Refusing to take no for an answer.

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Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:49 pm

This is my first bait in a few years and I haven't lost my touch. My lad is now waaaayy off script after I was arrested for public indecency (long story) but we're now at the stage where I'm waiting for forms - the Personal Ration Intelligence Quotent (PRIQ) test - coming back from them so that they can join my organisation in order for me to get the money to release the trunk from the security company.

Needless to say the questions on the form are somewhat unusual and this has caught my lad off guard.

I forgot how much fun refusing to take no for an answer was...

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Dear
Greetings to you. i have recived your mail with it content and i am happy to was your effort so far i want to inform you that i have gotten those attachment with the question on it i want you to understand that these question you gave me to answer is not a simply question one should write without going a training for beside before some one gose for any examination he or she have to go something like a traning for such,I plead you to anwser the questions on my behalf since you knows about the processus their in your orgnisation as you said; when you mentioned a form on your mail i think is all about filling about personal information without knowing that you are given me exam to write for you what was that surpose to mean i did not know how to go about it if you can do and write the questions on my behalf because is deficult for me i have not read or come across such questions before (Edit - I'm not surprised about that Laughing

) here.i was thinking if it's somthing like filling some information which everyone knows as form without knowing that you are giving such a deficult questions to answer while you know that i have a lot of domestic work to do here in the hospital runing from one hospital word to another attending and given treatment to sick ones mostly now that Madams Condition is very bad here Because of the condition of Mrs Anita Kone the the doctor told me not to go out from her..

i will like to here from you about how far you have gone with the Security Company Director. pls i want to know about the new Development concerning the delivery arrangement of the trunk box to you when are they going to make the delivery to your country as the new beneficary to the trunk box as Mrs Anita Kone said on her instructions to you for you to carry out this humanitarian project for the work of Allah. i will be waiting to here from you as soon as possible and remember to do as Mrs Anita Kone told you prevously and don't fell to follow the instructions from the director to avoid problems along the delivery to your Country and remember that she have put all her trust on you as the servant of Allah to handle this project for work of Allah.

Thanks.

Sister Angela Koffi.
(Nurse).

So, I've stuck to my guns and decided that without the forms, she won't be seeing a single penny -

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Dear Sister Koffi,

Gadzooks! You really are trying my patience here.

Sister Koffi, let me make something clear - there is $8.5m at stake here. Now, I am supplying the funding - £550 which, while it isn't quite $8.5m, is still a lot of money.

Now, in order to get this £550, I need you to carry out your side of the agreement. I need you to become a member of C.L.I.T. Like I have stated previously, there are no right or wrong answers to the questions on the form, it is simply used to measure how much of a free thinker you are. The other simply requires you to sign and date it. I will make this clear -

WITHOUT THESE FORMs I CANNOT GET THE £550.

As you know Sister Koffi, I take my role as the Honorary Grand Fellow of the C.L.I.T Program very seriously - very seriously indeed - and I am flabbergasted that you would ask me to forge the documents on your behalf. Not only would this be a direct conflict to the oath I swore upon membership, but would also consitute fraud and C.L.I.T could strip me of my role and start criminal proceedings against me. I'm already on thin ice as it is after the camping incident and a fraud charge would not look good on my annual review.

And what stage am I at with the good people at Assistance Security 2000? Well, at the moment I'm apologising to them on your behalf because of the amount of time you're taking to fill in the forms with you.

Don't get me wrong Sister Koffi, I am not angry with you - just disappointed. I honestly thought that with poor Mrs Kone's impending demise you would be trying to move things along a little.
Sister Koffi, there is no more time for stalling. Please, fill in the documents as best you can and return them to me in the format I requested, and don't even think of coming back to me with an excuse.

I await the forms in your next mail.

Regards,

I assume that this is still the "done method" for Eater. I'll post the forms when I get them - and trust me, I WILL get them.

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:08 pm

It is indeed still a well tried and done method at Eater. And it'll always be a favorite I think.

I love how they always write such huge walls of text to just basically say "I can't be bothered to do this, can you do it for me?"

Still though, that's a good thing for us. Taking so long trying to refuse is helping us waste their time.

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:41 am

Welcome back to baiting, Gaz.

What is C.L.I.T.? Confused

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Dec 2009 Posts: 316

Gadzooks,
if this marvellous-sounding C.L.I.T. would not exist, someone had to invent it.

btw-
I am honourable,
I am grand,
I am a fella,
so - is there a way to become a Honorary Grand Fellow of the C.L.I.T Program ?

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