*** 50 CONFIRMED SAFARIS – Dr Mike ***

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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:50 am

Are you tired of being congratulated? Hope not! Amazing achievement !

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:10 am

Thanks all of you. I've had probably 3-5 unconfirmed ones. It been a long journey and i am too tired to tell you about the actual safari itself. But it involves a trip to Rame and also some footage from the webcam that features the lad. But tomorrow I'll give you the details about the globe of gay.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:46 am

Great work Dr. Mike. Congratulations sir.

Quote:

about the globe of gay

I'm assuming TM is involved?

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:17 am

Yastreb wrote:

Does anyone know the reason why SOOI is such a sour and bitter old curmudgeon?

You'd be a bit grumpy too if you had someone's hand stuck up your arse all the time

Although thinking about it, he probably pays good money for that service.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:38 am

B8er wrote:

Although thinking about it, he probably pays good money for that service.

Cost me a bloody fortune last night.
Without the service.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:02 am

It's TM I feel sorry for - having to spend his Saturday evening watching you two pawing each other.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:10 am

TM was just as bad. We got recognised by a table of drunks in the restaurant and he was lapping it up. I swear: he was pissed because they didn't have a VIP dining area for celebrities.

And they were like locusts. Dr Mike even stole my after dinner mint. He also swapped an English coin for a Swedish one. I later found out that it was worth only half the price.
He's the only person I know of who's gone on holiday and is returning home with more money than he came with.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:17 am

I'm eagerly waiting for a Dr Mike safari tutorial Smile

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:51 am

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

And they were like locusts. Dr Mike even stole my after dinner mint.

I did you a favor there mate, you don't need the calories.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:51 am

And the economic dining tutorial would be a good one to sticky too Wink

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:05 am

I wouldn't mind but he's diabetic.
Moved like lightning when I tried to spoon sugar into his coffee.

But my after dinner mint? Gone.
He risked death just to spite me.

No wonder he's got so many safaris. He's part lad.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:11 am

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

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He risked death just to spite me.

What can i say, i am just that committed. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:16 pm

Late too the party, but congrats Dr Mike, 50 trips of disappointment !!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Excellent stuff this deserves the full partying icon and nothing less; truly phenomenal achievement!

happy crowd

Here is to the next 50 beers!

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:31 pm

Congratulations on taking "the pith” out of so many lads.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:11 pm

Here is a small map i made, each of the red dots represent a destination to which i have had lads, either alone or with a cobaiter, most often Dharma, The Monsignor or TheDane. The green dots represent the origin of a lad that have traveled. As you can see they represent quite a few countries on three continents.

The three most popular destinations with Dr Mike Travel is Gothenburg, Rame head and Abeche.

The closest to my heart is of course Sweden, as i live there. And the most memorable of those was perhaps one that i made with Byzantine Politics a year ago, I got the lad to Gothenburg ad then onwards to Stockholm. After that we persuaded him to get on a taxi that took him to one of the suburbs, a rather remote place. Once there he was informed that not only had Bob forgot to book a room at the hotel, ha had also chosen to go out for a drink with "the boys". The lad exploded and it is easy to understand why, he had started of from Hamburg early morning and arrived at his final destination just before midnight. The day after when he had gotten himself back to Gothenburg i informed him that i had played him for a fool all along and i did this just to chop his dolla. He did not take it well. Laughing

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1895345#1895345

Another one i remember is when me and Dharma had three lads arriving to N'Djamena on the same day. I was sitting at home knowing that two lads were arriving through air on the same bloody flight, both going trough Nairobi strangely enough. And also one lad had entered Niger a few days earlier and had gone AWOL. All three arrived simultaneously. Thankfully one of the little fuckers got deported to Benin so i could deal with him later. Dharma had graciously given me the task of giving the lads the bad news, and that night my phone all but exploded. But in he end we got them all to Abeche even though none of them made it to Adre.
The whole bait was a blast and working with Dharma was a pleasure, he is a safariing genius and taught me most of what i know. If you haven't read the bait, please do, it is the best i have ever been involved in by far.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=206310&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=operation+gold&start=0

Another lad that came to Chad was our dear old Rushforth. And he almost became a permanent resident. After lingering in Abeche he took the big step and went to Adre, and sadly for him he almost died there. Dharma and i baited him and after going to Adre he noticed that Bob was not there to pick him up. So his driver realized that he would not get paid for his fare, and things got ugly, very ugly. After staying silent for a few weeks he came back informing us that he had broken his leg. Apparently the driver ran him over for not paying. A year later or so i rebaited him and got him to send an x-ray of his busted leg, it wasn't pretty.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=210719&highlight=operation+gold

None of these was my fist safari though, that was made with a little known baiter who went AWOL a long time ago, his name was Cookie Monster. And the safari was an Indian one. We convinces a lad to go from Bapatla to Chennai to pick up some cash promised for completing a TWAT pyramid and doing the ceremony as well. This bait have never been published before. But here is his pyramid he made and a photo of him torching the brown eye.

After this he went to Chennai airport and was supposed to pickup the money. Once i confirmed the safari i informed him that the Malaysian versions of the Gomers had taken the money and replaced them with a parcel of drugs. The intended to use him as a mule and then take the parcel. But the cops found it first and was now looking for him. I suggested that he did best running as fast as he could. And that is exactly what he did. I think that there are still tire marks on the parking lot from when he fled. Very Happy

My 50th, well it was as some said cobaited with The Monsignor. A South African lad approached me and wanted to sell gold. So after a while i let him woo me into accepting is offer. After finding a guyman in London that failed to come twice before christmas i told him that this is it. Come no later then the 5th or the deal was over. The day before he called and insured us that he was coming and that was promising, and in contrast to many lads he took an early train to get to Plymouth in time. But alas, luck was not on his side

New link to be inserted - as per report from 'The Monsignor' - Spot

From our end we could see that the train was indeed late, very late. Due to flooding and signal work. It was over 80 minutes late.

When he arrived late we told him that his trip was not yet over, he needed to take a short taxi fare to Rame to meet with Sterling. So when he gave the taxi driver his phone we knew we had him.

http://www.4shared.com/music/Jg7zBH-wba/DaniSilverPlymouthTaxiDriverCa.html

But that is not all. On Rame there is a webcam that features the chapel along with the path that leads there. And thanks to The Dane we got some photos of the lad walking past the cam. Thanks for helping out with this.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:28 pm

Well done, Dr. Mike. Thank you for inflicting so much lad pain!
beating

♥

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:35 pm

Justcold wrote:

Quote:

about the globe of gay

I'm assuming TM is involved?

Always on his mind...makes me wonder..... Rolling Eyes

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

Cost me a bloody fortune last night.
Without the service.

Fantastic News! Thumbs up

B8er wrote:

It's TM I feel sorry for - having to spend his Saturday evening watching you two pawing each other.

Yes. We have a phrase in the UK: ‘Feeling a bit of a Gooseberry’. Embarassed

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

TM was just as bad. We got recognised by a table of drunks in the restaurant and he was lapping it up. I swear: he was pissed because they didn't have a VIP dining area for celebrities.

During the filming I wore cap & sunglasses so as not to get recognised, whereas SOOI soon dispensed with his in order to satisfy his fervent desire to become a Z-List ‘Nonebrity’, and it was me that was recognised last night. SOOI was infuriated. Ironic really. Cool

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:42 pm

The Monsignor wrote:

to satisfy his fervent desire to become a Z-List ‘Nonebrity’

So we can expect to see him on the next series of I'm a Non-Entity Get Me Out of Here then.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:43 pm

^hahahahahaha! ♥

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:57 pm

Well if you go out for a curry dressed like this then what do you expect ?

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:58 pm

Don't listen to him. He lies.

Me and DM were heading for the door and TM was dragging behind. He was standing by this table full of boozed up guys near enough begging to be recognised.
Only thing he didn't do was put on his Eater T-Shirt and dance on the tables.
One of them said that he remembered TM from somewhere (probably meaning he saw him pushing a shopping trolley around in Tesco's or something) and quick as a flash, TM is like "Yeah. You do. TV. I'm famous".

We had to go back and drag him away all while he was screaming "Do you know who I am??!!!" at the top of his voice.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:10 pm

^Oh, if only I could have been there. Mint thief! Laughing

@TM, methinks JC has a man crush on Mr. Pr1cky. Wink

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:13 pm

TheFae wrote:

@TM, methinks JC has a man crush on Mr. Pr1cky.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:28 pm

Fantastic stuff, Dr. Mike! Very Happy

You give us all something to aspire to.

bow_down

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