S. Larry Massbait - "YOU WILL DIE BY HAKUNA MATATA"

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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:22 pm

He seems to have twigged on my characters. I'd lament his loss, but it is a good sign that he has become paranoid, and as others have pointed out, that might make him drop actual victims. Let's hope.

Regardles, well done.

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:22 am

I decided to poke Larry again from Colin a few days ago. He responded, and clearly he is off his meds again:

Quote:

YOU ARE A BIG FOOL YOU ASSHOLE,YOU PLAYING GAMES WITH RIGHT YOU ,BLOODY LIAR,FUCK OFF,YOU MONKEY,YOU SAID YOU SEND MONEY ,NO PROFFS,WHERE IS THE PROFFS THAT YOU ACTUALL SEND THE MONEY,FAKE ASSHOLE,GET LOST MOTHERFUCKER........

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:25 pm

I've been guilty of nothing more than asking a few questions in a straight bait with good ol' Larry and this is what I get back:

Quote:

PLEASE YOU ,IDIOT DON,T MAIL ME AGAIN YOU HEARED ME ,YOU BLOODY LIARS ,ALL ,YOU ARE JUST MAKING FOOL OF YOURSELF NOT ME OKAY,

Big X is right. Someone's off his meds again.

My response:

Quote:

What is that all about? I can't ask questions of an FBI agent? I want to know if these people are going to be brought to justice and if I'll get all the money I sent them back. What's wrong with wanting to know that? For the love of God, clam the f*ck down. I'm not some kind of liar. I just expected better behavior from an officer of the law!

Spelling errors intentional. Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:30 pm

Anyone know what a "mumu" is?

Our insane lad, who is so mad he's writing in pidgin, wrote:

YOU DEY MAD??? ABI YOU DEY CRAZE??? UR MAMA NO BORN YOU WELL. GOD PUNISH YOU IGGIOT MUMU!!!!

I wrote:

I just want questions answered. You're the one freaking out. Please do not contact me again if all you're going to do is throw around weird insults. I'll contact my local FBI office about this. Hopefully they can get to the bottom of this because you obviously can't.

Talk about victim-proof. He went off on me even before we started discussions about where to send the money. And all I did was ask a few questions most lads would have just answered. Congrats, Bort. I think you've well and truly ruined a lad. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:21 pm

I'm still awaiting my death by Hakuna Matatta. I'd tell you that I'll let you know if it happens, but well, you know, I'd be dead and all.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Aug 2013 Posts: 222

No response from him now for any of my characters despite a lot of poking. I suppose he no longer trusts any contacts given him by Mr G. Does anyone know if he is working any other formats that we can pick up the bait on?

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Aug 2013 Posts: 222

Ah! It seems I spoke too soon!

Larry wrote:

SEND ME THE FEE OF ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS THERE AFTER YOUR LOST FUNDS AND THE COMPENSATIONS WILL SENT TO YOU OKAY,.......IF YOU ARE READY JUST MAIL ME BACK ,I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU PARTNER,...........

The medications are working OK today by the looks of it.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Aug 2013 Posts: 222

It seems like the meds might be wearing off! Well he is very business like and knows what he wants!

Larry wrote:

OKAY, MR, ALBERT HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR YOU TO SEND THE FUNDS TO ,THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OKAY,FIRST NAME= Rxxx LAST NAME= Txxxx ADD= xxxx xxxxxxxx LITHUANIA GA 30058, USA ,,.. OKAY I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU TO SEND THE FEE,AND MIND YOU PLEASE NO FUCKING AROUND ,SEND THE REAL MONEY ,DON,T SEND ME FAKE MTCN ,NUMBER OKAY,BECAUSE IF YOU DO THAT ,YOU WILL BE IN DANGER,SO BETTER OFF IF YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO MAKE FOOL OF YOURSELF JUST DON,T SEND IT ,BECAUSE YOU WILL LIVE TO BLAME YOURSELF ,WHY YOU EVER SEND ME FAKE MTCN ,THAT IS FAKE WESTERN UNION SLIP,,OK AM WAITING FOR YOU TO REPLY ,

Again, I have played this straight down the line with no funny stuff. Quite how he thinks he is going to convince any genuine victim is beyond me. Mad, paranoid FOOOOOOL!

Albert assumes that WU is not the way ahead, but has problems with his money conversion.

Albert wrote:

Dear Mr Scott,

Thank you for your email. I will send the money straight away. I am a bit confuse about the money transfer. OK, if you don't like Western Union because the number can be faked, I will send the cash by post to the address that you gave. Would it be OK to send the money in GBP - I am not good with conversions but I think this is about £59.

Regards,

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:40 am

@hallstaff: I have no idea if he's been sending out any formats besides those Mr G gave him. He's stopped all contact with Gomer and my other characters, so I doubt he's going to have much patience with anyone who Gomer referred him to.

I imagine this bait is more or less over now, beyond the odd "IF YOU WANT TO SEND THE FEE PLEASE SEND IT NOW IF YOUR SERIOUS" followed by a "FUCK YOU MONKEY OGUN GO KILL YOU". However, I'm reasonably confident he will pop up again at some point in the future, begging Mr G or another character to help him out.

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