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ferrica dooza
Hello I'm New here!

Joined: 16 Jan 2014
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:46 am |
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HERE'S a fledgling modality website I designed quite a while ago. I had so many ideas swimming about my head back then but RL caught up with me but now I'm back and want to get into the thick of it.
If anyone can be arsed please have a look about the site and give me an opinion as to potential modality equipmentalisation :=]
It's not the finished article of course but I hope it might raise a few smiles to brighten up someones day if only a little.
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
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Location: St Michael's Chapel

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:03 am |
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Good idea. I hope you do well with it.
This could be updated:
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter

Joined: 29 Oct 2009
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Location: Back in Asena's sandbox

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:16 am |
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Looks good! Any chance of an increased font size? My eyes aren't what they used to be  |
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ferrica dooza
Hello I'm New here!

Joined: 16 Jan 2014
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:24 am |
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Thanks for the comments guys.
I know quite a few tweaks are needed, the project is far from finished :=]
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Shnagel
Wannabe Baiter

Joined: 08 Jan 2014
Posts: 82
Location: UK

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:20 pm |
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I like. Looks quite... um... professional.  |
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iMike
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Joined: 21 Jan 2005
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:36 pm |
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Scorpions as a treatment for piles?
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GTmama
Elite Baiter

Joined: 21 Sep 2013
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Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:08 pm |
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Hahaha... I love it!
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That cracked me up! I agree that maybe the font could be a touch bigger. And maybe a page where your 'research assistants' could upload the pictures they'll be gathering if that'll be a part of it. |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 03 Jan 2014
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Location: Living next door to Alice

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Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:30 pm |
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#potential modality equipmentalisation |
_________________ Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew
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Some Buddy At Home
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Joined: 07 Aug 2013
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Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:39 am |
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How about not having the video automatically play when a person opens the webpage? It's just personal preference. Normally if I go to a website and music or video is automatically on, I shut down the page. I don't like to wake up my fiancé when I am browsing the internet at 2am with an unexpected music/video coming on! I don't like to be startled when I am visiting a link and sound/music suddenly blasts. My heart races like a hummingbird when that happens!
I know YouTube does it, but I expect it. Not when going to a new site.
Other than that, so far, so good. Looks very well put together. Professional looking. Wouldn't think it was a fake work site at all.  |
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GTmama
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Joined: 21 Sep 2013
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Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:46 am |
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^^^ Might take longer for a lad to load though. |
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I just lost some gadamn fucking hope. - Pig$
Shit ball am getting angry gradually - Pig$
Been killed is better for me noow, I ve got nothing to lose - Pig$
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Some Buddy At Home
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Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:02 am |
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Really? Huh, I didn't know that. My laptop is 5 years old, so everything takes a long time to load!  |
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ScrewEmAll
Master Baiter

Joined: 19 Jan 2014
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Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:39 am |
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"Discombobulator"...hehe.
Very nice website. I like the hundreds of Wikipedia links. I did notice that the site opens with "TW!TS R US" on the tab using Firefox. You might want to change that to something more toxic, in recognition of the great work being done at Dunny-on-the-Wold. |
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Shnagel
Wannabe Baiter

Joined: 08 Jan 2014
Posts: 82
Location: UK

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Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:01 am |
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Regarding load time, an easy way to increase the payload of the site is to use HUGE jpgs for the images, but resized in the page's code.
But I dare say you know that anyhow.  |
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