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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed May 14, 2014 12:40 pm |
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Two weeks ago, a rather upset lad who found a 2nd bank account not working send my Athiest character this pathetic threat
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| God will judge u for ur evilness. |
my character's immediate response.
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| What sort of threat is that. Anyone with half a brain knows that God is just a fairytale told to gullable simpletons. You might as well have told me the Tooth Fairy will judge me. |
The lad is no longer responding to me, but this morning my character sent.
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Well, I'm still alive and kicking, so it looks like the judgement of your God is a bit of a damp squid. Not been struck by lightening or suffered a plaque of locums.
I did have a bad case of indigestion on Sunday morning that I at first though might be the onset of the Lord's vengence, but then I remembered the 10 pints of Old Peculiar and the dodgy kebab I had the night before. |
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"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
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Uno Nisu
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2014
Posts: 288
Location: Wherever the character is.
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Wed May 14, 2014 1:16 pm |
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Wouldn't it be awesome if you tricked him into saying the thread title to you as a threat as his next reply? |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8606
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Wed May 14, 2014 1:36 pm |
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^ or by miseducating him into thinking that we are all mortally afraid of the tooth fairy  |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Wed May 14, 2014 2:36 pm |
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"damp squid"? "plaque of locums"? |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Bill Ding
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 89
Location: Great White North
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Sat May 17, 2014 2:46 pm |
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The tooth fairy!
I know some of our lads can be superstitious...thanks for the tip! I'll keep it in mind in case I need it for my current lad who I just 'adopted'! |
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"...the beneficiary can be anybody,it is not mandatory for the beneficiary to be related to the deceased, it does not even matter if you are from different countries, religious or non religious..."
"Due to his wickedness and greediness he plan with high killers and killed my father and pretend that my father was killed by armed Rubber but he don't know that i know his secret."
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