Yet another CC lad wants love

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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:10 pm

Got this in my business email box today:

Quote:

From: Gregory Cole [email protected]

Subject: Email Order

Dear Sales,

We came across your website and was quite impressed and will be interested in the purchase of some of the items. This is basically due to the recent expansion in our retail structure and mass request; I would like to make inquiry on their availability.

Meanwhile, you can attach to me your main product CATALOG, in order to view other products which might aid my search for being interested in your Supplications. Nevertheless, I will like to know if you accept CREDIT CARDS as mode of payment, and also if you can arrange our good/purchase within 4 weeks, in order for no delays in shipment by the freight forwarder over to Taiwan.

Kindly advise me ASAP, so I can proceed with the list of needed items.

Gregory Cole
Far Eastern Department Stores Co.
4Fl. No.1, Sec.2, Jen-Ai Rd
Taipei 10055
Taiwan, ROC
http://www.feds.com.tw

Give him hell.

NOTE: the website listed in the email is real. Please don't try to kill it. The lad is simply piggy-backing to make his scam look more authentic.

Also, the lad is in Kenya, not Taiwan.

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:04 pm

I wonder if the Taiwanese want to play with the North Koreans Laughing

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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:24 pm

Jean sent his catalog with this sentence among others:

Quote:

I don't have supplications in stock, but if you send me the drawings or STL files, I'd be glad to make some.

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:45 pm

More grates!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

More Clocks

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:00 am

More widgets!

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:06 am

No answer yet. Anyone else?

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:31 am

Nada. I'll poke him today.

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:38 am

Nothing here either.

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:21 pm

Finally got a response. He wants three sizes of sleeves and some spurving bearings. I have to call a doctor, so it'll be a few days before I figure it all up.

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:22 pm

Holy crap, he wants over 15gs of grates-that's going to weigh a ton! Hope his sheeper is up to it.

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:30 pm

Any lad that shows up in a non-baiting inbox deserves attention in my book.

He's got diverse needs:

Quote:

My Purchase order list :

Smegma Extractor - QTY 150

Hope he understands that they are as dense as he is:

Quote:

That would go in a standard 6"x6"x6" padded shipper, weight = 650 lbs

And no, we don't accept Amex!

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:10 pm

^^What's "15gs"?

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:19 pm

I had just given up on him replying to the North Koreans and sent a reply from Burke and Hare, when I get this.

Quote:

"Kim's listening to you" iPhone cover - QTY 10

"Make War Not Love" T-Shirt
SIZE:
M - QTY 10
L - QTY 10
XL - QTY 10

"Kim Says Relax" T-Shirt
SIZE:
M - QTY 10
L - QTY 10
XL - QTY 10

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:15 pm

Smega Extractors turned out to be more expensive than he thought he could easily squeeze on a CC:

Quote:

Good to hear back from you, here is the needed items stated below:

My Purchase order list :
Smegma Extractor - QTY 25

Seems like he's busy buying today...

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:26 pm

He's got diverse requirements

Quote:

Kidney - QTY 5

Tongue - QTY 5

Eyeballs - QTY 6 (3 MATCHING PAIRS)

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:57 pm

It's on! But he got scared and scaled back his order to 30 rather than 180 grates. Piker.

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:03 am

I wonder what happens if I send him email in Chinese (traditional letter used in TW).

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:34 am

He might need to up his order with the Koreans (who never reveal their prices until they get an order)

Quote:

Dear Venereal customer Cole,

Thank you for your order. We can confirm that the cost of the goods will be as shown below.

"Kim Says Relax" T-Shirt - mixed sizes 30.00 £19.99 £599.70
"Make War Not Love" T-Shirt - Mixed sizes 30.00 £19.99 £599.70
"Kims Listening to You" iPhone Cover 10.00 £15.99 £159.90
Shipping £0.00

Mandatory Contribution to Communist Party of People's Democratic Republic of North Korea 15% £203.90

TOTAL DUE £1,563.20

We will issue your invoice when you have confirmed that you will be arranging your own shipping, otherwise we will need to contact couriers to get shipping costs.

The items will come in one package approximately 1m x 1m x 75cm and be weighing 6.75 kg.

Kind regards

Yu Suk Dik
Orders Co-ordination Officer

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:03 pm

B8er, is he giving you an email addy for his sheeper? All I'm getting is yadda, yadda, send the total to the guy on payment.

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:12 pm

He gave their name and email and said that they would be contacting me, but at the same time told me that they had already quoted him and he was ready to pay.

That was 3 hours ago haven't heard from him or the sheeper since - guess he left his wallet in his other jacket.

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:11 pm

kaede wrote:

I wonder what happens if I send him email in Chinese (traditional letter used in TW).

Go for it! His reaction could be interesting.

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:13 pm

The Mighty Kim invites you all to a hog roast

Quote:

CC number: XXXXXXXXXXXX4189
Expiration date: 10 | 2014
Three digit security code: 635
Name of the cardholder: Gregory Cole
Amount to bill per transaction: £353.83 X 4 times

CC number: XXXXXXXXXXXX1386
Expiration date: 11 | 2016
Three digit security code: 327
Name of the cardholder: Gregory Cole
Amount to bill per transaction: £353.83 X 4 times

4189 charged for 353.83 then went over the limit
1386 declined "card cancelled refer to bank".

Quote:

Hello Mr Cole,

We were able to make one charge of £353.83 to card ending 4189 and then it was declined as being over credit limit.

The other card was declined as "Cancelled refer to bank".

Please advice after speak to your bank.

How U Pai
Payments Wrangler

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:50 pm

I'm attending-and can bring some bacon. He's instructing to stay below $500 on the charges. Pity the cards weren't activated.

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:12 pm

Two more for the Koreans

Quote:

CC number: XXXXXXXXXXXX1125
Expiration date: 02 | 2014
Three digit security code: 764
Name of the cardholder: Gregory Cole
Amount to bill per transaction: £309.6 X 4 times

CC number: XXXXXXXXXXXX9381
Expiration date: 05 | 2014
Three digit security code: 590
Name of the cardholder: Gregory Cole
Amount to bill per transaction: £309.6 X 4 times

Quote:

Hello Mr Cole,

I am afraid that card 1125 was declined due to cardholder details not matching.

For card 9381, I was able to charge two lots of £309.60, but then it declined as "card on hold".

Please advise

How U Pai
Payments Wrangler

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