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My responses in bold. All misspellings are on purpose. Happy reading!

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Dear my beloved In Christ,

I am very happy to hear from you and I want you to know that this is the work of the Lord and he has chosen you to do this work for his people which hope that you will open your heart to assist me in this charity work.

I have made up my mind in giving you the money for the help of charity work in your country and I have see that you are willing to help me with your heart to fulfil this work which I am giving to you.

Please I will like you to reply me with your full name, house address, phone number and name of your country so that I will use it to give authorization letter for the claiming of the Trunk Box from the security company to enable them to know that I am the one who is directing you to contact and claim the box from their security company.

Once I hear from you about the information, I will give you the information of the security company so that you will contact them immediately.

Thank for your understanding and God bless you.

From your sister in Christ,
Mrs Linda Benjamin.

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Linda,

Thankyou for your email, my address is below:

Robin Itardnut,
18 Whackov Lane
Morn Inglory,
Chester,
CH14 9SA
England.

Unfortunately i don't have a phone at the minute, a peacock got tangled in the lanyard and took it to its nest.

Please confirm that you are genuine in your email offer, I love charity work and m eating small children. I would like to see your well stuff trunk boxers and do hope they are secure and only myself can access them?

I look forward to hearing from you.

Robin.

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Dear Robin Itardnut,

Thank for your reply and the information. I am much happy to hear from you again. Praise be to the lord.

Please my beloved; I want you to know that this charity work which I am doing with you right now is real. So you don’t have to get double mind because all is genuine.

According to my message to you yesterday, I told you that once I hear from you with the information that I will direct you to the security company so that you will contact them for the delivery of the Trunk Box to your country England.

I am replying you with the deposit certificate of the Trunk Box for you to see that all I am telling you is real, so please I will like you to open your heart and welcome this work so that by the special grace of the lord, let see if the security company will deliver the box to you before the end of next week.

I am sending you authorization letter which you will send to the security company the delivery of the Trunk Box to you in your country England. So please I will like you to follow my directive in sending the authorization letter to the security company for them to deliver the box to you.

I want you to know that the security company do not know that money is containing in the box,so we don’t have to tell them that money is containing in the box. This is between two of us.

Use the email address of the security company to send to the authorization letter so that they will reply and tell you their procedure for the delivery of the Trunk Box to you in your country.

Great Alliance Security Company.
Director/Mr.Larry Machichi
Address/7 William Anorma Abidjan Coted d'Ivoire.
P.o Box/ 1369 Abidjan Coted d'Ivoire.
Phone/+22566954986
mail: [email protected]

Please as soon as you send the authorization letter to the security company,i will like you to inform me.

May God bless you,

From your sister in Christ,
Mrs Linda Benjamin.

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Yo Mo,

Please find attached the letter and certificate of deposit as requested. I look forward to hearing from you, i hope Linda recovers from the swollen plums soonest.

Many Trumps,
Robin.

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Linda,

Thankyou for the email below, you do appear to be a genuine person with a genuine deal. I confirm that i have also recieved the security documents.
In order to release money in future weeks i also have to follow the transaction guidelines of my banking company (it is a private bank and is slightly different to the normal UK ones).

They ask me for proof of ID (which i have given them) I do need to see YOUR ID so i know this transaction is genuine and can proceed.

Just before i email the security firm, what do the security company think is in the box? If i tell them it is foodstuff is that okay?

Thanks

Robin.

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Dear Robin Itardnut,

Thank for your reply.Please I want you to know that I am giving you this fund without the knowing of my husband relative.So asking them to give me my ID while the ID is not with me in the hospital they will know what I am doing with the ID and it might bring problem for you not to get the fund again from the security company.

I will send you my ID when I have the time to send it confidential. Please when contacting the security company,I will like you to tell them that you are requesting of the transaction of Family Valuable One Trunk Box Deposited in the name of Mr.Marcus Benjamin of Coted’Ivoire and you can send them the deposit certificate and the authorization letter for them to know that I am the one who is directing you to receive the Trunk Box.

Please I want you to know that money is inside the box and I don’t want the security company to know about that and that is why my husband did not tell them also.He told the company that is containing family valuable and you will apply for the delivery of the family valuable belonging to Mr.Marcus Benjamin.

I will like you to contact the security company immediately.

I hope you understand me.
From your sister in Christ,
Mrs Linda Benjamin.

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Linda,
Why are you in the hospital? Is it to do with your plums?
Please can you find a way to send ID, even if it is through carrier pigeon.

Regards
Robin.

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GREAT ALLIANCE SECURITY COMPANY
GUARD & DELIVERY SERVICE
NO:7 WILLIAM ANORMA ABIDJAN,COTE D'IVOIRE
P.O.BOX:1369 ABIDJAN,COTE D'IVOIRE
TELEPHONE:+22566954986
DIRECTOR:MR.LARRY MACHICHI.

ATTENTION:ROBIN ITARDNUT,
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT OUR COMPANY HAVE RECEIVED YOUR NOTIFICATION ABOUT THE DEPOSIT CONSIGNMENT OF (LATE)MR.MARCUS BENJAMIN. CODE OF DEPOSIT AND NUMBER IS CORRECT (769F258)(3665944).

YOUR APPLICATION OF TRANSACTION IN OUR OFFICE IS NOTIFYING US THAT YOU HAVE BEEN NOMINATED BYMRS.LINDA BENJAMIN FOR THE CLAIM OF ONE TRUNK BOX DEPOSITED IN OUR COMPANY DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY ENGLAND.

SIR/MADAM, FOR YOUR INFORMATION AND UNDERSTANDING OF OUR MODE OF OPERATION BEFORE GIVEN YOU MORE DETAILS ABOUT THE DEPOSIT OR OUR COMPANY'S FORMALITIES, YOU ARE ADVISE TO SEND US YOUR IDENTICATION LIKE,A COPY OF YOUR PHOTO,PASSPORT,DRIVER LICENCE OR ANY OF YOUR ID CARD FOR YOUR IDENTICATION AND WHICH WILL ENABLE OUR DIPLOMAT TO KNOW THE SPECIFIC PERSON TO DELIVER THIS CONSIGNMENT IN HIS ARRIVAL TO YOUR COUNTRY ENGLAND.

AFTER WE RECEIVE THIS IDENTIFICATION FROM YOU,WE WILL ATTEND TO YOUR REQUEST ACCORDINGLY,AND IT WILL ENABLE US TO SEND YOU OUR COMPANY'S FORMALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF DEPOSIT.

BE INFORMED IMMEDIATELY THIS CONFIRMATION IS RECEIVED, WE WILL FORWARD YOU THE COMPANY'S PROCEEDURES TO FILL AND RETURN BACK, TO ENABLE YOU APPLY AND FURNISH US WITH YOUR DETAILS INFORMATION OFFICIALLY FOR THE PROCESSING OF CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP PROPERTY NAME TO YOUR OWN FAVOUR AND ALSO ISSUING YOU A NEW BENEFICIARY'S DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE.

FINALLY,WE WILL LIKE YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT GREAT ALLIANCE SECURITY COMPANY IS READY TO OFFER YOU THE BEST SERVICE TO SEE THAT YOU RECEIVED THIS CONSIGNMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY ENGLAND.

THANK FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING,

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.

BEST REGARDS.
GREAT ALLIANCE SECURITY COMPANY
DIRECTOR:MR.LARRY MACHICHI.

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Hi There,

How privileged i feel to email such a grand name 'great alliance'!

Please find attached my driver license as requested.

Please can you send a photo of the courier who will be delivering the box so i can let my street security know.

Thanks

Robin.

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Londa,

I have been contacted by the security group who asked me to send a puctire of my driving license which i have now don. I am a little cautious of this security company and wanted your reasssurrance that the security company is valid. Do you have a puctire of the company building or something that i can look at, maybe a business card or someone with the security company T shirt on? This would go a long way to my trust in this compane.

Many Thanks
Robin

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GREAT ALLIANCE SECURITY COMPANY
GUARD & DELIVERY SERVICE
NO:7 WILLIAM ANORMA ABIDJAN,COTE D'IVOIRE
P.O.BOX:1369 ABIDJAN,COTE D'IVOIRE
TELEPHONE:+22544605857
DIRECTOR:MR.LARRY MACHICHI.

ATTN:ROBIN ITARDNUT,

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE RECEIVED THE IDENTIFICATION REQUESTED FROM YOU TO ENABLE OUR COMPANY DIPLOMAT TO KNOW THE SPECIFIC PERSON TO HANDLE THE CONSIGNMENT UPON HIS ARRIVAL IN YOUR COUNTRY ENGLAND.

WE WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED ON YOUR INFORMATION HOLDING THE CONSIGNMENT IN OUR CUSTODY AND HAVE ASCERTAINED THAT THE CONSIGNMENT WAS DEPOSITED BY (LATE) MR.MARCUS BENJAMIN.

WITH REGARD, WE CONFIRMED YOUR APPLICATION LEGAL IN OUR SECURITY FIRM BECAUSE WE HAVE DISCUSSED A BIT OF THIS TRANSACTION WITH YOUR NOMINATING PARTNER MRS.LINDA BENJAMIN.HOWEVER, WE HEREBY ASSURING YOU THAT THIS COMPANY IS WILLING TO ASSIST WITH THE LEGAL PROCEEDURES FOR CLAIM OF THIS CONSIGNMENT DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY ENGLAND.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,WE HAVE TODAY MOVED THE CONSIGNMENT TO THE AIRPORT FOR CUSTOM VERIFICATION BEFORE THE CONSIGNMENT WILL BE LEAVING FROM OUR AIRPORT TO YOUR COUNTRY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.FIND ATTACH DOCUMENT IS GIVING TO YOU BY THE CUSTOM SERVICE TO CONFIRMED THAT THE DEPARTURE OF THE CONSIGNMENT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED LEGAL.

ACCORDING TO YOUR REQUEST,I AM REPLYING YOU WITH THE PASSPORT OF THE DIPLOMAT MR.DAVID MICHAEL FOR YOUR IDENTIFICATION.

I WANT TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THE DELIVERY OF THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY NEEDED A CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE WHICH WILL BEAR YOUR NAME (ROBIN ITARDNUT) AS THE NEW BENEFICIARY OF THE CONSIGNMENT.

THE CERTIFICATE OF CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP WILL BE OBTAIN HERE IN THE MINISTRY OF JUSTICE AND I HAVE ASCERTAINED THE COST OF THE CERTIFICATE AND IT WILL COST YOU THE SUM OF £680 POUNDS WHICH YOU WILL SEND TO US IMMEDIATELY FOR THE SECURING OF THE CERTIFICATE.

WE ADVICE YOU TO GO AHEAD AND SEND THE MONEY TO US AS REQUESTED.KINDLY SEND THE MONEY TO THE BELOW INFORMATION.

RECEIVER’S NAME: ONUOHA CHRISTIAN CHIMA
CITY: ABIDJAN
QUESTION: WHAT FOR
ANSWER: DOC
COUNTRY: COTED’IVOIRE

WE WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM WITH THE NAME STATED ABOVE.

FINALLY,WE HAVE PUTTED EVERYTHING IN ORDER,THE DIPLOMATIC SHIPMENT FORM HAVE BEEN FILLED ON YOUR BEHALF AND THE OTHER THING IS IN YOUR HAND TO SEND THE ABOVE MONEY FOR THE SECURING OF THE CERTIFICATE.

WE ARE HERE TO GIVE YOU THE BEST OF OUR SERVICE AND ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE THE CONSIGNMENT AS YOU REQUESTED.

THANK FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING,

BEST REGARDS.
GREAT ALLIANCE SECURITY COMPANY
DIRECTOR:MR.LARRY MACHICHI.

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Hi Linda,

Have you had chance to supply photo ID, this is required so i can process the transaction with the security firm.

Thanks
Robin.

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Greeting to you in the wonderful name of our lord and saviour. I am truly honoured to receive your impressive message today as a man of God over your willingness to partake in this kingdom work.

I thank you very much for your prayers upon me and consideration to be a good steward in handling this fund, I have much courage to confide in you and I could believe that it is truly the WILL of God that this funds will be used directly to his work and could believe that with your strong faith and much commitments this vow will be materialized without any hindrances from the devil.

As a child of God, we should not fear because God promised us that no evil shall befall upon those who put their trust and faith in him. I am not in fear that whoever that involves himself in cheating and deceiving people must surely receive the wrath of God as the bible which we normally read tells us that he that eat deceitfully, at the last day his mouth will be filled with gravel.

I want you to take it from me and believe that I am not in anyway having any intention to betray or cheat you which if I in anyway have such intentions, let God whom you and I worship day and night reward me back sister Linda with any kind of punishment and pestilence who he will prefer to use in rewarding me back that I sister Linda have committed. Only God will bear me witness that I am for real and he will judge me if I am telling lies about my condition and the fund which I am giving to you for the work of God in your country England.

My intouchment with you is not by my power or might but through the divine leading and inspirations of the lord almighty, and I have every reason to believe that you will act according to my vision in this kingdom advancement.

Nevertheless, I knew what it took me before i could conclude with my spirit to entrust this fund in your care thus my bible gives me the full interpretations of the seed sower and it revives my faith in him because it is well obvious to me that my reward will only come from God. It is so painful whenever i realized my condition as a barren woman who lived with her husband for several years without a fruit of the womb, but I am encouraged with what the bible teaches me that we should cast all our burdens upon him. I have concluded that whether life or death I must glorify the lord with all i have because the life that I have today is by his grace.

Without being told, i am well convinced that God purposely choose you as an instrument to materialize this project because he made us to understand that all things work together for good,for those who love the Lord,for those who are called according to his purpose."His ways and thoughts are not the same as ours,and He most assuredly works in mysterious ways.I concluded by myself that my contact with you is God's doing,and is nothing short of His miraculous blessing.

This vision has been in the mind of my late husband for the past many years thus he cherish serving God with all he have,nevertheless,i believe this vision which my late husband has in mind before his death to use this fund in spreading the gospel of the lord to the unreached places,building an orphanage center for the destitute children and to help the underprivileged and down trodden people in the Christendom will still mark a good reputation in memory of him once you give me your solemn faithful promise that you will work according to my instructions.It reminds me in what is written in the bible in ." Revelation 21:2 " which says And John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.let this quotation be accomplished so that my late husband's soul will be at peace.

I have put my trust in you for this charity work and i hope that you will corporate with the security company to see that the box is deliver to you before the end of this week.I believe that God is more than capacable to do miracle through you and i hope that he will surely do something good in your life within this week to see that yo get the box this week.

For the trust and love i have in you for this charity work,i am replying you with my passport for you to see that i have made up my mind in giving this funds for the help of God work in your country which i believe that you will receive the Trunk Box from the security company as soon as possible.

Please i want you to know that i won't be able to check my email within some days now,so i beg you to try and follow the security company instruction and directive so that they will deliver the box to you without any delay.

I hope and trust that you will act according just because of my worringness to see that you get the fund before i die.

May the Lord almighty continue to bless you for me.

From your sister in Christ,
Mrs Linda Benjamin.

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Hi Linda,

I have just been to the bank to withdraw the funds from my company account to send across to you.
My bank has a simple procedure for company money withdrawl:

1) Request funds and complete payment application (which i have done)
2) Review documentary evidence & assess relationship to account holder (ie pictures, emails etc)
3) Bank transfers money to requested account.

The bank said that the passport you sent across wasn't evidence enough that me and you are in business and that you should provide a picture of something with my name on. I totally dont agree with this but once its done, i should have access to the full company accounts(theres thousands of pounds in there!!!)

Anyway, i hope you can help, this is most annoying but until its sorted, they wont let me get the large sums of money out of the account.

ps i hope you feel better and get well soon!

Regards

Robin.

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Dear my good brother in Christ,

Thank for your reply. I have read your message but I do not understand what exactly you are saying about because this is my first time of doing something like that. If the security company is asking you money for the delivery of the Trunk Box then you have to withdraw the money from your bank account and go another place to send it to them.

I told you that I have put my trust in you and you know what is good to do to enable the box to deliver to you.

Please don’t let your bank or anybody to bring confusion us to in this matter. I have told you what you have to do and you don’t have to tell your bank what we are doing because this is not the matter of bank process.

So as I said above, if the company is asking you to pay money for the delivery of the box, then I will like you to find a way and get the money and send it to them, you don’t suppose to involve your bank in matter until the bank reach your hand. So I don’t understand the reason why they told you that my passport is not good. I will like you to be very careful of this people because they want to bring confusion in this matter and I will like you to know that Devil wants to use your bank to bring misunderstanding between us in this charity work. So please don’t ever listen to your bank again.

I hope you will understand where I am going to, I will like you to follow my instruction.

I have leave everything to you and I hope that nobody will bring confusion in this matter.So you better comply with the security company for the delivery of the box to you.

I am hoping to hear from you today because I won’t get the chance to check my email unless I find another good sister who can help you for writing you.

From your beloved sister in Christ,
Mrs Linda Benjamin

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Linda,

All i know is the bank manager, Mr Tickle kept asking for proof that you know me! I dont know why!
Maybe if you sent a picture of yourself in hospital with a print out of one of my emails, or if its easier a bit of paper with my name or passport on?

Many Thanks

Robin.

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Dear my brother in Christ,

Thank for your reply. Please I don’t know what exactly Mr Tickle wants you to do again if this proof does not march of what he is requesting. I have met a lawyer and he has sworn an Affidavit and the Affidavit has been register in the High Court of Justice.

Please I have concluded all I have to do and the other thing is in your hand to settle with the security company as you said.

I advise you to kindly comply with the security company so that they will deliver the box to you this week.Please don’t send the Affidavit to the security company because I don’t want them to know that money is containing in the Trunk Box.

May God bless you,

From your sister in Christ,
Mrs Linda Benjamin.

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Hi Linda,

Is there nothing you can do. Im sure the Affadavit is all fine but the problem seems to be on my end.
Can you have a lick at it? Im sure any ID would do, it seems a shame to cancel all this over something so small.

Many Thanks
Robin.

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Dear Robin,

I have seen that you are joking with me and you are not serious to help me.

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Linda,

I am not joking with you. My Hoffa is serious! If i was joking i would ask you:

Knock, knock.

And you would reply: Who's there?

And i would say: Ice Cream

And you would say: Ice Cream who?

And I would say: Ice Cream if you don't let me in!

Now thats funny. Anyway, please do get in touch, dont let my jokes put you off.

Many Thanks

Robin.

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:02 pm

That was a good and funny read. I wonder what tipped him off?

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