MIS-TER AN-DER-SON dodges chop, gets axed

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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:15 am

Mister - actually Doctor, not that I care - Anderson, who tried to scam Mal with an epic list of documents:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=245479

... is under attack from the G0merboiz now.

It began when Mal wrote:

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Why is it that Lawrence and Linda have told me to get in touch with another lawyer?

I'd found part of the original script in my catcher account that I'd missed originally, so I thought I'd make use of it.

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Lawrence and Linda don't think that Williams is the one, and I trust their word over yours. If they say that G0mer is their choice, then G0mer it is.

The Lad tried to smooth things over.

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I got your urgent responds message that you sent to me and i read and understood what you said. and i have spoke with the little children Lawrence and Linda and they both said that we should give barrister willems. one more chance to do his job. and according to the little boy Lawrence he told me that barrister nana williems is just like their father and he use to visit them in the refugee camp to see how they are doing in the camp and they also said that the barrister is a very nice man to their father before their father died. so please sir i beg you i want you to forgive barrister nana williems for what ever any type of word that he use against you.

and i have also talk to barrister willems and i let him to understand that he should come to his sensing to understand that you are the helper to this little refugee children so he most have to respect you know matter what. so please sir you have forgive and forget what ever anything that the barrister have done to you please forgive him so that we can move on in this transaction again.and please sir try and let him know when you are going to send the money for the documents to him so that he can be are where of it okay sir. so thank you very much sir and i will be waiting to hear from you sir.

First, a pithy reply:

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Lawrence and Linda have given up on Williams; they want G0mer. I don't gave a fuck what you say; what matters is what they say. Now let G0mer do his job and get the documents and you can stay out of this because I can't trust you.

Then, a couple of hours later...

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/JS_GItLYba/2014-04-01_Mister__A_panics_ab.html

I deliberately kept quiet so that there were long patches of Lad ranting for the benefit of those who construct soundboards.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:31 am

He told Mаl that Linda was discharged from the hospital over two weeks ago. He told Annеtte that Linda can't be discharged until he gets money to pay her hospital bills. Rоd has sent a payment but it hasn't arrived yet. (Baiting characters Cyrillated.)

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:01 pm

Three emails today... long emails...

First is from a new character in the scam - he's got a familiar name!

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I receive your mail that you sent to me and i thank you very much for your urgent reply to me and please what you have said on your mail that you sent to me i have heard everything that you said. and when DR.M4RK 4NDERSON.ask you to obtain 13 documents i disagreed with him then i told him that the documents that you have to obtain it will not more down 5 documents and most of the documents most have to be obtain from the UBA BANK OF GHANA WHERE THE little children Lawrence and Linda late father funds where deposited.so when barrister nana williems came to do the job then am the one that told DR.M4RK 4NDERSON. that he should aloud barrister nana williems to go over to the UBA BANK OF GHANA to verify the how many documents that they needed for us to provide before they can release the little children late father funds out from their bank.
and barrister nana williems came back and said that the UBA bank manager DR. K0J0 WILLIAM. told him that is only four documents that we have to obtain from their bank before they can release the funds out from their bank. so what i see to it is that barrister nana williems is very right and he say the fat truth and he also said that is only the sum of ($680usd) that the bank manager ask him to pay to obtain those documents. so please Mr.Malcolm Reynolds. am still pleading on behalf of barrister nana williems for you to forgive him so that he can continue his job again. and i try to speak with him today after he has left the high court because when i first called his office he did not responds to my call then i called his secretary that his secretary told me that barrister nana williems is in the high court of justice.
so i waited for some few hours before i called him again then i got him on line and i spoke with him regarding the problem that you both have before he said that is not going to do the job again. then i told him that he should forget about everything that happen between you and him. so he said that he has already realize his mistake and he said that he has started pleading with you for forgiveness ever since he realize his mistake that he has done to you.so please MR.Mr.Malcolm Reynolds, I beg you try and look for a place in your heart and forgive barrister N4na Williems so that he can continue doing the job again so that he can go over to the high court of justice to obtain those needed documents that we have to obtain before the UBA BANK OF GHANA can release the funds out from their bank.
and please sir you also have to forget about what ever anything that DR.M4RK 4NDERSON.said from the beginning of this transaction and he has been saying that he thought that all those documents that he said that is the documents that you are going to obtain. and he said that has been thinking that those documents they are all among the documents that we have to obtain .so he said that is when i told him that is not up to that amount of documents. so that is the reason why we said that we have to work with Barrister n4na williems. so that he can do the job for us so that we can not make any mistake. so please Mr.Malcolm Reynolds. i beg you for the sake of this little refugee children you have to let go of all this problem so that we can move on again in this transaction.
so please sir do try and write to barrister nana williems and ask him to give you his secretary bank account so that you can send the ($680usd) to him since you said that you can not send the money through western union or money gram. please inform barrister nana williems to give you bank account information that you can use to send the money to him.
and also sir please do not ever listing to those fake people again that called their self G0MER. they are not in contact to any of this children Lawrence and Linda and they are fake people. so please do not ever listing to them because right now i my self and DR.M4RK 4NDERSON WE have now find out that those people are using the name of the little children to write you a mail claiming that they are Lawrence and Linda and they are not what they claim to me.so do not ever listing to them Lawrence and Linda they have not send you email before in their life. but according to DR.M4RK 4NDERSON .
he told me that after Linda have spoke with you on phone today then she and he brother said they are going to send you their picture and i don't know if they send you their picture and their late father deposit slip document.because that is what they told DR.M4RK 4NDERSON TODAY BEFORE HE LEFT THE REFUGEE CAMP TO HIS OFFICE.
so please Mr.Malcolm Reynolds. do take to my apologizes and accept barrister n4na williems and go on and work with him and he will make sure that everything will be alright with you and every one of us in this transaction so thank you very much and i will be waiting to hear from you soon.
regards to you.
MR.ANTH0NY MENSAH
UNITED NARION PRESIDENT.
ACCRA GHANA.

Then MIS-TER AN-DER-SON:

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now you can now understand the type of people that you are trying to work with before and that is the reason why i take my time to leave my office and drove down to the refugee camp in other for you to understand that the little children Lawrence and Linda they did not know any body that they called gomer and those children have not write you any email before if you can remember. and those fake people calling their self gomer they are using the names of the little children Lawrence and Linda to write you a mail.so please sir you have to stop writing to those people because they are all fake people. and Lawrence and Linda they don't write you email before. but is today before i left the refugee camp they told me that they are going to send you a mail with their real email address and this is their email address...( xxxx ) so please i want you to take proper note of this email address of the children that am sending to you right now. and the children they have sent you a mail and they told me that you did not reply to them and they also said that they sent their picture to you and their late father deposit slip document to you and also my I.D CARD AND Barrister N4na williems I.D CARD.
so please sir you have to wush very well and know whom you are dealing with because we did not know any body that they are calling G0MER. and the children did not know that name of person call G0MER. so please sir i advice you to stay away from that person because he did not know anything about thelittle children Lawrence and Linda and i telling you today that guy call G0MER IS TRYING TO SCAM YOU OF YOUR MONEY. so please stay away from that guy from today . and i have explain what is going on ever since to the U.N PRESIDENT MR, ANTH0NY MENSAH.and he told me that is going to send you a mail to stop working that fake person call G0MER. so please sir i beg you forgive barrister n4na williems and continue working with him because barrister n4na williems is the barrister that the children know about so please sir keep on working with barrister n4na williems. and barrister n4na williems has promise to continue his job so please sir we all are begging you to forgive him so that he can go on with his job to get the needed documents for us so that the UBA BANK OF GHANA can release the little children late father funds out for their bank to enable them to start transferring the funds to your bank account in your country Australia.so please sir we all are begging you to forgive barrister n4na williems and continue to work with him again so that everything will be fine again. thank you.

Finally, the lawyer:

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Sir what is it that i have done to you that you can not find a place in your heart to forgive me and forget so that we can move on with the transaction that we are doing for this little children Lawrence and Linda. because i heard today from DR.M4RK 4NDERSON that some set of people name called Gomer are sending you a mail claiming that they are Lawrence and Linda. please sir i don't want you to full into the trap of those fake scamers claiming their self what they did not belong to. those people that is sending you a mail saying that they are Lawrence and Linda please take my word they are not Lawrence and Linda and they are all fake people using the name of the children to try to scam your money. so please be careful and work with we the right people that you are working with before okay sir.
so please sir you most have to stay away from those guys and we did not know any body that they called G0mer and the children they did not know any body like that and is only me Barrister N4na Williems that the children know as their late father barrister and am the one that is looking after them since they father died. and that is the reason why i heard that they have find you as their foreign beneficiary that wanted to help them to claim their late father funds out from UBA BANK OF GHANA. i was very happy for that and DR.M4RK 4NDERSON. is taking care of the children also and that is the other giving to DR.M4RK 4NDERSON from the government of ghana as the IMF OFFICE. and UNITED NATION PRESIDENT MR.ANTH0NY MENSAH. know the children very well right from when they brought them to the refugee camp.
so please sir am still pleading with you to forgive me and let me continue my job again and i promise you that i will never disappoint you this time and i will always keep to my promise sir. and if i did not work for the children my mind will not be out rest and that is the reason why am pleading with you and i have plead with DR.M4RK 4NDERSON. AND MR.ANTH0NY MENSAH. U.N P. to beg you for me forgiveness so that i can continue my job. and go to the UBA BANK OF GHANA to obtain those needed documents so that they UBA BANK OF GHANA can start transferring the funds to your bank account.so please sir for the sake of the children try your best and send the money to me so that i can obtain all the documents ready.
and i have told you that when you are ready to send it please let me know then i will give you bank account information to send the money to me here in ghana. so please sir i want you to know that Lawrence and Linda they have not write you email before. so this is their email address..([email protected] ) i gave you their email address in case you wanted to hear from them .please this is their email address. and check it very well with the one that is writing to you about Gomer you will see that there is a big defrence from the both email.so please sir you most have to be very careful and work with the right people that you have been dealing with before that is me barrister n4na williems and DR.M4RK 4NDERSON .AND MR,ANTH0NY MENSAH. and i believe those are the people that you know in this transaction. so please be careful so that you will not make any mistake by sending money to the wrong people thank you.

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:33 pm

Nothing better than very LONG off-script emails from a desperate lad! Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:29 pm

Moving ahead a fair bit... Anderson has been sacked! Mensah has the good news.

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I receive your mail that you sent to me and i have read and understood everything that you said on your mail. and i have called DR.M4RK 4NDERSON to come over to my office on time to receive his step down Letter out from the transaction. so am still waiting for him to get to my office so that i can him to step down from the job. and i have call on an officer general Jeffery 0mo. and he is the one that are going to take over the position of DR.M4RK 4NDERSON .and is going to work with Barrister n4na Williems. so please sir you don't have to be worried i will make sure that i monitor everything that is going on in this transaction now. because the complain that you gave to me from DR.M4RK 4NDERSON is too much for me to handle so that is the reason why he have to step down from the job.
so before we are going to proceed for General Jeffery 0mo. to continue the job i most have to give Dr.M4rk 4Anderson his reazine letter to step out from this business. then General Jeffery 0mo can take over and start job immediately. so this is the email address of General Jeffery 0mo in case you wanted to contact him...(xxxxx) so you can contact him with his email address as soon as he resume job with barrister N4na Williem. so thank you very much Mr.Ma1co1m Reyno1ds. and i believe this time we are not going to have any other problem again. because as we are delaying the children they are very worried in the refugee camp. so thank you very much and i wait to hear from you soon.

Now to settle matters with MIS-TER AN-DER-SON!

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/wuXNu34Uce/2014-04-03_Mr_A_learns_a_lesso.html

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:05 am

MIS-TER ANDERSON is as greedy as ever (emphasis added)...

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Fine i have now out from the little children issue and am not longer
involve in any of their late father transaction any more. but please sir. i just want you to pay me back the hole money that i spend for them for over 3 month now that i have been helping them. and the hole money that i spend for them is the total sum of ($3.635usd) and i made a calculation of all necessary amount of money that i have spend for them. so please i want you to pay all my money that i spend back to me. and please sir send the money to me via western union money transfer or if you need account i will give you account to send the money to me. but first you have to try western union or money gram.
so please kindly send the money to me with this name of my secretary to me here in ghana.................................

so please sir you have to try your best and send my money back to me and i am not longer working for the little children and i have called on the refugee camp controller to let the children that am not longer working with them any more. so please try your best and send the money to me via western union or money gram. and if you need bank account information to send the money to me please let me know them i will
give you my secretary account information to send the money to me here
in ghana. so thank you very much and i will be looking foreword to hear from you soon.

Mal didn't take that kindly.

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You'll recall two things that I told you.
The first is that you get paid at the end of the business.
The second is - DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
You expect me to believe that figure after all your bullshit?

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