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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed May 14, 2014 11:45 am |
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I'd been on yahoo chat as Cammy with a Western Union Lad and he thought payday was due. Nothing happened, so he opened chat once more, and I decided that Cammy would answer with words of one syllable.
Lad: Hellow
Me: Hi.
Lad: Do you got the email i sent to you yesterday?
Me: Yep.
Lad: So have you been able to send the fee
Me: Not yet.
Lad: What are you still waiting for,you know that this the only thing delaying you from picking up your fund
Me: I had things to do.
Lad: So are you sending the fee today?
Lad: You need to pick up your first payment today
Me: Why?
Lad: Once you send the fee today you can pick up your first payment today ok,
Lad: You have to try and make sure you send the fee today ok
Me: Why?
Me: Will it go stale?
Lad: You mean you dont have the fee
Me: No. I had things to do.
Me: Why are you such a nag?
Lad: So when are you going to send the fee since you dont have it now
Me: I do have it now.
Me: I had lots of things to do.
Me: You might have to wait.
Lad: Are you sending it today?
Me: I can't send it now - it's too late.
Lad: What is time in your Country now
Me: Why?
Lad: You said it is late in your Country
Me: Yes I did, and it is.
Me: Why such a fuss?
Lad: You have to try and make sure you send the fee very early tomorrow ok
Lad: Since it is late in your country
Me: Why such a fuss? You seem to be in such a tizz.
Lad: I don't get you
Me: You say I have to send the fee at once. Why are you in such a rush?
Lad: Because it is my job to transfer your fund to you and i have to start doing it as i was instructed by the Government of this country
Me: So?
Lad: I have to finish transferring your fund fund to you before we enter into another transaction ok
Me: Be kewl.
Lad: What
Me: Huh?
Lad: So when are you sending the fee?
Me: When I can.
Me: Is that all right?
Lad: You have to tell me when you can be able to send the fee so that i will contact my head office and let them know what is going on
Lad: You know that fee is $98 only
Me: I know.
Me: Just be kewl, like I said.
Lad: don't get you
Me: Huh?
Lad: You have to tell me when you can be able to send the fee so that i will contact my head office and let them know what is going on
Me: I know. You just have to be kewl.
Lad: I will be going to our head office today and i need to tell them what i conclude with you
Me: Sure. It's all good. Just be kewl. |
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Sat May 24, 2014 12:17 am |
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He's not kewl though. LMAO! |
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Some Buddy At Home
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 3069
Location: At Home
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Sat May 24, 2014 1:00 am |
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 They are pushy SOBes aren't they? You said it was late and he wants to know what time it is? Is he the authority on what late it? (For me late is 7:30pm, I am sure that's early to many.)
I am going to try the one word answers next time I am in chat with a lad. That will drive them nuts. I am also going to use the word "kewl" and when they as "what" I will write "huh?" That part of the chat cracked me up. |
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Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 1999
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Sat May 24, 2014 1:10 am |
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As usual, Cammy makes my head hurt.
Maybe it's because I'm pounding it on my desk.
But it feels so good when I stop. |
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