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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 778
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:39 pm |
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What is the most any lad has tried using to lure you?
Today a very eager lad offered me USD1,164,678,364.55 --a strangely specific amount for so large a sum--and yes he even spelled it out to the penny.
Ah, but not to be topped by anyone (I suppose), he managed to forget this amazing sum by the end of his email where he claimed it is a cool, even $1.6 billion coming my way in unclaimed funds. He explains this is because of accrued interest.
Lucky me! I earned over $430,000,000.00 in interest in the time it took for me to read halfway through a lad email!
I wonder if he is going to try to pay me with an ATM card.
I'm pretty sure this lad is my new all-time highest offer. |
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Am surprise you are west-ting this much time and you know that your daughters life is astake ... I see it strange, something is fishing."
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agnomen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2012
Posts: 2270
Location: Staring at my slice of ocean
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:45 pm |
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Inspector Gadget was getting a loan for $16 trillion to build a Death Star. Not sure if it was an offer or a request.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=228130 |
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x21 from 1st bait and counting  Apr 2012 - present 4 years months (includes 3 month hiatus due to boredom) "circling in one circle over one year now something must be going wrong”
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:43 pm |
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Mal was offered $250 billion.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1350825&highlight=billion#1350825
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1444478&highlight=billion#1444478 |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:23 am |
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Most I was ever offered was a specialty surgeon for my pet rabbit that had three ears and one of them was impacted. The lad was going to fly over the rabbit ear impaction specialty surgeon and marry me (forgetting that I was a nun, and it was Easter). It was going to cost ME.
You did say "most offered."
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:32 am |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:46 am |
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PF, really? It won't fit as an avatar.
Pixels and such.  |
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GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:46 am |
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Don't worry PF, I've got your back (I know it's early over there in Canada so you're probably tucked up in bed with your cuddly SOOI doll)
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:47 pm |
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^Thank you, B8er. A new look for the new year! ♥ |
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x 4 x 5 x 6
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GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:28 pm |
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Looks good on you 
I forgot to add a banana though - may be next time. |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 778
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow
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Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:14 pm |
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I'm amazed. Every time I think lads simply can not be THAT stupid, they ramp up the stupid by factors of ten.
250 Billion? IThat's a level of order above my best! 'm devestated that I do not merit this astounding fund.
The Death Star loan is simply staggering. Did you try any US Senator? Just look for one of eany party who is up for re-election.
That reminds me, I did have a lad offer to hire me to be a US Representative. I'm sure he was looking for a money launderer, but his phrasing made it seem like he was hiring me for Congress. Alas, it was not in my catcher account and I deleted it before remebering to forward it to my catcher. (I get stupider every day--I must have contracted lad think.) I could have had fun with the congressional job angle. |
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- Straight Bait since 2008 -
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"I swear with my living GOD I SERVE BY WHATEVER FIND HOLY ...THIS IS TRULY HOLY HAND JOB I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU”
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Am surprise you are west-ting this much time and you know that your daughters life is astake ... I see it strange, something is fishing."
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"If You Are A Sinner That Means You Will Go To Hill. Repaint ..."
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"you son a beach , bastard , you will die by gun, ogun will kill you [a dozen death threats snipped] ANY PLANS YOU HAVE PLANNED EITHER TO RUB ME OR ANY OTHER THING , YOU WILL DIR BY OGUN BYE" -- One truly pissed off lad. |
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