Breaking up is hard to do

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419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

I was getting tired of my "love" talking about nothing but Western Union and MTCN numbers, so I wrote "her" a long, heart-wrenching, break up letter. In less than 3 minutes, I got this back:

Joseph what the hell you mean by all this did you think all i want from you is money go back to the western union

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:53 am

Typical lad, doesn't care about anything just send the money. Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

Joseph what the hell you mean by all this did you think all i want from you is money go back to the western union

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

She forgot that if I DO go back the Western Union, I'll get arrested again. It seems they have a restraining order against me. Kind of a long story. My jealous ex(?) girlfriend took away my receipt after I passed out in a drunken stupor. This means I don't know the MTCN number. I'm barely aware of what the hell she's talking about. In my mind, all she has to do is answer "yes" to "do you like dick?" and present her ID. My love told me to go to the Western Union and complain, so I fortified myself with a little liquid courage and proceeded to do so loudly and belligerently. I got hauled off to jail where I spent the whole weekend.

But does she care? Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

get arrested and bring your lawyer in...

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

Actually, I am feeling rather despondent. I don't know if I have the emotional fortitude to make it through the rest of the day.

I'm sure she will be elated when my attorney delivers the good news about my last will and testament. (I fear that it will be against company policy for the law firm to make use of Western Union, though. Shame.)

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:37 pm

Suicide is not the answer, unless the question is "What modality can get a Romance lad salivating for a HUGE payday?"

You'd think that they would be as surprised that your love for them has grown so totally and completely after only five emails--but you'd be wrong if you did. How considerate of you to leave her your entire rare coin collection. Too bad the lawyer likes it too.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

I wouldn't kill the character, that kills a lot of opportunities with him too.

a koma is always a good idea. the character can come back, there are problems with the last will (since the character is not dead yet) and so on.

troubles for the lad Smile

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:48 pm

Get so depressed that you are committed for treatment.

A friend or not-so-close relative writes to the Lad with updates - after getting the Lad to start from scratch.

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 8:31 pm

I have almost lost my main chat lad numerous times now. I go online and look for breakup and heartbreak posters to send to him. He pays attention and then comes back.
A great breakup song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgixOjGhVU
Sent to several love lads, takes them back to the lovey doveys every time
Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

Those are all good ideas, and I may use some in the future. But I went ahead and got really drunk, stole my jealous ex-girlfriend's pink SUV, and tried to run over the Western Union clerk. Sadly, I died in the process. I left "everything" to the lad(dette) in a hastily scrawled message.

"She" will hear from my lawyer sometime in the middle of next week.

If (s)he twigs, that is fine. (S)he was becoming a one note scammer and it was getting tedious.

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:01 am

Pretty sad when the baiter's story is way better than the lad's.

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