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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Thu May 01, 2014 12:11 pm |
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but it really makes my day when I get one of these and I thought it might raise a smile or three.
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rich@rd mich@ell
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30/04/2014
[Keep this message at the top of your inbox]
To: Pe7er 5mithe
rich@[email protected]
Hello mr pe7er
You see yourslf you are a big scam and you lie too much why are you
playing game with me do you think that this is your playing ground
please becareful and so stop playing we me because i can see that you
are trying to thief my company money do not in your life do that again
bye bye
Thanks
Mr Richard |
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Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew 
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu May 01, 2014 12:43 pm |
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If you read between the lines it says:
"Please bait me repeatedly, I love it when you bother me." |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Thu May 01, 2014 1:04 pm |
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If you read between the lines it says:
"Please bait me repeatedly, I love it when you bother me." |
Mmm,I think you could be right  |
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Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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username1939
Something the mods dream up
Joined: 22 Apr 2014
Posts: 905
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Thu May 01, 2014 1:19 pm |
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I'm sure he needs baiting |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Thu May 01, 2014 1:25 pm |
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My unwritten rule is to never let the lad have the last word. Even if it is just trading insults, I will keep replying until he gives up.
They particularly like it when you ask them if their mother dropped them at birth or if their father still has sex with goats. |
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"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu May 01, 2014 1:28 pm |
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Write back thanking him for his apology. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8606
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu May 01, 2014 2:01 pm |
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I often send them something like this
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| How u ever make 1 kobo with this shits format. mtcheeeeew see small boi stay small foreva oh. i am a succesful rich man not poor man like u. comot for 419 soonest make i ive u some small job mebe wash my cars or sweep floor for my business centre... i give u $5/week because am generous to mugu like u... loan fmat hahahaha |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Thu May 01, 2014 2:11 pm |
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Since I suck at lad-speak, I just react like an outraged business owner and lecture him on his poor etiquette. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu May 01, 2014 2:17 pm |
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A friend told me that if they're Nigerian you can tell them to go sit with the women in the kitchen and maybe they'll make them a nice bowl of Pepper Soup.
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Thu May 01, 2014 2:18 pm |
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| Write back thanking him for his apology. |
Nice to see you back  |
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Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu May 01, 2014 2:32 pm |
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Nice to see you back |
I accept ur greeting. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1346
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Thu May 01, 2014 2:35 pm |
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A friend told me that if they're Nigerian you can tell them to go sit with the women in the kitchen and maybe they'll make them a nice bowl of Pepper Soup.
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Yeah, they don't like when you say things like that. I told one if he's going to be a whiny bitch, he should put on a dress and go gossip with the women. I got a nice diatribe full of cursing for that. |
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"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
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Leka
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Mar 2013
Posts: 1482
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Thu May 01, 2014 4:22 pm |
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I have a lad who just called me a liar. I'm still in character so do you think that a victim could tell him this:
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x350 Assorted baits.
x6 x3 x5, India 2x 1x unkown
4x (These are the hitpiggies they were given by a hitlad called "Jack")
(Romo -bait)
(This is Abdul he is a hitpiggy(the other one is Abdul's brother i call it "Stupid")(3rd. is a "Moron"))
This is the start of my multiethnic pigsty.
Subject "AM".
"Note that I will not stand to be accepting embarrassment words from you"
"PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GO FOR CHECK UP WITH YOUR DOCTOR OKAY.
HOLY JESUS
DR KENITH L00KMAN"
"Please do not email me again, you are a good layer" |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu May 01, 2014 4:57 pm |
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I've figured out a nice line for the ones that call me a Liar or a scammer.
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I am an honest person who wouldn't steal a dime from a thief." |
Maybe this line along with yours would give them some reaction. |
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Leka
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Mar 2013
Posts: 1482
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Thu May 01, 2014 6:02 pm |
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^^^ Now we wait for the reaction. |
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x350 Assorted baits.
x6 x3 x5, India 2x 1x unkown
4x (These are the hitpiggies they were given by a hitlad called "Jack")
(Romo -bait)
(This is Abdul he is a hitpiggy(the other one is Abdul's brother i call it "Stupid")(3rd. is a "Moron"))
This is the start of my multiethnic pigsty.
Subject "AM".
"Note that I will not stand to be accepting embarrassment words from you"
"PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GO FOR CHECK UP WITH YOUR DOCTOR OKAY.
HOLY JESUS
DR KENITH L00KMAN"
"Please do not email me again, you are a good layer" |
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Leka
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Mar 2013
Posts: 1482
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Fri May 02, 2014 9:53 am |
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What a disapointment. Lad informs me that he has told the courier to return to Nigeria.
I think i will try annother one... |
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x350 Assorted baits.
x6 x3 x5, India 2x 1x unkown
4x (These are the hitpiggies they were given by a hitlad called "Jack")
(Romo -bait)
(This is Abdul he is a hitpiggy(the other one is Abdul's brother i call it "Stupid")(3rd. is a "Moron"))
This is the start of my multiethnic pigsty.
Subject "AM".
"Note that I will not stand to be accepting embarrassment words from you"
"PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GO FOR CHECK UP WITH YOUR DOCTOR OKAY.
HOLY JESUS
DR KENITH L00KMAN"
"Please do not email me again, you are a good layer" |
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