At last, an honest scammer (cont from Help Forum)

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Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:07 pm

This is the ongoing bait between myself and ebay the early part of the bait can be found here:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=234741

So it didn't really take long for our tattooed and safaried lad to start whining about money:

Quote:

Hello honey how was your weekend nice to hear from you when are you
going back to London. Really want to know that because I'm not feeling
happy here with the work you are doing my love and honey can you help
rise 1,000$ because I'm facing some hard way here right now you are my
last hope I have in my life and no matter what is going between us my
love so strong for you honey .

As you can see he still isn't happy about me becoming a stripper. I replied:

Quote:

Hi HOw are you baby? Soo nice to hear from you. I just got up to go for a pee and noticed I left my laptop omn. I'm sooo sleepybecause i took some sleeping pills but though t I would reply.

I havent got anywher to go back to in UK honey because I sold my farm remember? SO yhe answer is I m not going back to London or anywhere at the moment.

Kiss from Candy. You can call me that because its my name now.

Quote:

Ok my love but I need to be WIth you over there you know that and my
love can you help me with 1000$ very thing is very hard for me right
now

Quote:

hey youre still there darling? tahts nice. mmm so sleepy. yes I can help you out but I'll need to work another week as a stripper to earn the money are you ok with that?

Quote:

Ok my love I need to wait for next week before you can send me the
money the only I can get the money is by western union my love

Quote:

no baby we've been through that befor no western union they are useless. i can send it by bank transfer but thats all. you don't mind me stripping then?

Quote:

My love I can't get the money by bank transfer please the only way I
can get the money here is by western union only try and understand me
i know what is going through last time with the western union

Honey there is no way I can get the money by bank transfer because I
don't have domisilary account I have normal bank account that was why
I can get the money by western union only no other Way I can get the
money my love try and understand me honey

Time for a small slap. After all we've been through I can usually wrap him around my little finger:

Quote:

RIGHT I havent spoken to you for two months and the first thing you do is ask me for money and then bitch about how I send it to you? Count yourself lucky I'm offering to help at all. I'm a new different woman now and if I say something thats the way it is so take it or leave it buster and now I'm going back to bed because I have to go and work tonight - taking my clothes off and wibbling my tits around for old men and shaking my Abay 4 Ever ass to music I CAN'T EVEN HEAR!!!

Goodnight

And start calling me Candy.

Quote:

Candy you are the love of my life plase don't be mad at me is just I'm
facing some hard way here right now is ok my love if you want to send
the money by transfer I will send you the bank details to you later my
love I'm online all because of you

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:22 pm

Quote:

shaking my Abay 4 Ever ass to music I CAN'T EVEN HEAR!!!

This had me cracking up! I don't know why that thought hadn't occurred to me.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Derrick was probably sitting down there on Pervert Row for that! Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:39 pm

^

with his glasses steamed up and trousers like a 2-man bivouac.

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:20 pm

I sent this reply:

Quote:

Morning honey. I'm glad you see it my way. You are a good man. Soon as you send me the bank details I'll send you the money but you have to understand that I'll have to earn it by stripping off my clothes in the bar which I assume you are ok with now.

Candy x

Quote:

Hello honey how was your night over there i really understand you my
love i'm ok with the work you are doing over there promise me is just
matter of time you will use to do the work because we need to start
planing how we are going to meet each other very soon i believe i will
soon be with you for real my one and only candy i really love you so
much in my life i will keep saying that to you very day of my life
honey i will send you the bank details before ending of this week how
i wish to be with you over there because you are always on my mind
very day of my life i love you such much candy no thing can change
your love in my life i promise you honey

Quote:

Hi honey.

I'm glad we're talking again I really am. A lot has changed since the last time we spoke but I know you are the same. I will be here in Reno for a little while yet as I need to earn enough money to then decide what I want to do with my life and if things go well between us then I'm sure that there will be room for my Abay. As for meeting? Well, we will see. I will need to set some things up but sure sometime in the future I can see us being together.

Candy x

Quote:

Hello honey how are you doing over there I believe is just matter of time between us because you are the love of my life without you in my life I'm not complete honey by this night I will send the bank details how I wish to be with you over there because every time I look the true love tattoo in hand I know that you are my angel and I will always love you no can change that in my heart honey I really love you such much my sweet candy .

Ahh he must be really fond of that "Pig Lover" tattoo. At some point I may have to try and get him to do another. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:33 am

Candy has been shaking her money maker:

Quote:

Morning Darling,

I just got in from work. I did a double shift and my feet are killing me. The high heels I have to wear squeeze my big toes really badly. Ahh I love the fact that you still love your tattoo. I think a tattooed man is really sexy. It's a shame you don't have more. I might get another one but I haven't decided yet.

Sweet Candy. I like you calling me that. That's what the men ask for when they want me to dance for them but don't worry I always keep my panties on because that's the law. Mind you they are practically see-through after I pull the chain on the bucket of water above me so they do see my lady parts a bit. That's what brings in the dollars!! : )

Night night,

Sweet Candy x

ebay says:

Quote:

Hello my sweet candy honey i really want to see new face in pics i hope you can send me your pics soon because very time i look at the pics you send me i cant stop thinking about you.

i have believe in my mind that very soon i will be with you finally because you make feel true love woman like you is too common to see that was i"m ready to be your forever i don't care about the distance between us right now i know that very soon i will close that and be with you my sweet candy .

I could make an excuse as to why I can't send pics but I want to give him a little bit of encouragement so I grabbed a couple of glam shots of a hollywood actress that looks a bit (but not much) like my original dating profile photo. Of course, he doesn't get them straight away though:

Quote:

Hi baby.

I don't want you to be mad at me ok? I know you have always said that you love how I look but you also know I was always very unhappy with my appearence and often told you I wasn't beautiful. After the operation to stop me being deaf didn't work I was so unhappy and hated myself. So I spent a lot of money on plastic surgery to change the way I look. I think it was worth it but you will have to tell me what you think. I am still a large woman (I am happy with this) but now I have the breasts and ass and legs and arms and nose and ears and face and eyes I always wanted. I hope you think I look beautiful.

I can maybe send you some of the photographs they took of me at the stripper bar? I will have to ask if they can email some to me. They have a big wall of photos that show all the different girls including me. I'm called Candy Jarr.

Write soon sweetie,

Your Candy.x

Hopefully he's willing to trade them. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Phil Yerboots wrote:

^

with his glasses steamed up and trousers like a 2-man bivouac.

You said you would never tell for a $20 bill! Embarassed

Now the world knows.

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:29 pm

^Yeah well when I tried to wash the black ink off with the solution you sold me for $10 it didn't work! But granted I didn't follow the instructions. Can I buy some more?

ebay sadly coughs up the same piggy so I'll try for a new one:

Quote:

Hello honey how was your night you dont need to think about what
happen to you after the operation honey i know God know why you are a
deaf woman i have get the banks details candy ....

<snipped details>

as soon you transfer the money to the bank account i give me let me
know my love

Quote:

Good morning sweetie. You didn't say anything about my plastic surgery or whether you wanted my photos. I guess you don't care what I look like now. Fine.

I think this is the same bank details you gave me last time and they didn't work remember? I can try again if you like but I don't think the money will transfer. I have had a long night so I'm going to bed soon.

Candy x

Quote:

Honey nice to hear from you my love is that i dont about the plastic
surgery down here i really want to know more of that is just that i
don't want to disturb you much about that my love

yeah is the same
bank account details i give you before don't worry transfer the money
to the account i believe very thing is going to be fine this time
because i have meet the bank manager before i send you the details i
cant stop thing about you very day of my life my sweet candy honey as
soon you transfer the money to the account let me know so that i can
get inform the bank manager down before the money enter the account
have a nice day my love

Quote:

Morning Sweaty-Pie,

Phew I just got back from the night shift again. Listen, baby you'll have to wait a little while before I send the money I don't have it at the moment but can certainly put some by each week until I have the $1000. OR,

There is a way I can make it quicker but I don't know if you'll be happy with it. One of the men at the strip club is a regular customer and always asks for me. He once offered me $800 if I would have sex with him but I said no. He's a bit old but a nice guy. I can probably get him to put in the extra $200 but I would have to go to his house and let him do whatever he wanted to me.

Do you want me to go ahead with that baby? I promise while he's doing me I'll close my eyes and imagine it's you.

Your Candy xx

PS The club emailed the pictures of me that they use there. I hope you like how I look now

I reckon he won't mind the love of his life getting humped for $1000. Ain't Life (a) Grand! Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Quote:

I reckon he won't mind the love of his life getting humped for $1000. Ain't Life (a) Grand! Very Happy

I would do it for half that!

Mind you, do you reckon he likes fat northern blokes? I would want the full grand though if he wanted my size 10's in high heels!

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:43 pm

^

Nice one Ewok. I'm sure ebay and you can come to some arrangement. I'll pass on your details. And you can borrow my pink platforms if you need the extra 500 bucks.

Was ebay's response to the Woody Harrelson/Demi Moore/Robert Redford question a surprise? No.

Quote:

Hello my sweet candy how was your night over there honey i really
understand you very well my love.

i dont have any choice down i give go ahead and do that with the man
just promise me that you are not going
to do it after this once you have sex with man because you are the
love of my life and i dont want to share you with any one in my life
you really look nice and preaty my sweet candy please go ahead with
the man my love and get back to me soon

Charming.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Phil Yerboots wrote:

^

Nice one Ewok. I'm sure ebay and you can come to some arrangement. I'll pass on your details. And you can borrow my pink platforms if you need the extra 500 bucks.

Was ebay's response to the Woody Harrelson/Demi Moore/Robert Redford question a surprise? No.

Quote:

Hello my sweet candy how was your night over there honey i really
understand you very well my love.

i dont have any choice down i give go ahead and do that with the man
just promise me that you are not going
to do it after this once you have sex with man because you are the
love of my life and i dont want to share you with any one in my life
you really look nice and preaty my sweet candy please go ahead with
the man my love and get back to me soon

Charming.

Well he did say ONLY ONCE! So it must be true love!

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:00 am

^True Ewok. It is just the once. What a prince he is:

Quote:

Hello honey nice to hear from you i want you to know that i really
love your pics i know most old man they will be going crazy about your
body over there honey the old can <RUDE> just image he was me
doing that to u i believe very soon i will be with you over there
because i don't want to share you with any man i know is just once you
will have sex with the old man no more any more because your body
belong to me
i hope you will like those pics i send you i cant stop
thinking about our old talk we have together and i promise you i will
still do any thing i talk about when i meet you very soon my sweet
candy i really love you so much honey have a nice time at work

He then sends something that he was supposed to do when Dr Mike was baiting him as Charli. Nice photochopping!!

I simply replied:

Quote:

What? Why have you sent me photos of you supposed to be father christmas? have you gone crazy? Is this a joke? I don't get it.

Quote:

Hello my sweet candy i"m not crazy honey i want to be in father
Christmas to you i believe i will do that with you soon i cant stop thinking about you very time of
my life my sweet candy my love have you sex with the old man i need to
know that honey

Yeah, you want to know if I've got your $1000 yet...

Quote:

Honey i know by now you are the club i cant stop thinking about you
and i cant stop looking those pics you send you really like an angel
that send from heaven to save me i believe very soon i will be with
you over there my love i know our love is so strong then what you
think over there because very day i think about you down here you make
me feel that i"m luckiest man in this world my sweet candy i love you
so much

I'll think of a suitable reply later. I'm not sure how it went with the old man. Either very badly or too well. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:34 pm

I won't bother posting all the email exchanges between Candy and ebay but it basically came down to the old goat only paid $100. Which surprised our lad:

Quote:

honey why the man give you 100$ after having sex with for six hours
honey i'm not happy my love

Quote:

I told you. Didn't you read my email at all? He was horrible he gave me $100 and said that was all I was worth as a dirty whore. He lied to me and he cheated me. What was I supposed to do?

Quote:

honey i read your email i dont know what to say down here honey you
need to report him to police man or what the you think because i'm not
happy at all

Candy has an idea though. There are three young men who come to the club she could "entertain" them all at the same time to make up the $900.
As long as ebay is ok with that? He was fine with it. Today he was wondering when she might be able to send the money as she hadn't been in touch for a couple of days.

Quote:

Good morning darling.

I have not been feeling very well at the moment and have a bad cold and a cough and my lady-parts are really sore and itchy. I think one of the boys may have been infected and has given it to me. I can't go out of the apartment at the moment as I am too sick. I wish you were here to look after me. I have the $1000 and will send it as soon as I can. Sorry to let you down again I hope you can forgive me.

Quote:

Honey how was your night over there please my love you need to use
some drug over there

He's definitely marriage material. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:22 pm

What a terrific guy. Just once is OK...well... twice, but no more, because your body is mine. Laughing

Poor Candy, the dumb whore, might end up with the $1000 in her purse so she can go down to the WU office in Walmart after work but...oh no!...her purse got stolen! Now what? Well, there are these five guys...and a goat...I'll leave the rest up to your fertile imagination.

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:39 am

^ Yup ebay has so much love to give:

Quote:

Honey please am thinking about you right now because you did that all
because of me i promise i will never let you down no matter what you
the love of my life honey just try and get the money send today how be
waiting for the mtcn no and sender info so that i can get the money to
tomorrow my love

Unfortunately Doughnut is not well she doesn't even remember she's called Candy now:

Quote:

god moaning sweathart. yor lov keeps me going throgh the dificult times. I feel realy strange. its like my brain is on fire and i cant think straigt. also my lady part s feel funy like there are worms inside. i dont know wat is wrong i hope its not serios.

how ar yu my sweat abay i luv yo so much

lov from dognuts xx

Must be terrible news for the poor lad. $1000 just sitting there doing nothing. I'm sure something will happen to the money ScrewEmAll but just how far is ebay willing for her to sink? I think we all know the answer to that question. Confused

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:48 pm

Well that was a strange exchange!

LAD: Hello honey nice to hear from you my love I'm so worry about you down here honey my love I can't stop thinking about you I know you did that all because of me and I promise I will never hurt you because I really love you so much my sweet candy

ME: hi babyy who is candy?

LAD: Honey that his new name I give from my heart because you are the candy of my life no one can change that my love I hope you are feeling fine my love

ME: i feel odd my names dognuts not candy why r u calling me that? my head is realy hurt

LAD: Honey I know your name is dognuts when I call you candy I'm so happy of it please you are not old in my face because you are my angel of my life honey can you send the money today honey

ME: wat money?

LAD: Honey the money I ask from you you know I told from today I will not been able to be online any more with you

ME: i dont understan u confusin me i dont kno about ny mony i don even kno how i got here in this place wher are my animal ? why is no farm out the windoww

LAD: Honey I'm confusing here right now too last year you go to new york to have the ear transplate you know you have already sell your farm and your house my love

ME: who re you?

LAD: Honey I don't understand you over there right now I'm abay check your ass you will see the tattoo you write my name abay 4 life why are you talking like this I don't know what is going on with you honey

ME: sorry i dont kno u im feel so sick my hed is so pain i will go an check my ass i have no memory or remeber anything i will go and check ass ass

LAD: Honey I'm so confuse here right now my love I don't understand you any more right now honey you need to have some rest over there right now

Laughing

I think he's confuse. Unfortunately Doughnut has suffered complete memory loss due to early-stage venereal disease. Poor old ebay is going to have to start from scratch a-wooing and a WU-ing her all over again.

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:27 am

Poor poor Dognuts... seems she's lost her memory and is completely helpless at the moment. It's a good thing her fellow stripper Barbie has stepped in to try and help save the day. Well, sort of. Ebay's concerned about his lady love and since she hasn't got a clue who he is anymore, he responded to Barbie today.

Hi, um... I don't think you like know me or anything but my name is Barbie and I work with Candy Jar at BAP$. I'm kinda the head stripper there. Well, she hasn't shown up for work so I came to check on her and her computer was open and I saw your emails and dude she's not right. Like, she doesn't know who she is and shit. Like she's writing stuff down really fast about her head hurting and not knowing where she is and why I'm calling her Candy and something about a pig and like are you her boyfriend and if so what do you want me to do with her?

Quote:

Hello how are you doing over there nice to hear from you she is my
girlfriend since last week Friday she has been art ting funny am so
worry about her so much because i don't know her condition over there
is like she lost her memory please you need to help look after her
over there how be mailing time to time to know what is going on with
her because she come to new York for ear translate last year but the
operation is not working out am waiting for your soon reply

Quote:

try and give me call on +2348xxxxxx how be waiting for your soon
call because she the love of my life am so getting worry about her so
much right now waiting for your soon call please

Quote:

dear barbie you need to take her to hospital over there because i
don't know her condition over there right now try and help her to
hospital so that she get some treatment over there am waiting for your
soon reply or try and give me call soon

Hold up dude, slow down. Look I don't know her well ok? I just make sure she shakes her ass for money and does it right ya know? So like you want me to take her to the hospital? Well who's going to pay for that? It ain't like she gots insurance and shit. And what did she do to lose her memory why doesn't she know you or me and why would she just forget all of a sudden? Did she do sometihing that would make her just forget things? I'm like having a hard time keeping her here. Whats she keep talking about a pig for? And what kind of number is that you gave to me? How much does it cost to call one of those numbers? Shit now I'm stuck here baby sitting. Ugh...

Quote:

nice to hear from you back she have farm in london before coming to
usa last she sell very thing before living the london right now am in
west africa for now

Quote:

try and give me call so that we can talk on phone am waiting for your

Oh so she has money? And you didn't answer me. Like how much does it cost to call that weird number.

---

Ok like I tried but I can't cause your not in the us. My number is xxxxxxxxxx. You can try to call me. Or maybe text me. Whatev.

Hopefully, this is the beginning of some serious lad confusion. Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

I was just thinking about this thread. As a person writing a book, this can be seriously good practice for characterization , I'm noticing...

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:50 pm

^It is good practice susanstohelit - a lot of the baiters here are very creative (and colourful) with their characters. Obviously if I ever read a novel about a plus-size woman called Doughnut who becomes an amnesiac stripper I'll be after my risky-free WU transfer of 10%.

Wonderful to have the talented GTmama join in with her gum-chewing, pistol-packing uberstripper Miss Barbie (Dolz?)!

I decide to get in touch with ebay - wouldn't want the poor chap to worry too much:

Quote:

Hello Mr Tombola,

My name is dognuts. sorry i dont know what my second name is perhaps i only have one? i am feeling a bit better today thank you and this ladie who is called barbie has told me that you have sent me emails. we looked at them together and we also checked my ass for the tattoo which you mentioned. it is there just like you said! however i do not recognise the people in the photos. i do not know who the strange looking black man is and the smiling woman does not look anything like me if that is supposed to be me.

I can only assume that i must have a very similar tattoo to the one you mentioned which is odd but must be a coincidence. and that you are looking for a different woman?

thank you for writing to me though. you seem nice.

dognuts.

I'm happy to forget the past 7 months ever happened and start all over from the beginning with him. I hope he feels the same.

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:22 am

Ebay is still worried about his lady love...

Quote:

Hello how are you doing am very sorry for my late reply i was having
problem with my internet since yesterday i will try to give you call
or text you how was her body over there i hope she is getting better
because she the love of my life waiting for your soon reply

Hey Ebay,

So, I took your girlfriend to the clinic today cause she like really needed to go. I don't know if you really know how bad shes been but its not good and I couldn't stand to see her like this anymore and I didn't know what I was supposed to do. There's a free clinic not far from here my boss told me about so when I woke up this afternoon I got her and took her and we had to wait a long time but they finally saw her and the doctor said he thinks she has a sex disease of some kind so you might want to go get tested too. I don't know when you last had sex with her and stuff and she doesn't remember either cause she can't tell me but if she has it then you might too and you really don't want to get this too. She's also got like a sore on her lip, a rash, fever and really bad headaches. She got a pennycilin shot and has to get one every week.

Sorry to tell you all this. I'm trying to help her cause she has no one else and I'm feeling bad for he nowr. I have to work nights and some of the other girls have agreed to take turns staying the night with her when I can't be here. Everyone feels bad. Do you know how she would've gotten this? Anyway, did you try to call me? I don't show any missed calls. Well, email me when you can and I'll keep you updated on how she's doing. Oh and I'll keep telling her about you so maybe she will remember you. Is there anything I can like tell her that might make her remember? Did you say something about a ear translate? If she did that why can't she hear anymore?

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:44 am

It'll be funny to see how he explains that the love of his life is someone he's never met or talked to GT!

He sends this to me:

Quote:

Hello how are you doing over there thank God i hear from you honey i
dont know what is going on with you since last week friday you talk me
last am abay i have you forget me or what you write me name on your
ass abay 4 life we have been together since last year may i dont know
you can remember that honey i need your soon reply because am so
getting worry so much about you since last week friday my love

Quote:

honey this is the last pics of you when you start the stripers work
over there am so confuse right now you dont know me any more am abay
your lover i dont what is going on with you honey you need to check on
my email in your inbox so that you can remember me because i dont know
what is going on with you my love

Poor ebay every time he's about to have money sent to him something happens. Why is that? I'm sure he'll get round to mentioning it soon. Meanwhile Barbie will no doubt keep him posted until Dognuts is able to speak to him.

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:46 pm

As an ultra Noob I am taking bigtime notes. This is truly epic! Starting my very first bait right now. Maybe one day I will be able to cause as much lad suffering as this. This is freaking art man!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:29 pm

^^^ Welcome to Eater Wilkie!! That's one creepy Avi you got there! I like it. Very Happy

Poor Dognuts is getting worse. Thank god Barbie is there to take care of her! Something tells me that ebay is going to need lots of prodding to explain his and Candy's relationship. It's ok, Barbie's patient!

Quote:

Hello Barbie
how are you doing over there thanks for your soon reply am so happy
she have someone like you over there i really understand your email
she told me that she have sex with some three guys last week since
then she not feeling fine please you need to keep me update what is
going on with her because she is the love of my love and she is deaf
from the start of her life she just want to try maybe she can talk
when she do the ear transplant am waiting for your soon reply

So she had sex with three dudes? And you're like ok with that? Does she do that a lot? Do you think they got her sick or did you get her sick? Man I really don't know what to do with her cause she's getting worse and I really want to help her. Does she have any family I need to call or anything? Even her writing is getting worse and she keeps talking about a pig farm and asking to go there but I don't know what she's talking about. I need help to remind her of her life. Tell me stories of your relationship so I can say it to her. She can read my lips you know. She understands what I'm saying. So if you tell me how you met and stories of your relationship and stuff like that and I tell her then maybe If I say that stuff to her then it will help her remember you. What do you think Abay?

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:37 pm

He really doesn't like not knowing what's going on with his lady love!! He's texted me about 15 times with 'Are you there?' 'Can you talk?' Smile

He keeps calling too and I might talk to him tomorrow.

Quote:

Hello Barbie how are you doing over there am very sorry for my late
reply i was busy down here with my work yeah i meet her early last
year on one dating site from there we start relationship and later we
fall love with each other and starting plan how we going to meet each
other am from nigeria she know that and she have a house in london
before and farm but she sell the farm to one family in london last
years she want to come to nigeria to meet me last year november but
the london costoms not allow her to travel to nigeria because of her
status and she diciside to come to new york for ear transplant and
after the operation she still not hearing anything and she told me
that she start work on candy jar bay as a stripper please i need your
soon reply because she dont have any family left but her parent
already pass away

Hey Ebay,

Sorry it took me a while to email you. I got your other texts too. It's easier to email all of this cause there's so much to say and I can't text it all ya know? I will try and call u tomorrow but tonight isn't good cause I'm at work and I'm fixin to go up on stage to dance again and the music we dance to is real loud and you wouldn't be able to hear me anyway. I have to bring Candy with me tonight. She still isn't feeling good but I think she's enjoying herself. Once a stripper always a stripper and I like think she remembers this stuff ya know? So I wanted to ask you, do u like think I should look for those guys that she slept with? Maybe they know what disease she has or something? Do you know if they gave her money or anything?

OK so you live in Nigeria? That's in South Africa or something right? I've never been over there or anything. So she tried to go there. I will remind her of that. She had a farm in London. That must be why she keeps mentioning pigs. Do you know what kind of pigs she had or their names or anything? About the ear transplant, I think she might be remembering something about that. Mostly because her ears are still hurting her. I'm not sure though. Do you know if she can get her money back from the operations since it didn't work? I'm going to ask her and see if she remembers but any help you can give me would be good. OK I have to get up on stage. I will email tomorrow.

L8r

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Hello Barbie how are you doing over there am very sorry for my late
reply if you want to call me please this is my phone no +2348
you have to access to call international calls on your phone before
you can call me she told me that she have sex with three guys and
those guys give her 1000$ yeah i live in nigeria for now not south
africa i hope she is getting better over there because am so much
worry about her very day of my life please am waiting for your soon
reply

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Hello Barbie try and get those guy she sleep with so that they can
tell you what can of disease and the name of the pig is true love
please i need your soon reply because i think those guys give her
1000$ after having sex with her try and call my africa phone no so
that we can get talk more on phone

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Hello how are you doing over there why am not hearing from you hope
she getting better over there am so much worry about her condition am
waiting for your soon reply

Hey Ebay,

Sorry I haven't emailed but like I got my hands full if you know what I mean. I strip a lot cause the guys really like me a lot and when I strip I have to do lap dances a lot and sometimes I work double shifts to make more money especially now that I'm taking care of Candy too cause man she eats a lot! Did you know that about her like has it always been like that or just since she got sick and stuff?

So I've been looking for those guys she screwed but I'm not sure where I can find them cause she doesn't remember and I can't ask girls at work cause it's illegal and I can't get her arrested or anything. Do you want me to ask anyway? You tell me what to do! I wanted to move to the chicken ranch where it's legal and stuff but I don't know if they'd take candy cause she's kinda big but some guys kinda go for that and it'd be ok if she wore condoms. If they would take her would you like he ok with it and stuff cause she could make like a lot of money!

Anyway I have to take her back to the doctor on Monday because the rash on her side is spreading and now it's like on that tattoo on her butt and she is Itching it a lot. So I tried to call you but it doesn't go through to the Nigeria number but what is the other texting number you were texting me from? Can I call that one? It will have to be on Monday after the dr and only for a min cause I can't frigin afford to be calling Nigeria all the time ok? I don't work tomorrow so I'm driving to see my Mama in Nixon which is a little town not too far and I'm taking Candy too. Why does she keep saying she's Dognuts? Is that like her real name? Was something like wrong with her before she got sick besides her ears? Ok I have to dance some more. Laters!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:42 pm

Thanks for the encouragement Wilkie Time and welcome to Eater!

GTmama's steering the ship wonderfully at the moment but I'm more than happy to put my oar in:

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Sorry mr tombola but I'm not sure why you keep calling me your love. We don't really know each other very well but I would like to know more about you if you are interested. Please tell me all about yourself and maybe we can see if there is anything we have in common?

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Hello how are you doing over there nice to hear from you well we have
know each other before i am single gay looking for
a serious relationship i will like to know more about you because i
really have interest in you so much waiting for your soon reply

Oops! I think he meant guy but I'm sure that will come in useful later Laughing

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Hi Abimola,

It was so nice of you to write to me. I'm not very well at the moment and your email really cheered me up. Well you didn't really say much about yourself which is a shame as I don't know what to say about me. I think my name is Dognuts which is a really odd name but the only one I can remember. I think I have or used to have a farm with animals. I am a large lady with red hair and greeney blue eyes. I live in an apartment in Reno, Nevada in the USA. I should also say that I am a deaf woman so cannot hear or talk but I can write things down for people to understand me. Would me being a deaf person worry you?

I look forward to reading another email from you perhaps you can tell me more about you this time. What do you like to do? What job do you have? Things like that would be nice to know.

Bye for now,

Dognuts x

It's Groundhog Day for ebay!! Let's see how long his patience holds before he tells me I owe him $1000.

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