Lad asking a lot of questions..

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Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:37 pm

I know this is the typical lad trying to get an already scammed person..
But it is just really funny and reminds me of the late-night infomericals.

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Attn:Our Dear Fund Beneficiary,

1. Have you been battered, bruised and dehumanized by greedy payment officials in the past?

2. Have you lost so much money while trying to receive your funds?

3. Have you been bombarded daily with emails all promising to help you but to no avail?

4. Have you been deceived several times by people you trusted to help you receive your fund?

5. Have you been rendered homeless or lost all you worked for in life while trying to get your fund?

6. Have you contemplated suicide because of the huge loss or debt you are into as a result of this deal?

7. Have you tried receiving your fund through bank to bank wire transfer but it did not work out?

8. Have you tried receiving your fund through ATM card without success?

9. Have you tried receiving your fund through Diplomatic Cash delivery or payment without success?

10. Have you tried receiving your fund through Online banking to no avail?

11. Have your fund been developing obstacles at every turn where it seems it wants to work out?

12. Are you tired of endless stories by greedy government officials and their agents?

13. Do you want to start the year 2014 with shout of joy and happiness?

14. Do you want all that happend to you in the past to be History?

15. Do you wish to have your fund truly paid to you so that you can start a new life?

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Lester wrote:

1. Have you been battered, bruised and dehumanized

Yes, SOOI does it daily. Where is my money?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:46 pm

Lester wrote:

11. Have your fund been developing obstacles at every turn where it seems it wants to work out?]

Yes, mostly of my making.

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:50 pm

16. All of the above??? Yes.

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:23 pm

^ I was thinking more...

None of the above. I paid a small, and in my opinion, reasonable level of demurrage, and my trunk boxes arrived as promised by diplomatic courier without a single hitch.

Of course, the lad could go either way after hearing that.

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:07 pm

answer the first question, wait for the reply then answer the second or find a way to delay in the lad's reply Smile

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:14 pm

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1. Have you been buttered, brushed and dehumidified by greedy payment officials in the past?

A little tweaking here and there and you have the perfect de-education opportunity.

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:16 pm

Can't wait for the buttered trophy pic or video Smile

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