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Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 7:41 pm

Here is a puppy lad for you.

Search for [email protected] and bait away and see how long he will keep up the machine translation charade.

The victim that contacted me was from Holland and it was not long before the lad switched to English.

Baiting Guru Joined: 14 Sep 2013 Posts: 2792

He also has ads posted as

http://dieren.tekoopjes.be/gevlekte-bengalen-kittens-top-showkwaliteit
The only thing worse than puppy scammers are kitten scammers Evil or Very Mad

Inquiry sent in Dutch (with the help of google translate)

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

let's see what happens.

apparently, he targets netherlands and belgium, but I also found a warning regarding spain

Quote:

let's see what happens Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 10:45 pm

Cui bono?

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

no, gajus bonus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix_the_Gaul

asterix is on the right

EN/DE/FR Centurion Crismus Bonus/Zenturion Gajus Bonus/centurion Caius Bonus on the left.

and the text is in latin, okay, it's google translate.

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 11:11 pm

^^Ao enganhador.
^Não reconheço essa aventura de Asterix. Qual ê?

Mensagem enviada em português. I learned it as an adult with four weeks of immersion. The first message is in what should be perfect Portuguese; later I'll introduce errors from French and Spanish.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 9:09 am

Nobody can keep up with trilingual puns!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 9:09 am

Nobody can keep up with trilingual puns!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 9:37 am

Got a response and posted it at Scamwarners. It's obviously script, as she responded about an Englsig bulldog, which isn't any of the breeds in the ads I saw!

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

Brilliant! What I love about this is how Google Translate can introduce all sorts of confusion. I am having my dogs shipped to Angola - where they do speak Portuguese I believe. Before translation:

Quote:

My dearest Hupkings

I would like two dogs that are good at hunting and fighting. I want two male dogs that will frighten people when I sell them drugs. To answer your questions:

Q: Have you ever had pets before?
A: I had an armadillo, a horse and a cobra when I lived in Brunei.
Q: Where are you?
A: I am in Malanje, Angola.
Q: How long you want the puppies?
A: I want the puppies for as long as they scare people, then I will put them down.
Q: You either male, female or both?
A: I am both.

My questions are:

Q: Where are the puppies now?
Q: How much for two puppies shipped to Luanda, Angola?
Q: Can you ship the puppies next week?

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 3:13 pm

My Dutch isn't too bad.
I may jump on this one and add to the confusion Smile

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 4:39 pm

^^Did you have the armadillo on your arm? Do you know a good armadillo artist?

Not that I have or want any armadillos (or armadilloages), but some baiters have gotten lads armadilloed, marked for life.

^If you get a reply in Dutch, please post it in the thread on SW.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 4:50 pm

vonpaso xlura wrote:

^^Did you have the armadillo on your arm? Do you know a good armadillo artist?

Not that I have or want any armadillos (or armadilloages), but some baiters have gotten lads armadilloed, marked for life.

^If you get a reply in Dutch, please post it in the thread on SW.

From Bengal kittens to an armadillo tattoo...
I'll try but Im still new to this.

SW - Scam Warner's?

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 5:27 pm

SW=Scamwarners. "Tatu" (from Tupi-Guarani) is Portuguese for "armadillo".

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

Hupkings Caitlin has stuck to Google Translate Portuguese so far - translated back to English below. He thinks I am an animal lover whatever I say. I am on an offshore oil rig so the dogs will be delivered to Jose Mourinho at the Portuguese embassy in Luanda, Angola.

Quote:

Hello Kevin, thanks for getting back to me with your full delivery data, it shows that you really love and care about my dogs that I said I would put down if they failed to scare my drug buyers

Quote:

Not so fast my dear Hupkings, You have not told me what breed these puppies are. They are bulldogs and dachshunds? Or Greyhound, Jack Russell terrier? I told you I want dogs that will scare my clients when I sell drugs. I do not want you to send two poodles for me, my friend Hupkings.

I pray for canine damage and absence of anger all his days WTF Google?

Quote:

Dear Hupkings, These are beautiful dogs - one male one female. Do you think I could mate them or would be bad for the boy dog to fuck your (says Google) sister? You say that these dogs are well trained. They were trained to bite and kill yet? With canine love, Kevin

Quote:

My dear Hupkings, Everything is OK. Called when Jose Mourinho left my work early today. José is pleased to have the dogs handed to him at the embassy. I decided to call them Herpes and Chlamydia. I bought an African golden cat (Profelis aurata) for Herpes and Chlamydia play with when they arrive - they should tear it to pieces in a matter of minutes! I can not wait to see them! Kevin

Quote:

Ok my friend no problem... please be online tomorrow at 7:45 a.m. Do not forget (I will).

Here are Herpes and Chlamydia - big for puppies?

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:29 pm

I posted the latest interaction between Caitlin and my character in HH&T in the Facebook question thread.

"Your sister" is because, in Portuguese (and Spanish), the formal second-person pronoun "você" (=usted) is syntactically third-person. Spanish uses "su" as the possesive adjective for both; Portuguese may use "sua" for "your" and "his", or "sua" for "your" and "dele" for "of him", depending on dialect.

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:11 pm

Back in business, time to brush up my German:

Quote:

Sehr geehrte Frau Xxxxx,

ich habe Ihre Anzeige im Internet gefunden und wäre an einer der angebotenen Bengalkatzen interessiert.

Hochachtungsvoll,

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:51 pm

日本語行きまーす。
还有、让我用汉语吧。

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:33 pm

Got response in Chinese. Google can't translate misspelled word.

Quote:

你好亲爱的，感谢你有inreast我的小狗OK
我会想知道你有兴趣ok了小狗的品种

您也可以加我就通过下面这个链接的Facebook，让我们的沟通会更容易确定

https://www.facebook.com/Hupkingscaitlin1

感谢和等待

Hupkings

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:55 am

I wrote in Medieval Japanese and Google translated. Found that google translates wrongly. I hope I do confuse the lad.

Quote:

Congratulations weather and that nowadays more and more of your your health and prosperity.
Well, I see your message becomes Riki weather.
French bulldog male birth within a month or throne this? Weather I would want I will look photo.

Sato Lake Biwa

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:43 am

^^^ That's the way to keep a lad busy Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:54 am

My response, which mixes up four languages in only thirteen words, got a response: "I don't understand well?"

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:33 pm

Lad's response to my Samurai email was very hard to understand:0

Quote:

私は、Hupkingsケイトリンを呼び出しています
私の子犬は、完全な状態にある
両方の子犬が来る
彼らの最初のショットで、パスポート、マイクロチップの識別

ときれいな生活の保証書
によって承認された
獣医学的検査

利用可能な2つは、1男性と1女性の子犬が養子にある
あなたがしたいですか
男性または女性？
それら、または両方の？
あなたはどこにありますか？

についてもっと教えて！
自分やペット？
また、ここでは、顔の本に私を追加することができます
https://www.facebook.com/Hupkingscaitlin1
感謝と連絡を取り合う

If reverse Google Translate the lad's email, most likely easier to understand. But I pretend did not do this so not understanding what lad responds to me.

Quote:

I am calling the Hupkings Caitlin
Is my puppy, are in perfect condition
Puppy both come
In the first shot of their passport identification, the microchip

Guarantee of a clean life
It was approved by the
Veterinary inspection

The two available, some adopted puppy one female and one male
Do you want to
Male or female?
Or them, of both?
Where are you?

Tell me more about
Pet and yourself?
In addition, in this case, you can add me to face book
https://www.facebook.com/Hupkingscaitlin1
I stay in touch with thanks

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:07 pm

The sheeper is completely mixfused about geography. I told him I'm on the bay, and gave him my address in Maryland (state of the USA). He told me to go to a bank in Bahia (state of Brazil), open an account, and send the money, which is in euros, by WU to someone in Cameroon. This is after I told him I can't send by WU because I'm fishing. So I'm going to ask for the account number of this lad in Cameroon at the Brazilian bank.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:21 pm

Poking, still no answer...

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