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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:28 am

A bunch of us have been baiting Stanley, see the below link:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=242455

Anyway--I was getting bored with him and his whining. So I decided to kill off my mother (she really is dead), but that was last year. But this death and funeral was this weekend. Anyway--it seems I came into a $12 million inheritance and Stanley had mentioned oil somewhere earlier in our exchanges. So I asked him to be partners, and when I arrive there, we will open a bank account and transfer my $12 million into it, and he can access it to pay expenses and costs of the business. Needless to say--he is drooling over that money.

I also kept in touch with bware419ers and has happily agreed to be my sister, who also received a large inheritance and as well. And she is interested in investing. Well, Stanley put me in contact with his “CEO friend” who I think is really Stanley. It’s the same writing style.

I and my sister--whose character is Charlie--have applied for our visas and can’t wait to get there. My hope and plan is that the visas will be denied and we will have to go the S1mba Safari Camp in Benin instead and ask Stanley to meet us there. I will need to get a hold of TM and his cohorts in crime to make that happen. So I am delaying that part of it for now. If that doesn't work--then a wasted airport trip or a different safari for the asshole.

I had asked Stanley about personal info, and he says how he wants to marry an beautiful African woman, but would be my sister be interested?

I’ll let Charlie (bware419ers) decide on that route.

This is still very early, but here are some of the exchanges. I won’t bore you with the condolences and crap like that, as that was a dozen emails. Let’s just say my mother died, I am going to receive a ton of money, and I asked him about investing. We will start there.
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Me to Stanley:

Quote:

Stanley--yes, the funeral is over. Thank you very much for asking. I think it was a bit rude the way you asked, but I'm guessing it was impatience and not acting like a jerk.

You won't believe this--the lawyer for her estate called me, and even though the will reading is tomorrow, he clued me in to the fact that she has left me a $12 million inheritance. 12 million freaking dollars!

I'm thinking of just investing with you in the oil business. If you are willing I can fly over there, open a bank account in Nigeria, and have the money wired there.

Then we can make a business arrangement--and I can put your name on the account so you can withdraw money for expenses and stuff like that.

What do you think?

T. Rex

Stanley:

Quote:

Hello,

That will be a great idea and trust me you will be glad you invested in the oil business I told you

So how soon can you come down so i'll speak to the C.E.O of the oil company and have a phone meeting amongst you to so you guys can get acquinted better and make preparations for your coming over hopefully by the end of this week

Reply

Regards

I will skip a few boring emails. But we’ll pick up again:

Quote:

Hello,

I just got off a discussion with the CEO and he was so glad to hear about you coming into the country next week.. Also I have forwarded your email to him and he'll be sending you the oil firm proposal to make things formal and also filling you in a little so you'll know that for real you are about becoming a billionaire cause investing with such amount of money your profit will sky rocket.

However please expect the email and proposal from the CEO and also start preparing yourself to come into the country next week as agreed. The CEO has also promised to take you around and show you things for your great comfort in this business proposal

I guess I should be expecting you next week right?

Me:

Quote:

Stanley--that is great news, my friend! I am so excited.

I'm not too sure about next week, though buddy. I don't think the check from the insurance company will arrive until next Thursday or so. And the lawyer has to liquidate assets and stuff.

Oh-I've got even better news. My sister wants to invest as well. She is younger and wasn't left that much, but she has close to two million dollars. She wants to get involved. I've told her all about you and she thinks this is a lifetime dream.

I reallyl think my mother would have wanted us to do this. And I think it's God's will that I have met you and everything. I think it was meant to be. What do you think?

Hey--I don't think I ever asked you or not--but do you have family? Are you married. Have kids?

Please get back to me.

T. Rex

Stanley:

Quote:

Hello,

Am so happy to read about your email on how your sister wants to also involve in the business.

i have a quick suggestion and proposal cause the market for the oil is very open now for investors so i was thinking if you can prepare your sister and have her come in by Monday or Tuesday next week to secure so investing space for you guys cause i have spoken to the CEO and he is very happy to do the business with you guys also giving you guys a great hospitality during your stay..

So i think you should send your sister across to start up quickly while you prepare every other issues with the finance before coming by then your sister must have seen to quite some things and you guys will be one of the biggest investors in it which is what i am wanting for you

Well i am a young man who God blesses at a tender age and i am in business big time...I am thinking of getting married to one of the beautiful African ladies here or do you want me to get married to your sister? LOL

The CEO also promised to take you to some villages to see things in the African Style which is so lovely.

SO Rex i think you should have your ready to start coming next week and start up things while you sort out the finance

Has the CEO mailed you yet?

Reply

Regards

Me:

Quote:

Hey Stanley

I have not heard from the CEO as of yet. It's possible he is very busy and hasn't had the time.

So far as traveling, first things first. We need to get our Visa's okayed, which I and my sister have applied for. We have a friend, and he says he can get them fast-tracked.

I honestly can't see either one of us traveling until late next week or early the following week.

So far as marriage--you'll have to leave that up to my sister LOL

And I would really love to see the villages. In fact, I am thinking of buying a small house there, since I will probably end up traveling quite a bit back and forth due to the oil business.

I'm sure you and your CEO would have some wonderful suggestions.

I will email you later, as I have a bunch of things to do.

Thanks again, Stanley.

T. Rex

I then had a few more boring email exchanges and filled in Charlie (beware419ers).

Finally the “CEO” contacted me:

Quote:

Greetings Mr. Rex Ryan
I am CHUKWUEM3KA ABRAHAM NNAH the CEO of L1VINGSPR1NG PQ OIL AND GAS LIMI1TED NIGER1A. My very good friend Mr. Stanley Shawn has told me a lot about you and your interest to invest in my OIL AND GAS firm here in Nigeria. Over the years Mr. Shawn has been a very good friend of mine and he is a very good and trustworthy individual. I believe we'll have a great business relationship together as i will make all provisions ready for your coming into the country and also show you around for you to see how things are being done and going in the oil sector.
He also made me to understand your sisters interest in the investment i'll have the proposals ready in less than 24hours and get back to you so we can set business going.
I am a very busy man but i will take you with utmost priority feel free to mail me anytime and i'll respond to your emails.
Thank You my friend.
Sincerely
CHUKWU3MEKA ABRAHAM NNAH CEO, L1VINGSPRING PQ O1L AND GAS LIMIT3D NIGERIA

I basically thanked him and crap.
After more small emails, I sent him this:

Quote:

Hey Stanley

Yeah--I'm afraid I really can't do anything until we get our visas.

And I'll definitely be creating a new bank account over there. As I emailed you the other night--I'd like to have you as a partner, and have your name on the account so you can write checks for any expenditures and costs that may come up. I mean, I can't live in Nigeria forever. Just a few months a year.

I'm not sure what Charlie has in mind, as this was a sudden decision, if you think about it. But she is definitely interested.

I've told her as much as I know about you, and she thinks you seem like a pretty nice guy. Hey--I'm not trying to fix you up or anything, so don't get your hopes up.

Have you emailed her yet and introduced yourself? I think I sent her email address earlier this morning. I think you should contact her, as I think she has this hang-up that if she contacts a guy first she comes across as being too forward. Do you know what I mean? I already told her you'd probably be emailing soon.

If you want to make a good impression, maybe a recent photo of yourself? Better yet--take a selfie with your phone or something. And maybe hold up up a card with "Hi Charlie" on it? That way she'll know it's you.

Oh--lest I forget--when I come over, do you need anything? iPads or anything? I can probably get them cheaper here than you can get over there. Or maybe one of those new Mac laptops?

Let me know.

And thanks for all your help, Stanley. I'm really looking forward to seeing you and Mr Naah (the CEO). How do you pronounce his name. His first and middle name are tongue twisters.

Are you going to be available Friday night so I can call you. I have no plans for Friday night at all, so I can definitely call you then.

T. Rex

I have no idea what bware419ers is going to do--that is open and up to bware419ers.

Hopefull this will go somewhere.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:29 am

Oh this is going to be good! I am looking forward to more posts. TM and crew always have such a good time with their safaris and are always so great about helping others achieve their safaris too.

I always like reading your posts, so I am excited about this one. I can only imagine what's going to happen with bware involved! Wink

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:51 am

^^Thanks. I have a feeling that bware and myself will have a good time with Stanley. He definitely deserves our attention:) bware has already made his life miserable, and this will be icing on the cake. Or the coup de grace (or whatever the hell it is).

And TM and his crew are the best. My hope is to get them involved, but that's a hope right now.

I'll probably call Stanley tomorow night and hook him even further.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 3:15 am

I hope you can get Stanley to safari. I am baiting him, too, and he does get rather tedious with his whining. I'd love to see him end up stranded somewhere "nice." Laughing

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 11:00 am

^^I'm keeping my fingers crossed. We really hit it off when we talked on the phone, and I think he totally believes in my character.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 12:57 pm

I think you need to instill a code phrase to be used on all of your messages.

710-77345

We used to put it in the TI-30 and upside down it reads SheLL-OIL.

Wink

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:16 pm

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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 2:06 pm

370H55V

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 4:10 pm

Stan finally contacted Charlie.

Quote:

HI,

AM STANLEY A FRIEND TO REX WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW I AM HELPING HIM TO INVEST IN A GREAT OIL BUSINESS AND HE SAID YOU ARE INTERESTED.

SO SORRY I HAVE NOT MAILED YOU

I WILL LIKE YOU TO TELL ME HOW INTERESTED YOU ARE I THE BUSINESS AND ALSO HOW YOU INTENT TO HANDEL THE INVESTMENT AND THE AMOUNT SO I CAN INTRODUCE YOUR PROPOSAL TO THE CEO OF THE OIL FIRM JUST LIKE I DID FOR THAT OF YOUR BROTHER REX

REPLY

REGARDS

Quote:

Hello! Should I call you or ? Rex told me all about the investment potential and as they said in my Econ 312 class, it's all about supply and demand right and they told me oil is a limited resource. It makes sense to take my part of the money and invest it then I can just live off the income for the rest of my life right?? I don't really know how it works, so maybe you could it explain it to me cuz I don't think Rex knows either but I'll bet we pay now and then make a bunch of money every time the oil is sold. Is that right? Like everytime I get my oil changed, I'm basically paying the money right back to me! Am I right? I would like to know as much as possible before we travel there but we have applied for visas!

Nice 2 meet u!
Charlie

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 5:44 pm

^^^ ha ha! Can't wait to see his explanation on how investments work. Razz

bware wrote:

370H55V

That's a good one.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 5:57 pm

Quote:

Hello,

Am so glad to hear from you and also about your interest in the investment of the oil

However the way it works is that you invest your money in the oil firm and it will be used for oil businesses in and outside the country and you will be having your income as one of the investors, the CEO of the oil firm will be in a position to show you how it all goes and also how profitable it is and I can assure you that you'll forever have me to thank for introducing you to this business

YES I told your brother that you both should apply for a visa in a way that you are going for a vacation or a tourist.. That should be a 2weeks visa or 3weeks with this period of time we can get better acquainted in the business investing and also have all legal documents signed and agreement signed

Then you return back and the oil firm sends you a proper invitation which you will process and come into the country for months and follow up on the oil investing process.

Please i'll need some data from you so I can have it shown to the CEO of the firm for proper identification with you, I have sent that of your brother to him and they now communicate via emails

I'll need the below

Full name, Full Address, Age, Sex, Phone number.

Reply

regards

I love that lads do not know Visa requirements. The business visa would have been easier for him.

Hey! You still haven't told me if I should call u Stan or Shawn. That's kinda important if we're gonna be n business together right?

The investment sounds good. I will look forward to finding out more. If I invest $1 million, how much do you think I could make and how soon?

Ok. I went to the International Exchange Student center to get some info. They helped me when I did the whole foreign exchange student thing a couple times. God! That was fun! ANyway, they said to get the tourist visas, we would need the following:

For the tourist visa, they have said I need:
A signed letter of invitation from sponsor (either host company or individual) in Nigeria explaining the relationship to the applicant and the purpose of travel to Nigeria. In addition, the letter must indicate the length of stay, place of stay, and contact information, assumption of full immigration responsibilities.
A copy of the Nigerian hosts passport must be submitted.
Copies of the Nigerian host's resident permits and the information page of their passports must be included.

Since we are on a time crunch, can you have them get it to me really quickly?

Here is the info you needed from me:
Full name: Charlene XXX
Full Address: 795 XXXX Apt. C3
<snip>, VA
Age: 24
Sex: You're silly.
Phone: XXX but be careful because my minutes are almost up for the month.

I also attached a pic of myself. Can u do the same? I like to put a name with a face. Cool?

Charlie.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 7:28 pm

Love is in the air.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 8:16 pm

The air is stale:

Quote:

Hello

Charlie am a very busy Man with lots of jobs am taking care of we'll get better acquainted when you successfully arrive Nigeria to invest in a life time business which will generate loads of money for you

I'll get back to you soonest

Regards

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 9:28 pm

Great emails bwares.
I sent him this about an hour ago (pretty boring stuff), in regards to the progress of the lawyer in charge of our deceased mother's estate:

Quote:

Hey Stanley

That sounds like a good idea. I will try for a tourist visa. I just hope I don't get into trouble if they find out it was actually business. I'd hate to end up in jail or something.

I will be seeing the lawyer Tuesday more than likely. This is a long weekend and Monday is a holiday. The lawyer is starting his vacation Friday, to make it a four day weekend.

I'm still waiting for some of the life insurance checks as well.

Has Charlie been in contact with you yet?

T. Rex

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:19 pm

I had a very nice talk with Stanley tonight (almost 20 minutes).

I’m trying to get pics of possible properties to purchase, and later in the call, I said how I had never seen the Landrover vehicle he wanted. He suddenly got excited to send me pics of that. And he will of the Jeep as well. He was almost in shock when I said I never saw a land rover Smile

(I’ve seen lots of ‘em by the way).

At the end I pushed him towards contacting Charlie ASAP as I had told Stanley earlier in the call that she’s a party animal and loves to dance and do karaoke.

I think I have the son-of-a-bitch totally hooked.

But to be honest--I’m fumbling my way through this as I didn’t expect this to happen.

Hopefully beware419ers and myself can pull this off, and hopefully get with TM and the others to do a safari. That will be the hard part. I’ve got Stanley hooked and I think bware419ers has him hooked (and she did it with only two emails) (plus my calls and emails alluding to Charlie being a party animaal). I know he wants to get in her pants (sorry beware419ers for saying that). He even thanked me for giving him the “tip.”

Enjoy the call if you care to listen. I must admit, I enjoy talking to Stanley as I can understand him Smile

p.s.: beware419ers: Expect some wooing from Stanley courtesy of me at the end of the call. You better put on your dancing shoes and pick up the mic at the karaoke bar.

I’m having doubts about the pics as Stanley is well-known (in the other thread) about not taking pics. He may send some this time.

Hopefully bware419ers can get a few personal ones Wink

Oh--here’s the call:

>>>>Stanley03.mp3<<<<

EDIT: Just sent this email:

Quote:

Hey Stanley

It was great talking to you tonight. I really enjoyed it. I hope you take my advice and email Charlie about the clubbing. I'm sure she'd love it.

I would really love to see a pic of that Landrover you were talking about. I've only seen one or two in my life, and they are old ones. I've heard they are pretty sharp but that reliability is so-so. What do you think?

Anyway--if that's what you want, you got it my friend. As you said, the roads in Nigeria are not that great, and I'm sure you'll be doing a lot of driving to conduct business. And that's one reason I wanted a Jeep Wrangler.

Hey--do me a favor. Can you have the CEO drop me a few lines in an email just so we can keep in touch. I haven't heard from him in a while.

Enjoy your weekend, partner!

T. Rex

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

I love that call, he's so well hooked! I love that he's looking for property and vehicles already! Very Happy

One thing to think about,,, with all the harassment he's been getting from different baiters over the past 4 months... I wouldn't be surprised if someone has already mentioned the S@fari Hotels. I don't think I ever tried it, but I bet someone has... just a thought, I'd hate to see him twig because a joker had already mentioned the S@fari Hotels. Good luck guys! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 6:14 am

^^^I don't believe it was ever mentioned.

Quote:

Am so sorry for the late response, i've been quite busy making sure that you and your brother comes into Nigeria and invest in this great oil business also making sure your stay is a fun filled one and comfortable.

I'll be having a meeting with the CEO of the oil firm tomorrow and i'll get back to you after the discussion to let you know the outcome.

However I guess you love partying cause i'll take you to some nice clubs here after the whole business investing transaction to easy off a little bit.

Hey Stanley! What's up? What kind of music do they play in the clubs there? Can't wait to hear!

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 1:58 pm

@Mr. Labowski: We will keep that in mind. As beware419ers said, we don't believe it's been mentioned yet.

Anyway, when we do spring it on him, I'm thinking it will be at the last minute.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 6:38 pm

Quote:

Hello,

The kind of music they play in the clubs over here are hip-hop and great party music am sure you'll love them

Will email you after our discussion with the CEO today

Reply

Regards

Stanley,
Sorry for replying after so long. It was a rough night last night (but fun). The whole death thing is kinda messed up, and I have to admit I'm probably drinking a bit too much so don't tell Rex. BTW, I love Hip Hop. Do you like the new MJ and JT song? What about Jay Z? Pharrell is overplayed and done-o, though. Jaysus, if I never hear that song again, it will be too soon. How about Eminem? You know what song I love to dance to? "What Does the Fox Say?" It's kind of a guilty pleasure.

Sorry, I got off track. My brain cells are arguing with each other. Down to business. I have not heard from the CEO. Will they be providing the invitation letter for the tourist visa or is that you? I hate to be a pain but even before getting the check, the money is burning a hole in my purse and it's best if I get it invested right away so I can make money from it and not spend it. Let me know what's going on, okay?

Have a great weekend and don't forget the troops Monday!

Charlie

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 7:41 pm

He definitely can't wait to dance with you!

Stanley sent me some pics of the Land Rover he wants. He didn't take the pics himself though. It looks like he went to the dealer's website and downloaded them. But he did copy and paste the invoice (i.e., the standard features and the extras. I asked him for a pic of him in it:

Quote:

Stanley--Wow--it looks very nice. Did you go to the dealer or go to their website? I think you should test drive and send me a pic of your smiling face behind the wheel.

I want to see what you look like sitting in that dream machine. I mean, that thing is beautiful, with a capital B.

T. Rex

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

I'm excited about this one guys Very Happy

!

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 8:39 pm

^^I gotta admit, so am I. I didn't expect him to really hook him. I guess the "death" of my mother had something to do with it. And then I thought to tell him I was left a ton of money and wanted to invest with him. And that was it.

I've had a few lads I've kept for a long time and believed in my character, but nothing like Stanley. He's definitely a keeper. And I think with bware419er on board, she will have him wrapped around her little finger.

Here are some of the pics of the Land Rover he wants. I reduced the sizes. He did email me and said he went to the dealer website and got them from there. And it was the model he wanted and that it was in stock. He won't go for a test drive until I arrive. So I asked him to take a selfie on his cell phone of himself so I at least know what he looks like. He's always sent me fake photos in the past of some white guy--and there is no way he's a white guy.

(NOTE: I whited out the dealer name, web address, and phone number):

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 9:15 pm

Stanley is still hemming and hawing on the damn selfie. Does anyone know what he really looks like?

Oh--he’s having a very stressful weekend. I’m inclined to think it’s because the baiters in the other thread have him running in circles. Laughing

Here’s his email to me:

Quote:

Hello,

I'll try and see to the picture issue soonest

Am not really a picture kind of person that is a habit I need to work on soonest, but never to worry you'll see me enough when you arrive over here.

For now I have loads of work and it's stressing me out daily cause I have to always put things in place

However never to worry you'll get the best of everything soon

My weekend is just stressful with me making so many enquiries and work as well just to put things in place for you and your sister

I will mail you soonest with an update of the meeting i'll conclude with the CEO

I replied:

Quote:

Thanks Stanley. I'm not one for picture taking, either. During family gatherings, I hate it when my niece takes my picture. My brother used to take videos and I wanted to slap the shit out of him.

And besides--I'm sure Charlie would love to see a pic of you. After all, you two will be going clubbing and dancing and stuff.

I'm sorry you are so stressed at work. Are you dealing with difficult clients or something? Deadlines that you can't meet?

It shouldn't be that hard to take a selfie with your cell phone. Didn't Charlie send you a picture of herself? You could at least return the favor.

After all, we're going to be billionaires once this oil deal goes through. You'll be able to buy seven Land Rovers--one for every day of the week.

How are you making out on the properties? If you don't have time, can you have a friend or business associate do some research and send me some pics of some nice houses. As I said, I probably need a four-bedroom house, with kitchen, living room, dining room, etc.

And you did say we could hire security for the place right? I'm thinking four or five security personnel? And possbily a groundskeeper or gardner. What about a pool? Would that be difficult to get installed?

I'd like to have some idea of the properties so when I get there, I can look at them.

Lest I forget--where will Charlie and myself stay when we arrive? I'm guessing you will meet us at the airport (with a small security detail). Can you make us hotel reservations?

T. Rex

Posted: Mon May 26, 2014 9:50 pm

UPDATE: Just talked to Stanley, and some of you are very naughty baiters. You're stressing him out! Laughing

I've told him some of the checks will be deposited Thursday (Friday at the latest) and Charlie and myself are stil working on the visas. I will be seeing the lawyer on tomorrow and will call him tomorrow night.

Stanley asked if I liked the pics of the Land Rover he likes, and of course, I said yes. But I still want a Jeep Wrangler when I get there. He has also found me a house with a pool being installed.

Oh, so far cars, Charlie can buy her own. I mention a Prius.

Here's the call (I think about 12 minutes):

>>>Stanley04.mp3<<<

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Oh that is very unfortunate that he had a stressful weekend... Laughing

Stan is so f***ed. I can't wait to see what you guys come up with!

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