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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:25 pm

This one is such a piece of work, it'd be selfish to keep him to myself. After less than a week of failed attempts to send the fee for a measly $2M ATM card, he had the nerve to blame it all on my character!

First, he insulted the gay community in California. My character was very offended. Then he sent this text:

Quote:

meaning u know what u have been doing with all the fake payment MTCN number.

Fake MTCN number??? Of course, but he had no reason to know that yet... Smile

It culminated in this phone call, in which my character threatens to go back to the bank in the UK (I just finished a bait with a bank having the same name). The lad refused to fill an apology form, refused to accept a call from my local MoneyGram office, and then threatened to keep the $2M all for himself! So I let him Laughing

Apologies for his sound quality. He was this hard to hear on the phone call as well, and I couldn't boost it any further.

Morrison20140425_1.mp3

Here's his initial format if anyone wants to have some fun with him! If you'd like his phone number, PM me.

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Subject: VIA ATM MASTER CARD AND PAPERS APPROVED FOR SHIPMENT
To:

Attn: Beneficiary

How are you today?

We apologise for the difficulties surrounding the Remittance of your compensated funds US$2.500,000,00 in custody of our Admin director, Zenith Bank PLc. We write to you because we previously deliberated to remit your funds in two ways stated bellow.

(1) Direct Wire Transfer to Your Personal Bank Account (Online Bank Account)
(2) Loading your Funds Via Automated ATM MasterCard with (Zenith Bank PLc)

Letting you know that your funds today has been Approved via International ATM MasterCard with PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE, clarifying that the said funds should be release to the stated name mentioned accordingly. BANK GUARANTEE LETTER FOR SHIPMENT, in assurance between Zenith Bank and the courier service, to deliver parcel immediately the terms and condition is been fulfilled. APPROVAL FROM THE MINISTER OF FINANCE, with authority to release the said remittance amount with immediate effect. The approval papers are all in my custody and will be attached before dispatching your ATM MasterCard to access your funds.

Note, all remittance Document are free without charges, apart from the shipping cost and insurance permit which is the US$280.00 stated in the Guarantee/Assurance Letter, for proper clearance from the courier service before dispatch to your designated door address for pick up. The delivery is express and it is 100% well assured by the authorities.

You are to reconfirm the bellow information to ([email protected]) to start processing your shipment with express courier service now.

(1) Your Full Name :
(2) Full Residential Address : (P.O.BOX NOT ALLOWED)
(3) Direct and Current Phone :
(4) Present Country :

Once your details is been submitted accordingly as instructed, i shall proceed immediately and attache all approval papers to remit your funds via ATM MasterCard in my custody before shipment to access your funds in any ATM Machine location worldwide.

Finally Zenith Bank Plc has come to finalized the remittance of your funds in this method.

Congratulation as we await your urgent response to this issue.

Regards,
Mr Anthony Morrison.
Zenith Bank Plc

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

Thanks - have contacted him. Like the call!!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 70

What a great call. And, that voice. Embarassed

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 3:20 pm

That was a great call. Excellent! Smile

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:52 pm

Hehe, thanks! He tried to get back in contact with my character today, and I told him I'd been contacted by another bank who was much nicer, and I was sending the money transfer today. He flipped out, jumping between begging and insulting me. Not real creative with his insults though...

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:55 pm

Nice bait.

You have to wonder why lads think that insulting their intended victims would do them any good. "Well he just called me a fool. Now I want to send him money."

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