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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:45 pm

This sparkling example of ladness leaped out while perusing my catcher account.

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Subject: Hi

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My dear Friend,

Please accept my deepest greetings and permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. Due to my crumbled business here, I am interested and have decided to establish a profitable and viable business as a means of investment abroad.

I do not know too well on how this is done in your country, so I will need you to help me in this regard. However, I will be most appreciated if you can come up with any good business idea to invest EIGHT million united States dollars. Tell me more about your country and the kind of fast growing business there that I can invest on.

I will be expecting your reply and your interest in my suggestion to enable us go into details.

Mr.John Addo
reply to([email protected])

Crumbleds are the future I tells ya! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:52 pm

I have heard of a Crumbley Construction Company.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:55 pm

[HOMER]Mmmmm Apple Crumble[/HOMER]

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:00 pm

This sounds like a real opportunity to build an empire.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

A 'crumbled business' down to their last $8 million Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:24 pm

^ Exactly. There's big money to be made in crumbleds. Laughing

I have no idea what they are, but I want in. I just hope it's not a crumbled bubble. Confused

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 10:12 am

I got a reply and it appears he not only runs a crumbled business, he's the personal assisstance to the Minister of finance Lome Togo.

Let's hope he doesn't run that into the ground as well. Just to be on the safe side, I'll hold off on my interest in investing in crumbleds.

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:23 pm

Haha, I've baited this lad. He used [email protected] back then. So I guess he plowed through 2000 email addys since then. He was a gold lad, one of the few that didn't make it to Rame last spring and summer. But TM and I have reason to believe that he did make it somewhere for his brother called us and wondered where his brother John was when John himself had gone AWOL after promising to come to Europe to meet us.
Naturally we told the brother that poor John had been killed by gunshot in the UK. Odd thing is that the lad seemed to believe us. And when John finally resurfaced he was angry as shit.

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:29 pm

^ That's worth knowing. I haven't spoken to him on the phone yet. I'll save him until the new year and get a recording and post it for confirmation.

He's very keen and sends lots of emails. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:22 pm

John Addo Smith? HAHAHAHAHA! Great Memories! Very Happy

I'd give a Premium Membership for a scan of his Passport UK Visa page with the 'REFUSED ENTRY' stamp across it.

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:19 am

Dr Mike wrote:

Haha, I've baited this lad. He used [email protected] back then. So I guess he plowed through 2000 email addys since then. He was a gold lad, one of the few that didn't make it to Rame last spring and summer. But TM and I have reason to believe that he did make it somewhere for his brother called us and wondered where his brother John was when John himself had gone AWOL after promising to come to Europe to meet us.
Naturally we told the brother that poor John had been killed by gunshot in the UK. Odd thing is that the lad seemed to believe us. And when John finally resurfaced he was angry as shit.

Funny.... I just happened to receive his investment request yesterday. His email is [email protected] now. Sadly he doesn't want to play with me because I refused to send him a passport scan.

John Addo
An Ich
Dez 30 um 10:56 PM
Greetings Julia,

Compliment of the season.

I apologized using this medium to reach you for a transaction/business
of this magnitude, but this is due to Confidentiality and prompt
access reposed on this medium. In unfolding this proposal, I want to
count on you, as a respected and honest person to handle this
project/transaction with sincerity, trust and confidentiality.

Ms Julia,thank's very much for your concern to help me to invest this
fund ($8,000,000usa) Eighth Million United States dollars) with your
help is very good manner and will like to invest this fund in your
country, if you can handle the transfer.. a.s.o.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2012 Posts: 100

Cookies?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:43 am

I was thinking blue cheese. Smile

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:45 am

Think one of my many characters would just love to deal in crumbled businesses. Might even try for a safari too as I'm frightfully bored at the moment and a lad safari would certainly cheer me up no end Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:56 am

Well, he dropped me first because I didn't provide passport scan or phone number, but now he's back.
As you have some experience with that guy, are there any recommendations how to play him out best? Does someone want to join in?

John Addo <[email protected]>
An Ich
3 Jan um 8:25 AM
Good Morning,

The Bank will resume work today and i will be going to the Bank for
the application form and the contract authentication letter that you
will submit to the Bank as the rightful beneficairy to the fund.

I will grt back to you as soo as possible.

John Addo

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:41 am

Julia Linke-Zecke hat Kontaktdetails mit jsmith_20000 ausgetauscht.
[11:34:06] Julia Linke-Zecke: ok, but it will have to be a short talk, I'm in a hurry, I'm on my way to an appointment
[11:34:37] *** Anruf an jsmith_20000 - aufgelegt, keine Antwort oder abgelehnt. ***
[11:36:18] *** Anruf an jsmith_20000 - aufgelegt, keine Antwort oder abgelehnt. ***
[11:36:32] Julia Linke-Zecke: hello? why don't you take my call?
[11:37:45] *** Anruf an jsmith_20000 - aufgelegt, keine Antwort oder abgelehnt. ***
[11:38:47] Julia Linke-Zecke: Ok, so you want to hear my voice, you're online as far as I can see, but you don't accept my call? What's going on?
[11:39:02] Julia Linke-Zecke: I have tried to call you 3 times now
[11:39:57] *** Anruf an jsmith_20000 - aufgelegt, keine Antwort oder abgelehnt. ***

hmmmm, I will try to catch him later

[11:50:17] *** Anruf an jsmith_20000 - aufgelegt, keine Antwort oder abgelehnt. ***
[11:50:27] Julia Linke-Zecke: are you still there?
[11:50:42] *** Anruf an jsmith_20000 - aufgelegt, keine Antwort oder abgelehnt. ***
[11:52:45] Julia Linke-Zecke: Can you explain to me why you are just not accepting my calls? I must say you act kind of strange.....
[11:52:46] *** Anruf an jsmith_20000 - aufgelegt, keine Antwort oder abgelehnt. ***
[11:53:12] jsmith_20000: i have no speaker here
[11:53:14] Julia Linke-Zecke: May I remind you that it is you who wants to hear my voice?
[11:53:26] jsmith_20000: yes
[11:53:29] Julia Linke-Zecke: Oh.......ok, so what are we gonna do?
[11:53:32] *** Anruf an jsmith_20000 - aufgelegt, keine Antwort oder abgelehnt. ***
[11:53:45] jsmith_20000: what about your phoe nuber
[11:54:29] Julia Linke-Zecke: let's just go on tomorrow, ok? I told you time is tight, I have an appointment, I'm in a hurry
[11:55:14] jsmith_20000: you have tro send me the requweted infoprmation asap
[11:55:32] jsmith_20000: so we can proceed to contact the Bank
[11:55:52] Julia Linke-Zecke: I have not received any form to fill out yet, just your note that you'd be talking to the bank today
[11:56:16] Julia Linke-Zecke: I have to go now.... pls. email me, and will get everything done
[11:56:33] jsmith_20000: yes nd will gonna scan the form and send to ytou later today
[11:56:50] Julia Linke-Zecke: ok....thank you...let's talk tomorrow!
jsmith_20000

there we go.....

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