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Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

After 4 of his accounts went down in flames,

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Attention,

The passport number you provided to me are false numbers as they are not yours and it's meant to be nine numbers while yours is 10 numbers, again the city and code you provided are also false and inaccurate. I hope you you ever come out of your code nine that you note all this. All accounts given to you have been closed likewise for security reasons as I already know what you stand for and your motives good try.

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:50 pm

Nice

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:51 pm

Good try?

I say Great!

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:01 pm

It reminds me of the email I received this morning. Yes, all caps and bold.

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YOU ASK ME WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO SEND THE MONEY AND I TOLD YOU THE SEVEN PERSONS ACCOUNTS YOU WE SEND THE MONEY TO.
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM NOW MR TOMMY. IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO DO THIS BUSINESS P/S FUCK OFF OK. I WILL LOOK FOR ANOTHER PERSON TO HELP OK.

BECAUSE YOU WASTE MY TIME OK. HOW MANY MONTH NOW WE ARE TALK ABOUT THIS. WHY ARE YOU LIE TO ME .
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE 750 AND I TELL YOU TO SEND IT TO BARRISTER JOHN AND NOW I HAVE NEVER HEAR FROM YOU.
SEND THAT MONEY OR YOU LIVE THIS BUSINESS OK. I TOLD YOU THAT I WILL CHANGE YOU AT OF THIS BUSINESS AND LOOK FOR ANOTHER PERSON TO HELP ME OUT.

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:09 pm

We definitely need a customer satisfaction survey.

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:12 pm

Hello:

You are invited to participate in Voice of the Donor survey for Charity X. In this survey, several hundred people will be asked to complete a survey that asks questions about Charity X. It will take approximately five minutes to complete the questionnaire.

Your participation in this study is completely voluntary. There are no foreseeable risks associated with this project. However, if you feel uncomfortable answering any questions, you can withdraw from the survey at any point. It is very important for us to learn your opinions.

Your survey responses will be strictly confidential and data from this research will be reported only in the aggregate. Your information will be coded and will remain confidential. If you have questions at any time about the survey or the procedures, you may contact Jay at +31-653-XXXXX0or by email at the email address specified below.

Thank you very much for your time and support. Please start with the survey now by clicking on the Continue button below.

Jay , Email: XXXX

Strongly Agree Agree Neutral Disagree Strongly Disagree
I am likely are to continue donating to Charity X.

Strongly Agree Agree Neutral Disagree Strongly Disagree
If you were selecting a similar charity for the first time, it is likely that I would choose Charity X again.

Very Satisfied Somewhat Satisfied Neutral Somewhat Dissatisfied Very Dissatisfied
Overall, how satisfied are you with Charity X?

Strongly Agree Agree Neutral Disagree Strongly Disagree
I am likely are you to provide enthusiastic referrals for Charity X.

Please rate your level of agreement with the following statements.

Strongly Agree Neutral Strongly Disagree
Charity X really cares about building a relationship with me

Charity X communicates openly and honestly

Charity X is committed to win/win solutions (does not take advantage of its donors)

I trust Charity X's leaders and personnel to behave with fairness and integrity

At Charity X loyalty is appropriately valued and rewarded at Charity X.

I believe Charity X deserves my loyalty

Here are several more questions to answer in the same way.

Strongly Agree Neutral Strongly Disagree
Over the past year, my loyalty to Charity X has grown stronger

Charity X values people and relationships ahead of short-term fundraising

Charity X makes it easy for me to do donate to them

Charity X sets the standard for excellence in its field

Charity X has a winning strategy (superior economics in serving its donors)

Charity X attracts and retains outstanding people (employees, partners, etc.)

Charity X creates innovative solutions that make my life easier

Less than one year. One to three years. Three to five years Five to ten years More than 10 years
About how long have you been a donor to Charity X?

What is the one thing Charity X could do to increase your loyalty to them?

Would you like to receive a summary report of this survey?
No, thank you Yes, Please, send to my (email) address.

Please send the survey report summary to me at the email address or the address below.

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:26 pm

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I hope you you ever come out of your code nine that you note all this.

Sounds like a good siggy line, whatever it means.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

^^ code 9, I think he got his codes mixed uped.

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:Alert!!!: :Automatic response: Stop

:To whom it may concern: Stop

:Dear Sir/Madam: Stop

:Due to the increase of the status level to 3: Stop

:Security protocol deems it necessary that all communications on this ship with non military personal will now cease and desist until further notice: Stop

:Thank You for your understanding: Stop

:US Navy Ultra Secure Protocol internet provider: Stop

For my credit card pets.

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Dear Sir,
The mugugu Co. LLC. is interested in learning more about how you purchase/ products/services went. Please take a few moments to complete this brief survey. Your feedback is important to us and your responses will help us to better target our products and services to meet your needs. Your responses will be kept confidential and will not be used for any purpose other than research conducted by us.
Please take a few moments to complete this satisfaction survey.

Overall, how satisfied were you with the product / service?

Very Satisfied

Satisfied

Neutral

Unsatisfied

Very Unsatisfied

N/A

Would you recommend our product / service to colleagues or contacts within your industry?

Definitely

Probably

Not Sure

Probably Not

Definitely Not
Would you use our product / service in the future?

Definitely

Probably

Not Sure

Probably Not

Definitely Not
How long have you used our product / service?

Less than a month

1-6 months

1-3 years

Over 3 Years

Never used
How often do you use product / service?

Once a week

2 to 3 times a month

Once a month

Less than once a month
What aspect of the product / service were you most satisfied by?

Quality

Price

Purchase Experience

Installation or First Use Experience

Usage Experience

Customer Service

Repeat Purchase Experience
What aspect of the product / service were you most disappointed by?

Quality

Price

Purchase Experience

Installation or First Use Experience

Usage Experience

Customer Service

Repeat Purchase Experience
What do you like about the product / service?

What do you dislike about the product / service?
Thinking of similar products / services offered by other companies, how would you compare the product / service offered by our company?

Much Better

Somewhat Better

About the Same

Somewhat Worse

Much Worse

Don't Know

Thank You for your business.

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:49 pm

I love to see lad pain when they lose their accounts!

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