What did he do to my lad?

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I had my Acolyte take a little trip (Lagos-Parakou) to visit the fine establishment, S@fari Hotel (Kevin the idiot lad in rom section). The Monsignor informed me that the Acolyte arrived a full day early. Turns out he spent some money at another hotel, left that hotel at noon and waited some more for the arrival of a s@fari hotel employee.

The messages from the young Acolyte went from:

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i am stranded in Parakou Republic of Benin i can;t locate the S@rafi Hotels here no one seem to know about the hotel please let him contact the hotel right now because i am stranded now and have no money with me again.

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Please what is going on, i have been here for more than 5hours searching for the S@fari Hotels and no one seem to know it i am at Parakou right now and they do not hear English please i have no money with me again try and do some thing now.

You should know that i don;t know any where here please.

To this:
(from a new email addy)

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You are a fool kate.. i guess you are joking with me ever since..You suck ass lady...

God help ur soul..

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I need some money will you send it before i can tell you who i am? if yes do let me know its just a little money for some up keeps.. and i will send you the details you will use in sending it.. cheer and i miss you so much love.. My kate my sweet and lovely lady....

Side note: my cobaiter, Oscarpiles won't wear his pith.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/eXtmmfwlba/Chris_C__GL__OP__at_SH_Parakou.html

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/xEEmaew4ce/Chris_C__GL__OP__at_SH_Parakou.html

Big thanks to TM!
I love your services.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 5:40 pm

Sounds like he's pithed off!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

another satisfied customer, his messages are great.

additionally that he burned his money at another hotel... Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Update, he's sorry he is such a bad lad:

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I do respect you so much Reverend just believe every word that i will say regarding this whole thing, First i cried a lot after your letter concerning the date (death) of Sister Mary i did all i could to make sure i meet her in person, if all of this is my fault i ask God to forgive me and may her soul rest in perfect peace, am grieving more than any one i use to call her my spiritual mother she has been there for me when i think that all hope is lost she encouraged me to move on, she still lives in me i will always pray for her soul.

Further more about the journey you should understand that i never new that i will be leaving to Parakou is just an emergency after the stage 5, and you know what i went through during the stages because of financial problem, i do not have a labtop to reply all this mail i do send i send it through cyber cafe and sometimes before i could to the internet cafe they have closed,

Because of the money issue i went to a state called Abia State here in Nigeria to request for money on Friday last week, i came back on Saturday evening with the little money and saw the letter that was sent to me by concerning the fingerprint card and i don't even have any means to fingerprint it and return it because it was too late on that Saturday, and i have to leave earlier in the morning to Lagos from where i am is about 7 h 12 min which is 618 Km, because of traffic i was in Lagos around 8pm, so i have to sleep in Lagos so that the next day i will take off to border.

By the time i cross border on Monday morning i have to enter car to Parakou because i was told that we will be on the road about 8hours again and all this while i have no access to internet, and before all this i email the hotel manager that i will be at the hotel on Monday evening because of the distance because if start the journey on Tuesday i will not meet up, i made a mistake i suppose to email you that i will be there Monday evening many things all on my head that period of time.

I enter Parakou around 10pm in the night and was searching for the hotel and no one seem to know the hotel, and i was afraid because i had no money with me again to be frankly speaking i did not taste anything start the day i took the journey until i returned back to Lagos, is not that am afraid of any harm but am afraid of been stranded a place i have not been before without any money with me and they do not understand English no one want to help me out, i was walking all over the place like some one who don't have destination.

The hotel manager provoke me more when he called me on Tuesday morning i gave him the name of the hotel i was staying and told him that this hotel will expire by 12pm and he promised to come and pick me i waited and waited and waited he did not show up, even his number was not going through and he could not call me to know where i am, around after 3pm i have to manage and go to internet to email because he was the only responding to me, and after that a message came into my phone R@ndy told me that he came to the hotel and could not see me, i replied him that he should have called me or even text me that he is at the hotel then i will come and meet him because the place i am at that moment is not far from the hotel.

Take a loot at the text message he sent to me Guy where are you we went to your hotel and we did not find you, listen we are busy now but will pick you @1800 hrs then you can locate us from Loft Resort Hotel ask around for direction, then i have to take a bike to Loft Resort Hotel and i ask every one there and no one seem to know this S@fari Hotel, i was confused, around 7pm that Tuesday i got a call from R@ndy phone and someone speak to me and was asking me where am i i told the person that i am at Loft Resort Hotel, the same R@ndy sent me a text that he is driving towards the place but can't sight me i should come along the road side which i did immediately i stand there about 2hours he did not show up even to call me, at least he should have called me and when i tried to call him his phone will be switch off, Reverend if you where in my shoes what would you do?

I was not having any money with me even to go to an internet so i have to go back to the hotel i slept last night to beg them to allow me sleep over again and i was waiting for someone to call me no one did, in the morning been Wednesday i have to call my brother and beg him for money he stated that he has no money with him but i have to plead so he manage to send me small money which i used to pay for the hotel and enter another car to Cotonou this is how i find my self in Lagos,

I left that Monday so that i will meet up i am so sorry if i offend any one over there i am just a human please i beg in the name of God someone should come to Lagos and pick me even if is next month i don't mind, asking me to go to another country again will be hard for me and no one will ever assist me. I was told at the beginning that will come to Nigeria and pick me i never new that i will go through this.

Please try to understand me i really need to live this country so that people will not start laughing at me that all my effort has been in vain i believe you can do something about this.

Tell everyone that is involve in this that am so sorry for what ever this must have cause them.

I look forward to hear from you, Thanks and have a blessed day.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:52 pm

Acolyte C wrote:

Please try to understand me i really need to live this country so that people will not start laughing at me that all my effort has been in vain i believe you can do something about this.

He still has money and he lied. (yeah, I know, lads lie all the time) He stayed in a hotel for 2 nights. No hotel manager in Africa would let someone stay overnight without paying first.

I notice he didn't mention his mentor, Pastor Shit Balls and say why he didn't contact him, instead of V who doesn't speak English.

Oscar Piles, put on your dang pith!

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:56 pm

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someone should come to Lagos and pick me even if is next month

Inching closer & closer to that sandtimer!!

That is one fine apology letter!

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:57 pm

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so that people will not start laughing at me

They already are!

Ginger, I bow in awe of your awesomeness!

Oscar, don your pith!

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:59 pm

Great work to you both!

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 7:15 pm

S@fari Hotel Chains are well known. Smile

I can not believe he could not find it. Confused

TM must have had something to do with this. Poor management has to be the issue. Cool

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 7:35 pm

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i was walking all over the place like some one who don't have destination.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 8:33 pm

What a hopelessly forked lad you have there! Great job. I love reading ladmails like those.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 8:34 pm

This Suckah will Travel again methinks:

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Dearest In His Name Pastor Shit Balls,

How are you doing today, i have been weeping since i had the news about the death of my spiritual mother Sister Mary may her soul rest in peace.

I am so sorry for not been in contact with you all this while a lot of things are on my mind and it did not occur to me that i will contact you for help, well God knows the best if it is God it will always be God i trust in him and i believe he will not let me down, i went through a lot of things through my journey at Parakou a lot happened which i started thinking that all of this was game because i am a human.

Well i was told by Reverend Hankey that if i miss this opportunity that it will be next month before i could be in US then i tried all i could but was disappointed by the hotel and people i suppose to meet, is never late i believe i can still make it next month please do let them know that i tried my best and they should not put all the blame on me, because i ruined out of cash at Parakou.

Even when i got text from Varsol that Tuesday night he was asking me where am i which i relied him and told him that i am at Les Canaris Hotel the hotel i told Randal and he could not com and pick me up and no one border to call me again so i have to come back to Lagos.

Please plead with them on my behalf if i offend any of them both the extraction team.

Have a blessed day
Acolyte Chris

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:01 pm

Great work making this lad travel. You have to love the utter confusion in his email. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:21 pm

^^^^ She's has obtain so many trophies from this lad:

piggy or two
massive forms
5 steps induction into
Tattoo (artist messed up and just tattooed a scratch mark over it)
Safari (possibly 2 now?)

Amazing! bow_down

Acolyte C wrote:

a lot happened which i started thinking that all of this was game because i am a human.

Nope, not because you're a human, but because you are a lowlife criminal scammer.

Can't wait for the next update!

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 10:32 pm

Warmest Congrats to GL and OP. Great work! Parakou is quite a trek up into the Republic of Benin. Travelling Lads normally refuse to go anywhere other than Porto Novo or Cotonou.

oscarpiles wrote:

Dearest In His Name Pastor Shit Balls

OP, just how did you get a Lad to believe that was your real name?!

Toomuchfun wrote:

TM must have had something to do with this. Poor management has to be the issue. Cool

TMF, it was all Mr Randy's fault. I suggest a bum review on Trip Advisor Cool

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Very nice, you two - and excellent support, TM!

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 10:43 pm

This is in the Lover Lad Section but:

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Dearest In His Name Pastor Shit Balls,

Thanks for your mail i am so delighted to read your kind letter, and am also mourning with you people about the death of my spiritual mother that was the name i used to call her she has been there for me even i thought all hope has lost she encouraged me to move on and she will always remain in my heart.

She always tell me not to give up and continue in prayer, please my dear Pastor i am so sorry for what ever this must have cause any one involve in this case, in other hands i am not to be blame that much because i did all i could to reach the extraction team but all is not avail, i know that i made a mistake by not contacting you i accept that and that is why am communicating with you now so that it will not repeat again.

I put all the blame on that hotel manager called Randal he made my life miserable at Parakou, i told him where i am and he could not come and pick me up and he has to direct me to another hotel that i should ask people around there for direction to Sulfari hotel which i did and getting there no one seem to know this Sulfari hotel, and i also told this Randal that i am at the hotel he directed me he refused to come and pick me so i was frustrated.

People of Parakou do not speak English and i find it hard talking to them and i was not having any money with me that is the problem had it been i have money with me i will not border i will just try my best to meet the extraction team, i was told that i will locate the Sulfari hotel when i get to Parakou i never new that i will went through such.

Well i thank the name of God and i will continue given him thanks because without him i will not be living in the land of the living may his name alone be praise forever Amen.

Please try as much as you can to plead with them on my behalf and explain why i could not reach the extraction team, i really want to be with you people i strongly believe that i am to spend my life in US at FUK.

One thing you should know is that our people here in Nigeria is too hard and difficult to handle, they will like to see before they believe, some of them thought that this is fake, that is why sometimes i don't tell any one what am doing so that they don't discourage me.

I know that i will be in US my God will not fail me and i will put all my trust in him.

May the joy and peace of the Lord be with you all Amen
Thanks
Acolyte Chris

TM is the Man!

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 11:25 pm

OP who won't don his pith wrote:

TM is the man

YEP! He has the best calls! It was a hoot listening to him explain that the hotel has only been there 3 month. TM has such a great phone voice. The British accent...

He should fire Mr. R@ndy, he's always causing trouble. Razz

Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 9:04 am

Mr. Th0m needs a course in costumer service. He frequently has a negative effect on prospective guests.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

I wanted to say how much I enjoyed reading this but am busy wiping tea off my laptop screen.

Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 10:14 am

E for England? I for international?? S for Sunday??? That could cause accidents.

'Bout time there was an approved lad version of the International Radio Alphabet. Laughing

E - escrow
I - idiot
S - shutup!

Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 9:08 pm

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I put all the blame on that hotel manager called Randal he made my life miserable at Parakou, i told him where i am and he could not come and pick me up and he has to direct me to another hotel that i should ask people around there for direction to Sulfari hotel which i did and getting there no one seem to know this Sulfari hotel, and i also told this Randal that i am at the hotel he directed me he refused to come and pick me so i was frustrated.

Fantastic news! Thanks to Ed Shanks (ASkinner) for the soundbytes used in the calls. Thumbs up

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:20 am

^^^^^Your calls are always such a joy to listen to TM. My goal is to one day have a safari and use your services. Being in a bait with you is like a dream come true. I am just not experienced enough, yet. In a month or two I might be a bit more settled and can get serious again about baiting. Until then, I am satisfied reading and listening to others giving excruciating pain to lads. Razz

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