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Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 3:47 am

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/terras12345

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How are you today?,I hope you are having a nice time, as for me am cool and lonely. Am new to fishmeetfish.com so i saw your @gmail over there i was the one that sent mail to you from my gmail and most of the woman I read from on here are not what I want "you sound nice" and made me think ahead with this little message of yours so i will be very happy to know you more better than this if you don't mind i will be waiting to read back from you very soon

Jimmy likes his pics!

It is nice to hear from you. I like your pictures! I looking forward to getting to know you. I hope you're having a great day!!

Love,
BJ

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Hello how are you doing today i hope you are doing good well i am doing fine and i am very happy to receive your replay well i will be very happy know you as well and i want you to know that i am looking for the right woman to love till the end of my life and i also want you to know that i am one woman man so i will be very happy if you can send some pic to me so i can see how sprite and sweet you are thanks and have a nice time i will be waiting to read back from you very soon terras cares a lot
always care
terras

Hey Terras, Has anyone every called you Jimmy? I think I would like to call you Jimmy! I am doing well and I too am looking for a special lover in my life. I've been very lonely since my last parrot died. He was only 47...so young. I will send you a pic. What are you doing in the pic you sent to me? Are you in a tent? Do you live in a tent?
Love,
BJ

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Wow i will be very happy if you can call me that coz anyone had never called me that will that is my office when i was in Poland to work coz i always take a picture of working place that is why i sent you the pic so i am a widower of 52 years old with two lovely kids Mary and James i was born and broth up in greeleyville sc so i will be very happy to know little about you as well thanks i will always cares
with care
terras

Hiya Jimmy...

That's great that you have kids! I don't have any... well except my birds!! How old are your kids? Are they good kids? What kind of work do you do that would take you to Poland? Are the people nice there? Is it a big city or like farmland or something? I was born in Iceland. I try to go back there every couple of years. Where do you live right now?
Love,
BJ

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Hello how are you well God gave me good children and they are well loved and nice Mary is 5 years old and James is 3 years old so right now as i was taking with you i am in china working and i work as a constriction engineer for a complain so i will be the for some month coz i have a long thing to do over there and i am want you to know that i am a hard working man and also china is a place that is good and sweet and the people that is there are also friendly and good .... i will be very glad if you can tell me where you live right now and how old are you what do you do for living do you have houses and i want you to send of picture to me thanks and have a good day terras cares
with care
terras

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China My Ass!!! The flag in the pics is the Turkey flag. I tried to find the company and I couldn't find anything for DSI but I did find something for the Peker Group... hee hee hee I said Peker. Mr. Green

They do show pics of their worksite on their website so I'm guessing that's where they all came from. He's obviously very proud of them!!

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HI!
Wow you're in China?!! That is so neato that you have a job that takes you all over the world like that! What a great company you work for! Who takes care of your kids when you do all this traveling? Those are nice pics you sent. You do look like a hardworking man! Where were those pics taken? Were those in Poland too?

I work as a Head Hunter. I find people that are highly skilled for my clients. It's tricky! I own my own home. Well, I have my regular house as well as my lake house in Salt Lake City. I'm 55 and I live in ND. I love it here!! I will send you a couple pics.
Have a great night!
Be safely!!
BJ

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Hi
How are you doing? Thank you for using my private contact me, I'm just getting back home from my work.Impressing is what I describe you as ..a near perfect description of what way in describing the quint essential underlying gorgeous any man would seek for in a woman...I think it will be interesting knowing you..I like your profile and i want you to know that i am looking for true love,i would also like to know you better and be good friends with you and am sure something deeper will spring from there....what matters is Trust and Faith and a relationships begin on a basic foundation of friendship with trust.Am just as simple as you want.
I would like you to write to me and tell me all about yourself.would love to chat and get to know one another more..

I feel so glad to hear from you i am a man that is very hard working i work very hard i have been to so many countries i have been to Africa and also i have been to Asia too and Europe but most of it all i am in need of a woman to love and share my heart with a woman who will love me so much just like i will give her my heart i must say that you interest me a lot.

the pictures are taken here in china and very soon i will also e going to west Africa where i will have my new project its funny but i wish my woman could understand me and know how much i love to be with her i own my business and if i get my woman its not that i wont be with her i will have time for her and its very sure i will have time for her cause the only reason i don't have time for her now is because i don't have a woman and staying alone makes me bored i promise to be with my woman till death do us path.

Hi
China looks like an exciting place! I wish I could travel the world like that but my birds keep me tied to my household. I have to go to the breaders today to pick up two more baby birds. Theyre mom chewed off her own foot and she can't nurse anymore. Poor babys! Can you believe they still want $3000 each?!? But I HAVE to have them! When do you leave for Africa? Be very careful there! I just heard on the news that bad things happen there all the time! I guess the tribes fight and stuff. I've been bored too without a man. I hope we can be happy with each other!
Love,
BJ

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More of me:
I am loyal, responsible, active, responsible, loving, caring, sharing, kindhearted,warm, accommodating,sexy,compassionate,tolerant,laid back type,outgoing,welcoming to people generally cleverly neat man looking for someone special to share my world with and potentially,to grow old with.Now I guess a question will come to your mind (Why is he Single now)isn't it...ok ok,I used to have a girl-friend but I broke up with her,I caught her on bed with my best close friend,you know how that is,it's a SHOCK,lol...so this led me to break up with her,was I right by that decision???So I said to myself sometime I need to try Love again when I get tired of being single.

I seek for a complete honest woman,who will come home to me,love me,adore me,a strong woman with a strong heart who will want our relationship to last forever,a compassionate woman,one with good heart and know how to handle matters,I want a lover not a fighter,lol I am committed life to living to the fullest and in growing as a person. Having fun is very important to me and I am looking for someone with whom I can share life's experiences and grow together in faith and love with.My ideal match is someone who has a zest for life,someone who can have laugh and have fun but,and at the same time,she must be responsible.Someone with whom I share a strong physical and emotional connection. In the long-term,I believe that it is essential that we share similar values and that we have excellent communication with one another..

I love to cook all types of food but I have no one to share a meal with-so I cook only when I have to would you like to have a meal with me?lol,I would like to see pictures of you!
Have a nice day,
Jimmy cares

My Caring Jimmy,
I would love to share a meal with you! I've never had a man cook for me before. I'm sorry that your girlfriend screwed your best friend. What a bitch! No one deserves that!! I think we share many things in common. I'm so happy that I found a nice man to talk to!
Love,
Your happy BJ

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How are you doing?I am so pleased to read your message, that was a very nice description about you..You are sweet, I always wanting to be open and honest with you to,it has warm my heart and I am hoping to get to always hear from you.I hope this will take us to the next level and we could build a relationship that will last forever. I wish i could be all your deserve we seems to have allot of things in common. I have been cheated on and lied to, so It's might have happened to both of us,I know the feelings already and don't wanna be in that kind of situation anymore.. It will be my pleasure to get to know more about you and I am putting this questions to you.....

How did you get to the dating site?
What makes you join the site?
How tall are you?
What do you do for a living?
What do you seek for in a relationship?
What are the basic qualities you seek for in a man?
What sort of relationship you seek for?
What interests you?
You ever been married?
Got kids?
What do you do for fun?
Do you like public intimacy?
How long have you been device?
How do you treat your Man?
Why do you need a Man?
Can you love this man?
What is love to you?
What your favorite color?
Would you hit your man for any reasons?
You are a darling,

It made me smile to see an email from you today! I've been having internet problems so if I don't respond I promise I will as soon as I can! As for your questions I will try to answer them the best I can/ WIll you answer the same questions for me please?

How did you get to the dating site? - I went online and typed in www.fishmeetfish.com
What makes you join the site? - I need a good man. My friend Barbie recommended it because she met her husband there.
How tall are you? - 5'6"
What do you do for a living? - Head Hunter.
What do you seek for in a relationship? - Freendship, love
What are the basic qualities you seek for in a man? - honesty, no cheating or thievery
What sort of relationship you seek for? - sexual, marriage
What interests you? - My birds but I thought you knew this?
You ever been married? - Yes I'm divorced.
Got kids? - My birds
What do you do for fun? - Play with my birds
Do you like public intimacy? - I like sex in public so I guess that would be yes.
How long have you been device? -I don't understand. I have sex devices that I've had for many years.
How do you treat your Man? - However he treats me!
Why do you need a Man? - Sex, marriage, heavy lifting
Can you love this man? - Of course!
What is love to you? - Damn that's deep!
What your favorite color? - Yellow
Would you hit your man for any reasons? - Well yeah but only if he deserves it

Please answer the same questions for me!
Love,
BJ

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Hey Babe

... What a good response to the questions,I adore you and I am opening my heart to you. Just need you to be ease with it.I feel so safe and secure in you and talking about the distance, I know i told you I am in china now as you can know but very soon i will be in west Africa i have a work pending over there in 7 days time i will be over there.....I will finally like to come settle down home when I find the one I am looking, I have made up my mind that woman who first email me on the site will be the only one my heart seek for and you are the only woman I picked on personals..so I am willing to be open to you and I'm not looking further....i will like to meet you, you sound so sweet.Can you be the woman you have illustrated in your written,I hope you can.Since the question is reciprocal,my answers are below here:

What do you do for a living?
I work as a construction engineering and i really enjoy it because its what my dad was also doing when he was still alive...
What do you seek for in a relationship?
I seek trust,honesty,understanding,sincerity,love and sharing,sharing the good times and bad times together with no fear of what the world might put upon us..
What sort of relationship you seek for?
Well,well, the relationship I want is one to be build on the solid foundation which is love and trust,I do believe with this 2 ingredients of relationship,so many relationships has come to success unlike ones built on falsies and pretenses.
What are the basic qualities you seek for in a Woman? The basic qualities are Honesty,Love,Trust,caring.
What interests you?
Wow,God interest me,all the things he has created interest me,the nature really do.
You ever been married?
Yes but now a widower,I am very much single,Since i have been a widower ok ..it hard for me to trust women since i have been lied to by a woman .. since then it hard for me to trust .
Got kids?
I have one daughter and one lovely son called Mary and James
What do you do for fun?
I like playing basketball, playing billiards, swimming,dancing, writing,reading, watching movies or tv.
Do you like public intimacy?
Public intimacy is my thing.I miss that though..I like to held and to walk while holding hand still,it's fun I guess.
how tall am i? i am 5.6ft
How long have you been single?
Been widower for about 3 years back.
What's being single like?
Being single is the dullest and lonely thing that has ever happened to me.
How do you treat your woman?
I treat her with respect,loyalty,adore her,treat her like the queen.
Why do you need a woman?
I need a woman because I feel 2 people can make things worthwhile. It's always good to have a shoulder to lean on.
Can you love this lady?
Yeah,most definitely,I will love her.
What is love to you?
Love to me is everything,everything that has made up this world is love.
Would you hit your woman for any reasons?
I won't do that,I will rather discuss it over than fighting.

finally i will like you to give me your mobile number that i can reach you on anytime i want to talk to you and why dont you sent your picture to me all this days i am willing and waiting to see your picture BJ and i will be very happy if i can see that
Terras James

Oh My Lovely Caring Jimmy,

I can't believe I haven't sent you pictures! I thought I had... I'm SO sorry for that! I'll attach some to this email. I'm sorry I don't have such exciting pictures as you do. I hope you will like them though!

So you said in a week you are leaving China for Africa? Where at in Africa? What will you be building there? I can't wait to see pics! I've never been there. I see stuff on TV all the time but it's just safari kind of stuff. Like lions killing antelope. Maybe you'll get to see some stuff like that! That would rock wings! But like I warned before, be VERY careful please!! I have no idea what it's really like there but I hear how bad it is on the news all the time! People are crazy! If you were kidnapped I think I would die! Well I have to go for now but I'll be online later.
I hope you have a great night!!!
Love,
Your BJ!!!

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U're a really beautiful woman. I find you so interesting and allot have been coming into my mind this few days i don't know you enough and I am falling for you seriously, I miss holding hands and I really do hate not having someone to share life with and it does get lonely,but the best things truly do come to those who wait. I would really like to meet you in person, but I wonder how soon, being as were half way around the world from each other. Fate and destiny are some pretty wild factors though, wouldn't you say?

My favorite kind of food is Italian Meal, and I enjoy pasta and pizza, My kind of music are blues,Hip-hop & jazz but I don't listen to country at all. Of course I believe we pursue similar interest and I am willing to know you more and more better because you seems like a interesting woman !
So nothings impossible if we put our minds to it. Not to mention I would love to say "Honey I'm home" and then lift me up in Ur arms and kiss my precious lips.Thanks again for responding so quickly. How did you like mine? There is nothing that I would not do for you and there is no one else I would want to share my life with....That makes me wanna ask more questions..Have you ever gone scuba diving? I love it, but I have never gone in the ocean, even though I am certified to do so, I understand the meeting in person thing, that kind of scary to me though, because what if you didn't like me. So that aspect is totally understandable for both of us.I am a one woman man.. I don't like cheating.

The woman I am looking for would love to grow old with me and share all of life's ups and downs, pleasures and pains.I would love jumping into her arms any time any where just to say "I Love You". And when U are going through things and you don't know what to do,always remember I will be there for you. I can hardly wait to learn more and more about you as we grow closer together. Please tell me some more about you, anything will do? As for me some other things are;;; I was struck by lighting once and boy does it ever hurt Shocked

I use to race cars at our local racetrack when I was 22: and I am a Duncan certified ceramics instructor and I use to own a ceramic shop, I also involved in some agriculture activities in my compound.I don't judge people by their look. well I guess I'll let you go, until Ur next Email. hope to hear from you soon. You will be someone in whom I can confide in and share everything with and vise-verse.

with care
your lovely Jimmy

My Jimmy,

HOLY SHIT you were struck by lightning?!?!?!?!?! OMG how did that happen? And how are you still alive??? That is just crazy! Just think, if you had died we never would have met! Damn, you're one lucky guy!

You sure are a man of many talents aren't you? Will you someday teach me ceramics? I think playing with clay is sexy! Especially when you smear it on your face. Yum!

So you're a scuba diver too? Where do you dive at? I've never done that. I have snorkeled though. I do it every year with my BFFAA (best friend forever and anytime) when we take our yearly trip to the Virgin Islands. Have you ever been there? It's beautiful!

You mention meeting in person and it does make me nervous. I don't think I'm very pretty and I'm afraid that you would think I'm ugly. And I certainly wouldn't want to scare your childrens! Sad

But if we continue to get to know each other better then it may be a possibility. It gives me butterflies in my colon!
Love
Your BJ

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Hi....What's up BJ, It's good to hear back from you.. and I always enjoy talking to you.. what are you doing to me? You've stirred something inside my heart that I worked so hard to keep hidden locked away from the world and I have to be truthful I'm really fighting it. My heart actually feels like it smiles when I talk or hear from you. It's scaring the heck out of me, be gentle baby that is all I am asking you. I am not a want on kinda man, I am not a glutton. I'm very simple person.

I am definitely not materialistic. Things do not matter to me. Only people do especially my loved ones. I am very loyal. I'm very opened minded. Spontaneous, will try anything. I am not a planner, I don't live by plans. I' m a hard working man as you can know not afraid to get my hands dirty. I can run with the rough but yet be a man. I'm compassionate, kind, gentle, intelligent, bright, fun to be with, I do wear my heart on my sleeve. I smile all the time, they are so contagious, I love to laugh. I'm agood listener. I don't judge. I am not easily persuaded. I can be stubborn and aditmate about what I believe, but yet I can compromise.

I don't like negativity and I don't like to be around people who are.. I LOVE to kiss and to have a very hard sex , I am passionate, and sensual. I love to be spoken to not at. I like to just sit and say nothing just be with you. I am romantic and would love to be romanticized just once. I love flowers, especially picked, just because. Whelp, these are just a few thing about me I thought you might want to know.. See what happens when you don't talk to me. Lol

Hi Sexy Jimmy!
Tell me more about this hard sex you like to have...
Love
BJ

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 5:49 am

WHOO HOOO! You're a natural at this! Great job GTMamma!

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:22 am

My magic * ball tells me BJ is going to become an established character at our little corner of the Forums. GTMama, you are doing a great job here, setting the hook. OP, of course, is a stalwart mentor_ you will inflict lots of lad pain and the piggies are in sight.

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 2:05 pm

Thanks SBAH and Capone! I'm having fun developing BJ's character. I didn't listen when I read everyone saying how addictive this is! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 4:51 pm

If you read Playboy you can probably skip this part as you may have already read it. Stupid lad!

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Hi!

I love you very much sweetie. We have been together for almost a while, and the love is still very much alive. I met you this very good day and quickly found that we were both the sensual type. Every night, I would always wait for you and surprise you with sensual fantasy. Tonight, I was going traditional...

I had candles all over the living room and a fuzzy blanket laid out on the floor between the couch and chairs. Rose petals were also scattered around the floor and tables.. I checked the clock for the hundredth time, waiting for my lover to arrive. She was coming home from her work in the city.

I pulled the blinds shut and took off my clothes, tucking them behind the chair. I then put on a light robe and waited. The moonlight washed in, draping a light shadow over my body. I began to grow hot with desire and started to run my hands all over my body, caressing my chest, arms, and legs, reaching every pleasurable place and stopping myself from moaning.

Finally, I heard a car door slam and I waited patiently. As she walked in the door I stood up and saw a smile cross her lips. How I wanted to kiss those lips, to pull myself into her and kiss her. But, instead I walked over to her and began unbuttoning her bra and skirt . I slowly pulled them down, revealing her pants. I could almost feel her wet pussy, waiting for me, and me waiting for her.

She helped me with the shirt, smiling the whole time. I stood before this naked beautiful woman I had all to myself. I played with her, caressing and licking her body. Finally, I brought her over to my blanket and covered her eyes with a silk blindfold. She knew what was coming.

I leaned into her body and pressed my lips into her. I felt myself burn with pleasure, pushing my mouth against her. I rubbed cream all over her and was careful to keep her waiting, her wet pussy growing harder the more times I rubbed cream everywhere, but I was careful not to rub her there. I then left for a few minutes, to tease her.

I went to the office and began to masturbate. I rubbed my hands on myself, giving my body some pleasure that it desired. I heard my woman moaning and went back. Before she even knew I was in the room, I put my mouth around her. I began sucking and licking, teasing and playing. Her legs were bucking and I could hear her moans. I did this until I finally felt her release. With a relieved sigh, I drew back.

She sighed and I kissed her neck, then her beautiful stomach. She begged me to return the favor so I let myself rest on her. She urgently thrust his tongue into me and I rocked up and down over her face. She was kissing and licking, her hands on my chest, caressing me from behind. My legs were shaking and I pushed harder and harder, reaching orgasms with elated joy. Not even resting for a moment, I slid down her stomach and onto my back. She flipped over on top of me and quickly spread my legs. I brought my hands around her back and pushed her into me with steamy urgency. She thrust herself into me with quick, hard thrusts. Caressing her body, I rocked my hips and squeezed my legs around her. She kissed me and sucked on my neck. We reached our orgasms together and I felt the whole world collapsing around us. She fell next to me with a satisfied sigh and as always, a smile on his face. I whispered in her ear that it was her turn tomorrow night.

Always love

Jimmy

Dearest Jimmy,

What in the HELL? You must be crazy! I asked you to tell me about the hard sex you like to have and your response is to go copy some stupid shit off the internet and send it to me in a mail? WTF? Where did you get that anyway? Sounds like some shit you would read in Playboy! No one really talks that way and if you want to continue this relationship I suggest you start using your own words! I can't get to know you this way. Ridicurlous!

Your PISSED OFF,
BJ

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:26 pm

So I ran this past the Missus and she agreed but the order is ALL wrong:

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Why do you need a Man? - Sex, marriage, heavy lifting

I have been informed that Heavy Lifting always comes first in a Relationship.

Oh so my weekend away turned into a Whirlwind Adventure as I was stuck inside a 720 Square foot box with six Women (Seven if you include the Yappy Dog). If I wasn't afraid of Girly Folk before I definitely am now!

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:24 pm

oscarpiles wrote:

I have been informed that Heavy Lifting always comes first in a Relationship.

Oh I know, I violated the 'Woman's Code' by posting that! It was very difficult to do. But In an effort to seem more appealing, I took some things I've learned from the 'Man Code' over the years and listed sex first.

I'm glad you escaped the cabin with your manhood intact! Razz

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:52 am

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Hello BJ how are you doing i hope you are doing good to be honest with you to God and man i dont copy any thing from any where i have this before i just just use is is because you ask me about heard sex that is why i have to look at my compose book and from there wrote this to you but if you don't really believe me that means you can trust me anyway i just want you to know that i hat one thing in my life is a lie so that is why i don't just go to dating site any how but if you can believe this that i wrote to you well to God be the glory ......

your pIssed off
Jimmy

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Hello BJ how are you doing i hope you are doing good well to be honest with you to God and man i don't copy any thing from any where i always compose about love and sex and i love to compose a lot but when you ask me to tell you about heard sex that is why i have to look at my compose book and from there wrote this to you but if you don't really believe me that means you can"t trust me anyway i just want you to know that i hat one thing in my life is a lier so that is why i don't just go to dating site any how but if you can believe that i am the one that compose it from my heart and soul well i don't have anything to say but i will be very happy and placed if you can really believe this but if you cant believe me well good so just have a good day care a lot about you BJ bye

your pIssed off
Jimmy

This is where it gets hard for me. Every fiber of my being wanted to slap, slap, slap, with a head bob and a 'Aw heeeeeeeelllllll naw' thrown in for good measure. But alas, I refrained. Oh, and it seems that Jimmy is a lier after all. Must think I've never heard of google. Rolling Eyes

http://our.gs/7Tz

Kimmy,

Look, I'm sorry, OK? It's just that my ex used to do that shit and when I saw it that was the first thing that popped into my head. I didn't like it. He was the biggest lier in the world and I HATE liers too. I didn't mean to piss you off. I'm sure some girls like your compositionals and it looks like you worked hard on it but can you not send them to me anymore? It's gonna bring up bad memories every time. Beside, I don't want to know something you wrote down about some other girl. I want your 100% authenticated words strait from your lovely mouth. OK?

Can we just start over from scratches? Get to know each other all over again? Please? I care a lot about you. OK?

Love

BJ

Bleh, begging leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:22 pm

^^^^^ Heard sex? Does he mean herd sex? Like with cows? Goats? I can never tell with these guys.

Doing a great job GTmama! <-- Just looked at your name and realize I have been misspelling it, sorry about that. I blame middle age eyes and need of new glasses.

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:14 pm

GT, you are a 6 speed baiter!

I have problems at that point too-some scum bag emailing that crap is enough to gag a goat. Take a look at some of NVs responses for Anita, you'll feel better.

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:24 pm

SomeBuddyAtHome wrote:

Does he mean herd sex?

Probably but I REALLY don't want to know!!

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Just looked at your name and realize I have been misspelling it.

No worries! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:28 pm

Capone wrote:

Take a look at some of NVs responses for Anita, you'll feel better.

Thanks Capone! I've read Anita but I'm going to go back and take a look. NV is the best at slipping in the insults without appearing to slap. I'm a bit of a hothead in RL (my husband says I'm a pistol, whatever!) so sometimes it's hard for me to rein it in. I'll keep practicing though! I'm sure my husband will appreciate it too lol.

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:55 pm

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I am over-joy when I keep reading this email and I am happy I put love back in your heart, So do you think you would love me in return. I want you to know i am always speaking from my heart and I am falling in love with you.

I wanted to talk to you about my feelings on patience & forgiveness. I don't think everyone is born a patient or forgiving person. I believe it is a fruit we grow into as we deepen our personal relationships with God & other people in our lives. It is something that must be maintained & practiced everyday in many situations. I've had to give forgiveness & patience to others in my life & I've also had to ask for them from others. I can be patient with other people I care about because God is patient with me. I can forgive those who hurt me because Jesus has forgiven me & I know if we don't forgive others He can't forgive us our trespasses. Although it is difficult to forgive & show love to those who hurt us it is something we must do. I don't expect perfection from you, I expect you to make mistakes & display your weaknesses & faults to me, you're only woman. I too, have faults & weaknesses but I will recognize them & try to make things right. I may hurt
you unknowingly & would expect you to bring it to my attention so I can seek your forgiveness. Sometimes, I get a little moody- (I'm male, can't help it!) but I will need you to be patient with me during those times! Women have their mood swings, too! LOL!! Do you see how this works? Love, patience, forgiveness, kindness & understanding are all traits given to us by Our Father & we are to demonstrate those traits with everyone, especially the ones we love the most. It's not always easy & sometimes it's hard work but I will always try my best with you and all I ask from you is the same. Don't expect perfection from me because you'll only be disappointed & besides that's just unrealistic anyway!! I think as long as we keep these things in perspective there is no obstacle we can't handle together. If I do something that bothers you or gets on your nerves (I probably will), bring it to my attention before it gets any worse or causes problems & I will do the
same with you. I feel we are at the point by now we can share anything with each other no matter what it is! I hope you feel the same way, though I think you do. I want to learn all your quirks, too & for you to learn all of mine. What makes you happy, what makes you mad; what brings you joy;what brings you sorrow ( so I can avoid doing the negative things to you) I only want to make you as happy as I know you will make me & I will do my best. Take care! I can't wait to see you!!

your caring one

Jimmy

Sweet Jimmy,

Thank you for forgiving me. You are right, I am only woman. I should know better. I do have to tell you though, I don't really believe in God and Jesus and all that other hocus pocus gobbledegook. Don't you think that us being together is because of fate? Like the stars aligned in the right position, the wind blew the right way and our horoscopes matched and that's what pulled us together?

Ok so sense we are getting to know each other from scratches, tell me about you. Oh I know, lets do the question thing again!!!

What do you like about me?
Why do you love me?
Do you want to get married to me?
How often do you like to have sex?
Are your ears pierced?
Do you have any tattoos?
Do you have a Prince Albert?
What your fave color?
Fave movie?
Fave song?
Fave boy band or group?
How many women have you slept with?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
What rank are you?
Do you have any ribbons or other decorations?
Do you mind if my birds watch while we have sex?
What is your favorite position?
Have you ever hired a prostitute?
Have you ever been to prison?
Have you ever been to an orgy?
Do you spank your kids?
How do you feel about facial hair?
Do you shave little Jimmy?

I think that should do it for now. I can't wait to get to know you again!

I love you to itty bitty pieces!
Love,
BJ

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I like that list of questions a lot better than the lad version! Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:19 am

^^^Jimmy is just SO unimaginative! I figured I would try to throw his script back at him.

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:23 pm

Quote:

Honey,

I love you. I love every little thing about you. I love your cute smile, your magical eyes, and your sense of humor. I love your gentleness and mostly your caring heart,cause that's all I've been imagine in my head ever since we;ve been talking. Can;t wait until when I’m by your side so I can feel them in person. I can't stop thinking about you when we are apart. I need you by my side. You complete me. You mean the world to me. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. You are the one I've always wished for. I never thought that I would ever meet someone as special as you. I love each and every moment I share with you.

well i cant answer every thing but i will only answer the right ones out of them

What do you like about me? >> i just love you because you have bring the best in me and you always make me happy since when i have been talking to you and you are also the kind of woman i have been willing to meet since the dead of my late wife i also thank God i found you

Why do you love me?>>> i love you because you bring out the best in me

Do you want to get married to me? >>> BJ to be honest with you you are the woman i have been waiting for all my life and you are also my dream come true and i am ready to marry you and till the end of my life also till death takes us apart

How often do you like to have sex?>>> before beaning a widower i do have sex every two two days in a week

Do you have any tattoos? >> no i don't have any tattoo

Do you have a Prince Albert?>>> i hate lieing so what i don't have i don't lie that i have it so there for i don't have In other words, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about!

What your fave color? >>blue

Fave movie? >> my fave movie that i like most is blue firm

Fave song?>> music are blues,Hip-hop & jazz

How many women have you slept with? since when i have been a widower i just stay all alone coz i don't just carry woman anyhow so i have been all alone and take good care of my lovely kids and been hard working to my job coz i know sometime my dream will come true and thank God she do ...

How old were you when you lost your virginity? >>>22 years old

Do you mind if my birds watch while we have sex? >> no i don't mind to be honest Really? Not even a little bit?

Have you ever been to prison? no never

Do you spank your kids? >> no never

How do you feel about facial hair? >> i fell a lot about facial hair

Do you shave little Jimmy? >>> yes i do

and i want you to answer yours as well in return i care a lot about you and i will always do till the end of my life

your caring Jimmy

always

My Jimmy!

I will answer all the questions for you but first I have some questions about your answers, OK?

How often do you like to have sex?>>> before beaning a widower i do have sex every two two days in a week -So you only had sex twice a week when you were married? How tragic!! OK but the question was how often do you like to have sex? I seriously doubt that you only like it twice a week. I need it more than that so are you willing to give it?

How many women have you slept with? since when i have been a widower i just stay all alone coz i don't just carry woman anyhow so i have been all alone and take good care of my lovely kids and been hard working to my job coz i know sometime my dream will come true and thank God she do ... -I meant how many women have you slept with in your whole life, not since you have been widowed. So how many is it? I think this is important.

Do you shave little Jimmy? >>> yes i do - Do you shave all of him? Like do you shave just the bush or the bush and shaft or the bush and shaft and balls? What about your ass? I don't like to give a BJ to a harry dick so this is important to me.

You skipped some important questions that I think you should be able to answer. I'm not sure why you didn't but it feels like you're hiding something from me. Please try to answer the questions that you skipped. These are important things for me to know. I will work on answering the questions for you. As soon as you send me the additional responses I will send you my answers. I LOVE getting to know you! Isn't this fun???

Peace and Love,
BJ

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:34 pm

The "two two times a week" confused me. Was it every 2 days? Or 2 days a week? Or, while wearing a (pink) tu-tu?

I am loving BJ, she's AWESOME!!! You are a natural at this GT. Can't wait to hear more about the birds. Perhaps the birds shouldn't watch, they might mistake something for a worm, especially if it's on, ahem, grassy surface? Embarassed

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:08 pm

^^ Probably a pink tu tu!! Now wouldn't that be a trophy pic to get!!

Thank you SBAH! That's an excellent thought! I'm gonna throw that at him once I get his responses.

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:15 pm

All I really understood in this email was sex, sex, sex, sex.....

Quote:

Hello my dear BJ how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i have to tell you this i do sex every day by day but i don't know how are you going to feel if i tell you how often i sex but i will tell you that i am ready to have come back to it and i promise to give you the sex any time you want it and how getting sex with woman i will also tell you something about that i do sex a lot but i can just think to that coz i sex a lot and most woman like the game i play with them on the bed but i just have to stop that for sometimes but now i think you want me to come back to that and i promise to get you what you want and are you really and promise me that you are ready to give me what i want as well well i want you to know that i do shave everything and i want to know this again i do lick pussy too as well Lol.... but i promise to lick your pussy when i am with you so i want you to answer for me in return,,,

your lovely

Jimmy

Sexy Jimmy,

No, No, baby don't stop! Tell me about the game you like to play on the bed!! I'm glad you like to have sex everyday! I'm kinda a freaky dinky in bed you know? There's not a thing you could say that would embarass me! I have a pretty full historical index of sex in my life. I promise I will tell you about it all!!

Ok, if I ask you something do you promise to tell me the truth and don't get upset? All those questions you didn't answer, it's because you don't understand what I'm asking right? It's ok because we have a cultural canyon to fill. Things are different there and here. So if it's true then just ask me baby! I will exlpain. You don't need to be embarassed!

You would not believe the hell the birds have put me through today! Squidbeak flew off his perch and landed up in a pine tree in the back yard. It took me a while but I shimmied up the tree like a bear and got the little fucker down! He bit the hell out of me on the way back down! It hurt like hell and I had to go to the emergentcy room for some stitches. He's the one you gotta watch out for! He thinks I'm his mate so he's kinda aggressive towards men. I'll make sure I cage him when we have sex cause I wouldn't want him to think little Jimmy's a worm and take a bit! Ouchie!! Ha ha ha... that is funny! The baby birds are doing really good. They sleep on my pillow for now. They are precious!! How are your kids doing? Tell them I said hi!

I love you SO SO SO much baby!
Love,
BJ

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:28 pm

Jimmy really doesn't want to answer those other questions! Let me see if I can help him out. Give a little get a little. And if he doesn't twig on me, I think I love him. Razz

Quote:

Hello my lovely BJ how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i am happy again to hear something good about sex and i want you to know that to give you a sex is just a little thing as you can see that i have promise you that but can you promise me that you will give me anything i ask from you..... in the good time and the bad time and i also want you to know that i really care a lot about you and you are all i think a lot about and your lovely birds i care a lot about all of you and also am really sorry for what Squidbeak did to you just forgive Squidbeak on my behalf and i also want you to answer the questions to gave to me so that i can know where to start from and to give you what you asking for and i want to know that to be a man on the bed is not a day job ...Lol so my dear BJ i care a lot about you and you lovely birds my greetings to all of them Hug and kiss for you all alone @};-@};-@};-

My Sweet Jimmy!!!!

I've missed you baby! How are you doing? I hope you're doing good!! I'm gonna answer the questions for you but first I have to warn you. Please don't be shocked about anything you learn about my past. I've not always done good things in my life and I've been embarrassed to tell you... I hope you will understand. If you want to stop talking then I understand, ok?

First I'm going to explain the questions that you don't seem to understand:

1. Are your ears pierced? - This is what we saw when you get a hole put into the top of your ear with a chain to your nose. Well, that's what I call it anyway. My ex had one and I HATED it!

2. What rank are you? - This is what we ask when we want to know your position within your community. Like are you a mayor, chief, president, intern, worker... that kinda stuff.

3. Do you have any ribbons or other decorations? These are body modification techniques. Holes are pierced in the skin, usually on the back, and a ribbon is threaded through and tied. It's pretty cool! Decorations are the technique of inserting silicone pieces under the skin. Like if you want to have horns or bumps above your eyebrows.

4. What is your favorite position? This just means how do you like to sleep on the bed. On your back? Side? Stomach? Left or right side of the bed?

5 Have you ever hired a prostitute? What do they call it there? Like, hooker? Lady of the night? Oldest profession in the world? This question is very important to me! I had to educate him a little because this plays into my character. I think I've more than made up for it with the de-education on this lad! But seriously, there's NO way he doesn't know what a prostitute is!

6. Have you ever been to an orgy? Surely you've been to a stripping club right? Where women get naked and dance? Well, you know those ones where you pay like a quarter to peep into a hole for a few minutes? That's what we call an orgy in ND.

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My answers back to him

What do you like about me? You're funny and really easy to talk to.

Why do you love me? Because you love me! Besides you have all of the things I want in a man!

Do you want to get married to me? OMG yes! I think we would be really happy!

How often do you like to have sex? I think you already know to the answer to this... ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME!

Are your ears pierced? God no!!

Do you have any tattoos? Yes I have about 6. Well 5 1/2 cause I haven't finished my last one yet.

Do you have a Prince Albert? Not really to be honest with you!!

What your fave color? Yellow

Fave movie? Drop Dead Fred

Fave song? Freak Like Me

How many women have you slept with? I think 4 women. Men - I lost count somewhere in the 70's. Don't judge me.

How old were you when you lost your virginity? 15

What rank are you? I'm considered a Madame

Do you have any ribbons or other decorations? No I used to have the ribbon thing on my back but it got infected and the dr made me take it out.

Do you mind if my birds watch while we have sex? No, not at all. I don't mind if anyone watches.

What is your favorite position? On my side

Have you ever hired a prostitute? OK, here's where things get real... remember I said that I have secret from my past? Well, I was a protisture. You know how I said I was a head hunter? And that I find suitable applicants for my clients. Well, I'm what you would call a Pimp here. But they call me Madame. I find girls to sleep with my clients. It's illegal and I hope you won't tell anyone! And that you still love me...

Have you ever been to prison? Not prison but I've been to jail several times. Just little stuff though. Like posturing. Or display of an out of date prostitute ID card.

Have you ever been to an orgy? I used to do this before I was a prostitute.

Do you spank your kids? I don't have any but I would only spank if they were doing drugs or playing with fire or something.

How do you feel about facial hair? I like it! I love the way it scratches my thighs...

Do you shave little BJ? All the way! I have what yo'd call a Columbian,

Well I gotta run babe! This took forever to right! I will be back soon. I've got lots to do tonight because it's my friends bday and we're going to a party!

Love you babe!

BJ

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:20 pm

Someone has created a Monster and I for one like it!

If anyone else has a problem with it then Blame next victim, Capone and Especially Ginger Lee. And what about Oscar you ask? Am Innocent!

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Great bait! Loving it.
Oscar=innocent? Perhaps in Canada but what do they know, eh?
Laughing

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Mom always told me I could be anything I wanted. I chose to be a bad example that watches that Judge Judy show thanks to the femule that sometimes tolerates me. One of these days I am going to fire that woman!

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:00 am

Reading all of your baits was what made me decide to give this a try! So thank you all for being bad examples! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:10 am

For some reason this was sent in a retina burning yellow.

Quote:

My love i am very happy about this you are telling me i am so happy about this though you have heard a very bad past which i thought of and felt sad but when i thought of it very well i discovered that every one has a bad past and i thought its still better because you have done it in past and time that we have not met each other. i am happy i have you i cant imagine how much we have met and i have loved you so much far more than i could ever imagine you mean so much to me my lady.even the bible does not want the death of a sinner if not for there repentance.i want to be with you for the rest of my life spend my entire life with you build my future walls around you.

I try to put this feeling into words, but fail miserably. This feeling of being both scared and at peace, of having both butterflies and a sense of calm, is a feeling that I have only dreamed about. As the days continue to pass, my love for you continues to grow. I never thought I had the capacity to love anybody as much as I love you right now. Yet, my love for you continues to mature, growing beyond the realm of my heart. It seems that you have become the fiber of my soul, the very reason for my existence.
"I would rather have one smell of your hair or one touch of your hand than an eternity without it."

you are my dream come true my angel you complete me am happy and grateful to GOD that i found you.

Game. On.

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