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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Long time reader, just registered as I, apart from winning the lottery this week, have finally got a spammy one!

I have laughed so much reading on here that tears have ran down my leg!

I am almost embarrassed to give you my efforts having seen the expert work done by your good-selves. Any advice is of course welcome!

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MRS LISA CLARENC
19:03 (28 minutes ago)

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Greetings to you in the Name of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ

I am very grateful to you for the interest shown in my plight and i want to assure you that you will be gratefully rewarded for what you have chosen to do. This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it seriously could come into your mind please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility, I seek your indulgence to solicit for your assistance concerning the content of my email, I searched over the internet for assistance because I saw your profile on Microsoft EMAIL owners list and picked you because i know in my heart you can be trusted.

INTRODUCTION: I am Mrs. Lisa Clarence a 82 years old woman from Maryland United State, married to a citizen of the Republic of Hungary (Engr. John Domonkos Clarence) He was a reputable business man an (Oil-Explore) in- Country: Isle of Man, city/town: churchtown, District: Carrick District Council, Carrick Park, where we both lived for many years before He died of Heart Attack in the year 2011.
Isle of Man, is otherwise known simply as Mann, is a self-governing British Crown Dependency, located in the Irish Sea between the islands of Great Britain and Ireland. The head of state is Queen Elizabeth II, who holds the title of Lord of Mann. Dialing code: +44, Currencies: Manx pound, UK £.

We were married for thirty five years without children and I have been battling with both lung's cancer and stroke since 2011. My late husband deposited the sum of $45.3 million dollars($45,300,000.00) with a Bank in India, and my late husband had a business relationship from India. My husband’s only brother have used my husband’s wealth and property left behind for worldly things. As i am here in the hospital He's around me and He have sold virtually all I and my husband have here in Carrick Park, and what He wait to hear is that i am dead so that He can lay his hands on our last belongings here on earth, and He want this knowing I and my husband are childless, But that does not bother me because things of the earth are canal and there is an eternal home for me which there is enough enjoyment. I do not want Him to know about this deposit that is why i am communication will remain confidential. knowing my health condition and as an orphan I decided to donate the above mentioned funds to you in respective of your religion though I am a Christian.

Be rest assure that you stand no risk as to this fund, my late husband and I laboured for it and me as the next of kin, has the power to donate this funds to whoever I want. I am a born again Christian and take delight only in things of our father and I have prayed so much in the manifestation of Christ that He will not fail me and I want you to know that you have to be strong in your faith and be of good courage as He (almighty) will surely strengthen you.

I have no brother or sisters no family member and I want you to be my new family now please I don’t want this money to be use on worldly things. As I am here in the hospital I am praying and waiting upon the lord because the doctor told me on three weeks ago that I have just Eighteen weeks to live. Please my dearest I don’t want anyone to know about this until the fund has been confirm in your account, dear I can only communicate with you via email because of the nature of my health as well I am not allowed to make phone calls or receive calls due to my lungs cancer. All I need is your absolute trust, commitment, confidentiality and honesty; I will also want to know a little more about you regarding your life so as for me to know you will be able to complete this.

I will want you to get back to me that you will be absolutely honest about this transaction and you will use this money for the purpose is meant for.

At the moment I cannot write much because of my health and I do not know when my time will be up, it might be shorted than the doctors date or more if God willing, so I require your urgent response to this mail thank you and God bless you and i wish you a wonderfully new year

Best Regards.
Lisa Clarence.

James XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
19:24 (6 minutes ago)

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Thank you so much for your email Mrs Clarenc. Your plight is very touching. I am happy to tell you all about myself. I am a farmer of rare grizenlbum cattle, we have only 90,000 hectares left of the ancestral plot as taxes and to be honest with you, the latest trend amongst those fine London chattering classes is, as you know, to ignore the mighty Grizenlbum in favour of the Ewok.

I did not know that using phones could give you cancer and will be throwing mine away as soon as I have finished my reply to you. I shall never use one again! Is there nothing that the doctor can do? I have experience of lots of doctors and could ask around for you if you give me more informmations..

I will be monitoring my emails very closely because you make so much sense with your proposition, that Allah would strike me down were I to turn away from you now.

You can count on me.

Hurry and write back,

James

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Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:43 pm

Hi Ewok
good start, only thing I could say is that you didn't need to make the initial reply so long, but if they reply, eventually you can refer them back to it, in about 6 months, and tell them that you explained the reasons why you can't use WU/MG previously

Welcome to the monkey house, you obviously realise that you will forgo any free time from now Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Ewok wrote:

I am a farmer of rare grizenlbum cattle

Nice. You're off to a fine start.

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:21 pm

Welcome to the best forum in the universe Ewok!

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only 90,000 hectares left

I love dangling cash as I hope that a scammer will drop a real victim for a rich one.

The lower level scammers do not read what you write. You can test this out yourself by writing down your K7 number and your fake address in the first email response. The lad will still ask you for your phone number and address.
We had one baiter named Happy Camper tell his lads that he was a penguin with an orange nose. Lads don't seem to care but when the lad packages up your emails and sends it up to the olga, it's an automatic drop, you have educated a lad and will never know the lad twigged on you because of something you wrote in your first exchange.

"I'm interested, tell me more" is just fine.

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:32 pm

Ha ha nice,as the others have said "a bit long" but when you are new to this game like "us" it is hard to hold back on the wit and it's easy to over cook it with the first response.

I have only been at it a week but I love it,it is without doubt one of the funnest things I have done..It can be hard going at times,feel like one of those plate jugglers,still it will get easier in time.

They are a great bunch on here,we all have a common goal and work together to achieve our aims.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Welcome to the forum!

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:42 am

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I have laughed so much reading on here that tears have ran down my leg!

I almost pissed my glasses when I read that.

Grab a mentor and read some stickies! In the beginning, you'll right a ton and they'll ignore it. At some point, you'll get lazy just like the lad and copy and paste until they're off script.

One of my characters has a signature showing her name, address and mobile and office number. Guess how many times I have to type, "Look below."

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:53 am

Welcome

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:05 am

Hi Ewok,
Welcome to the forums-you are too kind Embarassed

Everybody else has given you invaluable advise-can add any more than bait safe with none of your RL info from a shiny new gmail account. Read the stickies and grab a mentor-careful, they may bite if grabbed in the wrong area. Pick out what sounds fun from surplus or our sister site SW. 'Don't be surprised if the lad ignores what you write for the first few exchanges-they follow a script. So don't spend a ton of energy on the first few.

Feel free to post questions here or under HHT-people will really try and help.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Thank you all for the welcomes and helpful advice.

Just a quick question. Is the K7 number a US (001) number? I have free calls to 30 countries on my phone package.

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:06 pm

Just a quick question. Is the K7 number a US (001) number?
Yes

I have free calls to 30 countries on my phone package.
Is this a phone tied to RL details or being used for calls other than baiting? If so, do not use it! Bait safely!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

bware419ers wrote:

Just a quick question. Is the K7 number a US (001) number?
Yes

I have free calls to 30 countries on my phone package.
Is this a phone tied to RL details or being used for calls other than baiting? If so, do not use it! Bait safely!

No number is displayed, it is set to withhold the number.

I will only use it to set up the K7, I am sorry to say that my package does not include calls to Nigeria.