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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:15 pm |
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Nobody expects the Google Voice transcriptions to be accurate renderings of what was said. But I was clearing out my GV history and found several gems from lads, some of them frustrated at getting a voice mail system, who left varying messages for my character named Malcom. This is how GV deals with West African dialect:
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| Hello Hello Ms. Cullen You know if you've got to watch the kids. I'll try and pop culture. I don't know how much it would be cool. That's good. Mom let you know if you Yeah, like to check that you have a good luck phone close. You know what your phone alright. Keep toward got a lot. Bye bye, hopefully if the restaurant. |
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| No hobble please. Carl. It's This is Bill Clinton sticking. I was in stock. You I tried to see if it'll have you on the phone you know since I want to last week about con give me a call on this number alright. So I'm looking to hear from you. Thank you. Have a nice day bye bye. |
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| Yeah, yo home lease. Hello. Yeah this is bill clinton with your home soon bye bye dear. I've been trying to reach you on the phone for a while. I'm gonna be able to go through. Please call us but she your opinion on this number xxx, so I will. 4290 I'll see if you could. Gimme a call us not to go this message. If you have a nice day, he said to him The number because I'm trying to get in touch with you, so please get back to me. ON the listen to this if you call me bye bye. |
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| Well, you know how long he's. Please call me. Yeah, this is not the gentleman from. So, don't. Yes, I sent you an email. I want to have to go to get ready to get back soon. Read it. I wasn't sure if you respond. Also, call me with you soon. Bye. Alright. Thank you. Have a nice day bye bye. |
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| Hi, I'm trying to reach mail comes Bluebird. My name is John mail. I'm calling in reference to the P F, the facts of time share. If you could please give me a call. My number is, xxxx xxx-xxxx. Thank you. |
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| It, hey alone and we're HI okay. Thanks. Bye. Hmm. Okay bye. Hello. But okay okay. Bye please Yeah, Ha ha, hey. Hey, the huh Ha ha, hey hey. Hey, yes. Bye, hi hey. |
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| I could bring. Hello. This is from. I get back to his console me don't want my No, Linda. I'm, Nicolas on ON ON mon. Also, we can Doggone it so I guess. It's 5 though. I need to get you know I get back to me immediately. Yes. |
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| I don't know what I'm doing this is. I have a lot. I tried to call you if you could. Regarding the but I just sent your name and now so close. For Destruction. Good questions. Just wanted to welcome from Texas. Bye bye thanks. Nothing romantic. I think. |
Not surprisingly, this is the most common lad voice mail transcription:
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| Unable to transcribe this message. |
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I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
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. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 778
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:23 pm |
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| This is Bill Clinton sticking. |
I didn't realize lads had access to actaul White House transcripts. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:29 pm |
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When I get tired of initially replying with "Tell me more", imma paste in one of these. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:56 pm |
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All of this made my Day but:
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| Also, we can Doggone it so I guess. It's 5 though. |
...Hurry up before the Kids get home from school! |
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Some Buddy At Home
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 3069
Location: At Home
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:43 am |
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^^^^ Sorry OP, but the message was:
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| Nothing romantic. I think. |
My favorite:
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| It, hey alone and we're HI okay. Thanks. Bye. Hmm. Okay bye. Hello. But okay okay. Bye please Yeah, Ha ha, hey. Hey, the huh Ha ha, hey hey. Hey, yes. Bye, hi hey. |
Nothing is worse than being alone and "HI", not "hi" but "HI". Although, "alone and we're HI"? hmm errr ...wait. I need to get ahold of Bill Clinton, he's sticky and said my home was going "bye bye".
Ya know, that message could be integrated into a rap song, if only there was a modality for that...
I love GV translations. My better half's 87 year old mom, who has a tremor in her voice, always leaves the best messages. We read them back to here and she laughs even harder than we do.  |
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