He's cracked up:0)

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Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:15 pm

I have been baiting this loan lad for around two weeks now,have had two pigs of him but this reply to my email is worth almost as much as another piggy.

My Dear Mr J****y,
I apologise if I have upset you.I am just repeating what I was told by the bank.
The monies were paid electronically so I received no "payment slip"
I am not at all happy how things have been carried out,I do not think you are very
professional and I may have been better to have gone with one of the other loan
companies.I still have the monies I was going to pay to you,nearly £4000 and I can
pay it to someone who will carry out my wishes to a higher standard.
I will tell what is going to happen,on Saturday afternoon after I finish work.I will go
to the Western Union office and pay the money,there are you happy now Mr J***y?
This is only because you are a good man,a little stupid perhaps but with a good heart.
I will give you one last chance to put things right Mr J***y,are you with me or not?
Is this ok for you now?
Best regards James Mc*****y.

His reply to me

Thanks for the history, are you have now......what new version are we entry. perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Midleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afghanistan...Lest i forgot, you made love to your ground mom last nite.. Uncle tell me a new story.. are you happy now

The email I have just sent to him.

My dear friend Mr H*** J****y.
What on earth have I driven you clear around the bend have you gone completely ga ga.
My dear fellow there is no need to despair,all your shenanigans will bear fruit if only you will
have a little more patience.
I fear I may have been too hard on you and I apologise most profusely,I am so sorry for my rudeness and my lack of respect for your good self but you must admit you are a complete numb-skull.
Listen your silly old duffer,I told you I will be going to Western union Saturday afternoon,the proof will be in the pudding Mr J****y,you will see.As soon as I have paid you will see I am a man
of my words.
Please be patient my old friend and things will be just ship shape and bristol fashions all the way.
Have a good evening.
Kindest regards James Mc*****y.