50 pm

He did come up with $100 real quick.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:07 pm

Nice Shooting bware and Gang. Nothing like another satisfied customer eh?

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:22 pm

I really had a lot of fun posing as the State Department and scaring him into moving his lazy ass. Smile

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:00 pm

11:46 pm 9ja time

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Where are you i'm at local airport ikeja now call my number when ever
you're 070357XXXXX.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:10 pm

I think ninjas should make an appearance right about now. Ninja

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:23 pm

^^^Don't tempt me. I may not respond tonight. It has been followed up with three very similar messages.

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I'm at airport i could go back home, where are you, i've gone to
hotel, which hotel are you in lagos, give me the address of the hotel
you're. So that i can come there right way.

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I'm at airport i could go back home, where are you, i've gone to
hotel, which hotel are you in lagos, give me the address of the hotel
you're. So that i can come there right away.

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Where are you? Give me the phone number hotel where you're in lagos
and your room number, i'm at airport i couldn't go back home.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:44 am

^^He's still hooked Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:50 am

Yep. Where's the SH Lagos when you need it?

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:32 am

Why couldn't he go back home? His love of $5000?

I think ninjas are a great idea! Didn't Ginger have an army lad on a peace keeping mission who was going to try and get a ninja star? Perhaps he can come in and save the day! Wink

(whatever happened to that lad? Did he give up on V-Bag?)

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:19 am

^^^To be honest, I took the message as meaning he was at the airport in Lagos. I will have to confirm it.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:20 am

Congrats on the safari bware... Great job!

@dwatina, your calls cracked me up!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:12 am

Great work guys. I have never scared a lad into going on a safari, only to go home. This was a great read.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:03 am

@GTmama: Thanks Smile

Dr. Mike--this the first time I've had to scare a lad like that. It was a unique situation.

But I think bware419ers hit on a good idea. A call from the State Department just might do the trick when it comes to getting the lover boys to move their butts.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:17 pm

Especially if he signed a paper on taking care of her. Then he is "legally" obligated to fulfill his promise. Of course the FBI (or whatever) can arrest him for endangering an American citizen. It is a good way as lads seem to think that some organizations have unlimited power.

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