Lazy but eloquent loan lad

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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:45 pm

I've been baiting this loan lad for 2.5 months (for a lousy $410). I've burned one of his US-based mules (who he used for a year prior to that), sent him on several frustrating trips to MG, and not he's too frickin lazy to answer more than 5 questions in the 5PT5 to get the MTCN for his WU payment. But, he will take the time to write an eloquent email to me complaining about it. Rolling Eyes

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I instructed Imuse Jude to retry but he still couldn't. [He spent a whomping 3 minutes in the 5PT5, the lazy git!] Why all this stressful procedures when you know extremely well that you will receive your loan amount this time once the $410.00 is confirmed. I promise you that there will not be anymore obstruction or hindrance once we receive the payment information in your possession.

The great opportunity in your life is where you are right now and every situation you meet yourself, properly perceived becomes an opportunity for you, you have grand opportunities all round you, just believe that you have already received this funds because I am giving you 100% assurance of you getting funded as soon as we receive the confirmation from you. [Yeah, right!]

If you can understand my word's I assure you of getting funded within few working hours once the required fee is been confirmed, and you have to know that motivation is very important, but it is determination that will make you cross the highest mountain and the most difficult river. I will advise you to stay positive this time, because the root of this transaction is where we are right now and you have to get this 3 things that make transaction go smoothly which I told you before, 1) Courage. 2) Faith. 3) Trust. If you have these 3 things in mind, why do you think that you are not going to get your fund when the payment information is sent for proper confirmation? [Quit waxing poetic and get a real frickin job, you scumbucket!]

Kindly send us the scan copy of the payment slip in your possession so that we can proceed to complete the loan transaction without wasting any-more time. [No problem - it won't contain the MTCN anyway!]

Sorry, you lazy git - the security procedure is required for send money to Nigeria. Nothing I can do!