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oscarpiles
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| Stay away from chat, it will drives him bonkers!! |
Anything you can do to drive a Lad Bonkers is a good tactic such as you waiting for him to go idle. Gotta love it.
Personally I love Chatting with the Lads and making all their Dreams come true. The first one or two are theirs and then I simply change the rules, take Bank accounts and abuse them until they go on their not so Merry way.
Sure it may seem like Chats are rushing it but my Bobby/Jenny Bait has been going on forever and it has been 90% Chat. |
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Kitty La Gore
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OP, thank you - I will consider that as soon as current evening obligations lighten up a bit! For now, I'm still playing cat & mouse on chat, waiting until he just logs off and then I jump on & leave frantic chat messages.
argh u are on msngr but not answering. Your thing was green but u did not reply. i had a few min to chat. Mom is iffy so will head over there straigt after work today. glad u are ok but please make sure u get med help ok?
RL stuff going on, so I let him sit for a day or so.
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| how are you doing and how is your mum also? Hope you also ok dear |
More RL stuff, more stalling.
Tough nite. Mom holding on by a thred but still alive. So grateful for insurance paying all of her bills. she may not be around much longer  my hart is breaking.
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| I wish I was home to make you happy, you home now can you chat? |
Um, no. Let him sit another 8 hours.
Hi babe, another quick lunch note. Mom seems to be good 1 day and circling the drain the next. On top of that my car (really, her Mersedes-Benz) broke down again last night. it 7 years old so probably time for a new one. i don't think she would care if i got a new car so now i have to decide what i want. Mersedes are more money than i want to spend on a car and besides i am a BMW girl LOL. Today is a good day for mom.
honey i want to ask you a very important favor and U can say no but this would mean allot to me. when U get back to the states, will U come with me when i buy the car to make it look like i am married? U know how the car sales people here scam single women because we dont have husbands. if I have a man with me i no i will get a better deal. i would love it if u're able to come help talk to the sales guy when i buy the new car. i hope the old one holds out until then! it is getting fixed tomorrow so tonite i have 2 pick up a rental car.
please tell mw how your head is doing. did U need stitches? what did U're company say about it? are U staying in Dubia now or du U get to come home? I am still worring about U....
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You are doing such an awesome job with this one!  <-- at buying the car! |
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Kitty La Gore
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Wow. Mentioning a luxury car is an aphrodisiac!
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Hey babe,
I am always happy when I hear from you makes me so happy and loved, Am happy your mum is getting better, cant wait to meet her also would love to meet that woman that brought you to the world. Will be happy to go get the car with you, I drive a Benz also, I have a G-class and a C-class I am a Benz fan but also like BMW. Which BMW will you like to get? You are such a nice lady to me and I'm looking forward to that day i would get to see you face to face.But, just so you know, I thought I would tell you what I was looking for, and see what you think...All I am looking for is "TRUE LOVE," no Games, no Playing around, just want to find my soul mate in life...the one woman I connect with in every way...I do know very little about you, yet any man that does not treat you with respect, true love,genuine kindness and caring is absolutely a fool.True Love can be given without being shared, but a shared Love still allows for your special loved one to grow.To me, there is nothing more special than a shared Love. One that delights in our loved one's achievements, and growth as a person. One that has no jealousy, anger or mistrust. I believe when I have met the right person, we will believe so completely in each other, and Love each other so completely, that we will trust without hesitation as well....
I am a lovingly touchy person. I like to hold hands, hug and kiss when appropriate... I like open affection, but in good taste, not for affection sake. I love to look into my loved one's eyes, and often get accused of starring.But I stare at flowers too, they never complain that I could look at them from when the blossom until they fade away, I like being touched too. Held and having my hair played with.... I like simple things, not complications and overbearing...I want my soul mate to be my best friend, so I can always talk with her.Life is so short, why do people make it so complicated by wanting everything they see and forgetting that we are here to Love one another, not"bed as many as we can" and have nothing true and genuine when our time comes.... I believe it takes "a lot of time" to know someone, and when an actual "relationship" does start...I still believe intimacy should be saved until "you know" they are someone you want to be with. I look forward to reading your thoughts and comments, I just wanna feel love in my life again. i know you're ok with your life right now but will love to come into you life, And I have a hypothetical question for you. Lets say we were married and we stayed up late laughing and enjoying each others company while getting to know each other better. We end up making love most of the night and fall asleep without putting the alarm on to wake us up in time for work. When we do wake up in the morning, we're not late , but we need to hurry up and get ready. Would you take a shower with me to save time or would that be to embarrassing for you? Or Maybe you would want to shower alone, just thought I would ask as it was something that was on my mind and I was interested in how you feel about something like this.as I am awaiting your answer. |
Hi babe,
U're so cute when you write notes like this. I love showers with friends and with benefits. we would for sure have a golden moment like that, and U would receive allot from me there. i am thinking allot to about when a relationship starts to!!! liek we are on the same wavelenth on this. it has been a long time since i was in one and i have fortottend those feelings but they are stirring up again. Yes i am ok with life but distracted with mom. Do you likeyour hair pulled? I no some guys get off on that. I would love to grab yours if it makes U happy. i wanna feel love too down to my Z spot. do U snore? because i have been told sometiems i snore but it is cute and sound like a poodle.
U have not asked at all about the special news. Do U remember what i was going 2 tell U about? this is a test 2 see if U're head is ok or if U are experiencing problems since U got hit.
i am stuck on the color of the car i want, but still not sure what kind. your fave color is blue so maybe i will buy a blue car. i have to pick up the car tonight when it is fixed. i hate driving old cars. so which is your favorite the M or the BM? i still dont no if i can afford a new one or not. have 2 wait 2 see how mom does.
so much happening. when it all clams down i will tell U more. sorry i am not around much.
xoxo
establishing that she is ditzy...
i am so bad at reading these days, so much going on.
Just realized you have two Bens, not a bens and mersedes. LOL! ignore that question about which U liek better. |
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Some Buddy At Home
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Fri May 23, 2014 9:39 pm |
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Kitty La Gore
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Lol what is it that you wanted to tell me? Would love to hear your voice am sure it would drive me crazy  I think about you a lot even haven't seen you yet. Can't wait to meet you. So tell what you have missed in your man |
ok, so dont totally freak out or anything becaues i didnt really say a lot to Char but the other day we were talking about baby names and she knows it is a boy and i said 'what about the name Brian?' and she got all excited and said it was a really nice name and she does not no anyone by the name of Brian so the name is not tainted by some guy being a jerk in her life with the name of Brian. I think she actually decided on that name!!!!!
it will be our secret ok? but then when U come back home U will probably have a sweet little baby boy named after U!
U can't say a word to Char ever becoz if she ever thinks she name her boy after a real live man somewhere she will FREAK OUT.
Gail said i need a girls night out so she an i went to dinner and then back to her place to sit in her hot tub and drink some really good wine. She gos to Cali allot and picks up that amazing Gallo wine there. OMG i no you have had Gallo for sure since everyone on the west has had it at least once in our lives but wow it is so great to drink and so refined and high classy. When U're home we will drink lots of Gallo Wine and eat Vudu donuts. k it is late here so i am singing off now. xoxoxoxoxoxo
For those not in the know, on the West coast of the US, Gallo has the reputation of being just slightly lower on the class scale than Two Buck Chuck. It is also known as an adequate wine to cook with. Not that I'm trying to start an argument or anything....
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| Please when you wake I would love to chat so can you buzz me on yahoo messenger ok... And am happy you having a great time with your friends... But when I come back home am going to steal you away from them... Did you get my card I sent to you? |
Um... yeah. Got the card at the wrong email address so I am pointedly ignoring it. And... seriously? did you not READ that my best friend is naming her child after you? NO CHAT FOR YOU. Lad must have used the wait time to review his email because a few hours later I get
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| ---So nice I have someone with same name already but hope she won't suspect when she meets me ?---------------- |
I will ignore the request to chat - too much going on in RL today.
just smile that cute smile of U'rs and Char will forget all about suspecting U!
got the car back and it is still making stupid noises. I am really bad with cars and tecnology (LOL can U tell??? haha) and i dont no if i did something bad with the car liek maybe i left the emergency break on all the way driving home or something. it is moms' car so i am still getting used to it. My old car broke down because i forgot to get oil in it so it through a rod or something liek that. It was old to, maybe 8 yrs. that was 3 moths ago my car broke and i have driven the mersedes since then since mom wasnt using it. my old car was my moms old Lexus she gave me when she got her new car, so in my garage is a broken old Lexus and a old Mer that makes bad noises.
this is what U're getting in to babe. i am a woman who cant figure out tecnology or cars and so i tend to brake them. I no, our generation is supposed to be so good at this, right? yeah. no. i suck.
Gail and me are heading out today to drive 2 the coast. She says i need a brake from all the stress, plus she drives a convertable so we are doing the Themla and Louis thing today haha.
U need 2 tell me how ur head is doing. U didn't pass my test #sadface
Starting to get a fever for hashtags with this one. I think he needs to learn to use them "appropriately". Thoughts? |
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Really great work-I can hear his frustration boiling over! |
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Kitty La Gore
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BUZZ!!!
k: hay babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUZZ!!!
k: Uthere???
k: hellllloooooooooooooooooo~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUZZ!!!
k:
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
k: OMG this thing SUCKS i nbever find u online Evah
BUZZ!!!
k: i like the emotiions
k: you wil l never gess where i ammmmmm
BUZZ!!!
k: arg u are never here. i am going to leave now Gail wants 2 grav some more wine we jhave drank a gollan of Gallo i thingk
BUZZ!!!
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k: hahahahaha that was suppos to be 3 parties not 2 parties and one shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BUZZ!!!
k: babe this hsat thing is carap
k: u ar nrever here
k: this why i dont like shart
k: shar
k: shat
k: crap 2 much gallo
k: need 2 eat an soke it up
k: gail wans to go now
k: bye
k: email me kk? we do better at cmonunicating there
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
k: buzz is funny makes the whole room feel like jumping around
k: dizzy tho
k: kk bye
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Kitty La Gore
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Starting to wonder if the lad on chat is failing to communicate with the lad on email...
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| Good morning dear how was your night? What is your plan for the day |
Where were U? no way i can make plans yet but Gail siad once we are up 2 it we will drive more. now we are drinking soda and hoping our heads do not hurt.
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| I was thinking when I get home you can drive my car don't have any problem with that. If you don't mind and also been asking for your number tired of this mail and waiting for reply. I will send you a mail and wait for hours for reply. I will prefer instant reply it's weekend or are you scared of talking to me? |
hon if u called me now, Gail will pick up and yell at U. She is really pissed at U and i'm kind of mad too. U keep saying 2 yahoo shat but every time i go on there U are not there. we are on a road trip. i dont no if i can wait that long before i get my car. Gail said her cousin can go with me. i am not scared to talk but i dont want a big phone bill and dubia is far away. i dont have unlimmited talk on my #oldass phone its an old plan and old phone. if U are a gentleman U will #respect that. we have another month i think? before we meet and email is good because i get 2 know you better. the Malasyan guy kept wanting me 2 send phone and txtand shat and i said no, then he had 2 go to some other country for work. i seem to attract men who travel #sucks2bme but U guys keep doing that phone and shat thing and it feels weird when i have not seen U in person yet. did not realize U get weekends off when u are on a contract?
we are leaving the hotel now and heading out. i will get the laptop out at the next hotel 2nite. we are trying 2 get 2 the gallo tasting room 2 drink it fresh!!!! Gail says it is hair of the dog time. #LOL |
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The poor lad must be wasting a huge amount of his cafe time just to figure out what your character said first before even drafting a reply. Marvelous! |
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Some Buddy At Home
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Love the drunk "shat" and #tags. Great job and you know this guy is so frustrated by not being able to put pressure on you. My gosh he writes an email and has to wait hours for a reply? Geez, impatient little bugger. A gentleman never rushes or pushes a lady. 
He must be young and not remember a time when you called someone and there was no voicemail or answering machine. Just endless ringing of the phone. Or the phone ringing and not knowing who is on the other end, because there was no caller ID. He has no clue of an avocado green rotary dial phone. Kids today... |
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Kitty La Gore
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Tue May 27, 2014 3:36 pm |
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U didn't show up 2 shat last nite. your thingy was on but U didn't answer after all the times you keep wanting 2 go on shat. Gail sayys U are #stingingMeAlong. I try shatting with you but U didn't show or answer me #sadface #dissapoint
we had the most amazing food 2day - sweet duckling !! OK i want u to write me a short pome about how wonderful Duckling is then i will forgive U for not being on shat.
just cheked in 2 hotel, now off 2 do more wine tasing at gallo before they close then dinner. write me the pome ok?
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| Sorry guess I must have been asleep and also didn't get any message though. Would find time to write you the poem don't have lot of time right now I have lot of work to do right now my dear.. Work resume fully this week and I am going to have lot of work to do... If you want Gail's brother to help you no problem just that I know more about cars so I can advise you on which is better but if you can't wait then Gail's brother can help you... How is the hotel like? Mine makes me want you beside me right now... Would love to kiss you right now dying to taste your lips |
Saturday night drunk email:
Hi! OH MY GOD gallo wine is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k see U are working hard so shar is not a good opoitino anyay. Gail doesn nor have a brother?? or U mean cuz? iam so tipsiy from gallo right now.
sriously would love a pome on how great duckling sreriously u need 2 write it 4 me.
gail wannts 2 pore more gallo
hope i feel OK 2mrrow. SO MUCH FUN 2DAY WE WENT 2 GALLO IT LIEK THE HOLY GRALE OF WINE. U WILL LOVE IT WE WILl go there when U are hone in washinton.'
lol par tay bay beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Good morning my love
How was your night hope you had a lovely night rest... Just thinking of you and was just thinking me and you alone in that hotel would have been a very lovely one . Hope you ok |
Another drive-by chat
Me: <ding>
Me: hello
Me: u still not there?
Me: leaving hotel
Me: <ding>
Me: remember what i askef 4
Me: send me ok?
Me: <ding>
Me: have a gret day!!
Me: we r gonig 2 drive home now
Me: <ding>
Me: <
Me: see u never here
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Oh yeah baby, taste that frustration!
hi gail and me are not feeling to good rite now, 2 much gallo and we have 2 drive home 2night.
baby i got druuuuuuunk yesterday but omg what a great road trip!!!!!!!!!
i dream about U last night it was a very sweet and tender dream. There was a duckling in the dream 2. now i no it is fate, U have 2 write the pome 2 finish the dream ok? make it a short pome, that is OK.
gail said her cousin wrote a sweet pome for his wife. she forwar it to me and i will send it 2 u.
we have 2 check out of the hotel now. we stay at the embassy suites every time we travel somewhere. it's really nice. ok gotta leave. driving up the coast 2day, and we will hit Portland by late afternoon so we are going 2 Powells and then the perl dis for din. probably hang out there 4 a bit an see more of Gails fam.
xoxo
Let him sit for a day to think about it, and I get another online card at my yahoo addy, which I do not open as I have not acknowledged that I know that addy even exists.
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| Where are you now? Been thinking about you all day wish I was with you right now... So I missed out of the fun can't wait to get wasted with you. Would send you the poem just have a lot of woke am doing right now.... So tell me more about the dream.... |
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Kitty La Gore
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Duckling, this is for you!
Sadly, it is not an original trophy but rather a copy paste job, but I think it's a rather fitting token of thanks for being such a great mentor and daring to venture into the love shack!
Enjoy!
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From Br14n:
The duckling lies breathless on the kitchen table,
as I prepare to perform my passion.
first, I marinated her breasts
in a fusion of lime juice and coconut oil,
then massage them gently with tamarind cream.
Her soft flesh felt like silly putty in my hands.
She was on heat in a minute or so.
One half hour works,
now she is stir up and moist
Her thighs were beautifully browned.
I varnished them with a feather dipped in honey.
I taste her,
She melts inside my mouth.
I dampened the flame.
The wine is on ice,
the table is spread.
I can’t wait for her to come!
Twas the first time
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Some Buddy At Home
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I think it should be your mission to get a Duckling poem. He's busy working? If sitting in an internet café scamming people is "work" then yeah, I am sure he is busy.
Love you drunk mails. I am so glad I didn't have internet when I was in my early 20's (well, I did but it was limited community - I think prodigy? compu-serve?) as I could only imagine the emails I would have sent after tossing back a few. |
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Some Buddy At Home
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Just read the "pome" and I have to say it's quite disturbing.  |
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Kitty La Gore
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@SBAH, I actually googled poems about ducks, and saw that one after I made the request and had a personal bet on whether he'd pick it. I really was hoping for something more original, but I'm glad he spent the time sorting through all the poems out there. But this one does show a higher level of ability than some of the other lads out there. I'll have to find more uses for that.
He wants me to send a poem as well. I have to say I worked on a couple versions of poetry based on my favorite naughty limerick about a Man Named McSweeney, but I don't want to give him any feul that could be used in the future, so I think I shall scan a very large calligraphic poem from the 14th century at high resolution and let him wade through a 250+ mb file.
I'm going to focus my efforts on a very disturbing dream to report to him. I think he shall be in full drag and holding a small poodle in my dream. |
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Some Buddy At Home
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^^^^ Small poodle.
Send him something by Dante... |
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Kitty La Gore
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Honey,
I love every little thing about you, your magical eyes, and your sense of humor. I love your gentleness and mostly your caring heart,cause that's all I've been imagine in my head ever since we;ve been talking. Can;t wait until when I’m by your side so I can feel them in person. I can't stop thinking about you when we are apart. I need you by my side. You complete me. You mean the world to me. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. You are the one I've always wished for. I never thought that I would ever meet someone as special as you. I love each and every moment I share with you..Just hope you feel the same way with me and also are you home now?
Love always,
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Some reward for googling & copying & pasting, tho it would have been more rambunctious if the poem were original.
omg U have won my hart today my love. U're amazing!!!!
Baby i am coming back to a lot happening at work that didnt get done over the holiday weekend but i promise i will catch up tonite and send you the dream and Gails cousin poem. wow, you have curled my toes baby!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
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| Baby how are you doing babe? Am here thinking about you and just can't wait to be with you my dear... Would be expecting to see your message babe.... Hope you have a lovely day at work today |
Decided to tell him about the dream before I send the very lengthy poem. @SBAH I love the Dante idea!! I have access to quite a few calligraphy books at work & will find one that is very suitable...
This dream was inspired by Dr. Frank N. Furter of the Rocky Horror Picture Show:
Hi sexy,
i tought of U all day today. i have 2 tell you about the dream. U were wearing leather (i no, sexy right?) and it was wrapped kind of liek a vest around u're chest with straps and leather on u're arms. U had cowboy type of pants on to but very dark leather and tight and amazin boots. i could not keep my eyes off u. U're hair was wavy which is funny cuz i think it is more straight rite? U were in a shadow in my dream laying on a large red couch that looked almost like lips. i wanted to make a man out of you right then and there. very #sexual dream baby. i woke up with a weird craving for popcorn. Couldn't stop thinking about u in that red couch all day.
i am going 2 see mom tonite but i owe u some emails. i waill ask Gail 2 send me that pome in a froward. i #suck# at tecknology baby so not sure if i will do it rite but i will try. it was a lovely pome he wrote with a special pen and we saw it at their hourse last week.
wow that pome about the duckling was good. Baby U have incredile talent. sometime i will have u write about my favorite #awesomesauce which is #ginger, but i don't want 2 bug U too much to write me so many pomes event if ginger and duckling are too awesome 4 words.
wish me luck with mom. i am trying 2 teach her signing so we can talk better.
would love to hear how the job is going. i can't picture in my head where U are other than interweb potos but i keep thinking U are on floating island thingies out there in dubia.
xoxoxo my sweet i look forward 2 getting 2 know U furter |
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Ginger Lee
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Joined: 19 Mar 2012
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Wed May 28, 2014 12:50 am |
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I'm going to have to start a lad de-education dictionary based on your baits. It's #awesomesauce fer sure!
Thanks for the shout. Looking forward to your lad's next pome on the interwebs! |
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Duckling
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Wed May 28, 2014 4:27 am |
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Duckling, this is for you!
Sadly, it is not an original trophy but rather a copy paste job, but I think it's a rather fitting token of thanks for being such a great mentor and daring to venture into the love shack!
Enjoy! |
I...I think I have something in my eye...just a moment I...think I need to go take it out...I...I...thank you...
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rozzelle
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Wed May 28, 2014 4:44 am |
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You are Good! I love how you get him on the chat , his frustration is palpable!! He is concerned that you are still on with the Malay Man!! Or the thought that Malay man could ask for your money before he does!! Freakish how they get robbed ect. but their bankers do not help them out! Wonder what he would say if you told him Malay man had an accident and asked you for $$?. Great job!! |
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Kitty La Gore
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@rozzelle, great idea! Mulling that one over...!  |
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Capone
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The de-education tactic is really effective-he's going to have to take the time to actually read your emails! |
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Some Buddy At Home
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Reading this bait is the highlight of my morning. The hashtags get me every time! Love how you worked Ginger into it. Ginger is #awesomesauce and #mycupoftea! |
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