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ticuhe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Nov 2009
Posts: 46
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:37 pm |
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After much coaxing, I got my orphan lad to describe the sunset at the refugee camp. Reformatted, it is a poem sure to win your heart!
Please Dear Kindly Keep Me Update From Bank Ok
I do see the sunset every morning in the camp,
I too I look at it and I feel more about you
and have the same thought of you in my heart,
honey the sunset is Orange,
you know that when the sun rised in the morning here in the camp,
it will carry Orange color and when I look at it
I will only see your face on it my darling,
honey reverend father told me what the bank CEO told him on phone
that he need a lawyer that will help you in getting the documents
that bank needed from you before
allowing my late father's money to your account,
yours forever in heart,
Vivian. |
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"The Board of Directors of this bank hereby brings to your notice that you are MAD,madness runs in your blood." - Bank of Africa
"You are doing wire transfer from another account that is not belong to you and you make the bank to close my bank account."
"you are a bastard...Second you are a fool and also a goat ...and even a cow....You think i am your meat? .." |
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srichards
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Oct 2012
Posts: 994
Location: South of the Border
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:56 pm |
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Is this from the lovely Ms. Vivian Y@K? No wonder she hasn't had time to reply to me if you have been keeping her busy writing such touching poetry.  |
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ticuhe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Nov 2009
Posts: 46
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:36 am |
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That one was from Vivian @llen, picked up from the surplus.
And I'm sure she'd be happy to write poems for anyone on Eater who'd ask! |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:28 pm |
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Beautiful.  |
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 Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:02 pm |
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It needs the McGonagall touch.
I do see the sunset every morning in the camp,
I too I look at it and I feel more about you even when the nights are sticky and damp
and have the same thought of you in my heart,
honey the sunset is Orange and I think how we are far apart,
you know that when the sun rised in the morning here in the camp,
I thought of you and with joy I was moved to stamp
it will carry Orange color and when I look at it I sing like a starling
I will only see your face on it my darling,
honey reverend father told me what the bank CEO told him on phone
that he need a lawyer that will help you in getting the documents and those documents alone
that bank needed from you before for a fee of a small amount
allowing my late father's money to be rapidly sent to your account, |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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ticuhe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Nov 2009
Posts: 46
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:42 pm |
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^^ Beautiful! |
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