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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HERE'S a fledgling modality website I designed quite a while ago. I had so many ideas swimming about my head back then but RL caught up with me but now I'm back and want to get into the thick of it.

If anyone can be arsed please have a look about the site and give me an opinion as to potential modality equipmentalisation :=]

It's not the finished article of course but I hope it might raise a few smiles to brighten up someones day if only a little.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good idea. I hope you do well with it.

This could be updated:
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks good! Any chance of an increased font size? My eyes aren't what they used to be Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for the comments guys.

I know quite a few tweaks are needed, the project is far from finished :=]

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like. Looks quite... um... professional. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Scorpions as a treatment for piles? Shocked

Nice site.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahaha... I love it!

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Evil Lol That cracked me up! I agree that maybe the font could be a touch bigger. And maybe a page where your 'research assistants' could upload the pictures they'll be gathering if that'll be a part of it.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

#potential modality equipmentalisation

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How about not having the video automatically play when a person opens the webpage? It's just personal preference. Normally if I go to a website and music or video is automatically on, I shut down the page. I don't like to wake up my fiancé when I am browsing the internet at 2am with an unexpected music/video coming on! I don't like to be startled when I am visiting a link and sound/music suddenly blasts. My heart races like a hummingbird when that happens! Laughing

I know YouTube does it, but I expect it. Not when going to a new site.

Other than that, so far, so good. Looks very well put together. Professional looking. Wouldn't think it was a fake work site at all. Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Might take longer for a lad to load though.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Really? Huh, I didn't know that. My laptop is 5 years old, so everything takes a long time to load! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Discombobulator"...hehe. Laughing

Very nice website. I like the hundreds of Wikipedia links. I did notice that the site opens with "TW!TS R US" on the tab using Firefox. You might want to change that to something more toxic, in recognition of the great work being done at Dunny-on-the-Wold.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Regarding load time, an easy way to increase the payload of the site is to use HUGE jpgs for the images, but resized in the page's code.

But I dare say you know that anyhow. Smile

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