My first bait! ATM Guy

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Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

I have the following email in my personal email, so I shall reply to that on my nice safe gmail account!

It asks me to use a code in reference to the email, which of course I won't don't on the off chance the lad is keeping track!

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FROM THE DESK OF:ROBERT RAND BEERS(SECRETARY OF US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY),
About me: http://www.dhs.gov/person/rand-beers
OFFICE OF RECONCILIATION AND LOGISTICS VAULTS,
United Nations Compensation Commission,
INTERNATIONAL SETTLEMENT UNIT LONDON.

We hereby use this medium to formally inform you of the approval of your lottery payment from the IMF and UNCC, Which you have failed to claim because of either non-compliance of official processes or because of your unbelief of the reality of your genuine payment.

You have been approved for the payment of US$4,500,000.00 {Four Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars} and mode of payment was as well specified for proper conducts and financial regulations to kick against criminality during process of payment. We have arranged your payment through our swift card centers, with the latest instruction from IMF Reconciliation Office.

The card center will send you an Atm Master Card which you will use to withdraw your money in any Atm Center, Banks and Union Pay Credit outlets in the world and you are to acknowledge the receipt of this mail in returning the required below to the Logistic Department by email listed below.

1.FULL NAME,2.DIRECT PHONE NUMBER,3.YOUR AGE AND SEX,4.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS,5.CONTACT ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT YOUR COMPENSATED FUNDS TO BE DELIVERED TO....

DELIVERY OFFICER: DEREK CASTLE
EMAIL: [email protected]

Kindly be informed that recipients shall be liable to the cost of $299(TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE DOLLARS) arising for the delivery of the donation parcel. This is due to Legal law protecting all donation funds misappropriation. We hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (ATM 1010), Indicate this code when contacting the Card Center by using it as your subject.

Yours in Service,
ROBERT RAND BEERS(SECRETARY OF US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY),
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND {IMF}.

Here is the reply I shall send to this person:

Hi,

I recently got email on the matter of the unclaimed fund. I disbelieve, but is normal when you do not expect millions. An ATM card is best! I live in area and often used card.

-Ms. V1mes

"Legal law"?

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:57 pm

Good Grief! You're dealing with Charlie Brown?

Put your English training on hold and enjoy the ride.

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

Aaaand we have a failed send. Darn it!

Mailbox unavailable. Sad

There is much sadness today.

And I am enjoying it. It's good practice for writing well. Smile

. Just thought I'd entertain you a bit. :p

Currently editing first post for a new bait.

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:19 pm

You can always reply to the original sender (Rita) and complain that Charlie's address is not working.

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

That email failed as well! Back to ATM guy! His email worked.

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:10 am

I like to change one digit of their code. I have yet to have a single lad notice. Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:13 am

You can do lots of things, but never don't believe them.

A fun thing is to complain that you have bad eyesight and can't read their mails, and I even got one lad to fill out his own form with that excuse after I wrote the details for him in an email. Laughing

Then I used to get all his emails so large I had to reduce them in size before I could read them.

It all hangs together on the basis that you believe everything they say and that they believe that your only aim is to get them what they want as quickly as possible. After that you just devise more and more fiendish reasons why things go wrong.

It's a good way to learn to lie, and you get better at it. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

No replies. Should I try another lad?

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:47 am

You can give him a little nudge-"hey, what's happening with my money?" Or maybe wander over to surplus for another.

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

Just when I'd given up, I get a reply! Today is busy though, so watch this space, I'll edit in the letter this evening.

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:38 pm

I try to keep my replies short and to the point. You can be more wordy after you've been working him a while. For now he's just looking for a few points so he can send his most context sensitive script to you. (I do the same with my Darlings)

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

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Attention: BENEFICIARY

I have been informed by the IMF and UNCC to anticipate your message and will be handling the procedures of your compensated funds US$4,500,000.00 {Four Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars}. The Atm Master Card has been issued in your name and we have concluded the processing of all documents that will facilitate the clearance of the Atm Master Card in any Bank Atm machine.

These documents for the attestation/legalization and instructions on the use of your atm card have been securely sealed and packed for security reasons which make it impossible for anyone to view it until it’s been delivered to you and also your parcel is protected by a hard cover insurance policy, which makes it impossible to deduct any amount from the money before it has been remitted to you.

I will like to inform you that your compensated US$4,500,000.00 USD has been issued and will be sent to you through a Diplomatic Service and as the beneficiary, you are to pay for the cost of shipment and insurance premium which is the sum of $299{Two Hundred and Ninety Nine US Dollars}only.

Kindly confirm receipt of the mail with the delivery term within 24hrs. And you shall be informed on how to make payments of the shipment and insurance charges.

Failure to produce the delivery fee will mean refusal of Atm Master Card delivery by the courier service so as to enable this company secure good name they have always maintained, since the package delivery without insurance will be illegal. Insurance is the International law guiding the authentic delivery of diplomatic document.

We look forward to serving you better.

Yours faithfully,
Derek Castel,
Delivery Officer,
International Reconciliation and Logistics Vaults.

The correct response here is to agree to pay of course, and ask for a bank account, right? Or agree to pay, wait for him to mention WU, and then ask for it?

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:24 am

Hi susanstohelit and Welcome here!

You are dealing with a Lad on script and the easiest way to Break that without putting any effort into this is to go along with what he is saying. So what the Heck is he saying? Well let's look at it:

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you are to pay for the cost of shipment and insurance premium which is the sum of $299{Two Hundred and Ninety Nine US Dollars}only.

Hmm seems like a good deal right? Best go for it!

Baiter Reply:

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Okay how do I do that?

The Lad will come back with MG/WU Details and then you can start your journey towards Piggy Heaven (Taking a Scammers Bank Account).

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The correct response here is to agree to pay of course, and ask for a bank account, right? Or agree to pay, wait for him to mention WU, and then ask for it?

Absolutely! Just give him a bit to get thoroughly trapped in your Web then take him out. We can help you with that! After the first you won't believe how easy it is.

Cheers and good luck! When in need there are 24/7 Folk ready to help!

OP

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

Thanks! I don't want to bother my mentor with every little thing, and I know that I can get a quicker answer by posting here anyway.

Alright, so my reply will be as follows:

Okay to then, how to do that?

Signed with my signature. Ms. V1mes. (edited to avoid lad searching)

You may have spotted a pattern here with my names, which I will have to break if I keep doing this, but.. Razz

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:53 am

susanstohelit wrote:

Thanks! I don't want to bother my mentor with every little thing,

Don't worry - that's what they're there for - tell them everything - what you had for lunch, what you're watching on TV - they'll love it Laughing

. (just double-checked that I'm not your mentor).

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

Another reply!

Can someone trot out the big bag o' excuses as to why WU/MG will not be possible? :p

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:59 am

You're x miles away from the nearest branch (you can check their sites to make sure it is true).

You've been banned because you XXX.

Your father told you that real businessmen never use money transfer services

They're a front for prostitution/drugs/the Illuminati/Freemasons etc.

Take your pick - or make something equally ridiculous up.

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

This is my reply to his latest email.

If he asks where I live, hey, it's another link in the chain.

Chain, chain, chain~~~

Wish had known before asking. I live in a TINY town, am trying to leave, so money be nice.

But tiny town has no WU and have been banned from only MG store in town. (Fell asleep driving and hit them) Maybe you have bank account I send to?

Thank you!

~Ms. Vimes.

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:27 pm

Yay! Another Discworld fan!
There was a Nanny Ogg some time ago.

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

Please tell me she was in the dating forum! XD

Also, the name the lad is using is G0dwin Ik3h/D3rek C4stle. That familiar to anyone? (Na,me edited to bugger his searches)

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

The butthole is wary...

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Dear Beneficiary

I just got your mail and am sorry to hear about that also i have mailed our HEAD OFFICE but the response i got from them was that if you can't look a place where MG OR WU outlets is, then you should forget about receiving your ATM CARD,am sorry i tried my best to convince them but to no avail.

My only advise to you right now is try as much as you can to look for a WU OR MG outlets and pay the fee so we can deliver your ATM CARD to you,we got this same issue from one of our beneficiary but she went looking for a outlet where she could pay the fee because she heed to my advise and obeyed,she made the PAYMENT and we deliver her CARD to her and she was so happy so your case should not be that hard and i hope this will help because i don't want you to loose this great opportunity which millions of people are trying to entangled but the chances just couldn’t come for them because of small issue like this so it"s up to you.

Also provide me your 1.FULL NAME,2.DIRECT PHONE NUMBER and 3.CONTACT ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT YOUR COMoPENSATED FUNDS TO BE DELIVERED TO for reconfirmation.

Hoping to hear from you.

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ENEFICIARY

You can also do a WU ONLINE TRANSFER but i will advise you look a WU or MG outlet that will be easy ok.

Note that it is unhealthy to retain your parcel for longer than necessary that there are basic things we face in life and those thing suppress into our unconscious state of mind which affect our adult personality treat and behavioral deposition so i advise you try as much as you to can to make the payment to the PAYMENT DETAILS i mailed you in my previous email to you.

Get back to me asap

Sigh.

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:04 am

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Note that it is unhealthy to retain your parcel for longer than necessary

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there are basic things we face in life and those thing suppress into our unconscious state of mind which affect our adult personality treat and behavioral deposition

You could ask him how it could affect his health and state of mind to hold the parcel. Is there something he's not telling you about the contents?

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

My reply:

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How affect your mind? Something bad of package?

All so, I look, and closest WU is 200 miles. Car is still bad, cannot drive that far.

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:59 am

A few short days ago Susanstohelit Wrote:

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Thought I must admit it will be painful, I'm big on proper grammar and spelling. :p

Y'Know am starting to like you eh? Soon simple sentence structure will go the way of the Bison and you will start Capitalizing certain words for no Particular reason and then...well we'll leave that for another day.

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

Reading your post didn't even irritate me in the slightest! I draw the line at misspelling though. :p