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desertdude
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Oct 2013
Posts: 4
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Tue Oct 29, 2013 4:05 am |
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Apparently this guy is as new to scamming as I am to baiting. I don't think he understands templates yet...
desertdude
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Dear Greeting,
I gone through your profile and decided to write to you for important information. I am Soeung Kheng working with a Financial Firm . There is an unclaimed cash/fund of our deceased customer died on Tsunami, December 26, 2004 at Patong Beach, Phuket, Thailand no availability of next of kin and the fund in unclaimed, leaving it free for claiming.
You can read the link to understand me on :
http://faculty.washington.edu/moberle/Tsunami/Tsunami.htm
The firm cannot release this fund unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased customer as indicated in our financial guidelines and laws but if nobody applies as next of kin, government will pocket the money and share it.
I will like to present you as the next of kin to claim the fund for us to share, before the period given by the Firm elapse and will provide all the needed information in our office to execute the project. I am assuring you of a 100% risk free, and shall explain in details when I hear from you or reply to my mail. If you are interested, please get back to me for further details. my contact email: [email protected]
I am looking forward to your swift response.
Best Regard
Soeung Kheng |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Tue Oct 29, 2013 4:27 am |
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| died on Tsunami, December 26, 2004 |
What day of the week is Tsunami? Do you think a massbait would cure him of the desire to scam? |
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 Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Basinga
** WARNED **
Joined: 02 Aug 2013
Posts: 401
Location: Location: Location: Location: Sorry, can't find it
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Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:40 am |
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Overly generic format. This one didn't even bother to come up with a name for his 'financial firm'...
also I like the "Dear Greeting" |
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:28 pm |
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Lad sounds like he might be fun to play with. I am going to respond and see if I can have some fun  |
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DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:21 pm |
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| nobody applies as next of kin, government will pocket the money and share it. |
Share it with who ???? (I like a government that shares....) |
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"THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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Axil Moto
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Jan 2010
Posts: 109
Location: Splitsville
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:38 pm |
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OMFG, that's funny.
This half-wit will be devoured by the wolves. His stupidity will be his undoing. |
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ME: "Excuse me? Did you really ask a question I clearly answered in my last email?! I just told you that, dammit! Were you skimming my letter? I despise skimmers! Damn you for making me upset! Damn you!!
Listen very carefully now, goddamit. You will read every single word I write. In fact, you will give each and every word meticulous consideration!!
LAD:
"SIR, I swear on my life, my soul! I go to church every day. i will never skimming again in my life."
ME: Your church has services every day?
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