Bend it like Beckley (NSFW)

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Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:54 pm

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hello
how are you thanks for the mail am glad and it s a pleasure , i wish
to talk to you my dear, am beckley 29 single was born in the states,
reside in new york, am a designer, an artist that deals with arts and
crafts, i made it and sell them, i also go to other country to get my
goods, i lost my dad. i have no boy friend or fiance, am god fearing,
i love beach side, nd play mostly in a pool. i hope to meet
serious,sincere and open minded man, that i shall give my whole full
attention, tell me about yourself with your picture attached to it,
family and every other things i need to no about you.
hope to hear from you soonest
beckley cares

Why do I bother? Actually that is easy to answer because if Beckley cares then so do I!

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Hey there Miss Beckley,

Well am John T Boi from Broken Arrow Oklahoma I is. Am 37 years old
and never had no steady girl and is wanting to settle down.

Sure hopes you likes me,

I know taking it slow because we don't need to rush into things do we?

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hello
how are you today my love, am glad i heard from you
i would be glad to build a good and strong relationship with you, to
be in your arms whenever you need me there, to make you happy and make
a good mistress out of me my love, hoping to be curdled by you soon my
love, cant also wait to be with you, in your house to cook for you, to
share your bed, your pool and your bath my love.
i truly love you, hope to hear from you soonest and to be with you in
other to build a good relationship with you.
kiss and hug
beckley cares my dear

Curdled by me? Well by the Power of GreySkull so shall it be!

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Aww Miss Beckley,

I sure is loving to making your acquaintance too I is! You sure
sounds interesting specially if you is wanting to cooks for me cause I
sure do likes eating and by eating I mean I likes eating a lot I do. I
thinks we is gonna make a fine pair I does and thta's a big ten four
Little Lady.

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:04 pm

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Curdled by me? Well by the Power of GreySkull so shall it be!

There's medication for that. It's in the feminine hygiene section at the local drug store.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Oh curdled love? Be still my heart! Is that anything like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWrLhgiX74

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:46 pm

^Good tune. I have that on my playlist from the times of my really Bitchin'80's Hair.

Well this seems to be progressing rather well:

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hello
how are you my prince, i would love to cooked for you and to make you
happy too, on bed, in bath or in pool my love am all yours to devour
like food.
hope to hear from you soonest, and shall love to be in your arms my dear
kiss

As Luck would have it the pictures sent by Beckley showed me all the proper cuts that I could 'devour like food.' There is only one thing to say in such situations:

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Oh my my my Beckley,

I only gots one thing to be saying and thats wow is a bubulala nice
stunch. i like it!

Has Trucker John gone Gangsta? Dang....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I've been waiting for pigmoney's crap to be reused in a bait! Well played sir, well played.

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:58 pm

So this Lad has been all over TJ like stink on a Wet Dog slathered in Punch Bait:

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cant wait to be with you my dear, and i wish you tell me more about
yourself we can chatt directly on hang out my dear
kissssssssssss

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me: Hey there Miss Beckley.
beckley: hello my dear
how are you
me: Am fine Little Lady.
beckley: why little bit my dear
you oght to be fine all through
cos am with you now
keeping your company
are you there
me: Am here Darling.
beckley: ok
so talk to me then
me: Well you sure is a Pretty little thing and you ain’t shy neither no how.
beckley: yes my dear
cos i like you for been open minded
me: Well you opened up lots you did so I could sees everything I could including your Asshole!
beckley: yes dear
am just my self
tell me more about yourself
me: Well am single and drives me a Big Rig I does.
beckley: ok
nice
so what kind of a relationship you want from me my dear
be sincere
beckley: hello
me: Well I is looking for a Gal to be my Wife am sposing.
beckley: cos me i need a trustworthy ,open minded and a sincere man in my life
ok nice
me: Well am trustworthy I am!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

You crack me up!
I forgot to add earlier, loved Bend it like Beckham.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

@me, you are on the road to some real catfishing there. Punch bait is awesome stuff. You gonna be saddling your little filly in no time. Maybe you can learn her some noodling too!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:38 am

@Ginger Lee - I know! Never saw the Movie due the utter lack of Zombies.

@next victim - I figured you'd pick up on that.

Punch Bait or something one might find in Darla's Panties:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojd5-KAl-DM

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I vomited in my mouth a little.

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:00 am

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Well you opened up lots you did so I could sees everything I could including your Asshole!

Laughing. Hard. Tears flowing. Side hurts! Evil Lol

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

^^^Put it in the tub, the fish will love it! Last one I bought was dry when I got to the fishing hole. had to get some blood to revive it.

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:22 am

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Punch Bait or something one might find in Darla's Panties.

Oh dear god... I second Ginger's vomit!

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:54 pm

Me and Beckley don't ever seem to be on line at the same time so I get this sort of message:

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are you there my love
hope to hear from you soonest
i sent you a message

AND

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hello
please my dear
you are my last hope
try and do something ok
i shall pay you back ok

Huh?

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baby, i was robbed of my money, the money i want to use to clear my
goods at the port my love, now the customs at the port in Africa has
seized my goods and they ask me to come and pay some duty and task
before my goods can be cleared and deliver to my clients at UK and US
respectively . baby now am in two loose and i don't have any body to
help and the capital of my good is much cos i sold my late dads
property i inherited to go for the business trip, now the goods had
been seized and gun men has also rubbed me of the money left with me,
now my dear am sanded and left with nothing, there is nothing i would
eat my love, and nobody to go and meet now.
my love please how can you come to my rescue i need your help, to
clear my goods and to feed my love, i shall pay you back as soon as my
goods had been released for sale . cos immediately the goods get ship
to the states i would deliver them to my agents and clients for sale
so i would be able to get enough money and profit then i can pay you
back soonest my love
any thing you have , help me with it, am very sad asking or demanding
for monetary things from you, but you are my last hope to save my life
and goods and my business, cos if i dont get those goods my love , i
shall hang myself hope to hear from you as soon as possible my love
i miss and truly love you
kiss and hugs

Seems serious. Best ignore it.

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:55 pm

Beckley sent these individually between 3 and 4 today:

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hello
how are you my love
please hope you have gotten my mail
please my love how much can you afford to help me with
hello
say something my love
are you there
ok please reply sending me email
mail me when you come online
i did be waiting my love
i miss you dearly
hello

Sure hope catch each other on chat soon. Or not....

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Great hurry up and wait approach! I despise the "Killing myself" game.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:16 pm

^I hate that too but it went on and on until today that is.

So Yup this is kinda like a Necro but it's my Thread so too bad eh?

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beckley:hello
are you sure my dear??
how much are you going to help me with my dear
beckley:hello
are you there my love
TruckerJohn:I'm here Darling.
beckley:how are you my dear
TruckerJohn:Am okay. Missed you a whole bunch.
beckley:are you sure my dear?
have suffered much my love
cos you abadoned me
TruckerJohn:I never done no such thing Little Lady.
beckley:but dear
you do
you dont talk to me
or mail me
TruckerJohn:You disappeared and I didn't know where you went to no I didn't.
beckley:ok dear
so my love
if i sent the accnt details how much would you help me with?
or better still can you open an account for me my love?
TruckerJohn:Well how much you be needing?
beckley:dear the money i needed for the goods and to pay hotel bills is much
but you how much can you afford?
TruckerJohn:Well let's not worry bout that I just want you taken care of is all and out of Danger is all.
beckley:dont get you my dear
TruckerJohn:How much money you need to get outta this mess is what I'm asking.
beckley:my love is much i told you
so i dont no your pocket and what you did be able to afford ok
TruckerJohn:Well saying much don't make no sense at all there Little Lady so I can't even start to cipher out what you I saying.
beckley:ok my dear
can you help me with $7500
TruckerJohn:Well I should be able to take care of that I spose
beckley:ok good my love
so my dear please can you open an account for me my love
TruckerJohn:Well you is needing to be sending me a account so I can sends you your money ain't you?
beckley:ok
i shall send you today my love
but one more thing
TruckerJohn:ok
beckley:am i coming to you diectly as soon as am out of here?
i think that would be ok my love
TruckerJohn:I was hoping so but how long is that gonna take cause I drive a lot and wants to make sure I'm home is all.
beckley:as soon as you get the money sent to me
if i may ask you, how many days would it take you, before sending the money my love?
TruckerJohn:Well I'll try to get to the Bank real quick like I will.
beckley:ok
but how many days would it take you my love
TruckerJohn:Well let me think…one I spose Little Lady.
beckley:send me your nearest airport?
ok
if i sent it in two ours time
hope it would still be tomorow my love
TruckerJohn:Will Roger's Airport in OKC is probably the best I am thinking cause it's a big one it is.
beckley:but my dear, the fligt ticket
is more cost my love
TruckerJohn:Well let's get you sorted out first with your bills then we can figure that out is you is catching my meaning.
beckley:but the airport you sent now is it the closet one to you, were you can come and pick me up
TruckerJohn:Yes Ma'am.
beckley:ok
dear, i truly love you
TruckerJohn:Aww I loves you too. So when you sending that account so that can get you what you is needing Baby Doll?
beckley:my love soonest
TruckerJohn:Like today you is figuring?
beckley:ok
TruckerJohn:Well then my Lover Gal I'll be checking my messages a bit later to makes sure I don't miss it then.
beckley:ok
my love
but tell me how much you have misse me ok
TruckerJohn:I missed you more than Bacon and Eggs at the breakfast table I did.

beckley:ok my love
have you eaten and what did you eat my love
TruckerJohn:Well I just had a big old Chicken fried steak and some Biscuits and Gravy plus some Home Fries. Not too much really.
beckley:are you there love
TruckerJohn:Am so but I is needing to get back on the road cause this load of freight just can't wait.
beckley:ok my dear
TruckerJohn:I'll check on you in an hour or so. Catch you on the Flip Flop.
beckley:ok my love
but please my love i shall wait you ok
and i shall missed you to

TruckerJohn:You gets that there account an then we won't be missing each other no more no how and that's a big 10-4!

Hmmm...I wonder if my Baby Doll will come through?

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are you sure my love
USAA bank

Account number;xxx

Routing number:xxx

Account holder name: Reported to Mod Team

Account holder address:WKRP in Cincinatti

Honey as soon as you send the money, get back to me with the payment
information and the closet airport to you.I will await your email as
soon as you send the money to the information
and after i clear all the debts and buy the goods , i shall booked my
flight to you directly.
i love you and am hoping to hear from you soonest
kisss
beckley cares
my love, thats the account details ok
i hope to hear from you soonest ok

Aww Beckley that is so Sweat it is for sure for sure! Trucker John cares a whole Bunch too and that's no lie cause Momma never done raised no liars no she didn't!

Well I best Back on out of here cause I gotta put some miles behind me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ8pOXbS8HY

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:16 pm

Wait... I just sent her $7500 too! She's coming to visit me. We both love the beach. Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:20 am

Yeah I know its a Necro but this Lad is a persistent one and this is the original Punchbait thread too:

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hello

how are you my dear, longtime

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unbelievable my love, i missed you so very much but am sad not to have
been with you
why haven't you help me send the money to come to you my love?
am very sad to not have been in your arms right now, cos i was
thinking we should have start a family together now my love, hope to
hear from you
you can text me here on my mobile +1 323 786 MUGU
hope to see your text today my love , i am waiting for your response.
kiss, i missed you
beckley

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my love are you telling me the truth or you are lien and teasing me?

do you truly love and care about me?
oif yes , why have i not heard from you since all these months, do you not realize how much i missed you ? and how i almost die, the hard time i passed through cos you are no were to be found, are you fully back to me and in to my life , again, now and forever?
i hope to hear from you, cos i truly love and care about your wellbeing
maria

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when are we going to meet?

i need to meet you soonest ,if you truly love and care about me, hope to hear from you
love you

Best dive back in:

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My Darling little Lady,

Of course I'm fully back in your life cause you is my Gal and I is
your Man so I thinks we needs to get our selves hitched all proper
liker and soon cause I haven't had it in days and that ain't right.

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:39 pm

I got that second email and one other from it this weekend as well and I hadn't heard from him since December. Maria is his last name with a letter missing. He forgets that sometimes.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:10 pm

I'm not even sure what to say about this one. Its definitely not Iambic Pentameter but close enough for this Trucker:

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honey
are you sure of all you telling me right now?
dd you know how much i missed you? i missed you like when a green leaves would missed rain in dry season, i missed you more than when a lady missed her period, my dear john, when are we going to be together?
were are you at the moment, how is life, work and family?
hope we are going to be together soonest my love?
i love and miss you very much.
maria

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

It's a Dear John letter. Poor feller. Sad

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 144

I'll send it a rope!! It could go on over to the US Embassy , they could assist?? You got it going again!!

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:09 pm

This one was all over John yesterday:

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my love when are you going to send the money you promised me then?
so i can come if you truly want us together ok
hope to hear from you ok

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my love, please be serious with me for once and please if you want to
send the money now you have to split it and send them through western
union ok, the moment, i saw the money, i shall go cash it and do all
the necessary documents of me coming to you, and i shall even scan my
passport , flight ticket and sent them to you, for you to know how
serious am i, wanting to come and meet you and wanting to be in your
arms
hope to hear from you
maria

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This is a moon, which learns from you,
That is a sun, which respects you,
There are stars, which shine for you,
And here... It's me who lives for you.
I would climb a thousand mountains and swim a thousand miles, just to
come to you and also to see you smile.
Cuddling with you would be perfect right now.
hope you fill the same way am filling right now?
hope to hear from you my love

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If you wake up one day & were asked to have a wish, what would it be?
Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an
orange tree.
please make me happy, cos i shall love to bear your name and also to
carry your baby
i cant wait to cook in your home, i cant wait to be in your bed,
cuddling and having a hurt sex with you, i cant wait till you cum
inside of me , on my face and every kind of styles you want shall be
granted on to you , am even very sure you would be tired and beg me to
stop on bed cos i did love when it comes to sex of a thing and its
long last i had one, i did make you beg when i ride on you my dear
john

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just be ready to sent my trip money and other necessary bills am to
pay so that i can come to you soonest my love
maria loves john

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:49 pm

Whatshisname is still pounding John's Inbox:

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my love, i need you in my life and cant wait to spent the night with
you, my love sent the money to me through western union OK
i don't have any other bank account here my love
i missed you and want to get cuddle and have hot sex with you and i
want you to cu8m on my face and inside of me

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i love you
please i need you soonest my love, its been years i had sex last, i
did love to have it with you my love, hope to hear from you soonest if
you can try and send the money via western union or money gram my love
maria love john

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talk to me if you are there my love

Oh well might as well reply:

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Hey there Darling,

I'm here but I done told you I ain't using them types of places cause
they is run by Greasy Hippies and such. Honey Bun I wants you getting
just exactly what you is deserving so we is gonna do this my way.

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