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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/Mark2013

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Hello sweet How are you doing over there. I saw your wonderful and lovely pics, and i could not help but adore this queen which prompted me to write you this letter to your inbox, i really wish to be close to you and know you better and see better prospects together. Please inbox me back and let me know your intentions.please reply to my email address..or add me on yahoo [email protected]

thank you

Thank you for your message. I see you live in New York, California.
I didn't know we had a city called that in California, but I've never been there.

So I live in Ohio. That's kind of far from California. I've never tried a long distance
romance before. Have you?

Well I am not married. I got divorced a few years ago. We didn't have any kids. It's just me and my cats here. Do you like cats?

Tell me about yourself.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello Mary.
How are you doing today over there,hope you are having a splendid weekend , Mary i am very sorry for my late reply to your wonderful message, well as for me, i also love pets. i have cats and dogs also in my house, please i would like you to add me in yahoo message , so that we can have a nice chat and know more about each others, because i am not always on this site.

thanks for your understanding and hope to chat with you there.

best regard .

Well fuck me sideways, I am so sorry I haven't responded!
What a terrible person I am. I do hope you are well.
I don't like the yahoo message because some dirty boys over there chat with the yahoo and I don't like it
at all!
I only like emails my dear. I do hope it is ok.
I love that you have pets too. We have something in common!
Always look on the bright side of life.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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hello mary good morning.
how are you doing over there, merry christmas to you and your family and a prosperity new year.. my dear mary thanks so much for mail, yes i think we have something in common, please i would love top know everything about you, hope you mind.

wish you happy new year once again.

take care and enjoy your holiday
bye.

Thank you and Merry Christmas to you too. I do hope I'm not too old for you but I'm well trained at the art of seduction
I am 48, divorced, no kids and have a home that's all mine.
I usually just sleep on the couch since I find my bed to be so cold an lonely with all that extra room.
I work as a nursing assistant at a hospital and I work odd hours. In my spare time I play on the computer and
play with my cats.

Tell me all about yourself!

Always look on the light side of life
Mary
p.m.s: I also like to whistle!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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HELLO dear how are you doing ,
I hope you are doing good now and having a pleasant time .well i wanna use this opportunity to tell you something about me as we are both behind the screen trying to know more about each other ....
My name is Mark Austin from united states. I am a military man from the U.S.A army but i am now in Afghanistan for 2 year peace summit and will be coming home within 2 months for my vacation.I have been a divorced for 5years now and i am having one Son who is 20years and i came to the site which happens to be a dating site to look for someone that i can continue the life with no matter how the distance is because distance doesn't matter when love finds itself and i believe distance is just a mile and it can be closed within a twinkle of an eye by two hearts that have accepted to be together...
Talking about my self,I love friends and family, I am a fun person and make friends easily. I love life, love my family and still have some love to share with a special lady. Life can be lonely without someone...I am a person who is very real when it comes to life and its' issues. Am honest,kind caring,affectionate,good sense of humor,easy going,free thinker,trustworthy and respect the lives of other people.....I'm a man who lives life as it comes to me. I don't worry about tomorrow, for it will be here no matter what I do.The best days of my life are yet to come and i am looking for someone who will love and care about me for a long time relationship that can lead to marriage. Although I would consider myself be a romantic, I don't believe that life is about the 'grand passion.' In reality it is more about comfortable comrade. I am really a fun person who loves people,loves to laugh, I am very caring,love music, dancing, singing ( in my car) ! Love the church...am a devoted friend. I like to have fun,I have strong moral values with honesty and integrity being the core of my personality, am very cool, i respect my dignity....I'm excited to see new places, meet new people and do new things.I'm not a Liar and I don't argue, life's too short but I do value friendship and intimacy.Respect is one of the most important requisites in a relationship, as are honesty and commitment. I enjoy going out to dinner, movies, walks,and quiet times When i have my vacation. I love nature, enjoy learning, and have a deep respect and love for children. I'm fascinated with the world and different cultures and would enjoy learning more about them....I love to laugh and like being around people with a good sense of humor. I also appreciate people who are different and even quirky

I am a cute caring lovable man who is into anything really at this point in my life, whether it be a serious relationship or just Dating, but know my ultimate goal is to find a mate though.. I want to enjoy this pease of my life in my search and if my future mate happens to show up in front of me, I will not let her go.. My passions are meeting my future soul-mate/partner.. I believe I am a very good man with a very beautiful heart with modern qualities.. I'm pretty laid back, down to earth, a very positive person, enjoy the simple things in life.. I'm told that I am kind, caring, generous, thoughtful, opinionated, handsome, and intelligent and have many lovable qualities.. I try to allow life itself not to stress me out and remain a happy go lucky person.. Love to kiss and hug.. I think one of my biggest flaws is being too nice and loyal to people in my life, but it is just the right thing we should all do, but in general, good always outweighs the bad.. I'm very responsible but still let the inner boy in me come out at times, OK maybe sometimes too much.. I'm very flexible in things I like to do, whether it’s going out dinning or just hanging home eating pizza and putting in a DVD.. I love the monsoon season and the lightning it brings.. I'm very thought full of others and always make the best of a bad situation.. I am a divorced after some years of faithfulness and love and was put out . I am looking for someone to spend time with and lead into a lasting long term, rest of my life type of relationship or just a now thing, I will not discount anything right now.. Someone to laugh with and try new things with and make new memories with together, hold each others for hours and hours.. To be able to have fun no matter what we’re doing, as long as it is together.. I really enjoy the act of making love and/or sex and the comfort that comes with it, when the two actually make love just from the act of holding each other sometimes.. Looking so forward to meeting someone for any type of relationship at this point in my life, whatever the situation brings.. I am a caring man that loves companionship and if I am loved, I will love back as much if not more and treat a woman as God expects man to treat them.. I hope to find a woman that needs me to love her and take care of her, as I want her to love and take care of me as well..

I consider myself a very easy going person, even tempered. I love to go for long walks during a beautiful summer sunset with my dog Max along the wonderful walking trails by my home, going for walks during a gentle snowfall in the winter and walks during a crisp and sunny autumn day. I love to cook and a perfect evening would be to decide on a wonderful menu and cook together while enjoying a fine glass of red wine and great music. I enjoy many type of music from easy listening jazz to classical to country western especially Ian Tyson. One of my hobbies is landscape painting and have become quite good, enough so that I can give them away as gifts to my family. My life long passion is genealogy and have been discovering my family roots for the past years. Love old movies, scrabble and nature.

I look into the future with hope and would like to create a relationship based on respect, understanding, trust and love. Seeking a relationship with longevity and not just something will end in just a blink of an eye. I have a great sense of humor and can dish it out to make a sad day enjoyable. Honestly I've all that it takes to be a man, I don't really need anything from my partner. maybe in terms of circumstances there might some kind of help from each other, helping to make things right. It's not all that easy meeting that rightful woman with all those qualities which I'm dreaming off, I love friends and family...I am a very sincere person who laughs easily, loves to tease and be teased and who communicates openly and honestly.

Take care and have a wonderful day. i will also be happy if you can write and tell me about yourself hope to hear from you soon, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

BEST REGARD
Mark Austin

best regard.

Wow, you certainly tell your life story right away LOL
Well I was born in March, you know what they say about March? In like a kitty cat out like a lion.
I suppose the lion is my power animal, especially since I can roar real loud in the bedroom when I accidently step on my clipped
toe nails that are laying in the carpet so they pierce my skin;
I'm a insulin dependent diabetic so sometimes I don't feel my feet at all, those are good days.
As a child, I was considered gifted. As a teenager I lost that gift when I got some slight brain damage
from an alcohol poisoning during senior week. It.was.awesome.
I like to drive real fast. I have a lot of speeding tickets. LOL
I always dreamed of a Disney wedding. I still wear disney underpanties. One day I hope I could show you my minnie mouse.
She's lonely.
I work a dead end job with no real hope in site since I don't qualify for disability. Retirement at 95 really sucks balls.
The only good thing about 2014 is manditory Obama care where all the hospitals and doctors are required to
file for bankruptcy so that the government can control our health. It's so good to be an American, isn't it?
Free health care for all amen! Taylor Swift is my hereo.
I hope you write soon!

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:44 pm

Great stuff, really funny to read! clapping

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:52 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! He's "honest, and caring" and he's in the "USA Army". is that like the "KISS ARMY"?? I was in that one back in '74.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Thanks MG-you are really tearing up the love rats here.

OMG-Thurston is here!?!?
We're getting the band back together! I have to tell Maryann!
Where did Gilligan get to....

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:59 am

Alcohol poisoning in HS, those were the days. Sadly, my liver didn't enjoy it as much as I, now it doesn't let me drink anymore Evil or Very Mad

Yes, It.was.AWESOME!!!

I can see this one is special. At least I think so, I didn't read that crap he wrote extolling his virtues.

YAY Thurston is here!! Where's lovey?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:48 pm

The two of you will make an awesome couple Cool

This is getting better and better!

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:45 am

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I have dog i like eating

He really shouldn't work on his punctuation. Lol

I love it when you throw your crazy around!! Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:16 pm

Took me a while but in Oscar Piles style:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZiIzZQC0c0

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I think we all love some Ginger Spice! She's my kind of crazy, or maybe just her own flavor, but I like it.

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:50 pm

Sometimes, Ginger scares me! In a good kind of way. Laughing

I miss OP, haven't seen him for a while. Did money pak lad kidnap him?

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:05 pm

No the evil puffins in Iceland. He should be almost over his hangover any day now. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

What the hell was I drinking last night? That email isn't from him, it's the other turd! I'll fix it soon.

Love your avi GT, I've got a dog that looks just like it!
OP better watch out, Capone is getting the good youtube finds.
Speaking of Ginger Spice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjuGSig4o_o

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:52 am

Thanks Ginger! That's Teddy. He's a shi tzu poodle mix. A very spoiled one. Smile

@Capone thanks for stepping in! I was beginning to go through fitting youtube vid withdrawals! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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hello Mary.
thanks so much for your lovely and wonderful latter. yes is nice to be an American, please can you send me some of your pictures, i would love to see your pretty and cute face.
thank you
best regard

thank you!
here's my pics,
hope you can send some too!

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hello Mary , thank you so much for your pretty pictures, i love it so much, mary i think i am having some feelings for you, i am sorry to said , but what i feel inside my heart is true, i don't know how you will feel if i ask you to marry me , i think i am in love with you, well here are some of my pictures, hope you gonna like them,

thank you so much,
best regard

oh wow, You are very hansome!
I have feelings for you too, my heart nearly lept out of my chest when I saw you may want to marry me.
I'm cautious of course, but so excited.
I think I love you too!
Yours Always,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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hello Mary, how are you doing over there today, how is work and family with you, and also your pet. hope every body is fine,
thanks so much for your nice wards , yes i would to love to spend the rest of my life with a woman like you, please can you open a yahoo account for me and you, so that we can always chat online,

hi mark austin
so happy to hear from you again
the pets are doing great, how about you?
I hope you are well
I tried to open yanhoo but my computer crashed
I wonder if you may visit me and fix it?

Miss you!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Dec 2013 Posts: 5

this guy sent me a personal gift on FishMeetFish....so maybe there will be more coming up lol

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^It's good to have another baiter keeping him occupied. Did he send the kiss or the bear? I keep forgetting to check my 'gifts' on that site.

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i am glad you are fine and the pets too, well i wish i can fly from here to you and fix your computer for you, sorry for that , what are you doing now, have you eaten your lunch, what did you eat for lunch.?

love you so much.

best regard

hi again!
yes, i had lunch. It was a delightful rice bowl with pinapple and shrimp.
Did you eat?

Love you,
Mary

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hello honey,

how are you doing, i guess you are fine, sorry for my late respond to your message, i was so busy with meetings and some issue here due to the situation in Afghanistan, i miss you so much, i can't wait to be with you as my lovely wife, please i want you to promise me that you will never hurt my love for you, because i seen my heart is for you, i really feel something for you.
honey, i want you to try and create a yahoo account for me and you please, i want to chat with you always .and know how you are doing.

love you so much
best regard

I cannot get into yahoo, my computer keeps crashing.
I do enjoy our emails so I don't see a need for that yahoo stuff.
Hope you had a good day. Do be careful!
I miss you and love you!

He's a lazy lad, wants to yahoo chat.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello sweetheart,
how are you doing today my lovely queen, hope everything is fine with you and your job also is not hectic for you, i miss you so much. can't wait to be with you my queen, you have become a part of my life can't stop thinking of you.please my love , i want you to promise me that you will never let me down , has i have made up my heart to be with you and spend the rest of my life with you, i have many plans for our futures, i seen you are the right woman for me, and i will do any thing that would make you happy and show you love and care forever till the end of my life.

love you so much,
thanks so much for your love and care for me.

yours lovely husband

My loving husband,
It feels so weird saying that when we havent yet met.
I wonder when we will meet. My heart parpilates when I see you have emailed me.
I am so glad you know me and I know you.
I hope you have such a wonderful day.
Yours always.

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:08 pm

I've heard rumors this Ginger Lee is one sick chick. Rumors confirmed.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^I wonder why you would think that? Laughing

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Dear Mary,

What a wonderful beginning to a new year! It began late in the previous year -- me finding you, chatting online, confessing my love, and then it happens all over again. The feelings that I’ve felt for you all along begin to resurface. Only this time, I am free to act on them without fear of upsetting anyone.

What more can a man say to the woman who opened her heart to him, allowing him to feel the warmth of her love across the great distance that separates them? You truly have no idea what I feel for you.

I try to put this feeling into words, but fail miserably. This feeling of being both scared and at peace, of having both butterflies and a sense of calm, is a feeling that I have only dreamed about. As the days continue to pass, my love for you continues to grow. I never thought I had the capacity to love anybody as much as I love you right now. Yet, my love for you continues to mature, growing beyond the realm of my heart. It seems that you have become the fiber of my soul, the very reason for my existence.

I have no other words to describe the way you make me feel. No words, no actions could even come close. I believe that Ronald Regan said it best to Nancy in a letter, telling her only that, i more than love you. Their love was a strong love, surviving everything, even death. I believe that even after his passing, Nancy felt Ronald's love for her raining down upon her. That is why she has always seemed at peace after the death of such a truly loving husband. That is the love that I feel for you.please send me more of your pictures again, i love to seen them everyday.

thank you.
Forever Yours,

Mark Austin.

Dear Mark,

I hate Ronald Regan and am glad he is dead.
Did you know there's a velveeta shortage? He is responsible for that.
How am I going to make my taco dip without velveeta?

Well I enjoyed your email, except the Ronald Regan part.

Did you eat today?

Love,
Mary

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:45 pm

^A Velveeta Shortage???? Its like I heard that somewhere before but I just can't put my finger on it.